A Question of Bathroom Etiquette - Is he, is he dead? (1 Viewer)

[mr. furley]

Scenario:  you work in a small'ish office. you can easily identify who's in a stall based on their footwear. 

the bathroom lights work on a motion sensor. more than 20 minutes of inactivity and they automatically douse. 

one of your co-workers has been known to carouse well in to the night and occasionally come to work.... less than sober. he also is obese and is trying to cover up a drug problem.

you enter the bathroom mid-afternoon, the lights are out and there's a deep snoring-like sound coming from the bathroom stall.

do you assume he just conked out from the lack of sleep and leave him to rest?

do you assume he has nodded out from the drugs and try to rouse him?

do you assume, based on the irregularity of the snoring that he's having a medical emergency and breach the entrance?

 

[glvsav37]

give it another 24 hours and see if he's still there.

 

[touche']

CAN YOU IMAGINE!!

 

[wikkidpissah]

in this world? grab the narcan & slide

 

[seahawk 17]

Do you know if he ate Romaine lettuce for lunch?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Lasso his feet and drag him out into the hallway so fast he has neither the time to wake up properly nor to situate his clothing, which, ideally, is still down around his ankles.  then, well just share the laughs.  Its all good natured office hijinx.  

 

[mr. furley]

Lasso his feet and drag him out into the hallway so fast he has neither the time to wake up properly nor to situate his clothing, which, ideally, is still down around his ankles.  then, well just share the laughs.  Its all good natured office hijinx.  

we're gonna need a bigger boat

 

[Snorkelson]

Take his shoes and hide them in the ceiling tiles.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Take the opportunity to steal his stapler.

 

[arrow1]

tie his shoelaces together

 

[Skipdog77]

Throw a couple of cans of chocolate pudding around the the inside of the stall. 

When he wakes up he will think..."oh man...that's it...rock bottom", and go to rehab. 

And you just saved a life. 

 

[mr. furley]

Take his shoes and hide them in the ceiling tiles.

i'm not aware of anyone that takes their shoes off for #2 at the office but this is a good idea in the event that something changes

 

[Rustoleum]

Slam the door on the way out and give it 5 minutes.

 

[Snorkelson]

i'm not aware of anyone that takes their shoes off for #2 at the office but this is a good idea in the event that something changes

Dudes passed out, just reach under that stall and take ‘em. 

If you have to pick up his slack all the time I’d just call paramedics. It would make a big scene and he’d have some explaining to do. 

 

[DaVinci]

Is it the only stall? How badly do I need to go? 

 

[mr. furley]

Is it the only stall? How badly do I need to go? 

1-stall

defcon level 3

 

[DaVinci]

1-stall

defcon level 3

Pull the fire alarm.

 

[Galileo]

Sleep with his secretary and start hiding paper clips

 

[Osaurus]

Knock and tell him you need to get in there and put your underwear up in the dropped ceiling.

 

[Zegras11]

take a dump on his chest . 

 

[Dedfin]

1-stall

defcon level 3

Defcon 3 isn't that bad. I suppose 1 is popping your pants, 2 is a turtle head. What's 3? A strong urge? I'd just tell at him to wake him up

 

[Henry Ford]

Bucket of water over the top. 

 

[Tom Servo]

Defcon 3 isn't that bad. I suppose 1 is popping your pants, 2 is a turtle head. What's 3? A strong urge? I'd just tell at him to wake him up

Popping your pants takes place in the front, Chester. 

 

[shuke]

Knock on the door "you alright in there buddy?"

Why is this a question?

 

[strykerpks]

Knock on the door "you alright in there buddy?"

Why is this a question?

If what furley says is true, I'd be a bit more aggressive. He's snoring, in the dark. One or two loud bangs. "Wake up I gotta ####*"

*Optional "...and you got TPS reports to fill out (or whatever)"

 

[rockaction]

Knock on the door "you alright in there buddy?"

Why is this a question?

It achieves both getting him out of there and checking on his well-being. Win win.  

 

[NotSmart]

Update?

 

[mr. furley]

Knock on the door "you alright in there buddy?"

Why is this a question?

i don't want to interrupt the guy if he's jerking it

we're trying to have a society here, @shuke

 

[Jaysus]

is there a starbucks nearby?  They usually have nice bathrooms. 

 

[mr. furley]

is there a starbucks nearby?  They usually have nice bathrooms. 

1.7 miles

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I picture him being dragged out more or less along these lines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbbKc8GJtFA

 

[mr. furley]

Bucket of water over the top. 

cup of water over the top was the winner

wakes him up quick enough & boy is he confused

 

[Henry Ford]

cup of water over the top was the winner

wakes him up quick enough & boy is he confused

I give you credit for waiting nearly a year and a half. After this much time, it's best that someone checked on him.

 

[chet]

I give you credit for waiting nearly a year and a half. After this much time, it's best that someone checked on him.

I think it took him that long to clean up the mess in his pants.