CHAPTER IV.Captain Janeway tried not to fidget in front of the admirals,but it wasn't easy. With the celebrations of Voyager's return ending,the reality of all that had happened had sunk in. For five years shehad no superior officers to deal with, no one to report to but her ownconscience. Now that she was home, those five years were about to beplaced under a microscope."Captain, before we begin," said Admiral Parks, the seniorofficer present, "I want you to understand that this is not anofficial inquiry or a disciplinary investigation. We just want toclear up some of the events that took place during your absence."Janeway nodded. "I understand, admiral." She was glad none ofthem were telepaths and could tell what a lie that was."Good," Parks turned to a white-haired man at the end of therow. "Adm. Jellico, I believe you had a topic of particular concern."Admiral Jellico nodded. "Captain Janeway. You ascribed yourspeedy return to a group called the," he turned to his notes, "theGalactic Empire?""Yes," Janeway answered, "we worked out an exchange with arepresentative of the Empire wherein they were given transportertechnology and we were given their propulsion device."Jellico consulted his notes again. "A device called a'hyperdrive'.""Yes. They showed interest in our transporters, and weobviously needed their device a great deal.""Enough to violate the Prime Directive?" Jellico replied.The suddenness of the remark caught her off guard. "What doyou mean, sir?" Janeway replied."According to your report," Jellico said, "the Empire is notonly on the other side of the universe, but is existing at a time farearlier than our own.""Yes," Janeway replied. "We discovered that the wormholedisplaces in space as well as time, at the speed of subspace in fact.""Very convenient," Jellico said with disinterest, "but itdoesn't explain why you deliberately gave technology to a society thatexisted, by your own admission, before our own."Janeway's voice dropped in pitch. "We didn't know about thisat the time. It wasn't until the Borg showed up that we realized it.In either case, I stand by my actions.""Even though they violate Starfleet regulations?" Jellicoasked pointedly."Yes," Janeway remained stoic, "I do."Janeway expected the barrage to continue, but Jellico suddenlyreversed thrusters, catching her off guard. "Would you not in factsay that your actions were necessary to ensure the safety of yourcrew?""Yes," she replied, wondering if she'd just stepped intoJellico's trap."Would you describe the Galactic Empire as being hostile?"Janeway was growing more suspicious, but she firmly believedthat the truth justified her. "In every encounter I had with them,the Empire showed they were civilized and cooperative."Admiral Parks spoke up. "Would you be willing to testify tothat before the Federation Council?""Yes," she replied, but didn't understand. She said as much."It's really quite simple, captain," Jellico said. "We wantyou to tell all of this to the Federation Council tomorrow.""To accomplish what?""A lot has happened while you were gone, captain." Parkshesitated. "The Federation is in trouble. We've been having diplomaticnegotiations with practically every two-bit planet in our part ofspace. We need support if we are to survive."She'd been gone too long, Janeway realized. She'd forgottenabout how much of a hotbed the alpha quadrant can be. It fell intoplace in an instant. "Then what you want..."Jellico finished, "We think the Federation should form analliance with the Empire."Seven of Nine waited outside the briefing room, hands claspedbehind her back in what passed for a relaxed pose, moving only as muchas was required to remain alert. It was for this reason she was awareof the small group of Starfleet personnel - cadets, she noted fromtheir insignia - that had gathered to stare at her since she andCaptain Janeway had arrived. Scoptophobia was an irrational fear, aswas paranoia; human foibles that she as a Borg had grown far beyond.Their whisphered discussions about her were of no concern, no concernat all."Do you require something?" she asked, causing the small crowdto jump at the suddenness of her remark. Despite herself she hadn'tbeen able to keep the belligerence out of her voice."Um," one of the female cadets said as her classmatesdistanced themselves from her slightly, "we were wondering if it wastrue... what they said, I mean. That you're a Borg.""I am an individual now," Seven replied."But, you were a Borg," the cadet replied. "You used to be."Seven resisted the pointless desire to rub her hands togetherat the uncomfortable situation. "Yes," she finally replied."Does it hurt when you're assimilated?" someone else asked."I don't remember," Seven replied."I thought Borg never forget anything," the first cadetreplied."We do not waste valuable resources on the pointlessrecollection of pain.""Did you ever help assimilate anyone?"Seven wrung her hands instinctively. "Yes," she repliedquietly."Did they show they were in pain? Did they want you to stop?""I don't remember," she said sharply."Mr. Hicks," a voice came from behind Seven, "are you incharge of this gathering?" All the cadets drew to attention. Sevenglanced between them and a white-haired man that had just exited thebriefing room."No, sir," the female cadet replied."You are now," he said. "Since your classmates have nothingbetter to do than gawk in a hallway, I think you can find the time toinventory the cargo containers at Docking Platform #2. I'll informthe quartermaster that you will personally have it on her desk by 2100hours.""Yes sir," she replied, and with a nod from the officer theyrushed off. As they left the man joined with a small group of otherswho had just left the briefing room. Seven noted the smile on CaptainJaneway's face, a complete reversal of her previously somber attitude."Your debriefing went well?" Seven asked."Better than well," Janeway replied as the two started walkingthrough the corridors of Starfleet Command. "It seems our littledetour through the wormhole may have a much larger consequence thanwe'd thought.""The hyperdrive will bring substantial changes," Sevenremarked. "Further tradings for Imperial technology would be wise.""Off the record," Janeway remarked, a phrase that Seven stillfailed to understand, "it's going to be a lot bigger than that." Theydrew to a halt as the cadet returned. "Can we help you?" Janewayasked politely."I'm sorry, sir," she replied nervously, then turned to Seven."I just wanted to apologize on behalf of myself and everyone else. Wedidn't mean to offend you.""I do not take offense," Seven replied."Well, what we did was rude, and as future Starfleet officerswe should've known better."Seven looked at Captain Janeway nervously, then back. "Youshould be completing the admiral's orders. It would be a mistake toneglect your duty by talking to me." She continued walking, the girllooking oddly between her and Janeway before the captain rushed tocatch up."Was there a problem?" Janeway asked with concern."No," Seven said curtly.Captain Janeway nodded, clearly not believing it but knowingbetter than to bring it up now. "Let's get back to the ship. I thinkwe've spent enough time on Earth for right now."Seven took a deep breath. "Agreed," she replied with a hintof exhaustion.Lt. Delric Taar tapped his datapad absentmindedly on the tablein front