2011 Top Ten Scab Draft (1 Viewer)

[UnknownCoach]

1.Doug Flutie - The MVP of the last scab season makes another comeback. At 48 years old, he wont be the oldest scab on the field.

2. Tiki Barber - The Giants sell a few tickets by bringing Barber back. Barber starts the game, but then some unkown kid comes off the bench and runs for 150. Trade him first.

3. Jamarcus Russell - Gets another chance to start in the NFL. His throwing numbers will still suck against the scab defenses but he's bigger than any scab defensive linemen. He'll be diffacult to sack and will run for several TDs.

4. Brett Favre - He'll stay retired, but rumors of him comeing back from retirement to play will allow you to trade him for a whole team of scab players.

5. Rod Smart - He Hate Me makes a comeback... and makes a case for 2011 league MVP.

6. Darian Durant - 5542 passing yards, 25 passing TDs, 618 rushing yards, 7 rushing TDs. Those are the 2010 numbers for this CFL QB.

7. Henry Burress - The CFL 2010 Most Outstanding Player threw 38 TDs and ran for nearly 500 yards.

8. Cory Boyd - 6'1 218lbs. Averaged 6.0 YPC, contested for the rushing title, and had 38 receptions last year in the CFL.

9. Kyle Rowley - 2010 Arena Bowl MVP threw 123 TD passes in 2010... his rookie season.

10. Onterrio Smith - By signing at the last minute and disputing the positive drug test for marijuana, you should be able to get from 2-6 games from the "Whizzinator"

 

[smackdaddies]

 

[VA Sundevil]

When's Plax getting out?

 

[HellToupee]

 

[texasbirdfan]

1.Doug Flutie - The MVP of the last scab season makes another comeback. At 48 years old, he wont be the oldest scab on the field.2. Tiki Barber - The Giants sell a few tickets by bringing Barber back. Barber starts the game, but then some unkown kid comes off the bench and runs for 150. Trade him first.3. Jamarcus Russell - Gets another chance to start in the NFL. His throwing numbers will still suck against the scab defenses but he's bigger than any scab defensive linemen. He'll be diffacult to sack and will run for several TDs.4. Brett Favre - He'll stay retired, but rumors of him comeing back from retirement to play will allow you to trade him for a whole team of scab players.5. Rod Smart - He Hate Me makes a comeback... and makes a case for 2011 league MVP.6. Darian Durant - 5542 passing yards, 25 passing TDs, 618 rushing yards, 7 rushing TDs. Those are the 2010 numbers for this CFL QB.7. Henry Burress - The CFL 2010 Most Outstanding Player threw 38 TDs and ran for nearly 500 yards.8. Cory Boyd - 6'1 218lbs. Averaged 6.0 YPC, contested for the rushing title, and had 38 receptions last year in the CFL.9. Kyle Rowley - 2010 Arena Bowl MVP threw 123 TD passes in 2010... his rookie season.10. Onterrio Smith - By signing at the last minute and disputing the positive drug test for marijuana, you should be able to get from 2-6 games from the "Whizzinator"

Yep. the first thing to come to mind when I heard lock out this weekend was Tiki. Scab number one and a fitting finish to his dive into oblivion

 

[bigern1000]

2. Tiki Barber - The Giants sell a few tickets by bringing Barber back. Barber starts the game, but then some unkown kid comes off the bench and runs for 150. Trade him first.

Surely ye jest...!

 

[Bri]

durant's stats are wow. Scab or normal season, I'm intrigued.

BTW there was a blurb about Onterrio recently. I wanna guess they unretired his college jersey but I really don't recall

 

[UnknownCoach]

When's Plax getting out?

