A sentence you could use during sex or at a family dinner (1 Viewer)

[wikkidpissah]

Great pie. I'm sleepy..................

 

[JAMES!]

I'm already stuffed and you want me to have Ben & Jerry's?

 

[chadjohnsonfan]

Slow down, it's not a race.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

Hey Grandma, pass me the hello and whipped cream.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Every day's a holiday when you eat out!

 

[Henry Ford]

Next time I'm going to hire a professional so I can enjoy this. 

 

[chadjohnsonfan]

I want to #### you in the ###.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Scrumptious!

 

[James Bond]

Be polite now. Wait for everyone else to finish before you go back for seconds.

 

[Henry Ford]

Tastes just like your mother's.

 

[Anarchy99]

I didn't realize you two were coming. If we move things around, we can squeeze you in. 

 

[Zow]

"This is really great, thank you.  I hate eating out!"

 

[Ghost Rider]

Swallow every last drop or you don't get dessert. 

 

[Henry Ford]

It's so moist. 

 

[The Football Freak]

Huh...those buns look kind of small. Are you sure they can handle this much meat?

 

[adonis]

This would be much more enjoyable if you would put your phone down.

 

[James Bond]

Do you mind if I watch the game while you finish?

 

[Wildcat]

Who wants cucumbers? Or would you prefer zucchini?

 

[JAMES!]

I'm so happy you came.

 

[adonis]

Have you had enough or do you want some more?

 

[Wildcat]

Your grandma's curtains almost touch the floor.

 

[adonis]

Don't let the dog lick that!

 

[Angry Beavers]

I can't wait for Grandma's pie

 

[Angry Beavers]

I have to go to the store for more butter

 

[cockroach]

This tastes like ####

 

[cockroach]

too fishy for me, no thanks

 

[Despyzer]

So succulent

 

[urbanhack]

hot cross buns for dessert?

 

[EYLive]

I want to put that meat loaf on my peenus.

 

[JAMES!]

It tastes different this time because it's got some on uncle frank's famous cream sauce in it.

 

[TheWalkmen]

Mmmmm chocolates.

 

[TheWalkmen]

Stop gnawing on the bone!

 

[TheWalkmen]

Don't spit it out!

 

[TheWalkmen]

Ah honey, not another steamer!

 

[TheWalkmen]

ARE YOU ALMOST DONE?

 

[Henry Ford]

I think I cracked a tooth

 

[AAABatteries]

Cherry pie and then I'm taking a nap!

 

[ren hoek]

Swallow it all 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

"Shut up.  I hate you."

 

[Northern Voice]

Pretty greasy tonight, huh?

 

[McGarnicle]

Welcome to NOTHINGBURGER home of the NOTHINGBURGER

 

[Otis]

Woah woah woah, that's way too big. Seriously give me half that much. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm gonna let the dog finish the rest 

 

[Otis]

Don't talk with your mouth full. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm gonna let the dog finish the rest 

 

[bentley]

If this is going to be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my #### in the mashed potatoes!

 

[Otis]

I'm finished, may I be excused?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

If this is going to be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my #### in the mashed potatoes!

So sad that kids today have no idea what that means.

 

[Henry Ford]

Make sure you don't forget about the nuts. 

 

[adonis]

I'd have to pay at least $50 somewhere else to get something this good.