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He’s met with no one. He hasn’t applied. The update was that there is no update.knowledge dropper said:So is he meeting with Cleveland front office before applying for reinstatement?
He’s met with no one. He hasn’t applied. The update was that there is no update.knowledge dropper said:So is he meeting with Cleveland front office before applying for reinstatement?
I have on good authority (my dead Grandmother's ghost's 4th stray cat's third mouse heard it from a guy who works in Goodell's private bathroom) that if he applies, he'll be reinstated and immediately signed by either GB or NE. Rodgers and Brady have both already agreed to send him 74% of their passes his way. Estimations on his fantasy production (very likely to start this week) are 139 yards/game and 1.9 Td/game. Giving JG 1668 yards and 22 Td's on the year, winning him the comeback player,of the year,NFL MVP honors, and single handedly winning you your fake football championship.That was totally my impression as well. Specifically their coach, who went above & beyond and out of his way to go to bat with the league for him to get him reinstated last time.
which uh, didn’t work out so good.![]()
In my experience, people who put their reputations on the line for other people 1. Don’t enjoy egg on their faces, 2. Don’t often do it twice.
Pretty sure you’ve underestimated his production by (at least) 30%.I have on good authority (my dead Grandmother's ghost's 4th stray cat's third mouse heard it from a guy who works in Goodell's private bathroom) that if he applies, he'll be reinstated and immediately signed by either GB or NE. Rodgers and Brady have both already agreed to send him 74% of their passes his way. Estimations on his fantasy production (very likely to start this week) are 139 yards/game and 1.9 Td/game. Giving JG 1668 yards and 22 Td's on the year, winning him the comeback player,of the year,NFL MVP honors, and single handedly winning you your fake football championship.
It's likely, I suck at math.Pretty sure you’ve underestimated his production by (at least) 30%.
That's my fear as well. My league is constantly laughing at me because I've churned JG three times already this young season. And nobody else is interested. But you know the fourth time I drop him, he'll then become active and I'll lose him in waivers...I think it's time to give up Josh Gordon for the year. I gave it two weeks, I'm done. No news is bad news. But just my luck, he'll get reinstated next week and then the following week he'll go 7 catches for 120 yards and 2 TDs
+1That's my fear as well. My league is constantly laughing at me because I've churned JG three times already this young season. And nobody else is interested. But you know the fourth time I drop him, he'll then become active and I'll lose him in waivers...
So relatively similar to the numbers of a guy like fuller who you could have had?I think it's time to give up Josh Gordon for the year. I gave it two weeks, I'm done. No news is bad news. But just my luck, he'll get reinstated next week and then the following week he'll go 7 catches for 120 yards and 2 TDs
There is ZERO chance he gets reinstated, and then plays a week later, let alone gets 7/120/2I think it's time to give up Josh Gordon for the year. I gave it two weeks, I'm done. No news is bad news. But just my luck, he'll get reinstated next week and then the following week he'll go 7 catches for 120 yards and 2 TDs
Blackmon gave up on life.I've been thinking about pairing him with Blackmon. Championship.
I agree 7/120/2 does seem lowThere is ZERO chance he gets reinstated, and then plays a week later, let alone gets 7/120/2
I was being facetious. But knowing my luck in fantasy, when I drop a guy......for example I just dropped Mike Wallace....and then he goes off for 130 plus yards. See, it happens! HA!There is ZERO chance he gets reinstated, and then plays a week later, let alone gets 7/120/2
Well it does help that Wallace can actually play in a gameI was being facetious. But knowing my luck in fantasy, when I drop a guy......for example I just dropped Mike Wallace....and then he goes off for 130 plus yards. See, it happens! HA!
Are you saying because that time was 2013?This is not the time to give up on him, imo.
Link to him in peak physical condition?Blackmon gave up on life.
Gordon has gone thru the ringer, completed rehab, and is in peak physical shape.
That's an offensive comparison.
Although I've moved on from the 2017 Gordon train, he is currently rockin' a 6 pack ( and though the joke is sitting on a tee for me here, I'm actually speaking in terms of physiqueLink to him in peak physical condition?
I know people who’ve been to rehab. There were no reports of luxurious (or any) gym facilities, but I concede that Gordon may have access to better rehab facilities than people in my circle.![]()
No. He just got his order of Lucky Dog Hot Sauce and can't get enough like the rest of usSo his snap chat or instagram or whatever the kids use these days said "Sauce intermission".
Isn't "sauce" slang for alcohol? So he is on a break from alcohol? Or he's kicking back with a bottle of Jack taking a little break from every day life?
I mean the guy just got out of rehab last week. Presumably he got out because he demonstrated a desire to change and the will power to fight his inner demons. Is it possible that he relapsed just a few days after and that's why he isn't reapplying? Never know with this knucklehead.
You know that really really hurts! BYE!Well it does help that Wallace can actually play in a game
I'll leave it vague so I get credit either way.Are you saying because that time was 2013?
Correct, the right time was years ago.This is not the time to give up on him, imo.
All fires start with a flicker.Flame is flickering.... The only remaining question is if Otis is as good at being Soulfly as Soulfly is.
I love it but you can't keep that avatar brother. Faust is just too important to us to add any level of confusion. Some of us automatically open threads when we see that red devil thing on the front page (I'm certain you are aware of that). Maybe go with something less important to us like, say, FBG Joe?All fires start with a flicker.
I love it but you can't keep that avatar brother. Faust is just too important to us to add any level of confusion. Some of us automatically open threads when we see that red devil thing on the front page (I'm certain you are aware of that). Maybe go with something less important to us like, say, FBG Joe?
It was, IMO, a brilliant play with perfect timing. A real inspiration and I'm glad you did it. I figured you were going to make it short lived but felt the need to make sure it was a one off.I'll change it tomorrow. Just a short little joke for this thread. I've purposely stayed out of the other threads I normally post in the SP today. I was very tempted to post in the Hyde thread though.
I would trade for him but he's not rostered in any of my leagues.Now is the time to trade for him, while his owners are disheartened. Get him for a song. Thank me later.
Man, that's much worse that I was thinking it was....but it doesn't surprise me. Wonder if Baylor will get any heat for that.