July.If he's desperate for cash, he could join Tiki Barber as the Giants make a run at Scab Bowl 2BTW, I'm aware its a lockout, not a strike. Gotta have some fun though.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

No Maurice Claurett

 

[smackdaddies]

Pretty sure Tony Mandrich is available. He can't play worse than he did back then

 

[griff321]

Keanu Reeves

 

[5-ish Finkle]

No Maurice Claurett

Don't think Claurett will be available.Maurice Clarett, however....actually I think he may be incarcerated, so nevermind. (I was bored so I just checked. Seems he's been free and clear for almost a year now. I've changed my mind....he'll prolly be in the running to be the Bengals inaugural pick in "Scab Draft '11".)

 

[thriftyrocker]

Criminally ignoring the UFL.

 

[TheWheel]

Bills go into the past and start JP Losman?

 

[bushdocda]

What about Plax?

Glad the Whizzinator getting some love.

 

[Menace]

Tatum Bell might finally be motivated to play

 

[Runningman]

that is funny!

 

[bonesman]

Tatum Bell might finally be motivated to play

ah... this whole labor negotiations thing is a just another "ploy", eh?

 

[Couch Potato]

Washed up former players (not mentioned above) who would come back if the NFL had a place for them:

QB

Joey Harrington

Daunte Culpepper

Aaron Brooks

Jeff Garcia

and of course...

Jeff George

(still a legend in his own mind)

RB

Edgerrin James

Willie Parker

Larry Johnson

Jamal Lewis

and of course...

Travis Henry

(lotsa baby mamas to pay still)

WR

Troy Williamson

Matt Jones

Javon Walker

David Boston

and of course...

Charles Rogers

("I was taken one pick ahead of Andre Johnson, I'm still a stud!")

TE

Dominique Byrd

LJ Smith

Ben Troupe (still just 28)

and of course...

Jerramy Stevens

(still getting arrested, just a week ago)

 

[Tackling Dummies]

and of course...Travis Henry(lotsa baby mamas to pay still)

Sorry, Henry will not be a scab this season: on July 15, 2009, Henry was sentenced to three years in federal prison for financing a cocaine trafficking operation.

 

[Couch Potato]

and of course...Travis Henry(lotsa baby mamas to pay still)

Sorry, Henry will not be a scab this season: on July 15, 2009, Henry was sentenced to three years in federal prison for financing a cocaine trafficking operation.

Can he get out a year early for good behavior? (i.e., not making anyone pregnant?)

 

[bigern1000]

and of course...Travis Henry(lotsa baby mamas to pay still)

Sorry, Henry will not be a scab this season: on July 15, 2009, Henry was sentenced to three years in federal prison for financing a cocaine trafficking operation.

Can he get out a year early for good behavior? (i.e., not making anyone pregnant?)

Well, being in prison didn't stop "Smith" in The Replacements...

 

[zed2283]

A buddy of mine sent me this article from a few years ago:

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/walkthrough/2007/year-scab

 

[B Maverick]

A buddy of mine sent me this article from a few years ago:http://www.footballoutsiders.com/walkthrough/2007/year-scab

excellent read.Would you guys jump the line to try out?im a little out of shape and never played before but why not?

 

[UnknownCoach]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/21/league-doesnt-rule-out-replacement-players-during-lockout/

If you are in a dynasty league, you better start making moves for these ten studs now!

 

[Sweet Love]

A buddy of mine sent me this article from a few years ago:http://www.footballoutsiders.com/walkthrough/2007/year-scab

Thanks for digging that up...enjoyed the read over lunch.Part of me hopes we get another injection of this...

 

[bigern1000]

A buddy of mine sent me this article from a few years ago:http://www.footballoutsiders.com/walkthrough/2007/year-scab

Thanks for digging that up...enjoyed the read over lunch.Part of me hopes we get another injection of this...

Ditto -- great read. Thanks...!

 

[FavreCo]

David Boston....as long as they don't test for HGH. Is he still even alive?

Oh yeah, Jerry Porter too. He's up in Canada. Seems he spent all his $ already while faking injuries for years. He should be fresh. Of course you will have to pay him big $ and then he will fake yet another injury.