GM's thread about nothing (14 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Going to allow "K-man".

I use "D" or "Deck" for Declan I guess. Haven't tried "D-man". Also use Tank sometimes, but that's his name.

Tank's pretty badasssss. Not sure how you got that one approved, but god love you, that's freaking awesome.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Some ######## on FB posted this.

Love me some confession bear meme.

 

[Frostillicus]

Simultaneous Ham and MOP breakdown threads make thsi the best christmas ever!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

Still going?

 

[Abraham]

Simultaneous Ham and MOP breakdown threads make thsi the best christmas ever!

Agreed. I've missed ham's brand of crazy.

And while there is nothing to be gained from it, I wish there were a way for me to own MOP on his sales bull####.

 

[Annyong]

Home Alone is on AMC. I love this movie. Stupid Wet Bandits.

 

[FDAS]

Home Alone is on AMC. I love this movie. Stupid Wet Bandits.

This seems weird to me

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Science! (why cats suck aren't submissive little b itches)

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I just got an email from a man who replied to a question I asked with "Golly, sure!"

I'm not sure what to do with that.

Reply back with "Okie dokie, Gomer."

http://gafflife.com/cfs-file.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.SiteFiles/beagaffgirl1.jpg

I love her.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I hate Home Alone.

Feel free to add that to the list.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I hate Home Alone.

Feel free to add that to the list.

Can't say I've watched again since I was a kid. Seems like it would be dumb on the re-watch.

 

[Annyong]

I'm kind of amazed you guys dont like this movie

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm kind of amazed you guys dont like this movie

I'm a fan. For a long time we watched it every year, somewhere between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Um, nice sweater!

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from the first or second season of "Happy Days" (ask your parents).

Richie, Ralph and Potsie get a hold of a "stag film" (ask your grandpa). It was probably just one of those Swedish "naturist" things (ask Charvik). Anyway I guess a chick with really big boobs comes on the screen and Potsie says "How'd you like to see those in a sweater!"

Holy crap, I remember that too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Vicious hockey hit Thoughts, Rude? (bonus at about the :35 mark...black hockey player sighting)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Saw the stag film Happy Dayss.

Never seen Home Alone

 

[T Bell]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

Still going?

Consider it a FFA active shooter situation.

 

[Frostillicus]

It must be exhausting to be a woman because you not only have to care about what's going on in your life you have to care what's going on in everybody else's life too.

 

[T Bell]

It must be exhausting to be a woman because you not only have to care about what's going on in your life you have to care what's going on in everybody else's life too.

Why do you care?

 

[Frostillicus]

It must be exhausting to be a woman because you not only have to care about what's going on in your life you have to care what's going on in everybody else's life too.

Why do you care?

I have to listen to it.

 

[Hawks64]

Vicious hockey hit Thoughts, Rude? (bonus at about the :35 mark...black hockey player sighting)

Looks like it's a phone hearing so the max he can get is 5 games. Should get 5, dangerous hit and it's the type of hit they are trying to get rid of. With the NHL's wheel o' justice he'll likely get 2-3.

 

[Hawks64]

Back surgery was successful, now I get to spend two weeks on my ### with my friends Oxy and Norco.

 

[T Bell]

Back surgery was successful, now I get to spend two weeks on my ### with my friends Oxy and Norco.

Glad your surgery was successful.

Careful with that ####, GB. I know people who've gotten hooked and it ain't funny getting off of it.

 

[Hawks64]

Back surgery was successful, now I get to spend two weeks on my ### with my friends Oxy and Norco.

Glad your surgery was successful.

Careful with that ####, GB. I know people who've gotten hooked and it ain't funny getting off of it.

I have the oxy but likely wont' take it unless the pain is unbearable. I use the norco sparingly as well, but thanks for the advice. I just can't wait until Friday when I can have a beer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Or just take them all?

 

[cosjobs]

Or just take them all?

gotta save a few to take with the alcohols later

 

[shuke]

My 3 year old noticed some items in her stocking yesterday and immediately asked how they got there. Grasping for an answer I told her the elf might have brought them or contact Santa and maybe he sent them. Which started the conversation again about where the elf keeps his phone to call Santa and what kind of phone is it and does he play angry birds on the phone...

