Future Wheelhouse Thread Topics Thread - Part II

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Why are there no white people named Denzel?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Better show about files - X-Files or Rockford Files?  Whatcha got?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Who would win in a rap battle?  LL Cool J or LL Bean?

[Walking Boot 7,979]

Do you think you are mail bomb worthy?

[Dan Lambskin 12,882]

Have you ever ordered a peanut butter and jelly from a restaurant?

[Otis 11,968]

Do fish laugh?

 

[Otis 11,968]

How many stop lights are there in the world? 

[Otis 11,968]

[prior two responses come direct from an epiose of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. Ahead of his time]

[Dan Lambskin 12,882]

Courtesy of Ed DeRosa on Twitter 

“What's the most you've ever spent to add cheese to an entree?”

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Which muppets character is least likely to exist in real life?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

What's the most romantic thing you can order at a Chinese restaurant?

[Leroy Hoard 12,376]

13 hours ago, ScottNorwood said:

What's the most romantic thing you can order at a Chinese restaurant?

Not sure, but I would stay away from the Crab Meat Rangoon.

[kupcho1 1,484]

2 hours ago, Leroy Hoard said:

Not sure, but I would stay away from the Crab Meat Rangoon.

That's preposterous

[Walking Boot 7,979]

Would you rather live with Otis Nixon's head on Richard Nixon's body, or Richard Nixon's head on Otis Nixon's body?

[-jb- 504]

When one shoe becomes untied, do you re-tie both shoes?  Why or why not?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Which do you like better, cicadas' songs or Jon Secada's songs?

[Dan Lambskin 12,882]

Do you keep your socks and underwear in the same drawer?

[Dan Lambskin 12,882]

Periodic Table Guys: Favorite Element?

[Dan Lambskin 12,882]

Have you ever successfully flown a kite?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

What is the biggest hunk of meat that you can get at a renaissance fair?

[Walking Boot 7,979]

Johnny Utah vs. Indiana Jones: Greatest Movie Character Named After a State -- Whatcha Got?

 

[Leroy Hoard 12,376]

On ‎4‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 0:53 PM, Dan Lambskin said:

Do you keep your socks and underwear in the same drawer?

The last time I got really angry was when I thought I threw out an odd sock only to find the other one a week later in my underwear drawer. And of course the garbage man had already been there by then. How much pain can one person endure?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Give me Chock Full o' Nuts over Starbucks any day.

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Why does mayonnaise keep longer than eggs?

[kupcho1 1,484]

21 minutes ago, ScottNorwood said:

Why does mayonnaise keep longer than eggs?

Her?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Niacinguys - favorite Niacin supplement. Whatcha got?

[Walking Boot 7,979]

More reasonable cause for apologizing: feeling lust in my heart upon seeing attractive women, or, the Crusades? Whatcha got?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Ever notice that triceratops has a beak?

[bryhamm 832]

Did Joe go too far?

 

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Green Eggs and Ham discussion - what was Sam-I-Am's deal?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Which is cooler on a coat of arms - lions or dragons?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

What is the roundest country?

https://i.redd.it/igymbtnj78x01.png

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Is there a better collab in modern pop music history than Phill Collins and Phillip Bailey's "Easy Lover"?  Prove me wrong.

[Epic Problem 2,778]

Are sloths in a perpetual state of sin based on the name of the species alone?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

What’s the earliest time of day that you will eat a cookie?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

NBA - name your all time starting 5 if you’re playing one game on the moon

[bosoxs45 642]

What do dogs dream about while asleep?

[Leroy Hoard 12,376]

On ‎5‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 11:07 PM, Epic Problem said:

Are sloths in a perpetual state of sin based on the name of the species alone?

LOL

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Does Green Lantern need a reboot?  Do kids even know what a lantern is?

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Where did Chef Boyardee go to culinary school?

[IMAX 3D 1,053]

Do you think the guy that drew the How To illustration on a box of condoms told his mom about getting his work published?

[Leroy Hoard 12,376]

1 hour ago, IMAX 3D said:

Do you think the guy that drew the How To illustration on a box of condoms told his mom about getting his work published?

He should just be glad that someone years ago didn't beat him to the punch.

[IMAX 3D 1,053]

Favorite Ed Begley: Sr or Jr?

[SacramentoBob 4,898]

Who would win in a fight between Scott Bakula and Dracula?

[Leroy Hoard 12,376]

On ‎4‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 0:52 PM, ScottNorwood said:

Which do you like better, cicadas' songs or Jon Secada's songs?

I like them both the same, but only about every 17 years.

[IMAX 3D 1,053]

What Emoji would you least want as a tattoo?

[urbanhack 11,305]

Over the past 20 years, how many semi trucks do you think you passed in the opposite direction on odd-numbered freeways/expressways?

[Arizona Ron 1,961]

2 minutes ago, urbanhack said:

Over the past 20 years, how many semi trucks do you think you passed in the opposite direction on odd-numbered freeways/expressways?

[Walking Boot 7,979]

What do you think your GPA would have been if you went to college at Wossamotta U? 

[ScottNorwood 2,365]

Which dinosaur egg made the best omelettes?