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[TheAristocrat]

People who refuse to wash their hands after peeing.

The CEO of my company never washes his hands after peeing or pooping. Ever. At the Christmas Party last year, he wanted to shake my hand in gratitude for one of my projects. I countered with a high five and immediately went to wash my hands.

 

[saintfool]

People who refuse to wash their hands after peeing.

The CEO of my company never washes his hands after peeing or pooping. Ever. At the Christmas Party last year, he wanted to shake my hand in gratitude for one of my projects. I countered with a high five and immediately went to wash my hands.

fighting fire with fire

 

[Fennis]

When someone is talking about their parents and they say something like "Dad liked to bowl" or "Mom was a curious woman". For the love of God, preface it with the word "my".

Its even worse when they use non-standard names like "Papa was very strict" or "Momma was the best elderly golfer you ever saw" or "Daddy built furniture"

 

[eoMMan]

People posting picture of camels on Facebook on Wednesdays.

I don't Facebook but does anyone just post a pic of two people humping?

 

[17seconds]

People who refuse to wash their hands after peeing.

The CEO of my company never washes his hands after peeing or pooping. Ever. At the Christmas Party last year, he wanted to shake my hand in gratitude for one of my projects. I countered with a high five and immediately went to wash my hands.

It's an ego thing, IMO. At almost every company I've worked the top executive guys do stuff like this. They'll leave wrappers on the counter, talk on the phone while on the crapper, park in 2 spots, swear like sailors... Breaking office etiquette shows everyone they are above the law.

 

[Christo]

When someone is talking about their parents and they say something like "Dad liked to bowl" or "Mom was a curious woman". For the love of God, preface it with the word "my".

Its even worse when they use non-standard names like "Papa was very strict" or "Momma was the best elderly golfer you ever saw" or "Daddy built furniture"

Do you think they're talking about a random Mom or Dad?

 

[Fennis]

When someone is talking about their parents and they say something like "Dad liked to bowl" or "Mom was a curious woman". For the love of God, preface it with the word "my".

Its even worse when they use non-standard names like "Papa was very strict" or "Momma was the best elderly golfer you ever saw" or "Daddy built furniture"

Do you think they're talking about a random Mom or Dad?

No.

It seems southerners do this more than most.

 

[saintfool]

watching her talk about herself, her relationship with him and how she has enjoyed sugardaddies in the past, i kind of pity weiner. she's become as gross as she is vulgar.

 

[EYLive]

Why do people lose their #### over pandas????? Oh boy, let's go check out the cute little animal imprisoned in a cage thousands of miles from its natural habitat, going to town on a pile of branches left there by the zookeeper. Ooooh, the panda's pregnant?!?! OMG!!!! Just knock it off with the gd pandas already.

Why do you hate China?

 

[Keerock]

Why do people lose their #### over pandas????? Oh boy, let's go check out the cute little animal imprisoned in a cage thousands of miles from its natural habitat, going to town on a pile of branches left there by the zookeeper. Ooooh, the panda's pregnant?!?! OMG!!!! Just knock it off with the gd pandas already.

Why do you hate China?

Because she looks/talks like a man.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Jogging with your shirt in your hand.Driving with a dog in your lap."In Memory of" graphics on rear windshields. I don't really need a roving billboard to remind me that someone I never knew is dead.Really any kind of graphic or bumper stick that people attach to their cars. Some are worse than others, but they all need to go.

I saw my "favorite" the other day. You know how folks have the whole mom-dad-billy-suzie-stick people chain on their back window, I guess to show the fact they are actually capable of replicating? Well, was behind a van yesterday that had "mom"-"dad"-dog1-dog2-dog3. So I guess they were proud of the fact that they could go out and buy dogs. Seriously people, WTF? You think ANYONE gives a #### that you have dogs? Or kids? Or both? I'm pretty sure had I spoken to these people, the urge to punch them in the throat would have been overwhelming, especially when they inevitable "our dogs are just like our children" comment came.

Snapped a picture of a minivan that had the family stick figures right next the In Memory Of... graphic. Shouldn't one of the stick figures have been under a tombstone?

Saw a giant "This is my daily" graphic on the front windshield of an SUV today. Just stop it.

 

[Fennis]

Jogging with your shirt in your hand.Driving with a dog in your lap."In Memory of" graphics on rear windshields. I don't really need a roving billboard to remind me that someone I never knew is dead.Really any kind of graphic or bumper stick that people attach to their cars. Some are worse than others, but they all need to go.

