Woman pleads with bear, bear is all F you nom nom (1 Viewer)

Clifford

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #1

Seems like this board needs this today. Sorry if Honda

https://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0

 

NCCommish

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #2

She started it. I love that she thinks pleading at high volume will work.

 

El Floppo

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #3

The bear is destroying your kayak because you voice scares the salmon.

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irish eyes

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #4

Too bad "bear bear" didn't break her in half. Why! Why Bear are you breaking me in half.

 

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Insoxicated

• Oct 2, 2015

• #5

El Floppo said:

The bear is destroying your kayak because you voice scares the salmon.

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T

The Future Champs

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #6

I was hoping for a "happy" ending.

 

NCCommish

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #7

After hearing her screech for a few seconds I was ready to destroy her kayak.

 

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Insoxicated

• Oct 2, 2015

• #8

Such a funny video.

 

Bob Loblaw

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #9

"BEAR, it's the end of September. Why are you heeeeeere?"

 

RedmondLonghorn

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #10

NCCommish said:

After hearing her screech for a few seconds I was ready to destroy her kayak.

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after a couple more seconds I was ready to do physical violence

 

Clifford

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #11

NCCommish said:

She started it. I love that she thinks pleading at high volume will work.

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Srsly. Thanks Bear! Have some pepper-spray.

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Oct 2, 2015

• #12

 

Parrothead

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #13

maybe the bear thought it was high voice Peyton Manning

 

Mad Cow

Welshers and Dawdlers Beware!

• Oct 2, 2015

• #14

Why was the bear breaking her kayak?

 

J

Joe Summer

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #15

Mad%20Cow said:

Why was the bear breaking her kayak?

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Because he thought there was food inside?

 

tommyboy

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #16

I finished

 

Clifford

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #17

Mad Cow said:

Why was the bear breaking her kayak?

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Some high-voiced hippie pepper sprays me you better believe I am trashing her kayak and then moving onto her Subaru Outback.

 

tri-man 47

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #18

Mad Cow said:

Why was the bear breaking her kayak?

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Something smelled fishy ...notice how it started by tearing at the seat.

 

Franknbeans

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #19

He should have taken a dump in it. I like this one better...

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Fg9_ZnojxmU

 

matttyl

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #20

It's ok, there was revenge.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU

 

dickey moe

Fingerpicker

• Oct 2, 2015

• #21

Pretty sure the bear doesn't understand screaming English, you dolt.

 

Dickies

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #22

The most patient bear in the world.

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Officer Pete Malloy

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #23

"Bear! Bear! BEAR! Stop that, Bear!"

"My name's Dennis"

 

Parrothead

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #24

"L'ours!!" "L'ours!!"

 

Mr. Pickles

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #25

We okay with "shrill" here?

 

Dr. Octopus

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #26

dickey moe said:

Pretty sure the bear doesn't understand screaming English, you dolt.

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or maybe it's name isn't "Bear" and he didn't know she was talking to him.

 

NCCommish

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #27

Dr. Octopus said:

dickey moe said:

Pretty sure the bear doesn't understand screaming English, you dolt.

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or maybe it's name isn't "Bear" and he didn't know she was talking to him.

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"I don't know who that Bear guy is but I wish he'd stop doing whatever is making her screech."

 

belljr

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #28

She sounds lovely

 

krista4

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #29

Just here to compliment you on an excellent thread title.

 

Hilts

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #30

That bear is my hero.

 

Dan Lambskin

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #31

Totally hoping for a sex tape with her and that bear

 

Barry

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #32

Officer Pete Malloy said:

"Bear! Bear! BEAR! Stop that, Bear!"

"My name's Dennis"

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i didn't know you were called Dennis

 

Scoresman

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #33

What an annoying ####. That shrieking voice makes my #### turn inside out.

Was hoping that bear would walk over and donkey punch her.

 

C

cockroach

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #34

Dr. Octopus said:

dickey moe said:

Pretty sure the bear doesn't understand screaming English, you dolt.

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or maybe it's name isn't "Bear" and he didn't know she was talking to him.

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I've watched a lot of documentaries and shows on the Alaskan wilderness and bears and stuff and "HEY BEAR!", is something I think they're trained to say as sort of a means of hazing the bear and letting them know you're not prey.

 

sbonomo

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #35

that lady was a complete idiot....Wow, i would hate to be around her for any amount of time.

 

MikeIke

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #36

After hearing her voice, I was really hoping the "nom nom nom" would have been the bear on her skull.

Leaving disappointed...

 

H

Hoh

Eater of cereal

• Oct 2, 2015

• #37

Would love to hear what Morgan Freeman could do with that script.

 

E

Eminence

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #38

Love that bear.

 

Insein

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #39

OMG,

 

Otis

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #40

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

 

Officer Pete Malloy

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #41

Otis said:

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

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I do it every Sunday and end up disappointed.

 

Otis

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #42

Officer Pete Malloy said:

Otis said:

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

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I do it every Sunday and end up disappointed.

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I'm so so sorry gb

 

Homer J Simpson

I don't push

• Oct 2, 2015

• #43

krista4 said:

Just here to compliment you on an excellent thread title.

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culdeus

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #44

Rules

 

jhib

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #45

Geez, I thought you guys had to be exaggerating at least a little bit about the woman and her voice. I was very, very wrong.

 

tri-man 47

Footballguy

• Oct 2, 2015

• #46

Made me think of her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPO43kCh3_c

 

shuke

Black Ice Skeptic

• Oct 3, 2015

• #47

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Such a funny video.

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But it's totally a fake voice-over, right?

 

culdeus

Footballguy

• Oct 3, 2015

• #48

shuke said:

[icon] said:

Such a funny video.

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But it's totally a fake voice-over, right?

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It's real to me dammit

 

pats3in4

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2015

• #49

Officer Pete Malloy said:

Otis said:

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

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I do it every Sunday and end up disappointed.

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Bear! Bear! BEAR! Why can't you get a first down? Why are you punting again? Bear!

 

Cheese and Crackers

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2015

• #50

pats3in4 said:

Officer Pete Malloy said:

Otis said:

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

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I do it every Sunday and end up disappointed.

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Bear! Bear! BEAR! Why can't you get a first down? Why are you punting again? Bear!

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Bear! Bear! It's late September, why haven't you won a game yet?