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Just now, belljr said:

I'm honestly confused.  

I feel like you are fishing, but I will fall for it once.

Her name is Stacy, no E. My name is Stacy as well without the E.

Women hate it when he have a unique spelling to a name and it is misspelled constantly, this one is especially annoying to me personally because it is my name.

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36 minutes ago, ChiefD said:

Must be having whiskerbiscuits and gravy for breakfast.

There's no such thing as whiskerbiscuits anymore.

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4 minutes ago, msudaisy26 said:

Her name is Stacy, no E. My name is Stacy as well without the E.

I thought your name was Daisey?  

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9 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

I could never....  If it had been an epic failure, I probably would've just made something up. But it wasn't. :brush: update coming.... 

I remember that one time a long time ago when pantherguy said this was impossible for a beta such as yourself.

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2 minutes ago, Dinsy Ejotuz said:

I thought your name was Daisey?  

:wall:, but kind of funny.

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6 minutes ago, msudaisy26 said:

I feel like you are fishing, but I will fall for it once.

Her name is Stacy, no E. My name is Stacy as well without the E.

Women hate it when he have a unique spelling to a name and it is misspelled constantly, this one is especially annoying to me personally because it is my name.

My name is phareid. Pronounced as "Fred". You all are on notice

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I'm at the airport terminal waiting to board and I've got my #### in one hand and the phone in the other. This better be good

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Get your baseball clichés ready..

 

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26 minutes ago, msudaisy26 said:

I feel like you are fishing, but I will fall for it once.

Her name is Stacy, no E. My name is Stacy as well without the E.

Women hate it when he have a unique spelling to a name and it is misspelled constantly, this one is especially annoying to me personally because it is my name.

Well since Stacey is not her real name does it matter.  Maybe the EY people are annoyed at you non-ey ers!!!!

Seems something really weird to get upset about :shrug:

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I'm dressed and ready and still not quite sure where I'm going at that point, when I get a text from Stacy: Room 209. :chills:

With it being 5PM on a week day, I thought about calling the sheriff's office for a police escort, but decided they might not go for that unless I directed them to this thread first, but in the interest of keeping some of you delinquents out of the clink (looking at you, EG), I decided to navigate the perilous traffic on my own. I was able to do so without issue or major delay, and soon I'm out on the open highway towards Cougartown.

I walk down the hallway towards the promised land and think about leaving an apology note on rooms 207 and 211, but that would be too much of a delay. I knock on the door and Stacy greets me. We exchange hellos and I give her a hug (:wub:)  and set my bag down. We sit on the foot of the bed and I pull her close to me and give her a slow, deliberate kiss. That goes on for a minute or so and he phone starts to ring. It's her son. :wall:  He's just chitchatting with her (no emergency or anything thank goodness), and she listens for a bit and says "I'm out, so let's talk tomorrow" and gets off the phone, shaking her head.  We start kissing again and a couple of minutes into it, she says "we should probably go to dinner."  I cant my head to the side a little bit and ask why. She whispers in my ear "because if we keep going right now, I'm not leaving this room tonight." :chills:  I give an evil grin ( :hifive: ) and say, "you're probably right and I'm starving, so let's do that."

I picked a local brewery and handmade pizza place that's not too far down the road and we head out. We enjoyed a couple of locally brewed Irish Red Ales while waiting on our pizza to arrive. The pizza gets there and we both have a slice, then she says that's all she wanted and watches with amusement as I devour the rest of it, while telling her about my "No pizza left behind" policy. :grad:    We had some great conversation during this time. About Kate and her crew, family matters, dating, food, and music, to name a few topics, and we seem to have a good bit in common. We finish off our beverages and I pay the ticket and we head out. 

We get back to 209 and she grabs some comfortable clothes out of her bag and heads to the restroom. I take off my button-up and stretch out on the bed. She emerges a few moments later and joins me. She has changed into a cotton pajama top with matching boy shorts. She grabs my white t-shirt by the chest area and pulls me over to her and sticks her tongue into my throat. I reciprocate and it doesn't take long until I am at full attention and our pelvises are grinding into each other. She pulls my t-shirt up and over my head and I grab it and fling it onto the floor. She looks at the shirtless colonel and bites her lip and says "Nice body." :bowtie:   We make out some more and I start kissing her neck and she is arching her back in enjoyment. I grab her pajama top and pull it up over her head and onto the floor. I look her in the eyes, biting my lip a little bit (mocking her from minutes earlier) and say "nice body." She smiles and giggles a little bit. We kiss a little more and I grab the waistband of her shorts and slide them over her hips and down her legs. She grabs the back of my head and says very directly "take the rest of your #### off."  :eek:  Who am I to argue with a direct order? So I comply...... 

