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[Christo]

this "drops mic" nonsense just needs to ####### stop.

seconded

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ben Affleck being cast as a Superhero

How about super hero movies in general? If they never made another one I wouldn't care a bit.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ben Affleck being cast as a Superhero

How about super hero movies in general? If they never made another one I wouldn't care a bit.

Seriously.

 

[Politician Spock]

News media outlets that wish happy birthday to a dead person. "Happy birthday to Michael Jackson. He would have been 55 today."

 

[McGarnicle]

News media outlets that wish happy birthday to a dead person. "Happy birthday to Michael Jackson. He would have been 55 today."

The boys he molested are in high school and college now. Man I feel old.

 

[Ilov80s]

News media outlets that wish happy birthday to a dead person. "Happy birthday to Michael Jackson. He would have been 55 today."

The boys he molested are in high school and college now. Man I feel old.

Macaulay Culkin is 33.

 

[17seconds]

When shopping online, "add to cart to see price."

How bout you add my balls to your chin.

It's the way they handle unadvertised prices, which are an obligation with the manufacturer.

Oh cool then its totally OK for this obscure business reason!

IDGAF. Just tell me how much your stupid TV costs.

about tree fitty

 

[SacramentoBob]

Is Mark Sanchez ever going to get rid of that stupid ####### headband and haircut? Also, Tom Brady dressing like he's a special guest star on Scooby Doo can stop too.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Is Mark Sanchez ever going to get rid of that stupid ####### headband and haircut?

I'd settle for them just not showing him. Why again do we need to see the backup qb for any team as much as they show this guy?

 

[Keerock]

The beards in baseball... toolish.

 

[TheIronSheik]

The beards in baseball... toolish.

Beards in life.... toolish.

 

[joffer]

Ben Affleck being cast as a Superhero

How about super hero movies in general? If they never made another one I wouldn't care a bit.

Seriously.

 

[dozer]

"The American people want xyz"

"The American people don't want xyz"

Please replace with "A slight majority of the American people....."

 

[collective]

"Glass enclosed nerve center"

 

[SacramentoBob]

Hyphenated last names.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Government shutdowns.

 

[Christo]

The beards in baseball... toolish.

Beards in life.... toolish.

The world would be a much better place if more men wore beards. Truth.

 

[Man of Zen]

Please do not tell me when a record is going "to drop."

It does not make you seem like a hip, trendy, music industry insider.

 

[daddo39]

Only scrolled back 3 pages so i hope its not a honda..but hashtag. hashtag this, hashtag that. It's a @#!*#! pound sign

 

[TheIronSheik]

The beards in baseball... toolish.

Beards in life.... toolish.

The world would be a much better place if more men wore beards. Truth.

About 10 to 15 years ago, people were saying the same thing about goatees. Remember that.

 

[Tom Servo]

Hyphenated last names.

So 1995.

 

[Fennis]

Hyphenated last names.

So-1995.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Hyphenated last names.

I prefer all words to remain non-hyphenated.

 

[Henry Ford]

Discovery. I say we just file lawsuits and immediately take them to trial.

 

[Christo]

The beards in baseball... toolish.

Beards in life.... toolish.

The world would be a much better place if more men wore beards. Truth.

About 10 to 15 years ago, people were saying the same thing about goatees. Remember that.

You lie

 

[Christo]

Discovery. I say we just file lawsuits and immediately take them to trial.

I love discovery

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hyphenated last names.

Every school yeah I have at least 3 or 4 kids with hyphenated last names. I'd be willing to bet that 75% of those kids ask to be called by just one of the names.

 

[17seconds]

Posting a picture and captioning it with "this"

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Posting a picture and captioning it with "this"

This

 

[Ilov80s]

Hyphenated last names.

Every school yeah I have at least 3 or 4 kids with hyphenated last names. I'd be willing to bet that 75% of those kids ask to be called by just one of the names.