of him as he waited for the fleet-wide briefing to begin.Whatever was going on made him edgy; the zero hour for the rebelattack had come and gone, and command refused to breathe a word to thelower decks of what was going on, even though it was obvious somethingwas up. The fleet had left the incomplete Death Star undefended daysago, a dangerous move in his opinion. Of course, there was no lovelost between himself and the Death Star. More than one of his friendshad left the service over Alderaan, their hatred overwhelming theirloyalty for order and peace. Now he'd been forced to blow his formerwingmates away, and all because of a superweapon that was, by its verynature, a tactically useless tool.According to the rebellion, Alderaan had been destroyed byGrand Moff Tarkin just to spite a rebel spy. Of course, it wasprobably just propaganda, but down deep Taar had to wonder whether ornot anyone could command such power and be able to show restraint. Hewasn't optimistic, especially with Moff Jerjerrod in command. He'dseen the moff's reaction to Lord Vader, and putting ultimate power inthe hands of a whiny sycophant was like giving an infant a thermaldetonator to play with.Before he could continue the thought the holograms of othersquadron leaders appeared throughout the room, the fleet flightcoordinator appearing in the center. Taar got his datapad ready asthe briefing began."Squadron leaders," the major began, "meet your new enemy."The rotating image of a cube-shaped object appeared on each table, asmaller one of a star destroyer alongside it for scale. "They'recalled the Borg, and it is our responsibility to ensure that they poseno threat to the Empire." Taar took notes as the previous battlesinvolving the Borg were given, the known points of their defenses, andthe reason for the upcoming mission."We are going to cross through the wormhole and into Borgspace," the major continued. "Since they have no concept of diplomacywe plan to annihilate enough ships and planets to show them thatfurther attacks on the Empire would be a devastating mistake. Anyquestions?"Taar spoke up. "Sir, Interceptors, as the very name implies,are meant to deal with fighter craft. They cause minimal damage tocorvettes. What possible use do they have against a ship this size?"The major exhaled in annoyance. "We've determined thatswarming the cubes with fighters will provide a distraction that willallow our star destroyers to do their work."Don't say it, Delric. Don't say it, Delric. "So we're flyingtargets. Sir." You shouldn't have said it. The major's look ofscorn agreed with that sentiment."I think the major was impressed with your tacticalassessments," Lt. Starrunner, squadron leader for Grey Squadron,remarked after the briefing was over."Kriff him," Taar said with disgust. "These guys get takenout of the pilot seat and suddenly they forget what it's like to haveinches of plexisteel between you and death.""This is messed up," Starrunner agreed. "You heard howaccurate those Borg can get. They're asking us to basically die whenwe can't fight back. And do you think my bombers have a chance ofstaying ahead and outmaneuvering these Borg?""Not without cover," Taar said. He sighed, then rapped hisdatapad on the hull a couple of times. "Lohl," he said finally,"let's get our squadrons together for some simulations. Maybe there'sa way we can fight back against the Borg after all."Jean-luc Picard, captain of the Federation flagship,Enterprise, sighed with impatience as he waited outside the office ofAdm. Parks. After six weeks of separation from my ship you wouldthink I'd be used to it, he thought gloomily. He wasn't accustomed tobeing out of the loop, at least not when it came to the Enterprise.That Data, Geordi, and his engineering staff were allowed on board wasall the more infuriating, but at least now he could speak to someonewho could give him information, maybe even access to his ship again.He got to his feet as that someone arrived."Apologies for the delay, Jean-luc," Adm. Parks said, shakinghis hand."Not at all," Picard lied. "It seems these days time issomething I have plenty of."Parks laughed as he led Picard into his office. "Yes, there'sa fine line between R&R and boredom, isn't there.""Exactly," Picard said, hoping this meant the admiral wasgoing to let him in on what was happening.Parks took his seat, offering Picard a chair as he did."Jean-luc, I know it's not easy being kept in the dark on what goes onon your own vessel, but believe me, it's in the name of Federationsecurity.""Indeed," Picard said neutrally. It seemed to him that a lotwas being done in the name of Federation security lately, and hewasn't all that pleased with where that was leading. The declarationof martial law remained a particular sore spot with him, and areminder that their society was not as rock-solid as he'd like tothink."We have an opportunity to forever change the balance of powerin this quadrant," Parks continued. "A chance to ensure that theRomulans, the Cardassians, not even the Dominion will be able tothreaten the Federation again.""A new weapon?""An ally," Parks answered. "Someone with resources andtechnology that, along with our own strength, will deter practicallyany power that might try to wage war on us.""And you're afraid someone might form a treaty with thesepeople first," Picard said."Not exactly. No one can reach them in any reasonable amountof time; they exist on the other side of a wormhole that's overhalfway across the galaxy."Picard was a bit baffled. "I'm not sure I understand. Howhelpful can this power be if it would take decades just to reachthem?"Parks smiled. "Because right now we're the only ones who canreach them without taking decades." He explained to Picard aboutVoyager's encounter with the Borg, the Empire, and the new hyperdrive."And this is what you've been doing with the Enterprise allthis time," Picard concluded at the end. "Installing thishyperdrive.""Yes," Parks confirmed. "You can see the need for security.Even without the possibility of an alliance, the ability to deploy ourforces at hundreds of times the speed of our enemies gives us anincredible advantage. If that technology were stolen, it could bedamning.""I understand," Picard added. "But there's something I'm notclear on. If this treaty with the Empire is so important, why did wenot send Voyager? They have a functioning hyperdrive.""Yes, but that's about all that's functioning. Voyager's beenflying through Borg space for some time; she wasn't in the best shapewhen she returned. And besides that, a mission of this importancerequires a captain with a skill for diplomacy, and I think there's noone better qualified."With each passing second the frustrations of the previousweeks was replaced with anticipation as Picard thought of themagnitude of this mission. A mission of diplomacy to a civilizationthat spanned an entire galaxy was beyond the expectations of even themost fanciful cadets. "When do we leave?" he asked, now all the moreimpatient to get back to his ship and begin this historic trip."Three days," Parks replied. "The hyperdrive should befinished tomorrow, which should give your people enough time tofamiliarize themselves with the new equipment and prep for themission.""Will Captain Janeway be giving us a briefing?""Better. She's re-assigning a member of her crew to act asyour advisor