Pre-Draft outlook: My birthday is on Monday, May 1st. The greatest birthday present I could hope for is that Kirk Cousins is still here when the Draft is over. If he is, I reserve the right to re-evaluate this entire write-up. For now, please don't hate me too much. It isn't pretty.
Week 1: vs Eagles - if there's ever a game you're guaranteed to have a majority home crowd at FedEx, it's the Home Opener. The Eagles fan base LOVES to head south down I-95 to infest FedEx, and there have been games in recent history where it sure seemed like there were as many, if not more Eagles fans in the crowd than Redskins fans. Well, #### the Eagles, say I...If Cousins is our QB come September 10, I think we're going to be the more 'ready' Team in Week 1 to perform up to expectations than the Birds. I think he'll be here. Win with Cousins. Without Cousins, toss-up.
Week 2: @ Rams - Hello, Sean McVay! The Rams have a lot of work to do, but they have a solid D, McVay will be committed to getting production from Gurley, and who knows Cousins better than his former OC. We'll have to rely on our D getting to Goff, and at this point in time, I'm not sure we're disruptive enough. Early on, before they know exactly what they are, I think one thing for sure: Rams will play intense at home, and this is their 2nd in a row at home after opening vs Colts, while we travel. In what's going to be a repetitive theme, I find it hard to believe we match up well right now with teams who run the ball effectively and play tough D. No matter who plays QB, this is a toss-up.
Week 3: vs Raiders (Sunday Night Football) - Prime-time matchup against one the AFC's stronger Teams. At least it's here, but much of the West traveling East advantage is lost by the game being at night, and Raiders play home vs Jets in Week 2, so they'll have a normal prep schedule. Unfortunately, even with Cousins, I see this as a toss-up.
Week 4: @ Chiefs (Monday Night Football) - well, at least we play at home the week prior, even if it is SNF, so the prep schedule isn't affected. Chiefs are @ Chargers the week prior, so while the extra day helps, it helps both teams. Once again, I see the Chiefs as one of the AFC's better teams, and winning on the road is tough, and that's a legitimately tough home atmosphere. They play the Eagles in Week 2, so the game film they will break down for that game will be our Week 1 game vs Philly, so they'll be scouting us ahead of time. Really tough game. Going to have to predict a loss here, regardless of who's playing QB.
Week 5: Bye - geez, for a non-playoff Team, this is a brutal start to the schedule. I usually prefer a mid-Season bye, but we may need this early one to regroup. Even a healthy Cousins-led Team is hard to project as anything better than 2-2, IMHO.
Week 6: vs 49'ers - Hello, Kyle Shanahan and Pierre Garcon! Hello Kirk Cousins? Finally, we get a break, and even it has a caveat. Home game coming off the bye, 1PM East Coast game vs a West Coast team, and this will be the 49'ers 3rd straight road game (Cardinals, Colts, Redskins), and given that progression, they probably won't be going home between games. That's a brutal stretch for any Team, and the 9'ers are a project. By Week 6, they'll have also hosted the Panthers for their Season-opener, and played @ Seahawks and vs Rams. Morale may be pretty low by the time we get them here in a good spot. Let's get the post-bye schedule off to a good start with a W. As long as Kirk is playing this game wearing the Burgundy and Gold. I don't even want to think about the alternative.
Week 7: @ Eagles (Monday Night Football) - extra day to prepare for a short trip up I-95, coming off what hopes to be a morale-boosting win, countered by an Eagles team who's had 11 days to rest and prepare for this game after @ Panthers on Thursday, October 12. Interesting for the Eagles: short trip to Carolina, 11 days rest, followed by 3 straight home games (Redskins, 49'ers, Broncos), followed by their Bye Week. They'll need every bit of that cushion for a brutal 7-game stretch run with only 1 game (vs Bears) that looks like a W. Here we go again: with Cousins, I think we take this. Without, toss-up.
Week 8: vs Cowboys - short road trip helps short prep week helps some, and I think we'll have some momentum. Cowboys off in Week 6, but travel to SF before trekking all the way across the country for 2nd straight road contest. Still, this is a toss-up at best, the way I see it. Boys are absolutely legit, and always seem to find a way to break our hearts.
Week 9: @ Seahawks - does anyone else look at our recent schedules and feel like the Seahawks are in our Division? Seems like we play them every Season. Never fun to play them in Seattle, and they'll have hosted, and likely toasted, the Texans the week prior. If we're a middle-of-the-pack Team through 7 games, they might look past us with a Thursday night Divisional matchup @ Cardinals looming, but Pete Carroll/Russell Wilson and that defense aren't that team, and it sure seems like they have our number. Hard to see us winning this one, even with Kirk at the helm.
Week 10: vs Vikings - Vikings coming off their Bye Week, and will have played 5 of their previous 8 games at home - they may look a little better than they really are, As with every game so far, without Cousins, I project almost every game as a toss-up or loss. With Cousins, we get it done at home.