 

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34 minutes ago, msudaisy26 said:

I feel like you are fishing, but I will fall for it once.

Her name is Stacy, no E. My name is Stacy as well without the E.

Women hate it when he have a unique spelling to a name and it is misspelled constantly, this one is especially annoying to me personally because it is my name.

I thought Stacy is the more common spelling

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On 3/2/2018 at 11:53 AM, Evilgrin 72 said:

Hitler reacts to NRJ's "lovemaking"

(NSFW language and make sure you turn subtitles on, it defaults to off for some reason.)

A collaborative effort between Gianmarco and myself.

Congratulations. Your post has been added to the thread index in the OP. :lol::hifive: 

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4 minutes ago, JuniorGong said:

I thought Stacy is the more common spelling

From my personal experience Stacey is more common, and most people I meet at work and stuff that see my named printed out often comment that it is different.

I did forget that he was using fake names, so I said my peace back to your regular show.

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(Will continue ASAP, likely in a few hours. Household and fatherly duties aplenty today, since I did precisely #### yesterday, and kids are hovering nearby. :lol:  )

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45 minutes ago, msudaisy26 said:

I feel like you are fishing, but I will fall for it once.

Her name is Stacy, no E. My name is Stacy as well without the E.

Women hate it when he have a unique spelling to a name and it is misspelled constantly, this one is especially annoying to me personally because it is my name.

Thanks Stacie.

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11 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

I'm dressed and ready and still not quite sure where I'm going at that point, when I get a text from Stacy: Room 209. :chills:

With it being 5PM on a week day, I thought about calling the sheriff's office for a police escort, but decided they might not go for that unless I directed them to this thread first, but in the interest of keeping some of you delinquents out of the clink (looking at you, EG), I decided to navigate the perilous traffic on my own. I was able to do so without issue or major delay, and soon I'm out on the open highway towards Cougartown.

I walk down the hallway towards the promised land and think about leaving an apology note on rooms 207 and 211, but that would be too much of a delay. I knock on the door and Stacy greets me. We exchange hellos and I give her a hug (:wub:)  and set my bag down. We sit on the foot of the bed and I pull her close to me and give her a slow, deliberate kiss. That goes on for a minute or so and he phone starts to ring. It's her son. :wall:  He's just chitchatting with her (no emergency or anything thank goodness), and she listens for a bit and says "I'm out, so let's talk tomorrow" and gets off the phone, shaking her head.  We start kissing again and a couple of minutes into it, she says "we should probably go to dinner."  I cant my head to the side a little bit and ask why. She whispers in my ear "because if we keep going right now, I'm not leaving this room tonight." :chills:  I give an evil grin ( :hifive: ) and say, "you're probably right and I'm starving, so let's do that."

I picked a local brewery and handmade pizza place that's not too far down the road and we head out. We enjoyed a couple of locally brewed Irish Red Ales while waiting on our pizza to arrive. The pizza gets there and we both have a slice, then she says that's all she wanted and watches with amusement as I devour the rest of it, while telling her about my "No pizza left behind" policy. :grad:    We had some great conversation during this time. About Kate and her crew, family matters, dating, food, and music, to name a few topics, and we seem to have a good bit in common. We finish off our beverages and I pay the ticket and we head out. 

We get back to 209 and she grabs some comfortable clothes out of her bag and heads to the restroom. I take off my button-up and stretch out on the bed. She emerges a few moments later and joins me. She has changed into a cotton pajama top with matching boy shorts. She grabs my white t-shirt by the chest area and pulls me over to her and sticks her tongue into my throat. I reciprocate and it doesn't take long until I am at full attention and our pelvises are grinding into each other. She pulls my t-shirt up and over my head and I grab it and fling it onto the floor. She looks at the shirtless colonel and bites her lip and says "Nice body." :bowtie:   We make out some more and I start kissing her neck and she is arching her back in enjoyment. I grab her pajama top and pull it up over her head and onto the floor. I look her in the eyes, biting my lip a little bit (mocking her from minutes earlier) and say "nice body." She smiles and giggles a little bit. We kiss a little more and I grab the waistband of her shorts and slide them over her hips and down her legs. She grabs the back of my head and says very directly "take the rest of your #### off."  :eek:  Who am I to argue with a direct order? So I comply...... 

