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Be part of a "team"? (1 Viewer)

What would the average FBG do?

  • I would do this.

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • No way I would do this.

    Votes: 11 73.3%
  • Depends how hot she is.

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Total voters
    15

Otis

Footballguy
I thought I'd seen it all in the dating world, but tonight I had my first offer to be like these guys.

The night starts off much like any other, Otis out with clients getting hammered after a couple of days of being overworked. I thereafter end up with some coworkers at a bar in midtown. Here's where the night gets weird.

As I enter the bar, I meet, and briefly chat up, a lovely bulgarian hostess named Mira. :wub:

We had some chemistry and she was flirting big time, making this almost way too easy, so I come back to chat her up in intervals during the night (she is posted at the front of the bar, stuck playing hostess). During one of my trips up front, she's on the phone with someone, sounds like perhaps a guy, and she is talking to him like he is a boyfriend. This kind of leaves me shuked after all the positive signals I thought she was very clearly giving off. I finally get around to broaching the subject. The conversation goes something like this:

Otis: So, seriously, when are we getting rid of this boyfriend of yours?

Her: laughs What makes you think I have a boyfriend?

Otis: Educated guess? Seriously though, he's lame. We can do better here.

Her: laughs He's not lame, he's actually really fun.

Otis: Meh. Well, how about this -- how about we just have drinks sometime? There's no harm in drinks, right? (At this point I'm just assuming she is one of those girls who has a boyfriend but isn't sold on him and is still shopping around)

Her: Hmmmm... ok, well maybe all of us can have drinks. ;)

Otis: Hey why not, that would be fine too, Otis loves a little competition. But why not just us?

Her: I'm very loyal.

Otis: Oh Rly? Why's that?

Her: Well... there is no reason for me not to be. He lets me do what I want ...

Otis: Ah, open relationship, that's cool.

Her: Well... I can do what I want ...hesitation... as long as he's there... :unsure:

Otis: :shock:

Her: So it's totally ok, if I meet someone I like, to bring them home ... you know, the three of us...

Otis: :shock:

Her: I can't believe I'm telling you this, I just met you.

Otis: :shock:

Her: So would that be ok with you?

Otis: Uhhhm... yeah, sure, why not. :unsure:

Her: Wow, so you're pretty... open-minded?

Otis: :shrug:

Her: writes down number

Otis: takes number

On my way out of the bar, I tried in vain to get her to hang this evening after she got off work. The boyfriend was apparently out of town, and I would have much preferred going this one alone. She wouldn't budge though -- she really would like for this to be a team-building exercise.

I've never confronted this option before. I've heard about these sorts of things randomly happening unplanned during drunken excursions in college. I've read about these things in certain well-respected publications. But I've certainly never had it handed to me on a silver platter.

So, what is the FBG play here? I'm shuked. :shrug:

 
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:fishing:

I thought I'd seen it all in the dating world, but tonight I had my first offer to be like these guys.

The night starts off much like any other, Otis out with clients getting hammered after a couple of days of being overworked. I thereafter end up with some coworkers at a bar in midtown. Here's where the night gets weird.

As I enter the bar, I meet, and briefly chat up, a lovely bulgarian hostess named Mira. :wub:

We had some chemistry and she was flirting big time, making this almost way too easy, so I come back to chat her up in intervals during the night (she is posted at the front of the bar, stuck playing hostess). During one of my trips up front, she's on the phone with someone, sounds like perhaps a guy, and she is talking to him like he is a boyfriend. This kind of leaves me shuked after all the positive signals I thought she was very clearly giving off. I finally get around to broaching the subject. The conversation goes something like this:

Otis: So, seriously, when are we getting rid of this boyfriend of yours?

Her: laughs What makes you think I have a boyfriend?

Otis: Educated guess? Seriously though, he's lame. We can do better here.

Her: laughs He's not lame, he's actually really fun.

Otis: Meh. Well, how about this -- how about we just have drinks sometime? There's no harm in drinks, right? (At this point I'm just assuming she is one of those girls who has a boyfriend but isn't sold on him and is still shopping around)

Her: Hmmmm... ok, well maybe all of us can have drinks. ;)

Otis: Hey why not, that would be fine too, Otis loves a little competition. But why not just us?

Her: I'm very loyal.

