Actions/trends that need to be retired immediately (4 Viewers)

[Ilov80s]

Probably been covered, but anyone who used the phrase "YOLO" in passing conversation should probably just go ahead and find a nice cliff to jump off of.

People still say YOLO? I haven't heard that in a year or so and I work at a high school so there are plenty of people that would say "yolo" if that was still a thing.

 

[-fish-]

who's hottest polls with fat/ugly chicks.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

who's hottest polls with fat/ugly chicks.

For the love of Christ(o) make this stop!

 

[17seconds]

come on there were only 2

 

[AAABatteries]

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what's with the hat?

That's kind of sad - he's deaf and he can't run fast. Bunch of #######s for pointing it out though.

 

[SacramentoBob]

People who pimp out cheap rides like Dodge Neons.

 

[Cunk]

Needing to tell me to do stuff on Facebook. i.e. "Hug your children tonight", "Vote", "Remember our troops".

Thanks Captain America but I can do those myself without you telling me I should do them. And the tons of "Likes" these get almost equally annoys me.

Also on Facebook "Liking" things that make no sense to like. "Sorry fans but our game tonight is rained out" 47 Likes. Why on earth would you like that the game you were planning on going to was rained out?

Also when bands order the crowd to do stuff like yell out "Oye! Oye! Oye!" or "Say Yeahhh!!!!" Does anyone really like doing this?

Giving me a beer and not offering me a glass at a pub/restaurant. Look, I'm paying $6.00 for this damned beer, you can at least offer me a glass.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Needing to tell me to do stuff on Facebook. i.e. "Hug your children tonight", "Vote", "Remember our troops".

Thanks Captain America but I can do those myself without you telling me I should do them. And the tons of "Likes" these get almost equally annoys me.

Also on Facebook "Liking" things that make no sense to like. "Sorry fans but our game tonight is rained out" 47 Likes. Why on earth would you like that the game you were planning on going to was rained out?

Also when bands order the crowd to do stuff like yell out "Oye! Oye! Oye!" or "Say Yeahhh!!!!" Does anyone really like doing this?

Giving me a beer and not offering me a glass at a pub/restaurant. Look, I'm paying $6.00 for this damned beer, you can at least offer me a glass.

If you want a glass, Mary, just ask for one.

 

[Ignoramus]

Needing to tell me to do stuff on Facebook. i.e. "Hug your children tonight", "Vote", "Remember our troops".

Thanks Captain America but I can do those myself without you telling me I should do them. And the tons of "Likes" these get almost equally annoys me.

Also on Facebook "Liking" things that make no sense to like. "Sorry fans but our game tonight is rained out" 47 Likes. Why on earth would you like that the game you were planning on going to was rained out?

Also when bands order the crowd to do stuff like yell out "Oye! Oye! Oye!" or "Say Yeahhh!!!!" Does anyone really like doing this?

Giving me a beer and not offering me a glass at a pub/restaurant. Look, I'm paying $6.00 for this damned beer, you can at least offer me a glass.

Ignoramus likes this.

 

[Politician Spock]

Giving me a beer and not offering me a glass at a pub/restaurant. Look, I'm paying $6.00 for this damned beer, you can at least offer me a glass.

Two dozen different beers on tap, and you order one of "those" brands... you can drink out of your bottle, sir.

 

[Tiger Fan]

People using "Let's touch base" in work emails. Always hated that expression. I want to write a macro that replaces that text with "I'ma holla atchoo latah"

what would you rather them say

 

[Cunk]

Giving me a beer and not offering me a glass at a pub/restaurant. Look, I'm paying $6.00 for this damned beer, you can at least offer me a glass.

Two dozen different beers on tap, and you order one of "those" brands... you can drink out of your bottle, sir.

If by "those" you mean beers like Stoudt's Double IPA, then I'd prefer a glass fine sir. Always with a glass.

 

[Kal El]

Telemarketers

 

[17seconds]

Needing to tell me to do stuff on Facebook. i.e. "Hug your children tonight", "Vote", "Remember our troops".

