Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums
falconeyed

How hot is Giada de Laurentiis?

Giada  

155 members have voted

You do not have permission to vote in this poll, or see the poll results. Please sign in or register to vote in this poll.

Recommended Posts

8 hours ago, Tecumseh said:

We're heading to Rome the first week of April. I remembered this thread, so I told my wife that if we run into her that we're going for a threesome. Threw my hand up for a high five and she said no. She said she wants a woman with "meaty" real ones. In my infinite wisdom, I pursued the tangent that surely Giada's are real, rather than exploring that MY WIFE SAID SHE WANTS TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH A WOMAN WITH LARGE NATURALS. I'm undoubtedly the dumbest man alive.

Have fun with Ina Garten. I'm sure those are real and meaty

  • Laughing 4
  • Sad 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
47 minutes ago, E Street Brat said:

Have fun with Ina Garten. I'm sure those are real and meaty

Dang, could at least give him Nigella Lawson

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Nigel said:

Dang, could at least give him Nigella Lawson

Tho she turned 60 this week, Nigella is more than an "at least". One of the truly sexy people on the planet, she still would be my preference

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 9/10/2019 at 7:44 PM, BoltNlava said:

Shes pretty and whatnot but drives me crazy with her ingredient list in her recpies when on food network...Take a plane to the south of france(ask for francious). He will take you to a hill side he and his family have grown these tomatos for 400 years and will hand pick them for you. Then just a quick jaunt over to Italia for some basil that has only seen southern exposure sun since time began ....Yeah yeah you r'e rich we know.  

You don't think Fracious has good tomatos? 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, flapgreen said:

I wanna meet her

I want her to cook us a sungold tomato campanelle at her home in Capri, share a bottle of syrah and then spend 2 hours making love.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

I want her to cook us a sungold tomato campanelle at her home in Capri, share a bottle of syrah and then spend 2 hours making love.

wearing just an apron the entire time...

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
20 minutes ago, wikkidpissah said:

wearing just an apron the entire time...

good call, I do look good in an apron

  • Like 3
  • Thanks 1
  • Love 1
  • Laughing 4
  • Thinking 1
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Basically she's an alien with nice baby feeders. The Grey's must have upgraded

  • Laughing 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
10 hours ago, flapgreen said:

I wanna meet her

Typo?

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, joey said:
10 hours ago, flapgreen said:

I wanna meet her

Typo?

in my best Jack Nicholson voice,

"wrong verb."

Edited by Binky The Doormat

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Binky The Doormat said:

in my best Jack Nicholson voice,

"wrong verb."

Meat?

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, Nigel said:

Meat?

I mean, she’s a chef, right?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 1/10/2020 at 10:01 PM, Tecumseh said:

We're heading to Rome the first week of April. I remembered this thread, so I told my wife that if we run into her that we're going for a threesome. Threw my hand up for a high five and she said no. She said she wants a woman with "meaty" real ones. In my infinite wisdom, I pursued the tangent that surely Giada's are real, rather than exploring that MY WIFE SAID SHE WANTS TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH A WOMAN WITH LARGE NATURALS. I'm undoubtedly the dumbest man alive.

We will be needing your man card.

  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
13 hours ago, joey said:

I mean, she’s a chef, right?

I'm sure she could whip something up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Leroy Hoard said:

I'm sure she could whip something up.

I doubt it. Apparently her food tastes like #### and the only reason she got her show was oral rewards program

  • Thinking 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
16 minutes ago, tommyboy said:

I doubt it. Apparently her food tastes like #### and the only reason she got her show was oral rewards program

I’ll eat what she cooks and report back. 

  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, tommyboy said:

I doubt it. Apparently her food tastes like #### and the only reason she got her show was oral rewards program

I highly doubt her food tastes like ####. 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 hours ago, tommyboy said:

I doubt it. Apparently her food tastes like #### and the only reason she got her show was oral rewards program

Isn't she basically related to someone like Weinstein 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 hours ago, tommyboy said:

I doubt it. Apparently her food tastes like #### and the only reason she got her show was oral rewards program

I can think of 2 reasons that she got her show. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, culdeus said:

Isn't she basically related to someone like Weinstein 

her last name should give it away :)

She is the grand daughter of Dino De Laurentiis.  He produced a ton of movies in his life. 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 hours ago, joey said:

I can think of 2 reasons that she got her show. 

To be fair, they are two good reasons.  

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, DocHolliday said:

To be fair, they are two good reasons.  

Her food and... :confused:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Use to watch her show. Went to her restaurant in Las Vegas about three years ago and  it was barely average. With poor service. Was big disappointment.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This woman really stokes the fire? SRSLY YOU GUYS ARE PWRBTM OLD. 

Edited by rockaction

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
32 minutes ago, rockaction said:

This woman really stokes the fire? SRSLY YOU GUYS ARE PWRBTM OLD. 

With all due respect, SHUT THE HECK UP!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, Tom Servo said:

With all due respect, SHUT THE HECK UP!!!

Tell that to the modern bands. Giada simply doesn't do it for me, never will, and that her cooking is suspect when her recipes are followed is a sad state of the state of cooking television, which I actually enjoy.

Too bad Batali took it hard in the #metoo stuff; here was a guy who was entertaining as hell and telegenic while having done time in the restaurant business. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 minutes ago, rockaction said:

Tell that to the modern bands. Giada simply doesn't do it for me, never will, and that her cooking is suspect when her recipes are followed is a sad state of the state of cooking television, which I actually enjoy.

