fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Did this about 10 years ago, curious where this forum is today.
True, no way I'm getting smarter. Everyone else is just becoming dumb as a rock.I’m not particularly brilliant; it seems like the rest of society is becoming increasingly lazy & stupid
This is a holistic overall look at your intelligence.Depends on how you define the word smart. In terms of common sense street smarts, I'm the best in the world.
If we are talking book smarts, I'm like a squirrel having sex with a can of pringles.
Same. At some point much earlier in life I think I was much smarter than average.Average now and dropping as I age.
Hey, me too!I am a member of the Triple Nine Society so I guess I am toward the top.
And you ####ed that up too, didn't you??!@#@??!!!Hey, me too!
They asked me to join a few years ago because they needed someone that knew how to tap the keg.
Great. Let's meet at either the ggg999 or the egg999.Hey, me too!
They asked me to join a few years ago because they needed someone that knew how to tap the keg.
Don't sell yourself short.... you're a tremendous slouchI debated how above average I think of myself, but settled on 20-40% range. I probably could have gone 20% but I'm also humble
Why? Was always a good student. Had some honors classes in highschool. Graduated college in 4 years with a dual major. Have a master's degree. Participate in trivia games in bars and events and always finish in the top 3rd of all participants.
But I also realize that 1, there are a lot of people in the world who just aren't very bright, so that helps bump me up. And I also know there are many people brighter. Sure, I had honors classes but it didn't finish in the top of my graduating class. And sure, I have few degrees, but they were from state schools, not some ivy league. And sure, I finish top 3rd at trivia nights but I rarely win.
No votes in the bottom 4 categories so far. From our posting here over the years we know that isn't true.Big fan of the first 25 votes, we're a very objective bunch!
You obviously don't know my relatives.I always thought "smart" was relative.
brotherI am a member of the Triple Nine Society so I guess I am toward the top.
would be a 1%er if ya relocated to Manitowoc, no?probably nearer the 40 spot in the top 20 - 40% range.
then i think the average person is pretty ####### stupid so maybe it's closer to the 30% range?
Sounds genius to me. Not peeing on the front means people can only see it when you’re walking away.I once pissed on the back of my pants while wearing them. Not sure if that hurts my case.
Kris Kross fan?I once pissed on the back of my pants while wearing them. Not sure if that hurts my case.
I don't remember all of the specifics, though it was documented on this board. But I was taking a dump at work and somehow peed while seated and because public toilet seats are U's and not O's, the stream went right onto my pants. Hilarity ensued, but for the life of my, I have no recollection of the events after that.Kris Kross fan?
I'm not even smart enough to know what these things are.chet said:I am a member of the Triple Nine Society so I guess I am toward the top. My friend is a member of the Mega Society which means he as smart as they come.
TNS = Top 0.1% and Mega = Top 0.0001%I'm not even smart enough to know what these things are.
Any time I start to feel like I’m decently smart wik or @rockaction write a post and I realize I should have voted Velcro shoes.My smaaaaahts is a fluid sitch. When i was 4-5yo, me Ma's brother & his wife were taking advanced degrees in education and used me for a guinea pig. In addition to other tests, i spiked a 168 & 172 on IQs. That put me on a track which was almost as stoopit as special ed was in those days and the reason i started cutting school @ 10yo, took my SATs on acid and never applied to college.
As an adult, more savant than genius. Because i see metaphor like some can see equations or chessboards, i'm as comfortable going where others dare not go as anyone i've known. But, since the vagaries of the human instrument are my greatest area of curiosity, i'm not a very good person to know. If i know you, i know you better than you know you. Very handy if you are in trouble, very unhandy if you wanna make trouble and generally a huuuuge PITA to be around. I've worked diligently on humility since my Mary died and i crashed 20some years ago, because i do want to be useful. But my talents have grooved my neural pathways to make me moronic in areas where i feel no sense of mastery and that's a part of myself i've been too old to work on for some time.
i not unnerstand....Any time I start to feel like I’m decently smart wik or @rockaction write a post and I realize I should have voted Velcro shoes.
Only someone of below average intelligence would believe this poll was about street smarts.ChiefD said:Depends on how you define the word smart. In terms of common sense street smarts, I'm the best in the world.
If we are talking book smarts, I'm like a squirrel having sex with a can of pringles.
YeahMy smaaaaahts is a fluid sitch. When i was 4-5yo, me Ma's brother & his wife were taking advanced degrees in education and used me for a guinea pig. In addition to other tests, i spiked a 168 & 172 on IQs. That put me on a track which was almost as stoopit as special ed was in those days and the reason i started cutting school @ 10yo,
Just voted "moron" for myself.Only someone of below average intelligence would believe this poll was about street smarts.