THERE HE IS!Dear co-worker that always greets me with "There he is", please stop. AFAIK, no one is looking for me.
THERE HE IS!Dear co-worker that always greets me with "There he is", please stop. AFAIK, no one is looking for me.
Hmmm... I do this to one guy in my office. To be fair, when he shows up we are all definitely looking for him.Dear co-worker that always greets me with "There he is", please stop. AFAIK, no one is looking for me.
Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
Hangs out in Irish bars and takes vacation offers, etc.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
Moved herself and one of her daughters to CA from back east after her divorce (husband cheated on her) to follow an old boyfriend who was married at the time. She stayed in a relationship with that guy but has told me (when she was drunk, which happens frequently) she has one night stands with married men she meets at bars. Has tried to justify sleeping with married men by saying they don't get it at home but ironically her ex is a cheating *******.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
Angie?Hangs out in Irish bars and takes vacation offers, etc.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
I'd like to hear more about these sunglassesMoved herself and one of her daughters to CA from back east after her divorce (husband cheated on her) to follow an old boyfriend who was married at the time. She stayed in a relationship with that guy but has told me (when she was drunk, which happens frequently) she has one night stands with married men she meets at bars. Has tried to justify sleeping with married men by saying they don't get it at home but ironically her ex is a cheating *******.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
You would not hit, resembles Tom Petty with sunglasses on, all her tanning has made her skin look like leather. In her 50s.
Probably.Angie?Hangs out in Irish bars and takes vacation offers, etc.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
A bag would be more beneficial if you saw her.I'd like to hear more about these sunglassesMoved herself and one of her daughters to CA from back east after her divorce (husband cheated on her) to follow an old boyfriend who was married at the time. She stayed in a relationship with that guy but has told me (when she was drunk, which happens frequently) she has one night stands with married men she meets at bars. Has tried to justify sleeping with married men by saying they don't get it at home but ironically her ex is a cheating *******.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
You would not hit, resembles Tom Petty with sunglasses on, all her tanning has made her skin look like leather. In her 50s.
Sounds hot.A bag would be more beneficial if you saw her.I'd like to hear more about these sunglassesMoved herself and one of her daughters to CA from back east after her divorce (husband cheated on her) to follow an old boyfriend who was married at the time. She stayed in a relationship with that guy but has told me (when she was drunk, which happens frequently) she has one night stands with married men she meets at bars. Has tried to justify sleeping with married men by saying they don't get it at home but ironically her ex is a cheating *******.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
You would not hit, resembles Tom Petty with sunglasses on, all her tanning has made her skin look like leather. In her 50s.
Did I mention that I really don't like her?
Just wrap it first. You never know what you're gonna catch.Sounds hot.A bag would be more beneficial if you saw her.I'd like to hear more about these sunglassesMoved herself and one of her daughters to CA from back east after her divorce (husband cheated on her) to follow an old boyfriend who was married at the time. She stayed in a relationship with that guy but has told me (when she was drunk, which happens frequently) she has one night stands with married men she meets at bars. Has tried to justify sleeping with married men by saying they don't get it at home but ironically her ex is a cheating *******.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
You would not hit, resembles Tom Petty with sunglasses on, all her tanning has made her skin look like leather. In her 50s.
Did I mention that I really don't like her?
I've got a streak going right now as the lord of my manor... After this, it is now in jeopardyJust wrap it first. You never know what you're gonna catch.Sounds hot.A bag would be more beneficial if you saw her.I'd like to hear more about these sunglassesMoved herself and one of her daughters to CA from back east after her divorce (husband cheated on her) to follow an old boyfriend who was married at the time. She stayed in a relationship with that guy but has told me (when she was drunk, which happens frequently) she has one night stands with married men she meets at bars. Has tried to justify sleeping with married men by saying they don't get it at home but ironically her ex is a cheating *******.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
You would not hit, resembles Tom Petty with sunglasses on, all her tanning has made her skin look like leather. In her 50s.
Did I mention that I really don't like her?
Alligator skin purses still have value and are attractive to some people.So the female version of George Hamilton or an alligator skin purse
:claws:Alligator skin purses still have value and are attractive to some people.So the female version of George Hamilton or an alligator skin purse
:claws:Alligator skin purses still have value and are attractive to some people.So the female version of George Hamilton or an alligator skin purse
Don't cross me.:claws:Alligator skin purses still have value and are attractive to some people.So the female version of George Hamilton or an alligator skin purse
Probably ebola. I hear it's going around.Just wrap it first. You never know what you're gonna catch.
Well it's transmitted by exchanging bodily fluids, so if you wrap it and no kissing, you maybe okay.Probably ebola. I hear it's going around.Just wrap it first. You never know what you're gonna catch.
I like the way she thinks.Moved herself and one of her daughters to CA from back east after her divorce (husband cheated on her) to follow an old boyfriend who was married at the time. She stayed in a relationship with that guy but has told me (when she was drunk, which happens frequently) she has one night stands with married men she meets at bars. Has tried to justify sleeping with married men by saying they don't get it at home but ironically her ex is a cheating *******.Please elaborate about the slut.Dear co-worker,
I really don't like you. I don't care that your two 20 something year olds have had three kids between them and that you are helping to support them because neither daughter has a decent job or a college degree. Maybe if you set a better example when they were teenagers and didn't sleep around with married men and act like a slut, then they would have turned out better. Doing their homework for them didn't help them in the long run. Don't tell me (a mom of two) that your money is going to the "little ones" and expect me to feel sympathy.