Otis: Oh Rly? Why's that?

Her: Well... there is no reason for me not to be. He lets me do what I want ...

Otis: Ah, open relationship, that's cool.

Her: Well... I can do what I want ...hesitation... as long as he's there... :unsure:

Otis: :shock:

Her: So it's totally ok, if I meet someone I like, to bring them home ... you know, the three of us...

Otis: :shock:

Her: I can't believe I'm telling you this, I just met you.

Otis: :shock:

Her: So would that be ok with you?

Otis: Uhhhm... yeah, sure, why not. :unsure:

Her: Wow, so you're pretty... open-minded?

Otis: :shrug:

Her: writes down number

Otis: takes number

On my way out of the bar, I tried in vain to get her to hang this evening after she got off work. The boyfriend was apparently out of town, and I would have much preferred going this one alone. She wouldn't budge though -- she really would like for this to be a team-building exercise.

I've never confronted this option before. I've heard about these sorts of things randomly happening unplanned during drunken excursions in college. I've read about these things in certain well-respected publications. But I've certainly never had it handed to me on a silver platter.

So, what is the FBG play here? I'm shuked. :shrug:
here fishy fishy fishy :fishing:
 
Performance anxiety? :unsure: I probably couldn't do it, but would continue to push for the one-on-one.

 
we need a sword fight smilie big-time

a mod please make this happen....

we can call it the:

:otis:

oh and...

:useless:

 
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Since you may change your mind after a few drinks, I'd bring plenty of Astroglide and DO NOT ENTER sign that you can hang around your neck. Seems foolproof.

DO IT!

 
Otis said:
So, what is the FBG play here? I'm shuked. :shrug:
lots of cute, single, girls in NYC good buddy. is it worth taking the chance that you may be violated by a hairy Hungarian guy?take a pass.
 
ffweasel said:
Performance anxiety? :unsure:
I actually thought about this. I'm not quite sure I could even operate the equipment with the foreman looking over my shoulder.
 
pricklypete said:
You do realize the guy will want to insert things in you, don't you? :mellow:
Color me naive -- and I can see I must be based on the number of responses like this -- but this seriously did not even occur to me. I just assumed he is a regular guy who perhaps likes to see his girlfriend having a nice time.:shrug:If this is really a possibility, no way I follow through here.
 
pricklypete said:
You do realize the guy will want to insert things in you, don't you? :mellow:
Color me naive -- and I can see I must be based on the number of responses like this -- but this seriously did not even occur to me. I just assumed he is a regular guy who perhaps likes to see his girlfriend having a nice time.:shrug:If this is really a possibility, no way I follow through here.
hilarity would ensue either way, so i guess its worth a shot. Post updates. TIA
 
pricklypete said:
You do realize the guy will want to insert things in you, don't you? :mellow:
Color me naive -- and I can see I must be based on the number of responses like this -- but this seriously did not even occur to me. I just assumed he is a regular guy who perhaps likes to see his girlfriend having a nice time.:shrug:If this is really a possibility, no way I follow through here.
Oh I'd say it is a very good possibility. :o
 
Otis said:
Her: Well... I can do what I want ...hesitation... as long as he's there... :unsure:

Otis: :shock:

Her: So it's totally ok, if I meet someone I like, to bring them home ... you know, the three of us...

Otis: :shock:

Her: I can't believe I'm telling you this, I just met you.

Otis: :shock:

Her: So would that be ok with you?

Otis: Uhhhm... yeah, sure, why not. :unsure:

Her: Wow, so you're pretty... open-minded?

Otis: :shrug:

Her: writes down number

Otis: takes number
He's definitely looking to lube your tube. :pickle: :shock:

 
pricklypete said:
You do realize the guy will want to insert things in you, don't you? :mellow:
Color me naive -- and I can see I must be based on the number of responses like this -- but this seriously did not even occur to me. I just assumed he is a regular guy who perhaps likes to see his girlfriend having a nice time.:shrug:If this is really a possibility, no way I follow through here.
Oh I'd say it is a very good possibility. :o
Don't listen to these guys. It's fun to joke about, but you don't have anything to worry about IMO. Some guys like to watch. It happens.That said, I'd be sure to get the ground rules clarified before the first pitch.
 
pricklypete said:
You do realize the guy will want to insert things in you, don't you?