 

Fantastic. Also :lmao: at leaving an apology note. Laughed aloud there. :thumbup:

Before continuing, can you go back and write the "other fork" story from last weekend? I like shenanigans and think it would be hilarious to leave half the FFA gripping their boners while reading a story about random guy and/or Dave picking his clothes up off the lawn. TIA. 

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Good timing I'm at the end of the ramp and I just finished

Thanks buddy

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Just now, tommyboy said:

Good timing I'm at the end of the ramp and I just finished

Thanks buddy

:lmao: safe travels, GB

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19 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

says very directly "take the rest of your #### off."  :eek:  Who am I to argue with a direct order? So I comply...... 

 

Ok, maybe I'm stupid but I can't figure out what's getting censored here.  None of the traditional naughty words seem to fit the sentence

But again, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box. 

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This plane better ####in have WiFi if you duckers at American airlines mess this up the lady in the seat next to me will be grateful. I've already been warned three times to zip up.  I asked the flight attendant for an old t-shirt and some jergens

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4 minutes ago, James Daulton said:

Ok, maybe I'm stupid but I can't figure out what's getting censored here.  None of the traditional naughty words seem to fit the sentence

But again, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box. 

the vernacular form of feces :lol: 

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2 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

the vernacular form of feces :lol: 

Take the rest of your #### off?  You on that Dentist time with this chick?

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8 minutes ago, tommyboy said:

This plane better ####in have WiFi if you duckers at American airlines mess this up the lady in the seat next to me will be grateful. I've already been warned three times to zip up.  I asked the flight attendant for an old t-shirt and some jergens

tommyboy busted

NSFW language

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That would be a dirty way to say get naked. Don't dick this up people

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4 minutes ago, James Daulton said:

Take the rest of your #### off?  You on that Dentist time with this chick?

:lol: nah, she was just a little excited ;) 

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1 minute ago, baymen said:

tommyboy busted

NSFW language

I like how he's so casual about it. "Hey I'm just reading the NY times over here... Oh what's this? Trump tweeted what? Oh that's right you naughty little slut, that's a good girl. Yes I'd like a coffee and the chorizo croissant please"

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35 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

I'm dressed and ready and still not quite sure where I'm going at that point, when I get a text from Stacy: Room 209. :chills:

With it being 5PM on a week day, I thought about calling the sheriff's office for a police escort, but decided they might not go for that unless I directed them to this thread first, but in the interest of keeping some of you delinquents out of the clink (looking at you, EG), I decided to navigate the perilous traffic on my own. I was able to do so without issue or major delay, and soon I'm out on the open highway towards Cougartown.

I walk down the hallway towards the promised land and think about leaving an apology note on rooms 207 and 211, but that would be too much of a delay. I knock on the door and Stacy greets me. We exchange hellos and I give her a hug (:wub:)  and set my bag down. We sit on the foot of the bed and I pull her close to me and give her a slow, deliberate kiss. That goes on for a minute or so and he phone starts to ring. It's her son. :wall:  He's just chitchatting with her (no emergency or anything thank goodness), and she listens for a bit and says "I'm out, so let's talk tomorrow" and gets off the phone, shaking her head.  We start kissing again and a couple of minutes into it, she says "we should probably go to dinner."  I cant my head to the side a little bit and ask why. She whispers in my ear "because if we keep going right now, I'm not leaving this room tonight." :chills:  I give an evil grin ( :hifive: ) and say, "you're probably right and I'm starving, so let's do that."

I picked a local brewery and handmade pizza place that's not too far down the road and we head out. We enjoyed a couple of locally brewed Irish Red Ales while waiting on our pizza to arrive. The pizza gets there and we both have a slice, then she says that's all she wanted and watches with amusement as I devour the rest of it, while telling her about my "No pizza left behind" policy. :grad:    We had some great conversation during this time. About Kate and her crew, family matters, dating, food, and music, to name a few topics, and we seem to have a good bit in common. We finish off our beverages and I pay the ticket and we head out. 

