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What would we do differently if we actually liked the smell of poop? 

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Do ribbed condoms really taste like ribs? 

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Coldest it’s ever been when you’ve pooped in a porta John? 

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6 hours ago, John Bender said:

how much sawdust do you think you could get into a rice crispy treat before people would notice?

:lmao: 

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How much money would it take to get your wife to play 4 chords on a banjo with just her nips?

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Pictures of clouds that look like Peter Cetera

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GardenGuys - we’ve got hoes in different area codes

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Does anyone else feel weird about ordering a “personal” pizza

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Is Babylon 5 worth watching if I haven't seen Babylon 1-4?

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19 hours ago, ScottNorwood said:

Does anyone else feel weird about ordering a “personal” pizza

Only if it shows up with a hole in the middle of the box.

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Has anyone ever used Duck Sauce with actual duck?

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Do you think Bob Seger still likes that old time rock and roll?

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1 hour ago, ScottNorwood said:

Do you think Bob Seger still likes that old time rock and roll?

Do you think Bob Seger can read a book without hearing "Turn the Page" in his head every couple minutes?

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Do you think night moves could be effective during the day?

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If we were running against the wind, wouldn't we be running with the wind on the way back?

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Are crunchberries considered canon in the Capt Crunch universe?

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1 minute ago, ScottNorwood said:

Are crunchberries considered canon in the Capt Crunch universe?

:lmao:

 

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If Ralph Wiggum took out a thread would it sound like this in your head?  

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When do you think we’ll get a Gleaming the Cube reboot?

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1 hour ago, ScottNorwood said:

Which came first, Spaghetti-Os or Cheerios?

Admit it - you all googled this.

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Do you think Matt Nokes ever owned a Nokia phone?

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18 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said:

Fictitious Panera Bread Sandwiches...Go!

Panera Panda Parmesan on Black Pepper Focaccia.

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Would you buy air freshener that smells like Pez?

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Why is the French horn the only brass instrument with a nationality?

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Why spend all the money going to Hawaii when you can just buy Hawaiian Punch at the store?

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Do you ever refer to your best friend as your "main man"?

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49 minutes ago, ScottNorwood said:

Do you ever refer to your best friend as your "main man"?

Better questions is did you ever not?

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22 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said:

What trimester is it acceptable for a pregnant woman to use expectant mother parking?

And do women that are just fat ever try to scam these parking places?

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