You even fill her stocking an item a day?

No. Wife handles it all and adds items as she buys them. It's hanging up on the mantle so I didn't expect she'd notice.

 

[T Bell]

My 3 year old noticed some items in her stocking yesterday and immediately asked how they got there. Grasping for an answer I told her the elf might have brought them or contact Santa and maybe he sent them. Which started the conversation again about where the elf keeps his phone to call Santa and what kind of phone is it and does he play angry birds on the phone...

You even fill her stocking an item a day?

No. Wife handles it all and adds items as she buys them. It's hanging up on the mantle so I didn't expect she'd notice.

Their wedding took several weeks to complete because they only took one vow at a time.

 

[shuke]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

My brother played dress-up, my little pony, and barbies with my sister. He also only liked pretty girls (if you were an ugly teacher or something, he hated you), and then later in life obsessed about the spice girls, Brittany spears, and his favorite x-man was Storm. Also, musicals instead of sports. 100% gay now, and we all just knew forever.

My super-manly BIL has an 8 year old son that I think is gay. I would never say anything like that to anyone, but I won't be the least bit surprised when the kid that loves to dance and hates hunting and cries six times a day for some ridiculous reason ends up liking dudes.

He's 8 and hates hunting? HOW DARE HE! WHAT A GAYWAD!

 

[Abraham]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

My brother played dress-up, my little pony, and barbies with my sister. He also only liked pretty girls (if you were an ugly teacher or something, he hated you), and then later in life obsessed about the spice girls, Brittany spears, and his favorite x-man was Storm. Also, musicals instead of sports. 100% gay now, and we all just knew forever.

My super-manly BIL has an 8 year old son that I think is gay. I would never say anything like that to anyone, but I won't be the least bit surprised when the kid that loves to dance and hates hunting and cries six times a day for some ridiculous reason ends up liking dudes.

He's 8 and hates hunting? HOW DARE HE! WHAT A GAYWAD!

kid is being raised in a culture where his father and family are hunters and ranchers and big in to the masculine outdoorsy stuff. Completely rejects it to do more girly things. I don't hunt either. Can't stand the thought of it.

 

[shuke]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

 

[shuke]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

My brother played dress-up, my little pony, and barbies with my sister. He also only liked pretty girls (if you were an ugly teacher or something, he hated you), and then later in life obsessed about the spice girls, Brittany spears, and his favorite x-man was Storm. Also, musicals instead of sports. 100% gay now, and we all just knew forever.

My super-manly BIL has an 8 year old son that I think is gay. I would never say anything like that to anyone, but I won't be the least bit surprised when the kid that loves to dance and hates hunting and cries six times a day for some ridiculous reason ends up liking dudes.

He's 8 and hates hunting? HOW DARE HE! WHAT A GAYWAD!

kid is being raised in a culture where his father and family are hunters and ranchers and big in to the masculine outdoorsy stuff. Completely rejects it to do more girly things. I don't hunt either. Can't stand the thought of it.

I just found it interesting that you are equating homosexuality with an eight year old not wanting to kill animals.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

My brother played dress-up, my little pony, and barbies with my sister. He also only liked pretty girls (if you were an ugly teacher or something, he hated you), and then later in life obsessed about the spice girls, Brittany spears, and his favorite x-man was Storm. Also, musicals instead of sports. 100% gay now, and we all just knew forever.

My super-manly BIL has an 8 year old son that I think is gay. I would never say anything like that to anyone, but I won't be the least bit surprised when the kid that loves to dance and hates hunting and cries six times a day for some ridiculous reason ends up liking dudes.

He's 8 and hates hunting? HOW DARE HE! WHAT A GAYWAD!

kid is being raised in a culture where his father and family are hunters and ranchers and big in to the masculine outdoorsy stuff. Completely rejects it to do more girly things. I don't hunt either. Can't stand the thought of it.

