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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (6 Viewers)

[SIZE=medium]Angie asked me if she could start going to the community college last spring. She went to sign up and found it was a little harder than she thought for someone who never took the SATs and had ####ty grades in High School. They told her she had to take some entry-level classes in math and English to qualify for college level classes. She signed up and started take them this summer so she would be ready for the fall.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I told her I’m fine with it as long as she doesn’t go full time. She a few classes during the day when my daughter is in school so she can still help out as agreed but does have one night class on Thursdays. No biggie. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Last week, I’m driving home from the office and decided to stop at my favorite watering hole for a Heineken before heading home. I get to the bar and see Lance, [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Lance: “what’s up my G!”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Me: “Not much Lance, what’s up with you?”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Lance: “I was going to call you. Yo, I saw your girl over my boy’s house”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Me: “which ‘girl’ and who’s your boy?”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Lance: “Angie. She was at my friend’s house. He lives next to my girlfriend’s place. Him and his wife live there and his little brother stays with him. Angie was hanging out with his little brother; he can’t be older than 18 because we just had his high school graduation party in their yard a few months ago.”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Me: “that’s odd”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Lance: “Angie has been giving him rides to and from the community college since they have the same classes. He was a screw up in High School hence why he’s living with his older brother and not his parents. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Me: “that also explains why they’re in the same classes”.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Lance: "I found all this out when I was at my friend’s house to drop off a power drill. We’re kitchen talking when Angie walks downstairs and out the door; Angie never noticed me. I asked my boy what’s up with that and he just says it’s his little brother’s friend from college. I never let on to him about already knowing Angie.”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Me: “ON REALLY..."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]My one Heineken turned to four and a few hours have gone by. The bar starts to get a little busier when this girl walks in who I’ve seen around before. She recognizes Lance and I, says hi. She’s in her late 20’s, maybe early 30s, white with dirty blonde hair that looks like she just took it out of a baseball cap or something. She’s somewhere between trashy and cute; skinny but not toned. No great qualities but no major flaws. An FBG 6. She sits down and asks the bartender if Katie is working. Katie, the server, comes out and explains that she’s not getting off as early as she thought and has to close. Trashy/cute girl is disappointed as that’s her ride home and she wanted to smoke now.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I buy Trashy/cute girl a shot then ask to settle my tab and tell Trashy/cute girl that I can give her a ride home. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]We hop in my car, she tells me she lives in the apartments near the movie theater and to just cut through the mall area to avoid going all the way around. While cutting through the mall, I see one of my cars at the taco bell. I get a little closer and see Angie and some kid in skinny jeans walking to the car. I pull up next to them:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Me: “Hey Angie”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Angie: “Hi!”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Skinny Jeans: (to Angie) “Is that your dad?” (I wanted to get out and punch him in the face).[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Angie: (laughing)…”no that’s…(she hesitates. She doesn’t know what to refer to me as)…Ron! That’s Ron”.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Skinny Jeans: “oh hey” (and gets into MY car like ‘oh #### that guy’).[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]She tells me they just stopped for food on the way to dropping him off from class. I say later and Angie and the two of them drive off. Trashy/cute girl and I continue on through the mall parking lot to her apartment. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]We pull up to her apartment and she asks if I want to come in to smoke, I say sure. We head into her room and she pulls out a bowl and a while owl. She says she likes to smoke blunts but can’t roll them; I got this..[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Aside: I haven’t smoke or rolled a blunt in about 15 years.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]The trees are nothing like the trees I was use to or had regularly. This stuff looked really good. Back when I smoked, it was extremely rare to get this quality and when I did it was very expensive hydro that came in little glass jars. Anyway, I roll the blunt with no problems and give it to her to light. She smokes a bit and passes to me, I tell her I’ll just smoke a cigarette. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]We sat chatting for a while when I decided, “let me give you a shotgun”. She excitedly accepted. I took a nice pull on the blunt and leaned into her, held her hair back and blew the smoke into her lips. She inhaled then blew the smoke back to me. We did this several times.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I never actually inhaled but I felt myself getting high from the contact. After the beers and now trees, I’m feeling pretty good. I gave her one last shotgun and as she looked at me with glassy eyes we started kissing. She’s in a seated position on the bed, I push her down slid my right hand down her yoga pants; no surprise, no panties. I play for a bit until she’s wet, I aggressively took her yoga pants off and see a gina that looks immaculate; no curtains hanging. I went down to have a conversation below her waist. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I continued this until she was grabbing the back of my head while convulsing. With one out of the way, I decided it’s my turn. Damn she’s tight, I had to keep switching positions and switching to her mouth so I didn’t bust too soon. Once she said she’s coming again, that was my queue soak the walls. [/SIZE][SIZE=medium]We chilled for a bit, just laying there high. I told her I had to leave; we exchanged numbers and talked about hooking up the next day or something.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]While driving home, I couldn’t stop thinking about Angie and Skinny Jeans. What could she possibly see in this guy? Maybe they are just friends? Well why the #### would she be in his house? Does she really think she can #### someone behind my back? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I haven’t really confronted her about this yet. [/SIZE]
Everyone calls MOP one, but you're the psychopath Ron.

