not sure if they've been mentioned in here yet, butsig bets
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Actions/trends that need to be retired immediately (3 Viewers)
- Thread starter Mr. Pickles
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Making up a fake girldriend from another state who is really a dude you went to high school with and then pretending to fall in love with the girl, have he get Leukemia, recover from Leukemia, get into a car accident, have the Leukemia return, and then die.Please stop doing this people....
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yes. Not only should it go away, people should be instabanned for proposing them.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
drummer
Footballguy
Thank you!'Matthias said:I finally got it to work that Google blocks their search results.
Whenever I do a Google News search, there are a ton of Reacher Report articles that are just flat out horrid when I read the title of them. I can't believe that site gets as much publicity as it does. One guy who used to write for a 49er blog actually goes and steals other blogger's ideas and articles and re-writes them as his own.Lot of times they, or who they are getting change from, are preserving their bank. So they give you a $10 and ten $1's so they don't have to give the next guy twenty $1's.
Zaxxon
Footballguy
And I'm guessing he's also not known throughout the microphone.
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Taking pictures with an iPad.
Sweet J
Footballguy
Oh, sweet mother of mercy I hate those things.Is it me, or are 95% of those pictures shared by women with self-esteem issues?
Sweet J
Footballguy
Not sure if this has been mentioned: Taking pictures of your food and posting it on facebook. WTF is this about? For the love of Christ, I don't want to look at your stuffed salmon, or chicken cordon-bleu, or whatever vile-looking creation you are about to wolf down. And scrambled eggs. Please don't show me a picture of your scrambled eggs. Good christ.
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root of all aliai
Was going to post this. Every person who posts these has major life issues and is the last person you should be taking advice from. Same thing with tweets. It's the kardashians of the world who tweet all philosophical crap.It's mostly women, but the worst offender of my FB friends is a guy. He was posting 4 or 5 a day for weeks. I think someone told him to stop though, he hasn't done it in a long time.
It has been, but is probably worth repeating. Repeatedly. Until it stops.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
People who refuse to flush, if the toilet doesn't do it for them.The Kardashians, and people who like them.Honey Boo BooCalling the weather "freezing" or "Arctic" when the temperature isn't anywhere close (I'm looking at you, LA)Chicago White Sox announcers, especially on WGN.Mentioned before, but bathroom mirror photos.Modern country music where the artist sings about where they're from, or how their love life imploded.Taylor Swift's dating lifeAny boy band, especially from the 90s.Anything involving Justin Bieber
Kind of redundant.
Tusken Raider
Footballguy
Check,check,And I'm guessing he's also not known throughout the microphone.
and check.
When I want to get my face rocked, I'll buy tickets to another event in said arena.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Nice call.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Bon Jovi? He's seen a million faces and rocked them all.Check,check,And I'm guessing he's also not known throughout the microphone.
and check.
When I want to get my face rocked, I'll buy tickets to another event in said arena.
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Quoting Nietzsche.
Mister CIA
Footballguy
Must stop - Chicks seeking 100 calorie servings. ... pretty sure I'm failing to exploit a certain shtick here.
There are not two servings of soup in a regular size can!
There are not two servings of soup in a regular size can!
Mister CIA
Footballguy
Quoting SacramentoBob.
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
No one does the latter.
Zegras11
Footballguy
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Jogging with your shirt in your hand.Driving with a dog in your lap."In Memory of" graphics on rear windshields. I don't really need a roving billboard to remind me that someone I never knew is dead.Really any kind of graphic or bumper stick that people attach to their cars. Some are worse than others, but they all need to go.
I saw my "favorite" the other day. You know how folks have the whole mom-dad-billy-suzie-stick people chain on their back window, I guess to show the fact they are actually capable of replicating? Well, was behind a van yesterday that had "mom"-"dad"-dog1-dog2-dog3. So I guess they were proud of the fact that they could go out and buy dogs. Seriously people, WTF? You think ANYONE gives a #### that you have dogs? Or kids? Or both? I'm pretty sure had I spoken to these people, the urge to punch them in the throat would have been overwhelming, especially when they inevitable "our dogs are just like our children" comment came.
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Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Can I get your sliding scale from worst to not-so-bad?
Please see above for numbers 1 and 2. Number 3 is the "Back Off" Yosemite Sam sticker on the car driving 10 MPH below the speed limit. Either speed up or GTF out of the way.
Grahamburn
Footballguy
My opinion is important, and I want to tell you what it is without actually speaking to you.
John Bender
Footballguy
Gas, Grass or ###: Nobody Rides For Free
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
It's getting ridiculous.
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Family stick figure decals.Females putting their initials in giant pink letters.Terrorist hunting permit with the handgun and permit #91101.These are the three worst IMO. Stay away from that and you're ahead of the game.
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root of all aliai
The phrase? This is the action thread.Great term. Rarely used anymore and gets a chuckle every time. Especially when it's something minor like letting a buddy hop in your cart to get to his ball.
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
The bumper sticker. It was way overdone for a while. The phrase might have a nice retro appeal if used sparingly.
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John Bender
Footballguy
This
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root of all aliai
People who have never lived outside of the US putting food in their mouth with their fork prongs pointed down.
Just move to France jean luc
Just move to France jean luc
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Wife has the family stickers on her car, with both kids and dogs 
I see those "In memory of" stickers all the time here in FL, and they're just annoying. The same goes for honor roll stickers. Congrats, your kid can learn what he's supposed to. Political bumper stickers are also very irritating. No, I don't care what political party you're part of, because that tells me that you can't think for yourself.One of my pet peeves are faded stickers. If someone else can't read it, either cover it or remove it.
I see those "In memory of" stickers all the time here in FL, and they're just annoying. The same goes for honor roll stickers. Congrats, your kid can learn what he's supposed to. Political bumper stickers are also very irritating. No, I don't care what political party you're part of, because that tells me that you can't think for yourself.One of my pet peeves are faded stickers. If someone else can't read it, either cover it or remove it.Why? Serious question, because I don't get it. At all. Is she proud of the fact that she had sex at least (insert number of children) times?Wife has the family stickers on her car, with both kids and dogs
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Internet girl introduction threads.
Joe T
Footballguy
probably going to need a link or example before I can rule on this.
roadkill1292
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Maybe Kal El has ED trouble?Why? Serious question, because I don't get it. At all. Is she proud of the fact that she had sex at least (insert number of children) times?Wife has the family stickers on her car, with both kids and dogs
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Pretty sure it's a place you hate.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Really?
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Sending someone a PM to pick an iFight.
Keerock
Footballguy
I actually saw a good one with the stick figures. Mom and a couple kids... spot where the Dad would go was blank with "Position open/accepting applications"
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
I will let that one slide. I like the one with zombies too.I actually saw a good one with the stick figures. Mom and a couple kids... spot where the Dad would go was blank with "Position open/accepting applications"
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Welcome to Moe's!