on both the delta quadrant and the Galactic Empire.""Who?""She hasn't decided yet," Parks answered. "She needs someonewho's not only familiar with their technology, but has expertise indelta quadrant astrometrics and dealings with the Imperials. Findingsomeone who fits that bill won't be easy, and giving them up willprobably be even harder.""Well," Picard said as he rose to his feet, "I'll certainlylook forward to meeting whoever is up to that challenge."Seven of Nine walked through the door to the captain's readyroom. As always, Capt. Janeway was seated behind her desk, a PADD inone hand, a mug of coffee in the other. She was nothing if notpredictable. "You wished to see me, captain," Seven stated.Janeway continued to look at the PADD. "Yes, Seven, please sitdown.""Unnecessary, I'm comfortable standing."Janeway put down the PADD. "Yes, of course you are. I forgot,the Borg even sleep standing.""Inaccurate. The Borg regenerate, they do not sleep."Janeway came around and sat on the edge of her desk. "Yes...."Janeway continued after a brief pause. "Everything is in order, alldamage to the ship has been repaired, and I've finally got my privatedining room back," she added with a slight smile. "Some of the Maquisofficers have asked to transfer to Starfleet, and permission has beengranted for them to remain at their current posts. I've even persuadedthem to keep the Doctor on line as our chief medical officer, althoughthat took a little convincing.""I assume you're not updating the ship's status with theentire crew in this manner.""No." Janeway had a look of disappointment. "That leaves uswith our two resident civilians. Mr. Neelix has already departed. Thatleaves us with you."Seven breathed a little heavily, then began to speak. "If youdo not wish me to remain on board I will leave. I understand thatcircumstances have changed."Janeway stepped forward and grabbed Seven's hand. "That's notwhat I'm saying. You've been an asset to this ship. There's a chancethat we wouldn't be here if it weren't for you. We don't want you toleave. But it would be selfish of us to force you to remain on board.We'd be denying you new experiences, a chance to explore yourhumanity." Seven was uncharacteristically silent. "Going from lifeon Voyager to life on Earth isn't going to be an easy transition,"Janeway continued. "I think that's obvious to the both of us."Seven nodded slowly, not looking at her captain. "Adaptingwould be... difficult.""Perhaps it's time for a small step in the right direction."Janeway turned and picked up the PADD off her desk. "And I think wehave the perfect opportunity for you to take that step. Tell me, areyou familiar at all with the Enterprise?"CHAPTER V."There is something wrong."It was the voice you hoped to never hear, especially directedat yourself. It was, on its own intimidating, with its resonant bassoverlaid on that haunting rhythm. The mechanical breathing chilled,as if a subtle reminder of universal mortality. Yet even then thevoice did nothing to prepare you for the man; two meters of strengthembodied in flesh and machinery. An imposing body that was completedby an expressionless mask for a face to leave this man all the moreinhuman. Throughout the Empire his reputation was so legendary, soterrifying, he literally needed no introduction.Commander Pakkib knew that reputation as well, and ever sincethe Dark Lord of the Sith had arrived on the incomplete Death Star hehad felt fear gnawing at his entrails. The personal inspection hadgripped the entire station with similar despair, given that DarthVader's disappointment rarely led to anything but death. At themoment, he sounded too disappointed for Pakkib's liking."What's seems to be the problem, my lord," Pakkib managed toask. While he knew of nothing wrong, it was obvious contradictingVader could only make things worse."A tremor in the Force," Vader declared. No one knew if hewas staring at them behind that mask, but no one made any effort todraw attention to themselves. Commander Pakkib tried to ignore thebeads of sweat that were forming on his forehead with each inhale andexhale. "I want a complete check of the computer systems," Vaderfinally said. "And I want it done manually. Every last bit is to beanalyzed.""Understood my Lord," Pakkib replied. He swallowed slightlyand continued. "But I must tell you that it will take severaltechnicians to complete this assignment. It may start putting usbehind." Better to face Lord Vader's wrath now than live in fear ofits approach."Perhaps someone else could impel them to remain on schedule.""No," Pakkib said, perhaps a bit too quickly. "I was justkeeping your lordship appraised. We will remain on schedule.""Good," Vader implied, but there was no trace of satisfaction."I'll expect your report very soon."The anticipation was now far worse than whatever punishmentthe dark lord might offer. Pakkib turned to three of his technicians."You are relieved of your current assignment. Your new task is tocarry out Lord Vader's command - any anomalous files are to beanalyzed in detail. This is your top priority." He turned to theothers present. "The rest of you continue. We will remain onschedule, whatever the cost," he declared. Several hours later,one of the technicians hailed him on the comm system, his voicebetraying obvious surprise and concern. "Sir," he said, "we've foundwhat looks like some kind of droid memory file in the main computer.""What?" Droid memory files are rarely backed up at all, anddefinitely wouldn't be stored in an area where it could potentiallyaccess vital systems. Having it on the main computer of a Death Starwas about as bad as it could possibly get. "Erase the fileimmediately," he ordered. The technician acknowledged it, but asecond later there was the sound of blaster fire and screaming. Theautodefenses had killed him and the other two members of his team.Pakkib realized he was wrong; the worst it could possibly be was ahostile droid with control of the station. Chaos descended as Pakkiband his men began trying to isolate the rogue program, but apparentlyduring all this time, the droid mind had been searching for ways toget around them. Every time they tried to throw up a programmingwall, the droid found a way to bypass it. Every time they tried tophysically remove its connection, they were attacked by the automateddefenses. As the droid continued to assert more and more controlPakkib began contemplating the only solution: evacuate the station andoverload the reactor. It would be a disaster, but nothing compared toa rogue Death Star."What's the situation?" Vader demanded, causing Pakkib tovisibly jump. Pakkib quickly filled him in. "The main computer islocated in there?" he asked, pointing at the doorway.Pakkib nodded. "But the defenses have been activated, whichmeans the laser gate's armed and the computer's shielded, so we can'tshoot it. We'd have to cut the power at the junction but it'simpossible to reach from outside the room.Vader walked up to the door to examine it. Beyond, he couldsee the dead bodies of the other technicians. The lasergate was theultimate deterrent. Anything trying to penetrate would be blasted, andany attempt to destroy the weapons would cause an explosion strongenough to kill any would be invader. A perfect barrier - for anyonewho wasn't a master of the dark side. The crew looked on