2022-23 NBA Thread: “you’ll never let me down like the Heat did”, Miami fan says to giant pile of cocaine (2 Viewers)

[Major]

I’ve spent a month talking myself into this Chet nonsense, if Orlando takes Banchero and OKC takes Jabari I might actually be a little upset. 

As a Rockets fan, I'm going to be very upset

 

[Juxtatarot]

@Frostillicus Woj is ruining the fun on TV now!

 

[msudaisy26]

The Magic and Cavaliers have won the lottery enough. They should be banned from picking in the top 4 for the next 25 years. 

 

[The General]

These suits

 

[Eephus]

Nice Michael Beasley comp at 1.01

 

[Capella]

Player comp Michael Beasley, plz throw me off a roof 

 

[The General]

The next Michael Beasley.

Championship!

 

[identikit]

I'm not sure I can handle ESPN for 3 entire hours

Seems like the worst employees aren't on the screen yet.

So there's that

 

[msudaisy26]

Player comp Michael Beasley, plz throw me off a roof 

If the Pistons take Murray and you want to wait 20 minutes then we can go together!

 

[heckmanm]

These suits

Did Paolo  get shipped to the draft in a box of packing peanuts?

 

[Desert_Power]

The next Michael Beasley.

Championship!

He did win a title....in China.

 

[Mister CIA]

Found it.  Johnny Davis

https://twitter.com/Seventy7NB/status/1540121272557998082?s=20&t=BLsvv5Dn010F5uY3ACVxRA

 

[NutterButter]

Probably a good comp to Beasley on Banchero's physical attributes.   Banchero is a very physical athletic well rounded player.  

 

[The Big Donkey]

this guy is so skinny.

 

[Major]

Player comp Michael Beasley, plz throw me off a roof 

Chet and the Shaun Bradley comp coming up next?

 

[Eephus]

Holmgren's dad looks like a 007 villain

 

[Desert_Power]

If anyone has the luxury of taking the risk on Chet, it is OKC.

 

[identikit]

this guy is so skinny.

Hadn't noticed that

 

[identikit]

The animated crap

Horrid

 

[msudaisy26]

Remember when Giannis came into the league and how skinny he was, Chet makes that look fat. 

 

[Capella]

Chet and the Shaun Bradley comp coming up next?

Perkins comped him to Giannis so maybe he’s just not good at this. 

 

[mr. furley]

any other draft coverage that does not include Kendrick Perkins?

 

[mr. furley]

Mrs. Smith>  call me 

 

[Eephus]

any other draft coverage that does not include Kendrick Perkins?

ESPN Deportes

 

[mr. furley]

ESPN Deportes

thankfully i'm fluent in Portuguese thanks to @dr. detroit

 

[Uncle Leo]

Mrs. Smith>  call me 

Picture please

 

[Major]

any other draft coverage that does not include Kendrick Perkins?

Booger McFarland on ESPN2

 

[Desert_Power]

any other draft coverage that does not include Kendrick Perkins?

Perkins is turrible.

 

[msudaisy26]

Perkins is turrible.

I don't think turrible is enough. 

 

[msudaisy26]

OMG

 

[msudaisy26]

Please don't f this up. 

 

[Desert_Power]

Per wikipedia at least, that is 4 PFs to start the draft.

 

[msudaisy26]

Why is the Pistons pick not in yet?!

 

[identikit]

Lots of corn in Iowa!!!

 

[identikit]

Why is the Pistons pick not in yet?!

Make the pick, young lady!!!

 

[msudaisy26]

Lots of corn in Iowa!!!

It is true. That is where my parents are from. 

 

[msudaisy26]

Make the pick, young lady!!!

The clock wouldn't have hit 4:59 if I was. 

 

[mr. furley]

strong start for NBA moms here

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Good god this draft coverage and commentary  is a total 

 

[identikit]

It is true. That is where my parents are from. 

Pretty sure it's common knowledge

Pigs and corn

ESPN has a knack for the simplistic things

 

[msudaisy26]

WE DID IT!!! AGAIN. 

 

[Major]

Something tells me Ivey is going to be the best player in the draft

 

[NutterButter]

just a beautiful story

 

[msudaisy26]

The Pistons are going to be fun to watch. For the first time EVER!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

Something tells me Ivey is going to be the best player in the draft

After Chet. 

 

[identikit]

Please let's show Morant highlights instead of an actual draftee

 

[msudaisy26]

For some reason the thought of adding Ayton doesn't make me want to throw up anymore. 

 

[msudaisy26]

Big props to the Kings for being the Kings. 

 

[Mister CIA]

mama looked nice.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Can they speed the picks up so we don’t have to listen to all this garbage