Day One of me watching my kids in my ex's house is also Day One of my mom being alone for the week. I just had this phone call:
Mom: Son...........there is a BIRD stuck in the house.
Me:
Mom: I have been trying to get him out of here for the last three hours. Can I call Animal Control??
Me: Where is he in the house?
Mom: He is in the living room. Three hours!! I am scared of birds.
Me: Did you open the back door?
Mom: Yes, I opened the back door!!! He won't go out it, just gets behind it.
Me:
Did you open the FRONT door?
Mom: No, I just thought he came in the back door.......hang on.......OK, front door open. Shoo bird, shoo, no, don't sit on the door.....ummmm, OK he is gone. Guess I just needed to call you.
Me: Talk to you later. Love you.
Now say it back.