Too bad Batali took it hard in the #metoo stuff; here was a guy who was entertaining as hell and telegenic while having done time in the restaurant business. 

Spoiler: I'm not watching her show for the cooking. :coffee:

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Tom Servo said:

Spoiler: I'm not watching her show for the cooking. :coffee:

I know, man. Most people aren't. I'm just saying there are other shows other than bad cooking ones to get some eye candy.

But power away! My tastes in that which is palatable to what when regarding television must just be different. Carry on the love fest. Giada ain't all bad. 

Edited by rockaction
  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Tom Servo said:

Spoiler: I'm not watching her show for the cooking. :coffee:

 

And I’ve been to her place in Vegas. It’s quite good. She’s ultimately selling a lifestyle and a story as much as her food. I no have issue tuning into her for 15 minutes while she cooks scallops from here kitchen over looking the Mediterranean and tells some story about how her grandfather made a movie there in the 70s. 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Lately, she seems have gotten kinda grossly skinny.  Doesn't seem to affect her fun bags, but she could eat a sammich or two.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, rockaction said:

I know, man. Most people aren't. I'm just saying there are other shows other than bad cooking ones to get some eye candy.

But power away! My tastes in that which is palatable to what when regarding television must just be different. Carry on the love fest. Giada ain't all bad. 

I like pasta, I like attractive women, I like views of the Amalfi Coast. 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

Lately, she seems have gotten kinda grossly skinny.  Doesn't seem to affect her fun bags, but she could eat a sammich or two.

Can't trust a skinny cook.

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, rockaction said:

This woman really stokes the fire? SRSLY YOU GUYS ARE PWRBTM OLD. 

i can see why guys like her & why guys might not. she's an eye catcher but i always get the feeling that she's as conscious of her cleavage as you are & that's weird

1 hour ago, supermike80 said:

Lately, she seems have gotten kinda grossly skinny.  Doesn't seem to affect her fun bags, but she could eat a sammich or two.

she almost fitty. they gotta do that to avoid the cheese. broke my heart when Jennifer Connelly decided to be unround

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Ilov80s said:

And I’ve been to her place in Vegas. It’s quite good. She’s ultimately selling a lifestyle and a story as much as her food. I no have issue tuning into her for 15 minutes while she cooks scallops from here kitchen over looking the Mediterranean and tells some story about how her grandfather made a movie there in the 70s. 

Nor I, on a grand scale. But this is about her looks, really. And back to the bolded, it's funny how tastes diverge. I like the food shows with the close-ups of the food, hushed voices, and the meticulous professional chef worried about proper preparation. I also happen to...no kidding...like shows that take you to out of the way places whereupon you meet new people, have new experiences, etc. I guess I get Giada and will leave this thread so that her admirers may consomme away, but I just don't feel her style, really. Never did. 

Edited by rockaction

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Leroy Hoard said:

Can't trust a skinny cook.

said the overweight celebutante.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
10 minutes ago, wikkidpissah said:

 

she almost fitty. they gotta do that to avoid the cheese. broke my heart when Jennifer Connelly decided to be unround

JLo hasn't unrounded .... neither has Hurley or Hayak or Welch or Loren or ...

if only there were a thread :shrug:

  • Thanks 1
  • Laughing 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
13 minutes ago, rockaction said:

Nor I, on a grand scale. But this is about her looks, really. And back to the bolded, it's funny how tastes diverge. I like the food shows with the close-ups of the food, hushed voices, and the meticulous professional chef worried about proper preparation. I also happen to...no kidding...like shows that take you to out of the way places whereupon you meet new people, have new experiences, etc. I guess I get Giada and will leave this thread so that her admirers may consomme away, but I just don't feel her style, really. Never did. 

TBH, I also liked the two hefty English women and their cooking show. But I understand you, GB.

  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Tom Servo said:

Spoiler: I'm not watching her show for the cooking. :coffee:

 

And @rockaction isn’t watching Mario Batali for the cooking either. 

  • Laughing 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 minutes ago, Dickies said:

And @rockaction isn’t watching Mario Batali for the cooking either. 

better cleavage...

 

 

ETA: cleaverage?

Edited by wikkidpissah
  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
16 minutes ago, Dickies said:

And @rockaction isn’t watching Mario Batali for the cooking either. 

There's my bear! I lubbbb

Seriously, though, in "Heat" a New Journalism work by Bill Buford about his days as a line cook with Batali, there's an interlude where they're at a New York Giants fan and some guy exclaims, seeing Batali, crocs and all, "Look at the [sonofagun]; how can you not want to eat just lookin' at 'im"

  • Like 1
  • Laughing 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, rockaction said:

 

 seeing Batali, crocs and all

i seriously need to see DNA proof of that ginger schlub's EYE-TAHHL-YIN credentials 🇮🇹

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, otb_lifer said:

i seriously need to see DNA proof of that ginger schlub's EYE-TAHHL-YIN credentials 🇮🇹

I think those of us even descended from Sicily need an American authenticity argument once we get the sunburning skin. I'm right in that category. I never call myself Italian and I am full blown on one side.  

Well, at least there's one side I'm...

Edited by rockaction

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 minutes ago, rockaction said:

I think those of us even descended from Sicily need an American authenticity argument once we get the sunburning skin. I'm right in that category. I never call myself Italian and I am full blown on one side.  

Well, at least there's one side I'm...

it's like the Frank Mojo discussed in the Eephus thread bypassed Batali altogether and landed in Mario Cantone 🍝

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.