I just found it interesting that you are equating homosexuality with an eight year old not wanting to kill animals.

I bet that little fhag hates Duck Dynasty too.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[bentley]

Watching For Love of the Game on MLB Network. Seems like I watch it every time it's on. Chapel is perfect through 8. Wonder if he will finish off the perfecto.

I'm looking at a 19 hour day tomorrow without doing anything really productive. Leaving for San Antonio at 5:30 for a Texas CEO Magazine breakfast event on "The Internet of Things" (where I get two minutes to talk about how happy we are to partner with great publications like Texas CEO), then headed to our Houston office to spend a couple hours working with our safety guys on their 2014 marketing plan followed by a couple focus groups that evening and then a return trip to Austin to arrive home some time after midnight.

 

[Frostillicus]

One of the first people I followed when I opened my twitter account was Tiffani Thiessen because she played two of the hottest tv characters ever and has always and will always be my #1 and I would gladly cheat on my wife with her and then my wife would give me a high five when I told her. But since she squeezed out that kid all her tweets are about being a mom and pictures with that damn kid and nothing about boobs at all. This is so disappointing.

 

[bentley]

One of the first people I followed when I opened my twitter account was Tiffani Thiessen because she played two of the hottest tv characters ever and has always and will always be my #1 and I would gladly cheat on my wife with her and then my wife would give me a high five when I told her. But since she squeezed out that kid all her tweets are about being a mom and pictures with that damn kid and nothing about boobs at all. This is so disappointing.

We can't all talk about Jason Kubel all the time.

 

[bentley]

LOOK IT'S LONGHORN LEGEND AUGIE GARRIDO PLAYING THE MANAGER OF THE YANKEES!

 

[strykerpks]

One of the first people I followed when I opened my twitter account was Tiffani Thiessen because she played two of the hottest tv characters ever and has always and will always be my #1 and I would gladly cheat on my wife with her and then my wife would give me a high five when I told her. But since she squeezed out that kid all her tweets are about being a mom and pictures with that damn kid and nothing about boobs at all. This is so disappointing.

I felt the same way about @homerjayy

 

[Frostillicus]

One of the first people I followed when I opened my twitter account was Tiffani Thiessen because she played two of the hottest tv characters ever and has always and will always be my #1 and I would gladly cheat on my wife with her and then my wife would give me a high five when I told her. But since she squeezed out that kid all her tweets are about being a mom and pictures with that damn kid and nothing about boobs at all. This is so disappointing.

We can't all talk about Jason Kubel all the time.

You should be so lucky.

 

[Frostillicus]

Seriously she's like "happy holidays, look at this instagram picture" and then it's just her dressed like a mom with her dumb kid instead of her in some sexy santa outfit. Not at all what I signed up for.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Kubes is a (minor league) Twin again.

Oldest 31 year old ever?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kubes is a (minor league) Twin again.

Oldest 31 year old ever?

Don't call it a comeback.

 

[Frostillicus]

Kubes is a (minor league) Twin again.

Oldest 31 year old ever?

I can't believe they got him on a minor league deal considering he hit 30 homers just two years ago. He was horrible last year but at worst he has to be a decent platoon DH against righties, which is worth more than a minor league deal. Of course, they just traded Doumit and the Twins are stupid so he'll end up the full time DH.

 

[bentley]

Related Augie Garrido video

 

[Kubes]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

One of the first people I followed when I opened my twitter account was Tiffani Thiessen because she played two of the hottest tv characters ever and has always and will always be my #1 and I would gladly cheat on my wife with her and then my wife would give me a high five when I told her. But since she squeezed out that kid all her tweets are about being a mom and pictures with that damn kid and nothing about boobs at all. This is so disappointing.

I felt the same way about @homerjayy

Twitter is horrible.

 

[Annyong]

'nother beer mister? sure!

 

[T Bell]

Related Augie Garrido video

Golly, Mr. Garrido, you talk prettier than a $20 whore.

 

[Annyong]

Worked from 6am-7pm tonight and had 3 Oreos for dinner. Plus 4 beers.