inastonishment as Vader took three steps back, then ran and dove throughthe opening. The weapons fired, but the Dark Lord twisted his body toavoid most of them. One blast did strike just below his rightshoulder, but the beam dissipated with no effect. Vader rolled onceacross the floor and into a fighting stance, his lightsaber ignited.Automatic security devices began firing, and the blade snapped out anddeflected them. One, two, then the third came and he deflected itright into the junction, causing the shield around the main computerto collapse. He sprang, cape billowing behind him, lightsabercontinuing to snatch the blaster bolts out of the air until he landedand stabbed straight through the casing. After that, there wassilence, save for the sizzling sound of broken electronics.Pakkib was so shocked at what had just happened that it didn'treally register until the dark lord was standing right in front ofhim. His awe gave way slowly to fear; he noticed several techniciansjump when the lightsaber was turned off. "Who was responsible forchecking the programming of that computer?" he demanded.Pakkib hesitated for a moment, while the various parts of hisbrain tried to shake themselves loose to dig through the metaphoricalfiles. "Lt. Teklif, my lord."Vader turned and looked over the assembled group; they shrankback as the blank mask passed over them. "You are aware that thisincident will put us even farther behind schedule?" Vader asked.Pakkib nodded. "Yes," was all he could say.Immediately, one of the technician's eyes grew wide and hebegan grasping at his throat. Those who were nearby began moving awayslowly as his eyes rolled up into his head and he fell to the floor.Vader turned back to Pakkib, who closed his eyes. At least it wouldbe relatively quick, if not particularly pleasant. But instead of thegrip on his throat, Vader began to walk away. "Inform your superiorthat you will need a new computer." He paused, then turned back. "Anda new technician.""Admiral," the captain said, and Piett walked over to the commstation. There were still a few patrols that hadn't reported in yet;perhaps this was the lead they'd been looking for. Combing throughthis galaxy was almost as bad as some areas of the Outer Rim; findingthe worlds of these Borg that had bloodied Thrawn's nose was provingdifficult.The communications officer spoke up. "Sir, Scoutships arereporting in from Sector 17. They've found a planet, technology seemssimilar to the one our sensors detected.""More than likely it's our Borg boogeymen," the captain said.Piett nodded. "And if not, they could probably point us inthe right direction. Alert all commands, converge on thosecoordinates." And with that order, the fleet of star destroyersslipped into hyperspace.Picard had been waiting in his ready room when she arrived.He'd been looking over the mission details, and he had to admit thathe was practically as giddy as a fresh graduate taking his firstassignment. The idea of opening diplomatic relations with acivilization as vast, ancient, and advanced as the Galactic Empirewent beyond even the pipedreams of young cadets. Sure, he wasn'tgoing to be actually engaged in negotiations -the delegates on boardwould handle that- but he'd be the one to get the foot in the door.When the door chimed he gave his standard "Come!" without even pausingin thought. But the sight of her was like dropping several tons oflumber on his mental railroad tracks.She was dressed in a blue full body suit rather than auniform, along with a pair of high-heeled boots. The fact that itemphasized her highly-attractive figure, however, didn't reallymatter. For Picard, it was her face, her hand, the tell-tale signs ofthe one and only civilization that used that particular type oftechnology. She is, or was, Borg. "Annika Hansen?" he asked in avoice that said he couldn't imagine the answer to that question being"Yes."The woman had been examining the room, more like analyzinggiven the way her eyes seemed to dwell on things. "I suppose that wasthe name you were provided," she said. "As you are the commandingofficer of this vessel, you may choose to address me by thatdesignation, though I should warn you that simply using it will notmake me become that person."Picard was now kicking himself for spending too much timelooking over the mission details and not taking the time to check thenew crewman's file beyond her name... and it seemed that even thatdata had been flawed. "What would you prefer?""I am Seven of Nine Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One.But you may call me Seven of Nine."Picard nodded to himself. The commander of this mission isthe only Starfleet officer to escape assimilation, and he's going tomeet with the Empire immediately after the Borg destroyed one of theirships, so naturally Janeway would choose to send a Borg as hisadvisor. No wonder they didn't want Voyager handling the diplomacy."You are a Borg, yes?" he asked, just to be certain."I am no longer a member of the collective, I am anindividual," Seven informed him."Yes, I can see that," Picard said in a neutral tone. "Thenyou must know about me.""Our thoughts were one for a time, Captain Picard," Sevensaid. "But the irrelevant details of your life are not known to me.Am I too assume that this won't be a hindrance to my assignment?""I would never allow my personal feelings to interfere in myduty." Picard stopped. Why did he say that? That implied there weresome personal feelings involved! "You are familiar with the Empire?""Yes, captain," Seven said. "I was involved in most of ourdirect meetings and have first-hand experience with their technology.I have also been briefed on the experiences of others.""Good, we'll need you to avoid any missteps. I don't think Ihave to tell you how important this meeting will be for us. TheEmpire could be a powerful friend, or a lethal enemy.""Agreed," Seven said. "I will ensure that you are adequatelyadvised in all circumstances."Picard nodded slowly. "Your quarters have already beenassigned. Do you have any special needs we should be aware of?""Yes," Seven said. "I assume I will be provided standardquarters. The bed can be removed; I do not require sleep. I will,however, require a power conduit be adapted to interface with mysystems.""You need an alcove, is that what you're saying?""Yes, captain." She noticed the tone in his voice. "Is thata problem captain?""So long as you don't go assimilating our ship, no," he said,then mentally kicked himself for the remark. That's twice she'sgotten under your skin, Jean-luc, he thought. And it's not her doingit, it's you! "Inform Commander Riker, he'll make the arrangements.If there's nothing else...""No, sir.""Dismissed." Seven nodded and left. Picard dropped the PADDon the desk. How was he going to open diplomatic relations withanother galaxy if he couldn't get along with his own crewmen?The Executor and the rest of its fleet exited hyperspace; fiveBorg cubes waited for them. They weren't the first they'dencountered, but it was the first time that the Borg would be on thereceiving end, and the first time Piett had a speech of his own."Transmission coming in, sir," the communication officer said. Piettnodded and it came over the speaker, thousands speaking a singlechant."We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender yourships. We will add your...""That's