Yep and if you ask them, 50% actually hate one of the names because either it's dads name and dad bugged out the family or it's their ahole stepdad. I have a girl with a hyphenated last name, stepdad and dad. The stepdad murdered her real dad when she was in elementary school.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Discovery.

Dumb legal terms.

 

[Christo]

Discovery.

Dumb legal terms.

What's dumb about it?

 

[mad sweeney]

Driving 5 mph under the speed limit on the freeway because there's a cop nearby.

 

[Otis]

Eminence.

 

[Keerock]

Driving 5 mph under the speed limit on the freeway because there's a cop nearby.

This.

 

[jhib]

Driving 5 mph under the speed limit on the freeway because there's a cop nearby.

I hate this.

Except when they have someone pulled over, in which case it's the law in this state to slow down.

 

[Ignoramus]

Only scrolled back 3 pages so i hope its not a honda..but hashtag. hashtag this, hashtag that. It's a @#!*#! pound sign

Is that tic-tac-toe?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Only scrolled back 3 pages so i hope its not a honda..but hashtag. hashtag this, hashtag that. It's a @#!*#! pound sign

Is that tic-tac-toe?

No, it's the number sign.

 

[Usual21]

Wearing a skull cap when it's not cold. Just stupid as wearing scarves as accessories. ####### hipsters.

 

[Tom Servo]

Hyphenated last names.

So-1995.

I see what you did there.

 

[shuke]

Driving 5 mph under the speed limit on the freeway because there's a cop nearby.

My buddy's a cop and he said it drives him ####ing insane. He can never make good time getting anywhere because the car in front of him is always going under the speed limit.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Driving 5 mph under the speed limit on the freeway because there's a cop nearby.

My buddy's a cop and he said it drives him ####ing insane. He can never make good time getting anywhere because the car in front of him is always going under the speed limit.

I always pass cops on the freeway. I think they respect the moxie.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I should probably start a driving-only thread:

- people inexplicably slowing down as they merge into highway traffic

- slackjawed gawking at accidents, especially on the other side of the highway

- cars matching pace in two lanes

- semis cruising in the left lane

- slow cars and honorary citizen defenders of the law cruising in the left lane

- pretty much anyone being in the left lane

- routine use of high beams guy

- people throwing #### out their window

- texting and driving

 

[strykerpks]

I should probably start a driving-only thread:

- slackjawed gawking at accidents, especially on the other side of the highway

My dad taught me early on. If something happened on the side of the road, he'd keep his eyes ahead and would say to my mom "You watch, I'll drive"

I use the same tactic with my wife. It might save 1 second overall but if we compound that to all drivers we'd only have to go 45 instead of 25.

 

[ummich10]

Football announcers saying "here's a guy that...".

 

[Henry Ford]

Discovery. I say we just file lawsuits and immediately take them to trial.

I love discovery

You can imagine my surprise.

 

[shadyridr]

Is Mark Sanchez ever going to get rid of that stupid ####### headband and haircut? Also, Tom Brady dressing like he's a special guest star on Scooby Doo can stop too.

hes growing his hair to donate it for charity

 

[shadyridr]

The beards in baseball... toolish.

Beards in life.... toolish.

The world would be a much better place if more men wore beards. Truth.

About 10 to 15 years ago, people were saying the same thing about goatees. Remember that.

i read somewhere that sales for razors are down dramatically in recent years and razor companies are struggling to come up with ideas to counteract this new development. Some are coming out with stubble grooming buzzers

 

[shadyridr]

I should probably start a driving-only thread:

- slackjawed gawking at accidents, especially on the other side of the highway

My dad taught me early on. If something happened on the side of the road, he'd keep his eyes ahead and would say to my mom "You watch, I'll drive"I use the same tactic with my wife. It might save 1 second overall but if we compound that to all drivers we'd only have to go 45 instead of 25.

haha i do the same thing. I hate these flipping rubberneckers and make it a point not to be one myself

 

[SacramentoBob]

Growing your hair out to donate it to charity.