A sentence you could use during sex or at a family dinner (1 Viewer)

[dickey moe]

Please pass the potatoes!

 

[dickey moe]

Could I have a little more of that sauce?

 

[dickey moe]

How are the kids coming along with their studies?

 

[pats3in4]

I think I'm going to be sick.

 

[Zegras11]

I can't believe you ate all of that.

 

[GilbertGrape]

Look at that liver...

 

[lardonastick]

Now who saved room for peach cobbler?

 

[Frostillicus]

The first page of this thread should be archived and memorialized as the worst page in the history of the ffa. And that's saying something. 

 

[Sebowski]

That's what she said!

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Use the big spoon, dummy.

 

[Henry Ford]

The first page of this thread should be archived and memorialized as the worst page in the history of the ffa. And that's saying something. 

Interesting idea, but I'm afraid I've read the True Detective thread. 

 

[Sebowski]

Interesting idea, but I'm afraid I've read the True Detective thread. 

That's what she said!

 

[jon_mx]

The first page of this thread should be archived and memorialized as the worst page in the history of the ffa. And that's saying something. 

That is two sentences.  

 

[jon_mx]

I usually don't do seconds, but the breast are amazing.   

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecc0nbg9m-8

 

[Zaxxon]

"Grandma, I really hope you're enjoying the stuffing"

 

[moleculo]

"Grandma, I really hope you're enjoying the stuffing"

Welcome back Z.

 

[TheWalkmen]

Did you enjoy the punch? 

 

[Zaxxon]

Welcome back Z.

 

[The Duff Man]

Everyone pitches in with the preparation, but the cream pie filling is MY specialty. 

 

[Politician Spock]

My meat could use some more rub.

 

[jhib]

Are you ready for seconds?

Not yet, thanks. But I'm sure I'll be hungry for more Chinese in about an hour. 

 

[Mister CIA]

Who's ready for some banana pudding?

 

[Henry Ford]

If you don't like it, fine, but you should try everything once. 

 

[John Bender]

"Please pass me the Spotted ****"

 

[ScottNorwood]

Johnny, put the napkin on your lap

 

[Henry Ford]

Alright, this is a disaster.  Let's just order a pizza. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Jared, please stop interrupting Ivanka and I.

 

[Esther Rolle Home Cookin]

Who's ready for some banana pudding?

Oh no you didn't!

 

[need2know]

Hope your a fan of creampies

 

[Mister CIA]

Meat loaf again.

 

[ScottNorwood]

The wrap came apart and now it's a big mess

 

[ScottNorwood]

Meat loaf again.

The singer?

 

[ScottNorwood]

It's good but it's going to burn on the way out.

 

[ScottNorwood]

A little too salty

 

[ScottNorwood]

A little too salty

That one was about semen

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Just leave the mess for now. I'll clean up in the morning.

 

[Henry Ford]

Just leave it on the floor. The dog will lick it up.

 

[Righetti]

I can't tell if the turkey is stuffed

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

I Wanna Make It Wit Chu

 

[RokNRole]

Hand me the shmaltz

 

[Christo]

I'm going to slather that thing in gravy.

 

[TheWalkmen]

This fudge is fantastic.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm going to slather that thing in gravy.

This sounds oddly specific to your life. 

 

[TheWalkmen]

That's surprisingly pink on the inside.

 

[TheWalkmen]

It smells like blue cheese.

 

[NotSmart]

Real tomato ketchup Eddie?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Please stop texting.