enough," Piett said, and the transmission was cut off."Ready our reply." He waited until the officer nodded. "This isAdmiral Piett of the Galactic Empire. You have violated our space andrepeatedly attacked our ships without provocation. This will not betolerated." He turned to the captain. "Alert all commands, engageand destroy."As the fleet closed in on the Borg world, the cubes rushed toengage them. As before, despite their adaptations, the turbolaserblasts tore massive holes in their ships. Still, the Collectiveseemed to press on despite the obvious damage, like an animal that hadbecome so rabid it wouldn't stop attacking even if it was being killedby the defender. However, the Borg weren't animals, they were logicaland unemotional, so they ignored the damage and instead concentratedtheir attacks on a single star destroyer. Despite the heavy damagethey managed to batter the ship's shields down. They bombarded theship with bluish-green bombs, which seemed to act as a kind of ionblast. The star destroyer's weapons were becoming less and lesseffective as the seconds passed.But outnumbered and outgunned, the cubes couldn't stand up tothe rest of the fleet. The last of the cubes was reduced tofragments. "Report," Piett ordered."All ships are reporting no damage, sir," the captain said."Except the Tyrant. Captain Lennox reports that the damage to many oftheir systems is serious; they'll need to return to the station tomake repairs."Piett nodded. "Send them to Base One. Once the ship'sfunctional, I want it back here with the fleet." The captain noddedand passed the message along. As the Tyrant limped off, the rest ofthe fleet closed in on the planet. "We'll show these Borg whoseresistance is futile." The Imperial fleet bombarded the planet; theBorg offered no resistance. Within minutes every square meter of thecrust had been reduced to smoking craters.Picard exited his ready room. "I assume we're ready, NumberOne?" he asked."Ready as we'll ever be, sir," Riker said. "Mr. LaForge saysall systems are go.""Helm, take us out of Spacedock; let's see what this enginecan do." He took his seat; Riker was on his right as usual, whileSeven had been provided the one normally allotted to Counselor Troifor the purpose of the mission. He watched as the doorway opened toallow the massive Sovereign-class ship to exit. "The anticipation isunnerving," he confessed to Riker."I feel a bit like Zephram Cochrane," Riker admitted. "Brandnew propulsion system, first contact.""Except we're not first, Will," Picard reminded him. "We'rejust making this trip. Everyone knows Armstrong and Aldrin werefirst, who remembers the second?""Peter Conrad and Alan Bean, sir," Data said.Picard turned to him. "Thank you, Mr. Data," he said.Data nodded. "In ten seconds we will be far enough outsidethe Earth's gravity well to engage the hyperdrive, captain.""And we'll see if it's everything we've been told it'd be.""The technology is effective," Seven informed him."I'm sure it is," Picard replied. "On my mark, helm...engage." And with that the stars began to lengthen and twist intostarlines, and suddenly, they were gone.CHAPTER VI.Even after six days, Picard still couldn't get over the eeriefeeling he had whenever he looked out the window of the Enterprise.Instead of the familiar streak of stars, there was an unnatural flowof...something. He didn't know how to describe it; hyperspace is whatSeven of Nine called it. Whatever it was, it felt wrong. Still, thatwas the price that came from crossing the galaxy at such fantasticspeeds, and if a journey of decades can be reduced to days, Picardconceded hyperspace could look as ugly as it liked.Lt. Commander Data's voice brought him back to the present."We'll be approaching the wormhole in fifteen seconds, captain."Picard acknowledged, and waited, then on Data's order helm shut downthe hyperdrive, and hyperspace turned to starlines, then collapsedback into the familiar view of real space, fifty thousand light-yearsnow behind them.... and one very massive object in front of them."All stop." Picard ordered. "What is that?""It appears to be some kind of space station sir," Datainformed him. "Although I am not familiar with any of its designpatterns."Seven of Nine turned to the captain. "It's similar in size andappearance to the Imperial station where Voyager was repaired. It'slikely the Empire constructed it to guard the passage to the wormholefrom future Borg attacks.""Captain," Data continued, "I'm also detecting a vessel, 1.6kilometers in length."Riker turned to Picard. "Big ship.""It is an Imperator-class Star Destroyer," Seven of Nineinformed him. "We encountered three such ships when we first madecontact.""Star...Destroyer?" Picard asked hoping that wasn't meant tobe taken literally."Merely its designation captain. Its weapons output isinsufficient to destroy a solar body."Picard acknowledged and turned to Lt. Thomas McClure. "Use themodifications to the deflector you were given. Open a channel."McClure gave Picard a nod. "This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of theUSS Enterprise. I'm here on behalf of the United Federation ofPlanets. Is this the Galactic Empire?"Finally, there was a response. "This is Commander Crovix.State your business Enterprise.""Not exactly friendly," Riker commented."But understandable under the circumstances, Number One,"Picard replied. "Open the channel again." McClure did so. "We arehere to open negotiations with the Empire. We wish to use thewormhole to travel to meet with your leaders.""Stand by Enterprise," was their only response."Captain," Lt. Travis spoke, "a ship -possibly a shuttle- hasleft the station and is heading for the wormhole.""No doubt to check with their superiors on the other side,"Picard noted.Data turned to Picard. "Captain, sensors indicate familiarenergy signatures coming from the Star Destroyer. The energysignatures are consistent with those left behind by Borg weaponry."Picard turned to Seven of Nine. "Could this have been one ofthe vessels that battled the Borg when Voyager was here?""Possibly," Seven admitted. With that, she got up and strodetowards the viewer. "Focus on the ship and magnify by a factor of 27,"she ordered.Data looked to Picard, who nodded. A close up view of theplate revealed a very faint pattern on the ships hull."This is not the same ship," Seven stated. "The markings onthe hull are not the same.""It seems that the Empire has had more run-ins with the Borg,"Picard said. "Data, any similar signs of damage to the station?""No, sir. It would seem that this was not a defensivebattle.""Which leads us to only one conclusion," Picard said. "Thisstation isn't the front line of defense, it's their fallback point.They've come to fight the Borg.""Who seeks out the Borg?" Riker asked. "It's bad enough whenthey come to you, why go looking for them?""That certainly is a good question, Number One. One I hope tofind an answer to."Before the discussion could continue a communication came infrom the station. "Permission has been granted to enter the wormhole.Once you pass through, you are to rendezvous with the Star DestroyerIncaciad.""That is the command vessel of Admiral Thrawn," Seven informedthe captain, taking her seat."Janeway's savior," Picard said. "Acknowledge thetransmission. Set course for the wormhole half impulse. Engage."And with that, the