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2013 Fantasy Team Names (1 Viewer)


I drafted him this year, so I'm rolling with Blair Walsh Project

Some others I've seen:

Argo Luck Yourself

Rodger's My Favreit

Tittsburgh Feelers

2 Mannings, 1 Luck (has Eli, Peyton, and Andrew)

The Foster Charles program (has Foster and Charles and is a child services social worker)

Murderlicious...just so you know.

the dirty cocksucking mutha####az

named this way so the commish has to go to the hallmark store or wherever he goes and ask the clerk to engrave "the dirty cocksucking mutha####az" on a plaque for the trophy.

contemplating taking this a step further and finding out the name of the store he goes to and naming my team "[name of store] is Where I Go to Get my #### Sucked"

I'm checking into the TY Hilton

Free Hernandez, featuring a logo of the Pouncey brothers

QBs with Broken Legs, featuring a logo with a 76 year old lady in an Audi

The most popular fantasy football team names on CBSSports.com

By Eric Kay | CBSSports.com

August 8, 2013 10:41 am ET

It's one of the most important decisions you'll make this August.

That is, after wrestling with the dilemma of, "Do I watch The Canyons for nude Lindsay Lohan scenes?"

The decision? What to call your fantasy team.

Sure there are the people who lean on the same team name year after year, shucking current events in favor of some semblance of permanence.

I have no time for those people.

Neither do you all, apparently.

You, fellow CBSSports.com fantasy football players, made uber-topical Carlos Danger the most chosen new team name from July 16th-August 5th, further galvanizing the fact that fantasy football and sexting scratch the same testosterone fueled itch we wll have.

But you may be thinking, "Carlos Danger? That's so July."

I hear ya. And in the interest of not repeating history, it's important to know one's history. I present to you some of the more intriguing, and popular, fantasy team names from 2012. Because friends don't let friends have bad fantasy team names.

A few things you'll notice:

-- The Ferrell is still strong among these parts
-- Things that connect sexual acts/sexual organs and football are popular. Who knew?
-- Lots of people simply leave their team name as their real name (I mean, at least try, you know?)
-- A show loosely based on fantasy football is a treasurve trove of reference material for you all

Without further ado, I present to you, the top 10 fantasy team names of 2012.

  1. Show me your TDs
  2. Mean Machine
  3. Steel Curtain
  4. Prestige Worlwide
  5. Mike
  6. Bulldogs
  7. Da Bears
  8. Cowboys
  9. Balls Deep
  10. Cleveland Steamers
Other notable team names:

-- Victorious Secret
-- Cobra Kai
-- Multiple Scorgasms
-- Goodfellas
-- Legion of Doom
-- The Replacements
-- The Commish
-- Team RamRod

-- Urine Trouble
-- Old School
-- 69ers
-- Shake N Bake
-- He Hate Me
-- One Man Wolfpack
-- Sexual Chocolate
-- Carlos Danger
-- Heisenberg

-- Forgetting Brandon Marshall
-- Suck My Ditka
-- Joe Buck Yourself
-- Vinegar Strokes

-- --Vandelay Industries
-- More Cowbell
-- My Vick in a Box
-- Polk High
-- Discount Double Check
-- Turd Ferguson
-- Breaston Plants
-- Sweep the Leg
-- Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
-- Mr Mc Gibblets

-- Chalupa Batman
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Ive named a couple of my teams Prestige Worldwide the last few years. Never seen any other team with that name, and I think Ive probably had 50 leagues (40 of which didnt matter/free leagues) so its funny to see that ranked as a top 10 name of 2012, especially since that movie came out in like 2008. The rest of the names are either a play on words or very generic too which makes it even weirder. Maybe I singlehandedly bumped it up that high :lol:

Mine are pretty typical:

Baron Von Bag Slap

Senorita Justice

Sir Leopold von Chainsaw


Shooter McGavin (Comedy Villains league that I commish)

Chief Slap-a-Ho

Richard Ramirez (Famous Criminals league)

I like to pick a guy in the league I'm not close with, or barely know, and just use his real name as my team name.

My wifes...

Nice, she sounds fun! :thumbup:

After three in a row, I'm deciding between Dynasty(the tv show) or The Fantastic Four. My previous team names were Re-Run (for the repeat) and last year was RG Three's Company for the three peat.

Alaska Muskrats

Denver Pole Vaulters

Wyoming Wildebeests

Pig City Cows

Newark Grasshoppers

Decatur Decapitators

San Francisco Pencils

Australia Cow Lickers

France Muskies

Toronto Corks

Boston Bearded Clams


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