 
Also, update on wife and girls 1, 2, and 3? Everyone still on the outs?

What were you wearing?
Who cares about them? Right now Angie is stepping out of line. Gotta have a strong hand to keep them straight. This is obviously the priority

 
If Angie is banging this guy in your house, then you have a reason to be upset. Or if she is ducking out of watching your kid to bang him, sure.

But, you're not monogomous, no reason to expect her to be.

 
Also, I know you're in NoVa, but how the F do you constantly keep running into people you know? That rarely happens to me, and I'm from the area and know 1000s of people here.

 
Are people seriously suggesting that I should be okay with Angie ####ing someone else?
Yes, absolutely.
I think the incredulous nature of you even thinking that it wouldn't be acceptable sheds as much or more of a light on the situation than anything said in this entire thread.

On one hand, it shows your priorities because this of all things consumed you.

Second, it appears terrible self serving and selfish. You do whatever you want but Angie, who does watch your kids which is a nanny job (aka room and board), must love exactly by your rules.

Finally, and maybe this is the key (because while I do believe that your actions are at times often selfish and I wouldn't care nor judge except for the kids caught in the middle)... I think you have stronger feelings for Angie than you admit. I hope you do. Because if this is about having the power in the relationship then it's REALLY ####ty of you to want her to be your property.

If, on the other hand, it is indeed it's jealousy, we have all lost sight of where our priorities should be when consumed with the dark pale of jealousy.

 
Are people seriously suggesting that I should be okay with Angie ####ing someone else?
Yes, absolutely.
I think the incredulous nature of you even thinking that it wouldn't be acceptable sheds as much or more of a light on the situation than anything said in this entire thread.

On one hand, it shows your priorities because this of all things consumed you.

Second, it appears terrible self serving and selfish. You do whatever you want but Angie, who does watch your kids which is a nanny job (aka room and board), must love exactly by your rules.

Finally, and maybe this is the key (because while I do believe that your actions are at times often selfish and I wouldn't care nor judge except for the kids caught in the middle)... I think you have stronger feelings for Angie than you admit. I hope you do. Because if this is about having the power in the relationship then it's REALLY ####ty of you to want her to be your property.

If, on the other hand, it is indeed it's jealousy, we have all lost sight of where our priorities should be when consumed with the dark pale of jealousy.
Freduian slip. I think Ron is in love :wub:

 
How old is Angie? For some reason I have her pegged for several years older than this yahoo 18 year old.
Angie is early 20s but she's petite and asianed so I'm sure she fits right in with a bunch of 18-19 year olds in community college.
Seems unrealistic to expect her fidelity given your age difference and general activities. Approach her about setting ground rules if it does bother you. Worth a shot. Just because you wife didn't want to explicitly talk about this stuff doesn't mean Angie feels the same.

 
You and Ang go bareback I assume? If yes, then you have decent grounds for asking for disclosure of other Ds entering her V. But thats it. You can't shut down funland imo.
Doubt this is AR's issue as he picks up random druggie skanks from bars and does them BB.

 
While I've rooted for Angie ever since she shed a tear while Mrs. Ron choked her down on our hero's manhood, I've gotta side with Ron on this one. None of us are privy to all the dynamics that occur between her and Ron but the two of them and Angie has been sneaking around and keeping this relationship from Ron. She is being sneaky because she knows that she is violating their implied contract. Not to mention the fact that she is doing this with some skinny 18 year old loser which is definitely an affront to Ron. While her getting side action without Ron's okay isn't acceptable in any circumstance, she at minimum should have the decency to do so with a refined man that dresses appropriately.