Enterprise proceeded to the wormhole, anddisappeared from the galaxy."Attention! Borg ships approaching. Prep all TIEs forimmeditate launch."Delric Taar blocked out the redundant commands echoingthroughout the hangar and headed for his ship. The launch crews hadbeen on constant alert, and Taar knew his interceptor would already beset for launch as soon as he reached it. He checked the rest of hissquadron before sealing the hatch, then fired the twin ion engines androared out into space, his squadron close behind. They slipped intoformation, Taar taking the point while his wingman slipped into hiseight. As they swept around, he counted no less than seven Borgcubes. Numbers were still on the Empire's side, but the Borg had aknack for bringing something new to the party; apparently Piett haddecided it was time to do the same."Grey leader this is Ebony leader," Taar said. It was time toput theory into practice, and hope they didn't kill themselves duringthe experiment. "We're going to cross the tee on cube three port.""Acknowledged," was the response from Lt. Starrunner. As theTIEs approached the cube, their ranks broke, shifting to a four-pointdiamond pattern. Ebony 1 took the point of the lead formation,leading the way towards the right-hand side of the Cube. At akilometer out the fomations broke away from one another, looking fortargets of opportunity. The ships began taking random dips and slidesas they approached, trying to reach that age-old balance of beingevasive while staying on target. "Prime target located," Grey 3 saidas the coordinates were sent to his targeting computer. The smallformation made a slight course change and continued - Ebony 1 still inthe lead with Grey 3 at the rear of the formation. It was a riskysituation; the Interceptors were only flying at a fraction of theirtop speed at the moment to allow him to keep in formation. But it wasthe best plan he had for the moment.The cube loomed through the transparisteel window at the frontof his TIE. This is nuts, he thought to himself. You don't go afterblockade runners with Interceptors, nevermind something like this! "Ihave a visual on the target," Taar said aloud. It seemed to be aweapons array of some kind. They raced towards it, then on cue, thetwo TIEs on his eight and four moved accelerated forward, gunsblazing. Their laser cannons splashed across the surface of thearray, but there was little to show for it. The Borg fired back,narrowly missing Ebony 2. It had been random luck that he'd survived,but turning back wasn't an option, so they continued to fire at thearray for all the good it seemed to do."Break formation!" Taar ordered, and the three ships split offfrom one another. Grey 3, now with a clear shot at the weakenedstructure, launched three concussion missiles before pulling away. Themissiles slammed into their target, vaporizing it."Ebony 2 and 3, form up," Taar ordered. "Grey 3 strafing run,we'll cover." The others acknowledged as he swung away from the cubefor the moment. Beyond it he saw the Avenger and Devastator advancingon the Borg's right flank. Turbolasers and Borg energy beamscrisscrossed space, putting their puny fighter attacks to shame. DidI say this was nuts? he thought. I mean this is pointless! It's notlike the Empire isn't going to win this fight regardless of thefighters, why did Piett tip their hand?! But it didn't fall to gruntslike him to make those calls, so instead he executed a tight spin tojoin in on this suicide run.The diamond formation quickly formed up and raced over thesurface of the cube at a mere fifteen meters. The three Interceptorstried providing cover fire for the Grey 3, who was pelting the surfacewith proton bombs. Half-way across the cube he pushed them to fullthrottle, leaving the bomber behind but hopefully providing more of adistraction by firing at targets of opportunity. But one problem withthe Borg was they just didn't take to distractions, and a greentorpedo rose up from the surface and hit the bomber, sending the twopods spiral away and crashing into the surface of the cube. "Pullup!" Taar ordered, but this time an energy beam came up and caughtEbony 2, disintegrating it. Adrenal flooding his veins, Taar put theship into a Korvel Spiral as he raced away, torpedoes filling the airaround him. Finally he pulled clear and formed up with Ebony 3."Ebony Leader to Grey Leader, we've lost our bomber." The command wasacknowledged, but apparently things hadn't been going well forStarrunner's boys. As Taar brought the ship around he saw that theBorg were laying into the Avenger and Devastator, much like they hadagainst the Tyrant. Taar's stomach tightened at the sight. The Borgdidn't care how much damage they suffered so long as they continued towear the Empire down. They could lose ten ships for every one theydestroyed, and it wouldn't matter. How do you fight someone likethat?"Grey Leader to Ebony Leader, head to point 03." Taar pulledhim and his wingmate around to return to their cube, joining up withanother set of TIEs to provide cover for the next bombing run. Thenew formation -five Interceptors and two bombers- once again skimmedthe surface, weapons lashing out at the cube. Again, as if out of nowhere, weapons fire struck at the tiny ships, vaporizing two TIEsinstantly. To avoid being struck by the weapons and debris, Taarpulled a split-S, pulling away from the cube momentarily before hisspin brought him back thirty meters behind his bombers, who continuedtheir strafing of the cube despite the attack. Taar planned toincrease speed and overshoot the bombers to provide further cover whenhe passed over one of the craters formed by a proton bomb. Taarfrowned at the information his targeting sensors were telling him."Ebony 3 do you see what I see?" he called over the comm."Yes sir," ES-13-3 replied. "What do you want to do?"Ebony 1 pulled into a tight loop and began heading for thecrater. "Put some plasma up their collective port," he told him as heopened fire on the crater. The weapons' fire managed to destroy theunshielded bottom of the crater, opening up a passage into the heartof the cube. Throttling back, the two TIEs dove into the entrance tothe Borg ship, firing at their unshielded surfaces. The cubes mayhave had the power to adapt to their laser cannons, but the raw powerwas too much for the helpless drones inside.After about seven hundred meters the two TIEs blasted theirway into a large opening inside the cube. In the center of this spacewas a large, hour-glass shaped structure with several openings alongits sides. Taar looked at his instruments. "What do you think Ebony3?""Looks like a target to me, sir," ES-13-3 called back to himover the comm.Taar smiled inside his pressure suit. "Agreed. Fire at will."The two Interceptors continued their approach, their weapons blowingaway huge chunks out of the shape. Manueverability was difficult, evenat low speeds in this confined area. Finally, their weapons shearedthrough the construct and Taar watched the huge structure collapse inon itself. Immediately, explosions began occurring throughout thecube. The two TIEs turned to continue their volley, when a nearbyexplosion knocked Ebony 3 off course and into the wall, exploding oncontact. Figuring he'd done enough damage in here, Taar headed forthe opening to go back to the surface. The series of explosions weregetting