St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
God knows I made enough. I used a pound each of chicken, andouille, crawfish & shrimp.I shouldn't cook on an empty stomach.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
You including the dorks here who are posting about the 18 beers they had?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I just figured out that my phone will translate my spoken word into texts. 
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Oh total mother ####ing bull####.It started out as my buddy's birthday party. His wife put some sexually suggestive stuff into the evite, which I thought was stupposed to be funny. I was wrong.Do not try and bury the lead, sir.Do any of youplay League of Legends? I met a guy at an orgy who's a programmer for the game and now I'm hooked.
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HighBeams
Guest
Shoulder sling, I'm in one. Pretty sure I'm broken good this time.
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Bummer. How'd that happen? Hope they gave you some decent painkillers this time.
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HighBeams
Guest
Too many overhand movements and my shoulder basically disintegrated. Painkillers are in. Miss was holding a heating pad against me and the 4 yr old was trying her best to keep me from moving around in bed. My hand/arm is completely numb but it amuses me that it flops when I try to move it.
Guster
Footballguy
BigJohn
Footballguy
Orgies can be quite addicting.Do any of you
heckmanm
Footballguy
what?I forgot to mention that 50% of the people in the 6:00 game and about 25% of the 9:00 game are deaf. I know this going in, but never seem to remember it. As a result, I try to break the ice at the tables with my many witticisms, and when I am met with silence, I always think, "Oooh, I'm at the serious player table".
The 19th beer really puts me over the top
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Happy Birthday, Tiger Fan
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Happy Birthday, Tiger Fan
Marvin
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
could be a repeat...
Marvin
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Marvin
Footballguy
The Superfriends didn't really live in the Hall of Justice did they?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
No. Superman had a nice old Victorian on the East Side. Good guy. Immaculate lawn.
Marvin
Footballguy
Oh yeah...right off of Himrod?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Meanwhile, in the Legion of Doom.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Did you google map the east side of Youngstown?
Marvin
Footballguy
No I have some weird encyclopedic knowledge of Mahoning County and the surrounding area.
YSR
Footballguy
Yeah, sorry, I could have been more clear. This freeroll game in which my husband and I participate each Monday night has a very large deaf attendance. It's really pretty cool and I've actually picked up some sign language along the way. About 50% of the players at the 6:00 seating are deaf. The 9:00 game, which actually counts for something, has a lot more players and so the deaf contingent is only about 25% of total players.'Tiger Fan said:what?I forgot to mention that 50% of the people in the 6:00 game and about 25% of the 9:00 game are deaf. I know this going in, but never seem to remember it. As a result, I try to break the ice at the tables with my many witticisms, and when I am met with silence, I always think, "Oooh, I'm at the serious player table".
My point was just that, having only been to this poker night for three weeks, I keep forgetting about the deaf contingent. So when I get to the table, I make polite conversation and/or jokes. Then, when met with a stony silence, I immediately think that I'm at the Serious BusinessTM table.
Anyway, I didn't do much better with that explanation, but hope you're having a Happy Birthday!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So weird.
General Malaise
Footballguy
'shuke said:
Marvin
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Perk of a tiny college was no grad student teachers and mostly understandable profs who knew us and vice versa. Pretty cool, actually.
General Malaise
Footballguy
What nursing home is this held at?Yeah, sorry, I could have been more clear. This freeroll game in which my husband and I participate each Monday night has a very large deaf attendance. It's really pretty cool and I've actually picked up some sign language along the way. About 50% of the players at the 6:00 seating are deaf. The 9:00 game, which actually counts for something, has a lot more players and so the deaf contingent is only about 25% of total players.'Tiger Fan said:what?I forgot to mention that 50% of the people in the 6:00 game and about 25% of the 9:00 game are deaf. I know this going in, but never seem to remember it. As a result, I try to break the ice at the tables with my many witticisms, and when I am met with silence, I always think, "Oooh, I'm at the serious player table".
My point was just that, having only been to this poker night for three weeks, I keep forgetting about the deaf contingent. So when I get to the table, I make polite conversation and/or jokes. Then, when met with a stony silence, I immediately think that I'm at the Serious BusinessTM table.
Anyway, I didn't do much better with that explanation, but hope you're having a Happy Birthday!
Marvin
Footballguy
I had to take some Ethics class for some goal (or maybe it was court ordered, I don't remember) and the instructor was some woman from 4th world dung-heap. To this day I have no idea where she was from. I think someone asked her and instead of telling us the country she gave the name of the tiny, one-donkey town she came from. You could understand maybe every 5th word out of her ethnically ambiguous mouth. I dropped that class and ended up taking a Philosophy class from the gay professor that made jokes everyday about his ex-wife and how stupid she was.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Happy birthday to the Greek.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I shared a room in Memphis with my Religion professor for a wedding. I got him baked and we went to Graceland. Cool dude. The school didn't offer him tenure and it pissed me off so badly. I think he's at Wabash college now. Cool cool cool cool guy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
In honor of Tigerfan, I say we draft something. Cities? States? Rockbands? Condoms?
1.01 Amsterdam.
1.01 Amsterdam.
Marvin
Footballguy
Let's investigate this weirdness a bit more.
Marvin
Footballguy
1.02 "Cigarette Dangles" The Pursuit of Happiness
General Malaise
Footballguy
I a sophomore in college looking to save a dollar; he a bearded, unkempt and jobless religious professor similarly looking to save a dollar. Two Millsapians, headed down a bumpy path towards fiscal responsibility.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Happy Birthday TF
Marvin
Footballguy
You're supposed to start it off like "I'm a sophomore at a small, Southern college. I never thought anything like this would ever happ..."
kevzilla
Footballguy
Better than Coldplay, that's for sure.'heckmanm said:
1.03 Joe "King" Carrasco and the Crowns
Get wikkidpissah in here.
Marvin
Footballguy
Ehhhh...
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