2022-23 NBA Thread: “you’ll never let me down like the Heat did”, Miami fan says to giant pile of cocaine (5 Viewers)

[Zow]

The answer is neither. Neither Tatum or Brown are the guy.

Uhhh

 

[Desert_Power]

These two teams deserve each other. Can't wait for Game 7

 

[Jayrod]

Tatum and Brown getting outplayed by Niang in a closeout game is something else.

No heart.

Update?

Tatum made some shots.

Some heart.

 

[millertyme1]

SHOCKING result!!!!





























Modogg actually went a Sixers game thread w/o *****ing about the reffing. No schtick.........good job

 

[Zow]

The last few pages on here are gold Jerry, gold!

 

[Jayrod]

I'm exhausted. Most tense ugly game in NBA history. Luckily I stayed level headed all game and didn't overreact at all.

 

[the moops]

@Capella one of your first good thread titles. Great job!

Thanks, this means a lot coming from you, the worst poster who has ever lived.

I am going to report @Frostillicus because of this post!

Frost doesn't even make my top 12 of all time worst posters on this board.

It is a joke

@Frostillicus is a joke

 

[ShamrockPride]

Short of MIA-NYK, ugliest game of 2nd round so far?

 

[the moops]

SHOCKING result!!!!





























Modogg actually went a Sixers game thread w/o *****ing about the reffing. No schtick.........good job

Just think how thick he is going to lay it on now that the game is over, and PHI lost

 

[identikit]

Gotta hand it to Tatum, he kept shooting

 

[millertyme1]

SHOCKING result!!!!





























Modogg actually went a Sixers game thread w/o *****ing about the reffing. No schtick.........good job

Just think how thick he is going to lay it on now that the game is over, and PHI lost

Just thankful he reined it in Makes this thread much better

I'd have bet the house he couldn't go a game (particularly against Boston) so good for him

 

[Gr00vus]

Sixers really gagged that one. Their offense was horrific for long stretches in that game, particularly the last six minutes.

 

[Insein]

13 points in the 4th. That's impressive ineptitude

 

[Capella]

@Capella one of your first good thread titles. Great job!

Thanks, this means a lot coming from you, the worst poster who has ever lived.

I am going to report @Frostillicus because of this post!

Frost doesn't even make my top 12 of all time worst posters on this board.

That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about him

I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

That’s just the riblets

 

[NutterButter]

Hubie Brown still doing it at 89; incredible.

 

[Capella]

Wow Harden never chokes in close out playoff games.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Series over now.

Don’t ever change Sixers fans

Based on that collapse and body language I will be utterly shocked if they win a game 7 on the road

 

[Major]

somebody needs to rip the mic out of Marc(k) Jones's hands

yikes

I puked a little when he used that Ja Rule “Always On Time” lyric for Tatum’s heroics

 

[the moops]

I only saw the last few minutes. I had a tennis match and then was grocery shopping. My chucklehead brother who lives in FL and two meathead friends of ours from Boston always text back and forth. I was busy, so hadn't replied. I got home, read all their messages (it was like 130 or some ****) and didn't look at the score.

I would have guessed the Celtics were down by like 30 the entire game. To my surprise, BOS was up like 7 when I looked.

Those 3 dudes are idiots is the obvious reason

 

[Capella]

I only saw the last few minutes. I had a tennis match and then was grocery shopping. My chucklehead brother who lives in FL and two meathead friends of ours from Boston always text back and forth. I was busy, so hadn't replied. I got home, read all their messages (it was like 130 or some ****) and didn't look at the score.

I would have guessed the Celtics were down by like 30 the entire game. To my surprise, BOS was up like 7 when I looked.

Those 3 dudes are idiots is the obvious reason

Invite them to the thread

 

[mr. furley]

somebody needs to rip the mic out of Marc(k) Jones's hands

yikes

I puked a little when he used that Ja Rule “Always On Time” lyric for Tatum’s heroics

"smoking that Sixers pack" was "how do you do, fellow kids?" bad but with a side of not understanding the meaning of the phrase making it worse

 

[modogg]

13 points in the 4th. That's impressive ineptitude

really was so anti-game 5. I mean bombing 3s at the end of shot clock with no one around to even try an offensive rebound. Barely passing and zero motion on offense. i really wonder if they somehow conceeded to give this game up and save it for game 7 with the absolute lack of effort at some points

 

[fred_1_15301]

Series over now.

Don’t ever change Sixers fans

Based on that collapse and body language I will be utterly shocked if they win a game 7 on the road

Hmm this sentiment from Sixers fans sounds eerily familiar after game 3. Game 7 man - coin flip.

 

[Insein]

Series over now.

Don’t ever change Sixers fans

Based on that collapse and body language I will be utterly shocked if they win a game 7 on the road

Hmm this sentiment from Sixers fans sounds eerily familiar after game 3. Game 7 man - coin flip.

Honestly listening to talk radio the last 2 days, this was exactly the result I expected. Everyone was taking a victory lap with a 3-2 series lead. No one was even considering Sixers could blow it. Just Celtics choked and their coach is an idiot. And they gave them life.