Thanks Captain America but I can do those myself without you telling me I should do them. And the tons of "Likes" these get almost equally annoys me.

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Well, people who use FB a lot like to present themselves as thoughtful, perfect models of society. It's why they are addicted to FB.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

 

[WetDream]

Giving me a beer and not offering me a glass at a pub/restaurant. Look, I'm paying $6.00 for this damned beer, you can at least offer me a glass.

Two dozen different beers on tap, and you order one of "those" brands... you can drink out of your bottle, sir.

If by "those" you mean beers like Stoudt's Double IPA, then I'd prefer a glass fine sir. Always with a glass.

I know it may be difficult to comprehend, but some of us prefer it in the can.

 

[Keerock]

Giving me a beer and not offering me a glass at a pub/restaurant. Look, I'm paying $6.00 for this damned beer, you can at least offer me a glass.

Two dozen different beers on tap, and you order one of "those" brands... you can drink out of your bottle, sir.

If by "those" you mean beers like Stoudt's Double IPA, then I'd prefer a glass fine sir. Always with a glass.

I know it may be difficult to comprehend, but some of us prefer it in the can.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Joe T 2004 internet schtick

 

[Cliff Clavin]

People using "Let's touch base" in work emails. Always hated that expression. I want to write a macro that replaces that text with "I'ma holla atchoo latah"

what would you rather them say

Lets get together and discuss it?

 

[saintfool]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

are you sure he used his hand(s)? could have used his #### or maybe one of those motion sensors that are finicky...

 

[Fennis]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

sounds like a fun game.... "beat the flush"

 

[E-Z Glider]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

 

[McGarnicle]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

My wife makes me take it out so she can smell it after I come home from a night out. If it smells like soap or box, I'm in trouble.

 

[Fennis]

"Yale men learn not to piss on their hands"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

 

[Rick James]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

My wife makes me take it out so she can smell it after I come home from a night out. If it smells like soap or box, I'm in trouble.

You wash your hands because you just touched the flush handle. Unless you press it with your elbow?

 

[Politician Spock]

My penis is clean

Worthy of a sig.

 

[collective]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

People that wash their hands after they take a leak weren't told how to use the bathroom without pissing on their hands.

 

[collective]

Saying "thank you". Should switch to "Gratitude".

 

[E-Z Glider]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

My wife makes me take it out so she can smell it after I come home from a night out. If it smells like soap or box, I'm in trouble.

You wash your hands because you just touched the flush handle. Unless you press it with your elbow?

what about touching the spigot handle, or the door handle, or the light-switch, or the hundreds of other public things I touch every day... I wash my hands before I floss, cook, eat, and pick my nose. doing it other times seems like overkill to me.

 

[Buckfast 1]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

Agreed. I think complaining about other people not washing their hands after peeing at a urinal belongs on the list of actions that need to be retired.

Your penis is likely one of the cleanest parts of your body (it certainly gets a disproportionate amount of attention in my shower) whereas your hands are probably the dirtiest. If anything, you should wash your penis after touching it with your hands, not vice versa.

If you are peeing at an automated urinal that does not require you to touch the urinal itself to flush it, then there is no logical reason why peeing at a urinal demands an immediate hand washing afterwards. You are likely exposing yourself to even more foreign germs and bacteria just by touching the handles of the faucet to wash your hands.

 

[SacramentoBob]

If anything, you should wash your penis after touching it with your hands, not vice versa.

I might start doing this in the break room sink at work.

 

[Christo]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

Yes.

 

[Henry Ford]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

Because it's not as clean as you think it is. Which is why your underwear has to be changed daily - it's not just sitting on a pristine patch of skin which never has any bacteria on it. The whole area is teeming with bacteria.

 

[Rick James]

never shaking hands with anyone ITT

 

[McGarnicle]

Sil: What the #### you doin? Lunch is ready.

Paulie: Im washin my hands.

Sil: You just washed your hands.

Paulie: And then I tied my shoes.

Sil: So what?

Paulie: I cant stand touchin ####in shoelaces. Ever go to tie your shoes and you notice that the ends of your laces are wet? From what? Why would they be wet?