Week 11: @ Saints - the NFL has fully evolved into a passing League, and playing on the road vs one of the NFL's best QB's and a ferocious home crowd, I just don't see it, even with the Saints traveling from Buffalo the week prior. With Kirk, it could be one helluva shootout, though. Great game to watch, regardless of outcome - might come down to last team with ball wins with a total in the 60's.
Week 12: vs Giants - We finally host a Thanksgiving Day (well, night) game, and we draw a short week vs a tough Divisional opponent taking a short trip down I-95 off a home game vs Chiefs. Short week for Giants, too, yes, but they'll be more rested than we are. At least we'll get Josh Norman vs OBJr. for our viewing pleasure, which should help the tryptophan hangover. Thanksgiving is hands-down the best food holiday on the calendar. Tough for me to predict a bad case of indigestion, but alas, I must, as I don't see the Giants regressing.
Week 13: @ Cowboys (Thursday Night Football) - Hey now, NFL! While the Thanksgiving Day Teams usually get the 'bonus' of an 11-day rest the NFL chooses to 'bone us' by sending us on the road for a prime-time Thursday Night game at Dallas. That's right: @ Saints, vs Giants (SNF), @ Cowboys is a 3 game stretch in 11 days. Sure Dallas plays on Thanksgiving as well, but they do so every year, at home, and have their prep schedule down to a science. Cowboys also play 3 in 11, but all at home and Eagles, Chargers, Redskins isn't nearly as tough as the row we're hoe-ing. This is a really ####ty spot for the Redskins, and it's I think it's going to take nothing short of a miracle to come out of this one with a W.
Week 14: @ Chargers - nothing like an extended road trip, and thanks to November having only 30 days, we get shafted out of an extra day of rest! Nice. Another potential track meet, at least, so at least we're in for some fireworks, if we can generate enough gas in the tank. Chargers have a shorter week, but it's a normal one, and they'll be coming off a home tilt vs the Browns, which might well be as competitive as a preseason game, so they'll be ready to rumble. Well, at least we finally got that long-awaited Thanksgiving Day (night) game!
Week 15: vs Cardinals - Back to the friendly confines of FedEx Field, where we last saw the 'skins host the G-Men on Thanksgiving Day (night). For some reason, I think our fan base is going to be 'in a mood', and quite likely not a good one. Well, we get a West Coast team traveling east for a 1pm game...but not so fast, my friends! Cards will be coming off a 3 game home stretch featuring the Jaguars, Rams and Titans - not exactly a Murderer's Row. The one thing we potentially have going for us is that IMHO, the Cardinals are a feast-or-famine Team in 2017, depending on Carson Palmer. If he's done, this is likely an ugly game between 2 teams looking up from the bottom, especially if we're sans Cousins. Unfortunately, I think this is his Swan Song, and he goes out on a high note, helped by a vicious David Johnson-led running game and a scary D. Lots of variables here to predict anything better than a toss-up.
Week 16: vs Broncos - while we've played our share of Teams who enjoy 3-game home stretches, the NFL has blessed us with our first back-to-back home stretch in Weeks 15-16, and we draw the Cardinals and Broncos. Denver comes our way via Indianapolis, but that's a Thursday-nighter, so they'll enjoy some extra rest and probably won't go home, which mitigates the 1pm start. Until I see different, I'm just not sure our Team, as it's currently constructed, can compete with teams who can run the ball well and have a strong defense, so it's tough for me to see a positive outcome here. Kirk's presence would make me call this a toss-up.
Week 17: @ Giants - New Year's Eve (Day) in the Big Apple. Where else would you want to be on New Year's Eve? Unless you're the Redskins, I'm afraid. Talk about a raucous home crowd, with the Giants probably playing for a post-Season berth, and the Redskins playing out the string as the 2017 Season and calendar year end on the same day. With Cousins, maybe we have some post-season aspirations as well, but I think that's the height of optimism, and by nature I'm not an optimist.
Well, 5 'prime-time' games. I'm going to enjoy them because I'm not sure we're going to have many in 2018.
I've predicted quite a few toss-ups. I hope I'm not tossing up my cookies on several Sundays, but I predict I probably will be.
7th toughest Schedule with 8 games vs +.500 Teams from 2016, and 7 games vs 2016 Playoff Teams. Wow. Some way for Jay Gruden to enter the first year of the 1st Coach contract extension ever handed out by Dan Snyder. I hope he doesn't regret it and it winds up predicating his decision making process going forward. After this first run-through, I think it's entirely possible that Jay could get fired if Kirk is on the Team, and we're mired in mediocrity. Strange that with Kirk, we also have our best chance to come out of this with a shot at extra games, but even with him, it looks to me like the deck is stacked against us. It seems like there are just too many opponents who can run and play D. So, ironically, it's possible that Gruden's best chance to keep his job is if Cousins is playing elsewhere, yet Kirk is Jay's guy. Paradox. I like Jay. I like Kirk more. I hope he's here this Season, regardless of an extension, and I hope like hell we make some massive improvements on defense between now and September, and I'm singing a happier tune around Christmas. 9-7, 8-8, 7-9 again? Or downright ugly? IMHO...a toss-up.