2013 Fantasy Team Names (1 Viewer)

[AcerFC]

Malicious fecal distribution

 

[Hersh]

Harassin' Assassins

 

[jonasdash]

this year I'm using Heisenberg in all my leagues,

 

[Faust]

This week's most popular fantasy football team names

By Eric Kay | CBSSports.com

August 16, 2013 5:17 pm ET

With less than three weeks until the start of the fantasy football season, we're here to check in on the trending names in CBSSports.com leagues.

Last week, we told you that the timeless, "Show me your TDs" was the most common name from 2012.

Well, it's back.

Over the past week, it's the second-most common name change or new name.

It's behind Carlos Danger, which has become the most popular name this offseason among you, our faithful fantasy players.

While it's nice to see Heisenberg shoot up in popularity, the top 10 rising names are well, a bit bland.

And while I eagerly await to see what all those TBDs evolve to, I imagine some will transition into some sort of Aaron Hernandez-related team name. Variations on the name of the former Patriots tight end, and resident of Bristol County Jail, are showing up repeatedly among the list of new handles.

A sampling:

• Hernandezs Hitmen
• Free Hernandez
• Hernandezs Pistol
• Aaron Murdermyfriendz
• Caught red Hernandez

Rebels, the lot of ya.

On to the top 10 names from the week of August 12. We'll keep tabs on this list each week heading into the season. Oh, and don't forget to sign up for a league and stuff.

1. Carlos Danger
2. Show me your TDs
3. TBD
4. Da Bears
5. Heisenberg
6. Cowboys
7. Steel Curtain
8. Victorious Secret
9. Prestige Worldwide
10. Big Blue

Non-Hernandez notables:

• Password is Taco
• Multiple scoregasms
• Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
• Luck Dynasty
• Riley KKKooper
• Turn your head and Coughlin
• Boston Tebow Party

 

[ldizzle]

Most of these are unoriginal or lame. The best kinds are when you can play off a players name. Ill give it a whirl. Te'o me say Teee'o. See what I did there?

Or

Stacy loves lacy

franklin beans

oops, eifert'd

Kennan allen wyans

Cmon people!

 

[Mentos]

Most of these are unoriginal or lame. The best kinds are when you can play off a players name. Ill give it a whirl. Te'o me say Teee'o. See what I did there?

Or

Stacy loves lacy

franklin beans

oops, eifert'd

Kennan allen wyans

Cmon people!

I actually dislike those type of team names because, well, they do not sound like team names at all. If you want to play with words and have fun, fine. Do that. That doesn't make for a good "team name" though. But to each their own.

 

[Azhais]

Weeden Wayne Bowe

 

[dkocourek]

House Frey Wedding Planners (for the Game of Thrones geeks, like me)

 

[Gustavo Fring]

Where My Skittles At?

 

[freshly_shorn]

Some of my favorites were Weapons of Mass Destruction, 12 Angry Men, Moron Morningmillen, Dixie Normous.

 

[Buffaloes]

The best kinds are when you can play off a players name

I think those are the most tired types of FFL team names

 

[Annyong]

I also like ones that dont make sense, like Cattle Masters and Fart Jar.

 

[DZ2300]

Have always gone Killer WonTons.

Thinking of changing it up based on keepers.

Givens me Fitz or Wreck-it Alfs.

 

[Wu-banger]

year the Michael Jackson died I was the Jackson 4 , used http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rVCIllQT3NA/THgaskZuGhI/AAAAAAAAAUI/Gr-R9hG9yPE/s400/jackson4_ill.gif

 

[Kenny Powers]

Most of these are unoriginal or lame. The best kinds are when you can play off a players name. Ill give it a whirl. Te'o me say Teee'o. See what I did there?

Or

Stacy loves lacy

franklin beans

oops, eifert'd

Kennan allen wyans

Cmon people!

I actually dislike those type of team names because, well, they do not sound like team names at all.If you want to play with words and have fun, fine. Do that. That doesn't make for a good "team name" though. But to each their own.

Yeah, Ive never used a name like that, and actually never recall anyone in my league doing that outside dog stuff with Vick that year.

Its like making a name like that is trying to be smart and funny, but its not.

 

[Kenny Powers]

I am disappointed the 2 that I came up with this morning are a couple letters too long for yahoo's 20 character limit.

Slutty Zombie Jailbait

Ragin Granny Squirters

Actually the first one works without spaces. Hmmmm

 

[FatmanLittleboy]

Liver Shivers

Ball Busters

 

[The Dreaded Marco]

Deliberating between:

Big Brain on Brad

or

5' 3" Soaking Wet

 

[Super King]

TrayvonsSkittleParty (yahoo)

 

[Shawn]

Hernandez' Hit Squad.

 

[lod01]

Malicious fecal distribution

Their motto is - We #### All Over You.

 

[mr roboto]

Mine this year is Blue Bubblicious.

 

[xpiredcoupon]

Los Pollos Hernandez

Good Job, Good Eifert

Paula Deen's Plantation

 

[Fly]

The Talented Mr. Ridley

 

[BugEater]

Some names I've used:

Wabasha Pipe Layers

Piece of Corn and Peanut Poop

Tight Butthole

Ell Roberson's Love Child

 

[Terminator Stout]

Moose Drool

 

[NeverEnough]

Magical Midgets

 

[bakes]

Golden Tate Warriors

 

[Leonidas]

Some of my notable team names:

Potted Plants

Pissed off Whales

Apples

Professor Chaos (pic of Leopold 'Butters' Scotch as Professor Chaos)

At least one Lacedaemonian per season.

Whatever. IDGAF to try and be cutise wootsie (un)original

 

[The Dreaded Marco]

34 59 20 106 36 52

 

[teampunjabi]

50 Shades of Heyward-Bey

 

[teampunjabi]

Ben Things I Tate about You

 

[Mentos]

Some of my notable team names:

Potted Plants

Pissed off Whales

Apples

Professor Chaos (pic of Leopold 'Butters' Scotch as Professor Chaos)

At least one Lacedaemonian per season.

Whatever. IDGAF to try and be cutise wootsie (un)original

I like those names. They are good and remind me of some of my good ones-

Seattle Shrubs

Buffalo Dentists

Tree

Denver Dixie Cups

Wyoming Stoves

Mississippi Xylophonists

Miami Meat Clamps

Tennessee Watermelons