GM's thread about nothing (6 Viewers)

[jplvr]

Is there any good reason why the thread about the halftime show is still going? I haven't ventured in there since this morning.

I'm kind of ticked that nobody laughed when I called this guy "Garfunkle".

What the #### was that? I had totally forgotten about him.

 

[shuke]

Is there any good reason why the thread about the halftime show is still going? I haven't ventured in there since this morning.

I'm kind of ticked that nobody laughed when I called this guy "Garfunkle".

What the #### was that? I had totally forgotten about him.

I thought it was Will Ferrel at first.

 

[Ja'loctopus!]

Is there any good reason why the thread about the halftime show is still going? I haven't ventured in there since this morning.

I'm kind of ticked that nobody laughed when I called this guy "Garfunkle".

What the #### was that? I had totally forgotten about him.

I thought it was Will Ferrel at first.

The joke I made at the Super Bowl party was Hey, it's Bernie from "Room 222" which got some laughs from the older (than me) folks.

 

[General Malaise]

 

[General Malaise]

SGR

Oh jesus, that would kill me.

 

[jplvr]

Oh, hello shuke

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lmao

 

[Mr.Pack]

Oh, hello shuke

WTF

 

[Ja'loctopus!]

Oh, hello shuke

TALENT

 

[urbanhack]

 

[Bogart]

Oh, hello shuke

:spittake:

 

[YSR]

omg

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, hello shuke

Just had to mute my phone...

 

[DMXATF23]

Is there any good reason why the thread about the halftime show is still going? I haven't ventured in there since this morning.

I'm kind of ticked that nobody laughed when I called this guy "Garfunkle".

What the #### was that? I had totally forgotten about him.

I thought it was Will Ferrel at first.

The joke I made at the Super Bowl party was Hey, it's Bernie from "Room 222" which got some laughs from the older (than me) folks.

I thought it was Richard Simmons

 

[urbanhack]

My link

 

[Crazy Canuck]

My link

My new wallpaper. Soon as I print 5000 copies and find me some Elmer's.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GB B-Deep

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

My link

this is like a black fly in your chardonnay kind of thing, right?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

GB B-Deep

 

[B-Deep]

GB B-Deep

i love the bonnets

 

[Idiot Boxer]

:bonnetcred:

 

[WetDream]

GB B-Deep

i love the bonnets

Is there any truth to the bonerbonnet rumor?

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

GB B-Deep

i love the bonnets

Is there any truth to the bonerbonnet rumor?

Not sure I get this.

 

[shuke]

Oh, hello shuke

oh jesus

 

[shuke]

Traveling, forgot my deodorant. I had to go across the street to another hotel that has a pantry and bought some speed stick. God this stuff stinks.

 

[Kubes]

Traveling, forgot my deodorant. I had to go across the street to another hotel that has a pantry and bought some speed stick. God this stuff stinks.

Anything good under the mattress?

 

[Guster]

I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight.

Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutes

Let's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra.

Any shtick suggestions?

Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight.Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutesLet's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra. Any shtick suggestions?Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do

I'm confused.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....

Sorry you are having trouble carrying home all that money you won gb.

Poker wasn't kind to me. I started off on fire again and was ready to put another guy out when my luck changed. I hung in there but couldn't mount a comeback. Around 9pm I lost a $500+ post with a 3's over A's FH to a 6's over A's FH. I don't even remember what game we were playing. I started hitting the magic cookies pretty hard after that.

cry me a ####### river

Remember this number was part of The Syndicate, I don't get the whole $25k. I did quite fine on Sunday though all things considered.

I guess you didn't get my PM Saturday, telling you to sign me up with the Syndicate.

You don't exactly just sign up. Ya folla?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight.Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutesLet's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra. Any shtick suggestions?Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do

I'm confused.

He has a date with one of our wives.

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight.

Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutes

Let's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra.

Any shtick suggestions?

Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do

I'm confused.

He has a date with one of our wives.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight.Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutesLet's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra. Any shtick suggestions?Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do

I'm confused.

He has a date with one of our wives.

 

[Guster]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expected

she's maye 5'1"

looks better in person than in pics

 

[General Malaise]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics

Sorry to hear about your blind date being better looking than Grimace from McDonalds.

 

[Osaurus]

I think Michael Bloomberg might be a gnome.

 

[Guster]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics

Sorry to hear about your blind date being better looking than Grimace from McDonalds.

 

[kevzilla]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics

PM Zooks for midget sechs tips.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You call escorts "practice dates" too eh?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics

PM Zooks for midget sechs tips.

My new girl is 4'10". It's awesome.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight.Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutesLet's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra. Any shtick suggestions?Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do

I'm confused.

He has a date with one of our wives.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight.

Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutes

Let's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra.

Any shtick suggestions?

Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do

I'm confused.

He has a date with one of our wives.

My link

You're going through names like I go through Twinkies.

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics

PM Zooks for midget sechs tips.

My new girl is 4'10". It's awesome.

I just spent 3 minutes trying to google an image for "female ventriloquist act" but all I came up with was Waylon Flowers and Madame.

 

[kevzilla]

Doomsday Preppers comes on and the first family of wingnuts is from Floresville, TX. We're going to have my grandmother's 100th birthday party there in July.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics

PM Zooks for midget sechs tips.

My new girl is 4'10". It's awesome.

I just spent 3 minutes trying to google an image for "female ventriloquist act" but all I came up with was Waylon Flowers and Madame.

It's the thought that counts.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Doomsday Preppers comes on and the first family of wingnuts is from Floresville, TX. We're going to have my grandmother's 100th birthday party there in July.

This is a great show.

 

[GroveDiesel]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics

Sorry to hear about your blind date being better looking than Grimace from McDonalds.

Are there enough Grimaces out there that this needed clarification?

 

[Hock Meng Tay]

Oh, hello shuke

Hee Hee Hee!!!!

 

[Guster]

 

[General Malaise]

lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics

Sorry to hear about your blind date being better looking than Grimace from McDonalds.

Are there enough Grimaces out there that this needed clarification?

In a surprising twist, I wasn't sure if that was the correct spelling of Grimace or not, so I thought it needed a clairfier.

 

[cosjobs]

My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....

Sorry you are having trouble carrying home all that money you won gb.

Poker wasn't kind to me. I started off on fire again and was ready to put another guy out when my luck changed. I hung in there but couldn't mount a comeback. Around 9pm I lost a $500+ post with a 3's over A's FH to a 6's over A's FH. I don't even remember what game we were playing. I started hitting the magic cookies pretty hard after that.

cry me a ####### river

Remember this number was part of The Syndicate, I don't get the whole $25k. I did quite fine on Sunday though all things considered.

I guess you didn't get my PM Saturday, telling you to sign me up with the Syndicate.

You don't exactly just sign up. Ya folla?