What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Actions/trends that need to be retired immediately (1 Viewer)

I didn't read any of the thread so I apologize if these have been mentioned:Cross fit"Reality" showsDunk cityElectronic smokingHarlem shakeOffice bracketsInk refills that cost more than printersTattoosMMABlogs
You forgot kids on your lawn, gramps.
:fist:
I didn't read any of the thread so I apologize if these have been mentioned:Cross fit"Reality" showsDunk cityElectronic smokingHarlem shakeOffice bracketsInk refills that cost more than printersTattoosMMABlogs
You forgot kids on your lawn, gramps.
:fist:
I didn't read any of the thread so I apologize if these have been mentioned:Cross fit"Reality" showsDunk cityElectronic smokingHarlem shakeOffice bracketsInk refills that cost more than printersTattoosMMABlogs
You forgot kids on your lawn, gramps.
:fist:
Never thought I'd add this to an "Actions that need to be retired immediately" list, but :fisting:

 
Backwards baseball caps.

Unless it's 1990 or you're a Chechen terrorist, this needs to stop.
I'm more irritated at people wearing them at all sorts of odd angles, instead of just backward. Unless you're under the age of 10, keep the brim at 12 o'clock, folks.

 
Weathermen using the word "thunder-boomers." You sound like an idiot when you say it, just call it a storm.

 
probably already been said:fat people carts at grocery stores.20 years ago, the store had two of these, and they were driven by 80+ year old people who left their walker where the got the cart. they were handicap carts. Now, every one in them is < 50, over 400ls, with an open bag of fronions and a case of diet coke, alternating between panting and shouting on the their cell phones while ramming into people. Do these people know they are the basis of the super fat soda slurpers in Wall-e?These things should only be allowed during a " cart shopping hour" from say noon- 1:00 pm when all these jerks just drive around and smash into each other in an indoor Darwin awards death race 2000. The rest of humanity either stays out of the store, or gets charged a small fee to watch the carnage.
We luckily don't have this level of fat on the coasts. The girth of this country really is disgusting
 
People talking about homelessness or racism and saying things like:

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

 
Vaaginaal rape. Look, you're already that guy. As you stand over your prone victim that you either drugged or beat down with a sock full of quarters, you're totally committed to becoming a heinous zit on the anal flap of society. You are either too high/drunk to care or Uncle Zeke turned you into an elephant puppet when you were six years old. You have issues. You are set on your path. So as you stand over your semi-conscious victim, tell me, knowing that you're about to become a pariah for life, why on earth wouldn't go all-in and aim for the pooper?
It's about time somebody said it.
 
Drinking out of mason jars.
Wha?
Hello, exactly.

I've seen this happen exactly once in my life. It was at massive keg party my college house threw. Around 1am we ran out of plastic cups, so people raided out cupboards for anything that would hold beer. Picture a bunch of drunk frat guys and rugby players wobbling around a house drinking beer from pots, skillets, measuring cups, and mason jars.

:shrug:

I had no problem with it. I was kinda impressed, really.

 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top