We get back to 209 and she grabs some comfortable clothes out of her bag and heads to the restroom. I take off my button-up and stretch out on the bed. She emerges a few moments later and joins me. She has changed into a cotton pajama top with matching boy shorts. She grabs my white t-shirt by the chest area and pulls me over to her and sticks her tongue into my throat. I reciprocate and it doesn't take long until I am at full attention and our pelvises are grinding into each other. She pulls my t-shirt up and over my head and I grab it and fling it onto the floor. She looks at the shirtless colonel and bites her lip and says "Nice body." :bowtie:   We make out some more and I start kissing her neck and she is arching her back in enjoyment. I grab her pajama top and pull it up over her head and onto the floor. I look her in the eyes, biting my lip a little bit (mocking her from minutes earlier) and say "nice body." She smiles and giggles a little bit. We kiss a little more and I grab the waistband of her shorts and slide them over her hips and down her legs. She grabs the back of my head and says very directly "take the rest of your #### off."  :eek:  Who am I to argue with a direct order? So I comply...... 

 

Mah man!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Should have told her food is over rated and gotten after it. THEN gone for food and then back for rounds 3 and 4. There was the chance of screwing that up over dinner.  

Nonerheless, very glad for the Colonel that things seem to have worked out

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Based on the pent up behavior of our damsel in this story, I'm pretty sure this was a multi event.  At least that's how I've explained it to the lady in the seat next to me, who's name is Stacey with an e, by sheer coincidence

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Just now, Angry Beavers said:

Should have told her food is over rated and gotten after it. THEN gone for food and then back for rounds 3 and 4. There was the chance of screwing that up over dinner.  

Nonerheless, very glad for the Colonel that things seem to have worked out

Yeah when I got to that part I thought "uh oh here comes the food poisoning" 

 

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"Then we hear a knock on the door. We think it's nothing and ignore it. When suddenly, the door comes busting down. It's random guy. He's got a sharpened pizza cutter in one hand and an elephant tusk in the other. He comes charging towards our direction and swings both of them at me. I dodge out of the way, dive over the bed, whip out my ninja stars, and fling two at him. The first missed, the second was a direct hit right in the ####. I look at Stacy. She's turned on even more after. We leave random guy's body right on the floor where that son of a **** lay, and we continue our shenanigans well into the night....."

 

Something like that, right Colonel?

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Good boy.  Hope you went for seconds, thirds, forths, etc...

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3 hours ago, skillz said:

She’s harvesting his organs as we speak.  

Thanks for the update NRJ, although I am disappointed as I had dibs on the liver.

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49 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

watches with amusement as I devour the rest of it, while telling her about my "No pizza left behind" policy. :grad:  

If I did that she'd have to be on top.  *burp*  :unsure:

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Does anyone else call a bill a ticket?

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9 minutes ago, AcerFC said:

Does anyone else call a bill a ticket?

At a pizza place where they give you a ticket that they wrote the order on, and not a print out like at a restaurant. So yes. 

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10 minutes ago, Enderdog said:

If I did that she'd have to be on top.  *burp*  :unsure:

Not to mention the draft beers... i would be farting like a champ!!

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1 hour ago, James Daulton said:

Ok, maybe I'm stupid but I can't figure out what's getting censored here.  None of the traditional naughty words seem to fit the sentence

But again, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box. 

It’s an anagram of hits. 

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31 minutes ago, AcerFC said:

Does anyone else call a bill a ticket?

This is not a hill you want to die on 

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good job not to chuckle during the initial hug.  That would take some explaining. "What's so funny?" "Oh, just this forum of internet friends that play magic football that are dying for updates on my sex life this weekend.  For some reason, your name is Stacy with no e there. Anyway, wanna get naked?"

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1 hour ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

 We start kissing again and a couple of minutes into it, she says "we should probably go to dinner."  I cant my head to the side a little bit and ask why. She whispers in my ear "because if we keep going right now, I'm not leaving this room tonight." :chills:  I give an evil grin ( :hifive: ) and say, "you're probably right and I'm starving, so let's do that."

This is where you grab the back of her head by the hair, pull it close to you, stare passionately and confidently in her eyes, and whisper..."what's your Grubhub login, baby?".

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7 minutes ago, Skipdog77 said:

This is where you grab the back of her head by the hair, pull it close to you, stare passionately and confidently in her eyes, and whisper..."what's your Grubhub login, baby?".

:lmao: 

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2 hours ago, msudaisy26 said:

Just caught up from a few days ago. First you guys are all crazy. Second, no one is telling you to go away yet Pantherclub, just quit posting, no one likes THAT guy. Last QUIT CALLING HER STACEY!!!!:rant: This is coming from a girl that has the same name without the E and it is a huge pet peeve of mine and I would bet all women in general that have a name that is spelled differently from the normal spelling. 

Your name isn't Daisy?????!??? :mindblown:

 

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