Sil: I got no ####in idea.

Paulie: You go to public bathrooms? You stand at the urinals?

Hesh: Oh ####, come on will ya?

Paulie: Hes askin me, Im tellin him. And frankly, its important. Even if the lace is dry and even if you dont touch the body of the shoe, bacterium virus migrates from the sole up.

Chris: You see this on TV?

Paulie: I gotta watch TV to figure out the world? Your average mens #### house is a ####in sewer. You look at ladies johns, you could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets. Eh, theres exceptions. But the mens? Heh. Piss all over the ####in floor. Urinals jammed with cigarettes and mothball cakes. And they can put all the ####in ice they want down there, my friend, it does nothing to kill germs. Even if you keep your shoes tied and youre not draggin your laces through urine

Sil: Oh SHUT THE #### UP!

 

[-fish-]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

Because it's not as clean as you think it is. Which is why your underwear has to be changed daily - it's not just sitting on a pristine patch of skin which never has any bacteria on it. The whole area is teeming with bacteria.

are we talking about his wife's mouth?

 

[McGarnicle]

"Tyler Perry's __________"

Just saw a commercial for some new movie starring Oprah and the director has his name in front of the title. Not a good trend IMO.

 

[McGarnicle]

Why do people lose their #### over pandas????? Oh boy, let's go check out the cute little animal imprisoned in a cage thousands of miles from its natural habitat, going to town on a pile of branches left there by the zookeeper. Ooooh, the panda's pregnant?!?! OMG!!!! Just knock it off with the gd pandas already.

 

[SacramentoBob]

People who refuse to wash their hands after peeing.

 

[The Hardline]

Another variation on the self importance of young people....Anyone who comes up and engages a store employee whenever I am already in the middle of a transaction with said store employee. Yesterday I stop by Walgreens to pick up some photos and while I am working with the clerk to get my prints and pay a lady (maybe mid 20s) wonders up and interrupts our polite conversation to ask when they are going to be putting more merchandise on the clearance aisle, what it will be, etc.. The store clerk, trying to be friendly to all patrons, tells the lady that she will help her in just a moment. The other shopper gets agitated saying that she is only asking a simple question (as if she only asked one) and does not have the time to stand around waiting. Really? You have the time to roll up to Walgreens and cruise the clearance aisle on a Tuesday afternoon but you don't have the time to wait for a store employee to finish a paying customer's transaction?

I swear I must have Harry Potter's cloak of Invisibility on 90% of the time without knowing it and drive an invisible car because people do not seem to be able to see me or my vehicle.

 

[Tiger Fan]

People using "Let's touch base" in work emails. Always hated that expression. I want to write a macro that replaces that text with "I'ma holla atchoo latah"

what would you rather them say

Lets get together and discuss it?

accomplishes the same thing with less words and still sounds ok?

 

[Whitetail Hunter]

Posting a Who's Hottest Poll with below average to average girls only MUST STOP NOW!!!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Telemarketers

 

[eoMMan]

If you don't wash your hands after peeing, you are disgusting. Aside from touching your peen, you are touching door handles, shaking other people's hands, etc. It's just gross not to do it.

 

[Fennis]

People using "Let's touch base" in work emails. Always hated that expression. I want to write a macro that replaces that text with "I'ma holla atchoo latah"

what would you rather them say

Lets get together and discuss it?

accomplishes the same thing with less words and still sounds ok?

"hit me back, chief."

 

[eoMMan]

People using "Let's touch base" in work emails. Always hated that expression. I want to write a macro that replaces that text with "I'ma holla atchoo latah"

what would you rather them say

Lets get together and discuss it?

accomplishes the same thing with less words and still sounds ok?

"hit me back, chief."

"Word is bond, yo."

 

[E-Z Glider]

People posting picture of camels on Facebook on Wednesdays.

 

[McGarnicle]

People posting picture of camels on Facebook on Wednesdays.

Reason 8,107 I don't FB.

 

[Tom Servo]

People posting picture of camels on Facebook on Wednesdays.