worse, and he started pushing the ship faster and faster. Thisproved to be a near fatal mistake as the passage suddenly narrowedahead. Quickly he twisted his ship on its side and dove into theopening, his lower port solar panel scraping the edge of the passage.It seems that even during that short battle, the Borg had managed torepair some of their ship. Alarms were sounding and in desperation hepushed the ship to full throttle and hoped like hell he'd get outbefore the TIE or the cube blew.Finally he rocketed out of the cube and launched back out intospace. Looking back, he saw explosions consuming various parts of thecubes, and TIEs pulling away from its surface. A stardestroyer, theStalker actually, was finishing it off with a full barrage ofturbolaser fire. Moments after he had escaped, the cube exploded. Asingle piece of debris, just a meter or so long, struck his TIE,completely searing the struts that held it to the starboard solarpanels. The ship had been on its last legs before, now it wascompletely out of control. The Interceptor wouldn't respond to hiscontrols and an energy surge was arcing through some of the panels.Systems were failing, and in an act of desperation he tried to shutdown the engines. As he touched the panel, a surge of energy passedthrough his pressurized suit and into his arm, flooding his body withpain as he seized up. His eyes glazed over, and the universe, dark asit was, became black.War has been described as long periods of boredom interruptedby short periods of excitement. At the moment, Picard felt that peacedidn't seem that different. After all the time he'd spent waiting forhis ship, and then all the time prepping for this meeting, theambassadors had taken over, and he was left twiddling his thumbs at anImperial station. It was the dawn of a new age, perhaps the mostexciting time for humanity since the discovery that we weren't alonein the universe. At the moment, Picard felt like he was stuck in ahole with his sensors off-line.Picard had been lamenting the situation with Riker when thedoor chimed. It was Seven; it seemed to always be Seven. She wasn'ta Borg, not really, but nevertheless, he had trouble letting his guarddown around her, despite how much advice she'd provided throughout themission. Maybe I've become set in my ways, he wondered. I can'tstand hyperspace, I can't stand my advisor, maybe this new age isn'tfor old men like me. "Yes?" he asked, trying to sound neutral andfailing."Admiral Thrawn has asked me to deliver a proposition to you,"Seven informed the captain in the matter-of-fact way she had. "Hesuggests that, to help bridge the gap between our civilizations, wehave an exchange of cultural history.""What exactly does he mean by that?" Riker asked. Riker hadbeen spending the time scanning comm channels, and the longer theywere delayed, the more he became suspicious of the Empire. Perhaps hewasn't ready for this new age either, Picard thought.Seven looked at the PADD. "'Poetry, art, important historicalevents, literature' were the specific examples he gave."Picard nodded; this was exactly what he needed. "Extend theadmiral our thanks, and begin assembling a historical/culturaldatabase to give to the Imperials.""Are you sure that's wise, sir?" Riker asked. "We reallyshouldn't be exchanging any information with them while thenegotiations take place."Picard smiled slightly. "I'm not giving them the access codesfor Starfleet Command, Will. An exchange of culture would be a healthyway to start this meeting, not to mention give us a chance to get toknow the Empire a little better.""Honestly, sir, I think I'm getting to know them quite well.""Will, there's healthy skepticism, and there's paranoia. I'msure there's nothing to fear in letting Admiral Thrawn examine ourworks of art."On board the Redemption. Mon Mothma stepped up to the centralplatform. The high-ranking members of the Alliance were present; theyknew only that something urgent had come in, and rumors were it wasn'tgood. From her grave tone, it seemed that would prove to be true."We've all been wondering what is going on lately, why the Emperor hasdiverted ships and changed his personal agenda so much over the pasttwo months. We now have an answer." A hologram of a section of thegalaxy appeared, focusing in on one particular area until the wholesector was revealed. "Located near the Napuli System is a wormhole toanother galaxy. The wormhole was discovered when ships from the otherside invaded our galaxy."A small murmur of discussion began. Mon Mothma had to speakup in order to be heard. "One is an antagonistic race called the Borg,who attacked and destroyed one of the Star Destroyers in that area.""I take it that's not the good news we'd like to think it is,"Lando said."No. The data our spies have gathered shows that they willattack anyone without provocation. They're extremely dangerous toeveryone, regardless of what side they're on.""Dangerous enough that we should be worried?" Leia asked. "Isthere a chance that they'd destroy the Empire and threaten all of us?""It's not likely," Mon Mothma said."Will we help the Empire, if the situation comes down to it?"Leia asked.Mon Mothma hesitated. "Let's hope we won't have to make thatchoice.""Well, regardless of whose side they're on, at least it'ssomething to keep the Empire busy," Han pointed out."Yes," Mon Mothma replied, "and it's doing just that. TheEmpire has sent a fleet in to deal with the Borg threat, and greatersecurity has been set up in that area of the galaxy.""You said 'one,'" Wedge said. "I take it the Borg weren'talone."No," Mon Mothma said. "The Empire has had some dealings withanother group from the other side of the wormhole. They have alreadygiven information and technology to the Empire, and our spies indicatethey are planning on opening diplomatic relations with the Empire."Leia finally spoke up. "What exactly is the position of thisgroup?" she asked. "What do they want in return for their aide?""From what our sources have gathered, an alliance," Mon Mothmaanswered. The members of the Alliance looked at one another. TheEmpire alone was bad enough. If they had new allies, allies with newtechnology, then it was grim news for the struggling rebellion. "Itseems that we have a new enemy," she said, "and it's called theFederation."CHAPTER VII.Taar opened his eyes slowly. There was a white blur in frontof him, slowly solidifying as the seconds ticked by until shapesemerged. Finally, his vision seemed to clear up and he checked at hisarm. Yes, it was still there. Good. As advanced as cybernetics was,he'd heard about more than one pilot who just couldn't handle a craftthe same again. There's something about the feel of a ship that can'tbe duplicated by a piece of technology.Taar gave the room the once over. The medlab didn't look likethe one on the Stalker; was he on the Executor? Before he could thinkmore about it the door opened; it was an aide rather than a medicaldroid. This likely meant things were about to get worse. "Goodmorning," the aide said as amicably as possible. "Glad to see thatyou've returned to consciousness; we've got some matters to clear up.It won't take but a moment." He pulled out datapad. "First, your suitwas completely overloaded, so we don't even have a name for you."Taar winced slightly as he started to sit up. "Lt. DelricTaar, ES-13-1 stationed