 

[msudaisy26]

Doc Rivers going to Doc Rivers?

 

[need2know]

Back breaking loss. The sixers can win in Boston but damn it gonna be hard

 

[identikit]

Read somewhere on the Google that Mark Jackson was the only voter for MVP that didn't have Jokic in his top 5

SMH

 

[Kev4029]

A+++ first quarter for our Nuggets.

 

[Jayrod]

Phoenix arena in stunned silence right now. Jokic clinic underway.

 

[msudaisy26]

Denver on a huge run right now.

 

[Yo Mama]

I'm exhausted. Most tense ugly game in NBA history. Luckily I stayed level headed all game and didn't overreact at all.

2010 Lakers / Celtics Game 7 was way more tense and way more ugly

 

[Yo Mama]

Modogg actually went a Sixers game thread w/o *****ing about the reffing. No schtick.........good job

Kinda did the end around with the whole “all my friends at the game are going to riot” thing though.

I kid, @modogg , I’m rooting for the Sixers too (this round at least).

 

[ShamrockPride]

KD pulling a Tatum right now.

 

[Yo Mama]

Man, I wish the Lakers still had KCP - he’s been great.

 

[Alex P Keaton]

Poor KD. Maybe he can rejoin Curry so that he can win meaningful games again.

 

[msudaisy26]

Denver is putting on a clinic

 

[Yo Mama]

What’s Monte saving all his TOs for. Suns look horrible and need to stop this run.

 

[the moops]

Denver is such a fun team to root for. They run good stuff, and ****ing Jokic. My god

 

[trader jake]

Read somewhere on the Google that Mark Jackson was the only voter for MVP that didn't have Jokic in his top 5

SMH

Mark Jackson was a horrible, overrated head coach. Then he was a horrible, overrated announcer. Apparently he's also a horrible, overrated analyst of basketball

Can I get an amen? Hand down, man down.

Poor KD. Maybe he can rejoin Curry so that he can win meaningful games again.

Playing on a team with Steph Curry >>>>>>>>> Playing on a team with Chris Paul

 

[Kev4029]

A++++ second quarter for the Nuggets. I might get to bed in time tonight.

 

[trader jake]

If Devin Booker got every foul call he thought he deserved in the first half, the Suns would only be down by 15-20.

This replay of last year's loss to the Mavericks in the playoffs is going to get Monty Williams fired and DeAndre Ayton (among others) traded.

 

[Yo Mama]

If Devin Booker got every foul call he thought he deserved in the first half, the Suns would only be down by 15-20.

This replay of last year's loss to the Mavericks in the playoffs is going to get Monty Williams fired and DeAndre Ayton (among others) traded.

Yeah, I totally forgot this happened in Phoenix last year too.

 

[msudaisy26]

If Devin Booker got every foul call he thought he deserved in the first half, the Suns would only be down by 15-20.

This replay of last year's loss to the Mavericks in the playoffs is going to get Monty Williams fired and DeAndre Ayton (among others) traded.

He would average 50+ plus a game.

 

[Major]

Seeing Ayton giggle on the bench like nothing is wrong when they’re down 30+ makes me feel a certain way and I’m not a Suns fan. What a waste of a 1.1 and a max contract.

 

[Frostillicus]

You know what doesn't get talked about enough? How Magic's retirement helped Jordan's legacy. In 1990-91 the Bulls beat the Lakers for their first title with Magic hobbled with a bad hammy and Byron Scott out. That year Magic averaged 19/13/7 and finished runner-up to Michael in the MVP vote. He was 31 but wasn't slowing down at all. The Lakers would have been bringing back the entire team who won 58 games that year, and Divac in his third year and Elden Campbell in his 2nd would be a year better with Magic/Worthy/Scott basically still in their late prime.

That Lakers team had been in four of the last five finals, winning 2, with magic having won 3 of the last 5 MVPs. There is no way the Bulls get that first 3-peat if Magic is still playing.

TL/DR Jordan is a fraud because Magic had to retire in his prime.

 

[Capella]

Joker feels like a substantially bigger Magic to me. Not for the flashy passes but just the way he dominates in so many ways and by simply getting his teammates the ball where they need it. I hope they or Lebron wins it.

 

[Kev4029]

Joker feels like a substantially bigger Magic to me. Not for the flashy passes but just the way he dominates in so many ways and by simply getting his teammates the ball where they need it. I hope they or Lebron wins it.

Plenty of room on the bandwagon!

 

[Mister CIA]

KD and CP3 post-game:

https://twitter.com/desdessays/status/1656871550413602816?t=5AXv4TdHluAkyxUb-O0hhQ&s=19

 

[Capella]

Joker feels like a substantially bigger Magic to me. Not for the flashy passes but just the way he dominates in so many ways and by simply getting his teammates the ball where they need it. I hope they or Lebron wins it.

Plenty of room on the bandwagon!

Oh I’m there

 

[Yo Mama]

Love the pettiness of putting Jokic back into a 30 point close out game just so he can get a triple double.