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North Korea thread: UPDATE: President Trump steps into North Korea

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35 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

"Hey, he's the head of a country, and he's the strong head -- he speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same."

DJTPOTUS.

That was quite the press conference looking back. 

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57 minutes ago, Plorfu said:

Stuff like this has to be really annoying for the official portrait painters: 

Hey you know how I told you to remove that dude from the painting where he’s standing next to Dear Leader? Yeah. You did it already? Well it’s premature. Paint him back in. For now. 

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2 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Ok this is totally believable given Kim but I think we have to do better than the UK Daily Star as a source.

I agree which is why I added “reportedly.” But I did think it worth posting. 

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1 minute ago, timschochet said:
4 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Ok this is totally believable given Kim but I think we have to do better than the UK Daily Star as a source.

I agree which is why I added “reportedly.” But I did think it worth posting. 

Piranhas are mostly scavengers. They would not have been able to kill a human although I suppose it's possible that they could have eaten the flesh from an already dead body.

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3 minutes ago, [scooter] said:

Piranhas are mostly scavengers. They would not have been able to kill a human although I suppose it's possible that they could have eaten the flesh from an already dead body.

Per the article they knifed him before hand so that he was bleeding and drowning- apparently Kim got the idea from an old James Bond movie. 

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23 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Ok this is totally believable given Kim but I think we have to do better than the UK Daily Star as a source.

Also, haven't we been here before, only to see the supposedly dead people on DPRK TV?

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1 minute ago, msommer said:

Also, haven't we been here before, only to see the supposedly dead people on DPRK TV?

Yeah I’m still wondering about that one. Let’s see him show up at the next negotiating session.

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Did they have any #######' laser beams?

Eta: so, we're censoring the fake bad word now?

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1 minute ago, Opie said:

Wake me up when the MSM reports that he's using sharks with lasers.

The Mirror is owned by the same man who runs Fox, fyi.

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7 hours ago, [scooter] said:

Piranhas are mostly scavengers. They would not have been able to kill a human although I suppose it's possible that they could have eaten the flesh from an already dead body.

Hundreds of fully  grown piranhas (20-30cms) could easily kill a human.  In minutes.  The blood would almost certainly trigger an attack. 

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13 hours ago, zoonation said:

Hundreds of fully  grown piranhas (20-30cms) could easily kill a human.  In minutes.  The blood would almost certainly trigger an attack. 

They would have to be starved first. 

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Good god, he's embarrassing.

#BREAKING Trump says he received a 'beautiful letter' from North Korea's Kim

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24 minutes ago, Bucky86 said:

Good god, he's embarrassing.

#BREAKING Trump says he received a 'beautiful letter' from North Korea's Kim

Picturing Susan (Costanza’s GF) reading John Cheever’s letter

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18 minutes ago, Bucky86 said:

Wait...what?

 

Trump pledges to Kim Jong Un that he won't allow the CIA to spy on him, expresses regret that CIA had relationship with Kim's brother who Kim had murdered in Malaysia

(link: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump-pledges-no-spying-on-north-korea)

Trump Tower in Pyongyang coming soon!

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27 minutes ago, Bucky86 said:

Wait...what?

 

Trump pledges to Kim Jong Un that he won't allow the CIA to spy on him, expresses regret that CIA had relationship with Kim's brother who Kim had murdered in Malaysia

(link: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump-pledges-no-spying-on-north-korea)

There's a word for this but I don't want another TO.

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Just now, Sheriff Bart said:

There's a word for this but I don't want another TO.

Does it rhyme with "reason"?

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29 minutes ago, Bucky86 said:

Wait...what?

 

Trump pledges to Kim Jong Un that he won't allow the CIA to spy on him, expresses regret that CIA had relationship with Kim's brother who Kim had murdered in Malaysia

(link: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump-pledges-no-spying-on-north-korea)

Perhaps he can get asylum there in 2021

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Just now, msommer said:

Does it rhyme with "reason"?

It could.

Constantly kissing up to America's fiercest enemies while simultaneously violating the Constitution multiple times.   I'm not sure which mod considers that trolling but okay, got me.

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On 6/10/2019 at 10:12 AM, Sheriff Bart said:

They would have to be starved first. 

True. 

Ive been bitten by a piranha.  Bet I’m the only one in the forum. 

The manifestation of stupidity knows no bounds.  

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41 minutes ago, zoonation said:

True. 

Ive been bitten by a piranha.  Bet I’m the only one in the forum. 

The manifestation of stupidity knows no bounds.  

Nope, I too have been bitten by a piranha. :lmao:  100% true

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Glad that's all cleared up.

Trump on his comments suggesting he would never spy on North Korea: "It's not what I meant, it's what I said."

12:48 PM · Jun 12, 2019 · TweetDeck

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2 minutes ago, Bucky86 said:

Glad that's all cleared up.

Trump on his comments suggesting he would never spy on North Korea: "It's not what I meant, it's what I said."

12:48 PM · Jun 12, 2019 · TweetDeck

So we can't trust what he says? Glad he finally admits it!

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38 minutes ago, Hot Diggity Dog said:

My sister once bit me.

Who bit the moose then?

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#BREAKING 'Suspected explosion' near China-North Korea border causes small quake: authorities

 

:blackdot: These are sometimes nuke tests, right?

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On 6/9/2019 at 2:21 PM, [scooter] said:

Piranhas are mostly scavengers. They would not have been able to kill a human although I suppose it's possible that they could have eaten the flesh from an already dead body.

Yeah, that story seems pretty fishy.

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2 hours ago, IvanKaramazov said:

Yeah, that story seems pretty fishy.

Don't take the bait...

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2 hours ago, IvanKaramazov said:

Yeah, that story seems pretty fishy.

 

9 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

Don't take the bait...

I'm hooked.

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8 hours ago, Bucky86 said:

#BREAKING 'Suspected explosion' near China-North Korea border causes small quake: authorities

 

:blackdot: These are sometimes nuke tests, right?

Crushing rocks. Nothing to see, move along.

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51 minutes ago, BobbyLayne said:

Crushing rocks. Nothing to see, move along.

“Rocks” doesn’t sound like a Korean name. 

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The Beta is tweeting to Kim asking for a date at the DMZ.

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The date is happening now. An impromptu meeting with the leader of NK.

For the first time ever an American president crossed into NK territory, and shook hands with KJU.

The meeting itself is on the SK side where the three (incl SK pres) are having talks.

Surely more to follow about this blossoming love affair

Opinion of the article's writer ( from link above)

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Many people are looking at these pictures today and not believing their eyes, including myself.

As amazing as this moment is, it is worth pointing out we still have no working level talks between the two countries, there seems to be no desire to look into the details of a denuclearisation deal.

North Korea still has nuclear weapons, is there any way they will give them up?

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Oh great.

Apparently Trump has invited KJU to the WH

What could possibly go wrong?

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2 hours ago, msommer said:

The date is happening now. An impromptu meeting with the leader of NK.

For the first time ever an American president crossed into NK territory, and shook hands with KJU.

The meeting itself is on the SK side where the three (incl SK pres) are having talks.

Surely more to follow about this blossoming love affair

Opinion of the article's writer ( from link above)

And all I got was this T-shirt!

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2 hours ago, msommer said:

Oh great.

Apparently Trump has invited KJU to the WH

What could possibly go wrong?

Slow down fella. Don’t invite them to meet the family this soon! 

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I'm trying to imagine the outrage from the conservative media machine if Obama went to North Korea to shake hands with a murderous dictator.

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