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Someone please unpack the Otis Nixon reference... is he going to make a game saving catch?

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Someone please unpack the Otis Nixon reference... is he going to make a game saving catch?

Go :e:lsewhere. Edited by Dr. Awesome

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This thread is about to turn epic.

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Someone please unpack the Otis Nixon reference... is he going to make a game saving catch?

Hopefully he isn't going to catch anything. :unsure:

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Someone please unpack the Otis Nixon reference... is he going to make a game saving catch?

Hopefully he isn't going to catch anything. :unsure:
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Someone please unpack the Otis Nixon reference... is he going to make a game saving catch?

Hopefully he isn't going to catch anything. :unsure:
Isn't going to? He might already have.

Get your test results yet 16?

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Have a 1500 appointment with Susan.

I called several providers until I finally got one to (a) answer the phone or (b) can see me at 1500 or 1600 (have to go to Crossfit)!

I called and since this is my first time calling didn't know what to expect.

Asian man: Harro? Harro?

Me: I'd like to see Susan.

Asian man: 3 ok?

Me: Yes.

Asian man: I text you address.

Me: Ok.

Asian man: What race you?

Me: Ughh... white and filipino.

Asian man: Ok. Good. Bye.

So on my way from the East Bay to San Jose. Have the address in mapquest. Scared and excited at the same time. Unloaded a clip this morning so we'll see how it goes.

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Wait a second. Did No. 16 just make an appointment with an escort? Where the hell did this plot arc come from? I check this thread a couple of times a day and this seems to be popping in out of the blue.

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Have a 1500 appointment with Susan. I called several providers until I finally got one to (a) answer the phone or (b) can see me at 1500 or 1600 (have to go to Crossfit)!I called and since this is my first time calling didn't know what to expect.Asian man: Harro? Harro?Me: I'd like to see Susan.Asian man: 3 ok?Me: Yes.Asian man: I text you address.Me: Ok.Asian man: What race you?Me: Ughh... white and filipino.Asian man: Ok. Good. Bye.So on my way from the East Bay to San Jose. Have the address in mapquest. Scared and excited at the same time. Unloaded a clip this morning so we'll see how it goes.

:excited: :excited: :mellow: :mellow: :banned: :banned: :cry::cry:

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Penny pics or it didn't happen. I'm sure most participants here will chip in to cover whatever extra that costs.

Edited by gianmarco

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Wait a second. Did No. 16 just make an appointment with an escort? Where the hell did this plot arc come from? I check this thread a couple of times a day and this seems to be popping in out of the blue.

I'm guessing this is the Otis Nixon reference and it's a happy ending massage.

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Forget where it was, but I went to a massage parlor in SF. It was right in the city. Easy, no appointment needed. I got to pick my masseuse, from 10 different asianed girls. . 50 for 1/2 hour, 100 full hour.

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So I reached the place. My uneasiness is lessened a bit because it is in some swanky condo complex. I drove around the neighborhood look for SWAT, but all I see are a bunch of Mexican gardeners tending to the complex and a Comcast truck. No unmarked vans, so I think I'm safe from law enforcement. Now they could be SWAT undercover but most of these guys look like they should be bus boys or cooks at a Chinese restuarant.

I'm 30 minutes early for my appointment so I'm parked in front of a near by Subway. Gonna pee real quick.

!! Just got a text from Asian guy: "She finish early. Call me when you are here Rian".

Looks like I can start a little before 1500. Still gonna take my time and show up on time. Give her time to clean up and reenergize for me.

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Answering some questions before I go:

- Yes this came out of no where. Well been thinking about it for a few days now. With my DL about to be suspended figured it was do or die to get some guaranteed.

- No only drove 20 minutes if that.

- $200 for full service.

- Will try for a pic. Maybe. Pic of her bathroom or something? Only going to enter with my clothes, donation, and .16 cents.

Holy crap. Wish me luck.

Edited by No. 16

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WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN HERE!??!!?!?!?!?!?! THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!

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Clarify "full service."

TIA.

ETA:

:lmao:... at "reenergize" for you.

Edited by Ray Karpis

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about time this thread got interesting.

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Well see exactly what Full Service entails shortly.

I'm parked a few streets away from the building. Need to call the PO. I feeling nerves. My hands are shaking a bit as I type this text. Pretty crazy.

Will report back shortly.

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Let's be honest....who saw this coming?

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After a DUI and a hooker, hope you know you'll have to start snorting blow off butt-cheeks and doing porn after this to keep the FFA's attention. And I hope you know you no longer have a choice.

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Be careful, you're bound to get this thread shut down.

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Got out of my car and called dude. He will text me back with aparment number when she is ready. Back waiting in my car. It's starting to rain now.

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Be careful, you're bound to get this thread shut down.

Will report back at :e:!Text receieved! See you guys an hour.

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Holding spot

Edited by boots11234

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Be careful, you're bound to get this thread shut down.

Will report back at :e:!

Text receieved! See you guys an hour.

What's this? :kicksrock:

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Be careful, you're bound to get this thread shut down.

Will report back at :e:!

Text receieved! See you guys an hour.

What's this? :kicksrock:
secret hideout

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Haven't checked this thread in a little bit bit :lmao: did I pick an awesome day to catch up

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How did he decide on Susan?

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Be careful, you're bound to get this thread shut down.

Will report back at :e:!

Text receieved! See you guys an hour.

What's this? :kicksrock:
secret hideout
:(

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Got out of my car and called dude. He will text me back with aparment number when she is ready. Back waiting in my car. It's starting to rain now.

That's God crying over your sinful ways.

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Got out of my car and called dude. He will text me back with aparment number when she is ready. Back waiting in my car. It's starting to rain now.

Hope you brought a rain coat. :thumbup:

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Most epic FFA exit since Jayrod

If this thread has been the real 16 all along he will probably text his ex before he posts what happened in here. Edited by Scarpaggio

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