I saw my "favorite" the other day. You know how folks have the whole mom-dad-billy-suzie-stick people chain on their back window, I guess to show the fact they are actually capable of replicating? Well, was behind a van yesterday that had "mom"-"dad"-dog1-dog2-dog3. So I guess they were proud of the fact that they could go out and buy dogs. Seriously people, WTF? You think ANYONE gives a #### that you have dogs? Or kids? Or both? I'm pretty sure had I spoken to these people, the urge to punch them in the throat would have been overwhelming, especially when they inevitable "our dogs are just like our children" comment came.

Snapped a picture of a minivan that had the family stick figures right next the In Memory Of... graphic. Shouldn't one of the stick figures have been under a tombstone?

Saw a giant "This is my daily" graphic on the front windshield of an SUV today. Just stop it.

what is this?

 

[SacramentoBob]

Jogging with your shirt in your hand.Driving with a dog in your lap."In Memory of" graphics on rear windshields. I don't really need a roving billboard to remind me that someone I never knew is dead.Really any kind of graphic or bumper stick that people attach to their cars. Some are worse than others, but they all need to go.

I saw my "favorite" the other day. You know how folks have the whole mom-dad-billy-suzie-stick people chain on their back window, I guess to show the fact they are actually capable of replicating? Well, was behind a van yesterday that had "mom"-"dad"-dog1-dog2-dog3. So I guess they were proud of the fact that they could go out and buy dogs. Seriously people, WTF? You think ANYONE gives a #### that you have dogs? Or kids? Or both? I'm pretty sure had I spoken to these people, the urge to punch them in the throat would have been overwhelming, especially when they inevitable "our dogs are just like our children" comment came.

Snapped a picture of a minivan that had the family stick figures right next the In Memory Of... graphic. Shouldn't one of the stick figures have been under a tombstone?

Saw a giant "This is my daily" graphic on the front windshield of an SUV today. Just stop it.

what is this?

You'd have to ask her. I assume it had to do with the car itself.

 

[Run It Up]

Getting cancer

 

[McGarnicle]

Jogging with your shirt in your hand.Driving with a dog in your lap."In Memory of" graphics on rear windshields. I don't really need a roving billboard to remind me that someone I never knew is dead.Really any kind of graphic or bumper stick that people attach to their cars. Some are worse than others, but they all need to go.

I saw my "favorite" the other day. You know how folks have the whole mom-dad-billy-suzie-stick people chain on their back window, I guess to show the fact they are actually capable of replicating? Well, was behind a van yesterday that had "mom"-"dad"-dog1-dog2-dog3. So I guess they were proud of the fact that they could go out and buy dogs. Seriously people, WTF? You think ANYONE gives a #### that you have dogs? Or kids? Or both? I'm pretty sure had I spoken to these people, the urge to punch them in the throat would have been overwhelming, especially when they inevitable "our dogs are just like our children" comment came.

Snapped a picture of a minivan that had the family stick figures right next the In Memory Of... graphic. Shouldn't one of the stick figures have been under a tombstone?

Saw a giant "This is my daily" graphic on the front windshield of an SUV today. Just stop it.

I saw one that said "No one cares about your stick figure family" and it had a dude with a chainsaw chasing after a stick figure dad, mom and kids. It was so awesome.

 

[E-Z Glider]

People posting picture of camels on Facebook on Wednesdays.

lolololol

 

[Cunk]

Backing up all traffic driving extremely slowly through a car garage looking for that one spot on the first few levels when you can simply drive at a decent pace and just go to a lower/upper level which has plenty of space.

 

[FlapJacks]

the spelling Boyz (i.e. Boyz II Men, Boyz n Tha Hood etc)

 

[SacramentoBob]

Saw a car with a vanity license plate of "UR2SLO". It was being driven by some 60-year old man.

 

[17seconds]

Facebook posts designed only to generate comments. For example, a radio station posting "name a city in California without an e in its name. Its tricky!"

Yeah tricky for stupid people.

 

[saintfool]

the spelling Boyz (i.e. Boyz II Men, Boyz n Tha Hood etc)

Your time machine seems to be stuck in 1991.

 

[cstu]

Facebook posts designed only to generate comments. For example, a radio station posting "name a city in California without an e in its name. Its tricky!"

Yeah tricky for stupid people.

Fixed.

 

[cstu]

Getting cancer

Ok sure, but it no stick figure family graphic.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

the spelling Boyz (i.e. Boyz II Men, Boyz n Tha Hood etc)

Your time machine seems to be stuck in 1991.

I make dough, but don't call me Dough Boy.

 

[cstu]

When someone is talking about their parents and they say something like "Dad liked to bowl" or "Mom was a curious woman". For the love of God, preface it with the word "my".