TIA.
You would not hit, resembles Tom Petty with sunglasses on, all her tanning has made her skin look like leather. In her 50s.
HFSThe work restroom is the best place to trim your pubes? Really, dude? And, why'd you leave them there without a quick wipe down with TP and a flush?
And, Barefoot in the Bathroom Guy: WTF?
I should probably start a thread about my charmed life at work. I seriously think I stumbled into the luckiest job of my life.Where do you work?
That can't be real, can it. :XThe work restroom is the best place to trim your pubes? Really, dude? And, why'd you leave them there without a quick wipe down with TP and a flush?
And, Barefoot in the Bathroom Guy: WTF?
Not to say TheAristocrat isn't clever, but how would you come up with that without having seen it! :XThat can't be real, can it. :XThe work restroom is the best place to trim your pubes? Really, dude? And, why'd you leave them there without a quick wipe down with TP and a flush?
And, Barefoot in the Bathroom Guy: WTF?
You didn't have to be that graphic. :X :X :XIt's real. I came within inches of sitting in them due to an emergency. Looked down at the floor with my rear hovering over the pile of short hairs on the seat and floor. Immediate stop and inspected the premises. Then moved over to the other stall.
Barefoot in the Bathroom Guy was last week. Don't know who it was but I think it was a sales guy that was in town.
Where the #### do you work?The work restroom is the best place to trim your pubes? Really, dude? And, why'd you leave them there without a quick wipe down with TP and a flush?
And, Barefoot in the Bathroom Guy: WTF?
Upper management man. Whada do? Amiright?One of the managers in my office came to me awile back saying the water cooler lease on our floor was almost up, wanted to know if we should renew. I took a look at it and calculated it be a little cheaper to buy a unit from Sam's Club & just double the standing Poland Spring delivery we had for the floor below (we added a second floor about 18 months ago). They came and unhooked the old unit which was fed by the kitchen water line, and a couple guys setup the new water cooler. The new unit is one that uses 5 gallon jugs, exactly like the unit on the floor below us.
Half hour later the CEO walks by: "Water's not very cold in the new cooker." Yeah? They just hooked it up. A little while later our Controller sticks her head in the door: "Hot water's not working in the new cooler." Huh. Let me see what they did with the manual. I find it in the box. Aha! Couple switches in the back under the flange. Which gets me thinking...and I wander down to the other floor. "Hey, we just got that same water cooler for our floor. How's that thing been working out - is the water cold?" Not really...we usually drink ice water. "I see. How's the hot water? Can you make tea with?" Nope, doesn't work. Have to throw it in the microwave.
MEMO TO 6th FLOOR: Great news! The water cooler now has ice cold water, and in addition, you can now use the hot water for tea.
18 months. WTF?
Chick-Fil-A. The lord doesn't want us shodding our natural hooves.Where the #### do you work?The work restroom is the best place to trim your pubes? Really, dude? And, why'd you leave them there without a quick wipe down with TP and a flush?
And, Barefoot in the Bathroom Guy: WTF?
Adjective, or diagnosis?Dear academic administrator,
The word you're looking for is "borderline," not "boarder-line." I know this wasn't a typo because you did it twice in the same email.
Cordially,
IK
Maintenance and Cure? Sounds like a short discussion.Sitting on a conference call about workers comp coverage for seamen. Trying really hard not to laugh. I am a child
Kind of a sticky situation.Sitting on a conference call about workers comp coverage for seamen. Trying really hard not to laugh. I am a child
Tell him "you just keep on pushing me".Dear academic administrator,
The word you're looking for is "borderline," not "boarder-line." I know this wasn't a typo because you did it twice in the same email.
Cordially,
IK
Ray Rice alias?I want to punch one of the women I work with.
For realz. I do.
I'll see your loud talker on speakerphone and raise you a 'constantly talks to himself and when not talking to himself only whistles Beethoven's 9th symphony'Dear Coworker,
You do not have to talk louder just because you are on speakerphone. The volume of your voice should be exactly the same as when you are not on speakerphone.
I've turned into headphone / music guy because of you. Thanks for that.
Joe T.
And I'll raise YOU cronic belcher. Nonstop, 24x7 with the full stomach grumble, followed by a nauseating belch and topped off by a "blowing" exhale. :XI'll see your loud talker on speakerphone and raise you a 'constantly talks to himself and when not talking to himself only whistles Beethoven's 9th symphony'Dear Coworker,
You do not have to talk louder just because you are on speakerphone. The volume of your voice should be exactly the same as when you are not on speakerphone.
I've turned into headphone / music guy because of you. Thanks for that.
Joe T.
FML
Unpack this?Dear mystery coworker. Is it possible for you to not leave your pubes on the top of the urinal. I can blow them off, but still, its nasty.
I know for a fact that there are no 7'8" employees here where your junk would be near the top of the urinal and its auto-flush, so there's no need for your hands to be there.
Meant the pubes, not in a glory hole way.Unpack this?Dear mystery coworker. Is it possible for you to not leave your pubes on the top of the urinal. I can blow them off, but still, its nasty.
I know for a fact that there are no 7'8" employees here where your junk would be near the top of the urinal and its auto-flush, so there's no need for your hands to be there.