:mellow:
Color me naive -- and I can see I must be based on the number of responses like this -- but this seriously did not even occur to me. I just assumed he is a regular guy who perhaps likes to see his girlfriend having a nice time. :shrug:

If this is really a possibility, no way I follow through here.
Oh I'd say it is a very good possibility. :o
Don't listen to these guys. It's fun to joke about, but you don't have anything to worry about IMO. Some guys like to watch. It happens.That said, I'd be sure to get the ground rules clarified before the first pitch.
If you are going to chance it definitely use your lawyer training first.
 
squidrope said:
here fishy fishy fishy :fishing:
:no:I asssure you that if I were going to go :fishing: it would be far more outlandish than this.
More "outlandish" than a hot Bulgariun hostess that wants to make an Otis sandwich, starring you as the filler and her and the BF playing the role of the bread? :shock:
 
pricklypete said:
You do realize the guy will want to insert things in you, don't you?

:mellow:
Color me naive -- and I can see I must be based on the number of responses like this -- but this seriously did not even occur to me. I just assumed he is a regular guy who perhaps likes to see his girlfriend having a nice time. :shrug:

If this is really a possibility, no way I follow through here.
Oh I'd say it is a very good possibility. :o
Some guys like to watch.
And some guys like to use a hunting knife to slice from ### to ear unsuspecting victims "caught" screwing their girlfriends.I wouldn't worry about it, though. He probably just likes to watch.

 
The inevitable...

From: Forrest Nesbitt Date: Dec 28, 2006 9:00 AMSubject: FW: Surprise 3someReply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------From: HarrySent: December 23, 2006 8:41 AMThis came from a webcam. Looks like the "oops" move I used to pull on an old girlfriend. I don't think the chick's boyfriend even lubed that guy up first.-- Want more FREE Porn? Click HERE for a free adult DVD rental delivered right to your door. Otis_Hungarian_wronghole.wmv1886K Download
 
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Oh yeah? You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you were naked with another naked guy doing sexual stuff. . . .

 
The inevitable...

From: Forrest Nesbitt Date: Dec 28, 2006 9:00 AMSubject: FW: Surprise 3someReply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------From: HarrySent: December 23, 2006 8:41 AMThis came from a webcam. Looks like the "oops" move I used to pull on an old girlfriend. I don't think the chick's boyfriend even lubed that guy up first.-- Want more FREE Porn? Click HERE for a free adult DVD rental delivered right to your door. Otis_Hungarian_wronghole.wmv1886K Download
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Oh yeah? You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you were naked with another naked guy doing sexual stuff. . . .
:thumbup:You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you even had thoughts of being naked with another naked guy doing sexual stuff. . . .
 
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As threesomes go, there are the good kind, the bad kind, and the drunken kind.

The good time is you and two chicks.

The drunken kind is you and another straight dude taking turns with a chick with self esteem issues.

The bad kind is where you go to a stranger's place, to be the meat in their couple's sandwich.

My advice would be to avoid this. Worse case scenario is an Otis schish kebab, and best case scenario is some weird dude oogling you while your making it with his girl.

If she's like so super hot that you'll never have a chance with a girl as hot as her again, it might be worth the risk, but otherwise, its not a good idea.

 
Oh yeah? You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you were naked with another naked guy doing sexual stuff. . . .
Raises kind of an interesting question. At what point does it become not gay? If it's you, a girl, and another guy, navigating a limited number of square inches of heterospace without encountering manmeat could be tricky. With two chicks, you have a natural separation, but does utilizing space recently occupied by another guy make it a gay activity? What about 3 women? 10? 100? Where does the gay stop and the orgiastic pleasure of heteroflesh take over?
 
The inevitable...

From: Forrest Nesbitt Date: Dec 28, 2006 9:00 AMSubject: FW: Surprise 3someReply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------From: HarrySent: December 23, 2006 8:41 AMThis came from a webcam. Looks like the "oops" move I used to pull on an old girlfriend. I don't think the chick's boyfriend even lubed that guy up first.-- Want more FREE Porn? Click HERE for a free adult DVD rental delivered right to your door. Otis_Hungarian_wronghole.wmv1886K Download
God, this is an awesome post.
 

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