Its even worse when they use non-standard names like "Papa was very strict" or "Momma was the best elderly golfer you ever saw" or "Daddy built furniture"

Donny loved bowling.

 

[shuke]

Facebook posts designed only to generate comments. For example, a radio station posting "name a city in California without an e in its name. Its tricky!"

Yeah tricky for stupid people.

People who reply to these are ####ing morons.

 

[Run It Up]

Facebook posts designed only to generate comments. For example, a radio station posting "name a city in California without an e in its name. Its tricky!"

Yeah tricky for stupid people.

People who reply to these are ####ing morons.

Sacramento, that capital of the state. :hawk screech:

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Subway Flatizza's

 

[McGarnicle]

Facebook posts designed only to generate comments. For example, a radio station posting "name a city in California without an e in its name. Its tricky!"

Yeah tricky for stupid people.

Frasno

 

[RevDawg]

When someone is talking about their parents and they say something like "Dad liked to bowl" or "Mom was a curious woman". For the love of God, preface it with the word "my".

Its even worse when they use non-standard names like "Papa was very strict" or "Momma was the best elderly golfer you ever saw" or "Daddy built furniture"

Amazingly

 

[Mr. Retukes]

Facebook posts designed only to generate comments. For example, a radio station posting "name a city in California without an e in its name. Its tricky!"

Yeah tricky for stupid people.

People who reply to these are ####ing morons.

https://intuitcorp.quickbase.com/db/bhwsupp9u?a=q&qid=5

 

[Mister CIA]

Smartphone/IPad typos.

Enough!

 

[Fennis]

Smartphone/IPad typos.

snuff

 

[SacramentoBob]

Using a family photo on LinkedIn.

 

[Ignoramus]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

Yes, your #### is dirty. Wash your ####### hands, neandertal.

 

[17seconds]

Flushing the urinal before you're done peeing.

Not too long ago, guy comes in and starts peeing. Mid-stream he just flushes. After the flush is complete, he's still peeing. Finally finishes and flushes again. Walks out without washing his hands.

I do this all the time. Not sure why on the flushing, just do. As for washing my hands, why? My penis is clean (just washed it this morning), why do I need to wash my hands after touching it? Did it suddenly get super dirty/germy? Id let my wife put it in her mouth without washing it first, whats the difference?

Yes, your #### is dirty. Wash your ####### hands, neandertal.

There's a reason why you tell your wife she's a filthy whore when she does that

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

When shopping online, "add to cart to see price."

How bout you add my balls to your chin.

 

[Kal El]

Kidney stones.

 

[Christo]

Kidney stones.

May they rot in hell.

 

[17seconds]

When shopping online, "add to cart to see price."

How bout you add my balls to your chin.

It's the way they handle unadvertised prices, which are an obligation with the manufacturer.

 

[McGarnicle]

When shopping online, "add to cart to see price."

How bout you add my balls to your chin.

Seriously

 

[FlapJacks]

the spelling Boyz (i.e. Boyz II Men, Boyz n Tha Hood etc)

Your time machine seems to be stuck in 1991.

still seeing it done...

 

[shuke]

When shopping online, "add to cart to see price."

How bout you add my balls to your chin.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

When shopping online, "add to cart to see price."

How bout you add my balls to your chin.

It's the way they handle unadvertised prices, which are an obligation with the manufacturer.

Oh cool then its totally OK for this obscure business reason!

IDGAF. Just tell me how much your stupid TV costs.

 

[Politician Spock]

When someone is talking about their parents and they say something like "Dad liked to bowl" or "Mom was a curious woman". For the love of God, preface it with the word "my".

Its even worse when they use non-standard names like "Papa was very strict" or "Momma was the best elderly golfer you ever saw" or "Daddy built furniture"

Do you think they're talking about a random Mom or Dad?

No.

It seems southerners do this more than most.

Makes sense. "My mom" and "mom" are probably interchangeable as being the same person to most of the participants of the conversing they engage in day by day.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I know I am showing my grumpy old man side, and maybe this has been posted before, but sports on TV really need to stop putting up people's/player's tweets during the games. Really irritates me - if I wanted to follow their crap, I would get a twitter acct. Bothers me anytime they do this during a game/highlight show/talk show.

 

[FlapJacks]

Ben Affleck being cast as a Superhero

 

[Keerock]

Ben Affleck being cast as a Superhero

FYP

 

[shadyridr]

Everytime my wife calls it the "fridgerator" I get close to calling a divorce lawyer

 

[saintfool]

this "drops mic" nonsense just needs to ####### stop.