 
How old is Angie? For some reason I have her pegged for several years older than this yahoo 18 year old.
Angie is early 20s but she's petite and asianed so I'm sure she fits right in with a bunch of 18-19 year olds in community college.
Seems unrealistic....
Could have stopped there.
I could have, but I'm trying to actually suggest advice for AZRon instead of judging. My reading of this entire story suggests their connection is more important to him than many are assuming.

 
I'm not why you care if Angie is banging skinny jeans dude.. Other than the fact he called you her dad. I mean... If you play your cards right, you can probably bang skinny jeans dude's mom... Assuming she's hot.

 
For the record, we have no idea if she is banging that kid. I can easily see how Angie is going back to school, excited and meeting new people in "school land". This could be completely platonic and I would actually bet that it is platonic at the moment.

I think some folks underestimate or fail to see where Angie is at in her life at the moment. However, I do think that she is on her way to leaving the nest, so to speak.

 
While I've rooted for Angie ever since she shed a tear while Mrs. Ron choked her down on our hero's manhood, I've gotta side with Ron on this one. None of us are privy to all the dynamics that occur between her and Ron but the two of them and Angie has been sneaking around and keeping this relationship from Ron. She is being sneaky because she knows that she is violating their implied contract. Not to mention the fact that she is doing this with some skinny 18 year old loser which is definitely an affront to Ron. While her getting side action without Ron's okay isn't acceptable in any circumstance, she at minimum should have the decency to do so with a refined man that dresses appropriately.
Are you serious? Angie doesn't OWE Ron ####. Run was paying for #### with her as sugar baby and that turned into her becoming his nanny.

As a nanny, she doesn't owe Ron anything other than watching the kids. There is no implied contract... There is no such thing And to just expect it is terribly selfish and shortsighted IMO.

As the kid said, Ron could be her father. If he wants her to be his GIRLFRIEND then a lot of dynamics need to change and there should be no implied anything. You communicate expectations, you don't just assume it's going to be whatever you want and then act all jealous, possessive and weak when #### doesn't go 100% your way.

 
I'm not why you care if Angie is banging skinny jeans dude.. Other than the fact he called you her dad. I mean... If you play your cards right, you can probably bang skinny jeans dude's mom... Assuming she's hot.
We know you're not...

 
For the record, we have no idea if she is banging that kid. I can easily see how Angie is going back to school, excited and meeting new people in "school land". This could be completely platonic and I would actually bet that it is platonic at the moment.

I think some folks underestimate or fail to see where Angie is at in her life at the moment. However, I do think that she is on her way to leaving the nest, so to speak.
Ever see the movie Don John?

 
For the record, we have no idea if she is banging that kid. I can easily see how Angie is going back to school, excited and meeting new people in "school land". This could be completely platonic and I would actually bet that it is platonic at the moment.

I think some folks underestimate or fail to see where Angie is at in her life at the moment. However, I do think that she is on her way to leaving the nest, so to speak.
I actually thought this given the kid's contempt for our hero. I just know that me personally, when I was banging a chick on the regular I had total confidence meeting other dudes who knew the girl. If I was in the friend zone, I usually possessed the same contempt this kid showed.

 
For the record, we have no idea if she is banging that kid. I can easily see how Angie is going back to school, excited and meeting new people in "school land". This could be completely platonic and I would actually bet that it is platonic at the moment.

I think some folks underestimate or fail to see where Angie is at in her life at the moment. However, I do think that she is on her way to leaving the nest, so to speak.
I actually thought this given the kid's contempt for our hero. I just know that me personally, when I was banging a chick on the regular I had total confidence meeting other dudes who knew the girl. If I was in the friend zone, I usually possessed the same contempt this kid showed.
Good possibility--but I may have lost some of those Woz chronicles.

 
Simple solution. Get em all pregnant and see who has the best looking kid. Kick the rest out and proceed to pass along those AR genes

 
Simple solution. Get em all pregnant and see who has the best looking kid. Kick the rest out and proceed to pass along those AR genes
Sitcom!Raising Little Arizonas

ETA: I guess that would be a reality show, moreso than a sitcom.

 
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