on board the star destroyer Stalker."The aide nodded slightly, "A squadron commander... good foryou."Whatever, Taar thought. Save your condescension for someoneelse. "What's the status of Ebony Squadron? How many survivors?""I'm asking the questions," the aide said sharply. "You cancheck their status later, lieutenant." He paused briefly and thencontinued. "I assume you were forced to abandon your craft?""Yes, there was-" Taar paused. So much had happened so fast."The cube exploded, the debris hit my craft. I was lucky to get outalive.""Mm," the aid responded with the expected degree of sympathy."Yes, well, everything seems to be in order," the aide concluded. Itwas, after all, just a TIE; the Empire lost a few every day. If Taarhad lost a shuttle it would have involved an accident investigation,but this drew little more than a glance. "The med-droid says you'llbe fit for duty the day after tomorrow. You'll have your orders then."Then he turned and strode out.With effort, Taar pulled himself up, silently cursing allbureaucrats everywhere. "I'm asking the questions," he thought, andit comes down to name and why his ship went kabloowie. Tiny men inthe grand scheme who push around bits in a datapad; just let me fly myship and lead my men and I'll do whatever you want. He searchedaround until he found his code cylinder and plugged into the network.With a slight note of surprise, he saw that he was on Base One, notthe Executor. They must have evacuated some of the wounded to savespace. He went on to check what information there was about the latestbattle with the Borg. It didn't paint a pretty picture. It had beena victory, of course, but they'd lost the Devastator. This was a bigsetback, even though it wasn't readily apparent. Not only had thatleft the Imperial forces weaker, it also meant the Borg could winbattles due to sheer attrition. The Emperor's plan wasn't working;the Borg weren't backing off, they were testing the Empire's limits.They were planning something... he just hoped the admiral was capableenough to see that and call in some reinforcements.Taar's stomach tightened into a knot as he looked at thefighter results. Only three of the pilots from Ebony squadronsurvived, himself included. Starrunner and his boys had beencompletely wiped out as well. At least they hadn't died for nothing;the stats showed that weapons fire from the cubes Ebony and Greysquadrons had attacked dropped by 38%. It was good from a tacticalstandpoint, but losing so many of his men made it a bitter pill toswallow.Taar disconnected from the network and tried to sleep. He wasexhausted, but sleep didn't come easy. His mind was filled withimages of Borg drones being cut down by his laser cannons and of thatcube exploding from the inside out. He wanted to do that again... hewanted to fly in there and blow the living crap out of them, likepouring gasoline down an anthill and lighting a match. He forcedhimself to put his thoughts aside and rest. Only if he properlyrecovered would he get the chance to relive that vision.The Emperor opened his eyes and watched Mara Jade continuingher exercises. At the moment she was trying to move multiple objectswith her mind. Her frustration with her failure was obvious. "Good,"he said, causing her to jerk slightly at his sudden comment. "Angeris a source of power. Reach in and harness it, feel the hate flowingthrough you, empowering you!" Mara nodded and went at it again withrenewed vigor. Soon objects were swirling around the throne room likea whirlwind. They dropped when the Emperor's haunting chuckle reachedher ears. "Good, very good. You're learning well, my youngapprentice." He paused as the door opened and Darth Vader appeared.Vader's walk slowed as he approached the throne, noting Mara'spresence. There was an undercurrent of mutual hate. "Leave us," theEmperor told the girl, and she nodded and walked out. Vader steppedbefore the Emperor and kneeled, rising only when he was told to."I sense something is troubling you, my friend," the Emperorsaid."Yes, master." Vader paused. "'And there shall forever be nomore than two, one the master, and one his student, lest the way ofthe Sith be lost forever.'" Vader said, quoting the words of DarthBane that had ensured the survival of the Sith for millennia. "Havewe given up on old ways?""Yes, we have," the Emperor said matter-of-factly. "No longerdo we lurk in the shadows, fearing the Jedi. I felt the disturbancewhen that little green imp died; and with him dies the ways of theJedi. We are the only ones now who have the power of the Force, andit is time we used it to the fullest.""And so you train this one?" Vader asked. "She is nothingmore than a convenient spy-""I will decide who I will train," the Emperor said sharply. "Itrain her as I will the young Skywalker. That was, after all, yoursuggestion, Lord Vader." The Emperor gave a moment to reflect on thatfact. "I have foreseen her, Vader, leading our forces against ourenemies, with your son at her side.""So he will join us.""Oh yes. The details are difficult to see, but he willembrace the power of the dark side.""Forgive my doubt, my master," Vader said with a nod ofrespect.The Emperor nodded in return. "What is the status of theDeath Star?""It will be finished within the next ninety days, my master.""I see it's not on schedule.""No, the men have been suitably disciplined."The Emperor's throne rotated slightly. "It is of noconsequence. It will serve its purpose when needed. I have summonedyou for an entirely different reason." Vader waited patiently, hismechanical breathing the only sound filling the chamber. "I havenearly completed negotiations with diplomats from the Federation, apuny civilization in the galaxy beyond the wormhole. You will travelwith the diplomatic corps that returns to their homeworld.""Why should we be concerned with this insignificant group?"Vader asked."Because, the Federation is our foothold, Lord Vader. Throughthem, we will seize control of their entire galaxy."The Lambda-class shuttle slipped into hyperspace as Lt. Taarmoved into the cockpit of the small craft. He was the only passengeron board the tiny shuttle, just him and a hold full of technicalequipment sent out to rendezvous with the fleet on the front line.Taar wondered what was happening out there. The last engagement hadbeen the one he'd been in, just under a week ago. The Borg hadactually bloodied the Empire's nose that time, it should have onlystrengthened their resolve... if Borg could have resolve, that is.Instead they'd pulled back, left their worlds undefended. No, theywere up to something, and he didn't think he was going to like it whenhe found it."So, why are you being sent off to Borg central?" the pilotasked in an off the cuff way.Taar looked him over for a moment before replying. "I'mrendezvousing with my star destroyer. I was sent back to Base One toget stitched up after the last engagement.""Ah, let me guess, TIE pilot, right?""That's right," Taar said with disinterest.The man gave a low whistle. "You know, they got twocategories for TIE fighter pilots: rookies, and frozen meat.""Right," was Taar's only reply as he tried to ignore thepilot. He didn't seem to take the hint."Happiest day of my life was when I was assigned totransports," the pilot said with a grin. "The Imperial meat grinderis not the place for me, no thank you