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Air Travel Pet Peeves (1 Viewer)

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BigJim® said:
2. People who upon landing ignore standard exit process and try to jockey closer to the front of the plane.
I was on a flight where a Clueless Asian ManTM got up and started walking toward the front door about 3 seconds after the wheels touched. I don't think the nose was even down. "SIR, PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR SEAT!". No response.
These people are always feigning obliviousness... the eye contact avoidance is unmistakable. Just like the pregate jockeyers. And for the record, on a late flight I know some are late for a connection and I've seen some apologizing along each passed row that they need to catch a connection. My gripe is when the flight is right on time, or early, and this occurs.
 
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The last flight i was on, the seat moved forward to recline instead of the seat back going back. This made the whole reclining thing acceptable since they are losing the space, not the guy behind them.

 
I've relaxed on most of mine, but one still drives me crazy; When you exit the plane, the stampede of people from the back who don't have the courtesy to let people in the front out. It isn't about people in the front being more important than people in the back, it's simply the lack of courtesy for acknowledging that someone else is trying to get off the plane too.
If I see someone rushing up front, I will place a bag in the ailse to block them.

I remember one flight where our gate was occupied and so we had to wait for the plane to clear. I was near the back on a full flight, and a guy sitting across the aisle from me was going nuts--screaming about needing to get out and letting everyone know how important he was. #######
On the flip side, it's really rude when the pilot or flight attendant gets on the PA and asks everybody to stay seated so that somebody in the back can make a connecting flight, only to have the entire plane disregard. I've had it happen twice, once when I needed to get off and another when some stranger did. There should have been plenty of time to make the connection, but both times the initial leg was delayed by a good hour or two making it a very tight connection.
 
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moleculo said:
I've got two gripes, not sure if mentioned:

1. people stopping in the middle of the concourse/hallway/whatever, for no apparent reason. Drives me up a fricken wall. If you want to stop and collect your thoughts, or figure our where you are going, or yell at your kid,or have to re-adjust your adult diaper or whatever, can you please have the courtesy to move to the side of the hallway, by the wall? It's especially worse when people are dragging luggage - more obstacles that you have to dodge if you are trying to get to your gate.

2. Why are there never clocks visible in the concourse? I can't think of a place more driven by schedules, yet it's never obvious exactly what time it is.

I guess for me it comes down to this: it's really important to be at a particular gate at a particular time, yet airports seem designed to impede your progress at every turn. It's maddening.
#1 is one of my biggest pet peeves in life. Walking anywhere infuiates me because it turns in to an obstacle course of idiots

The worst is groups of 4 people strolling line abreast down the street at a snails pace
Was walking on sidewalk yesterday toward a group of 3 people. They were 3 wide of course taking up the whole sidewalk. Car was also coming. They literally dont yield one inch to me. I am certainly not going to step into the road, so there was a bit of a collision. There is no way she didn't see me coming. We were walking toward each other for 100 feet at least. I could have been a jerk and not turned my body at all, but i did turn sideways so I didnt plow her over, but she definitely got a decent bump. I honestly couldnt believe it. What was so weird is they just kept on walking like nothing happened.

They were either drunk or live on their own planet.

 
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Nothing worse than arriving at your destination and being trapped on the plane because some gate agent yahoo is spending too much time on the can.

My wife is flying to Florida today to visit her parents. She's seated in the back of a plane that arrived late at the gate, and there is no one at the gate to move out the gangway thing so they can de-plane. According to her last text, she is approaching the point of having a urinary incident. I told her to be "Bladder Strong!", which she didn't appreciate.
Why didn't she just get up and use the toilet?

 
Waiting in a plane. I landed in Washington 20 minutes ago and we don't have a gate to park at. Now we are waiting on the tarmac for something to open up. I hope I make my connection. This is annoying since we arrived on time

 
Not a pet peeve but I had a good laugh today. So I am at the airport having a quick meal before the flight and I see this Asian woman eating and I see something around her neck. Once she finishes lunch, she proceeds to put on one of those germ maks and leaves the restaurant. She probably had bottled water with ice too.
Reminds me of a lady I saw. About a 60yr old white woman. Had the mask on. Had sanitary gloves on. They were shooting a United commercial at the gate and even though she was nowhere near the camera she went up to the crew and told them sternly "you cannot film me or use my likeness in any way, put your camera down when I pass by". Then on the plane I noticed she was watching Rachel Maddow the whole flight , so she's got the political thing going on too I'm sure.

Real peach right there.
You should have started shooting her with your phone and watch her have a meltdown

Would probably go viral
All these mask wearers are too damn dumb to realize that cheap little paper mask does nothing to protect you from getting sick. In fact, it's the opposite. Next time you see one of these people, thank them for not spreading their nasty *** germs all round the joint.

 
I've relaxed on most of mine, but one still drives me crazy; When you exit the plane, the stampede of people from the back who don't have the courtesy to let people in the front out. It isn't about people in the front being more important than people in the back, it's simply the lack of courtesy for acknowledging that someone else is trying to get off the plane too.
If I see someone rushing up front, I will place a bag in the ailse to block them.

I remember one flight where our gate was occupied and so we had to wait for the plane to clear. I was near the back on a full flight, and a guy sitting across the aisle from me was going nuts--screaming about needing to get out and letting everyone know how important he was. #######
On the flip side, it's really rude when the pilot or flight attendant gets on the PA and asks everybody to stay seated so that somebody in the back can make a connecting flight, only to have the entire plane disregard. I've had it happen twice, once when I needed to get off and another when some stranger did. There should have been plenty of time to make the connection, but both times the initial leg was delayed by a good hour or two making it a very tight connection.
Because I'm sure you were the only one with a tight connecting flight and world revolves around you, right?

Get a seat closer to the front next time.

 
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Couples who book a window and aisle, then refuse to switch seats and talk over you during the flight. Should be legal to taser them.
Just answer each side's questions and comments. They'll take the hint quickly and ask to switch seats. ;)

 
Was on a 9 hour flight from Honolulu to Washington Dulles and there was no meal service or snack. I guess you could purchase some kind of snack but I was never offered one. Thanks United.

 
And it's not even Mr. Important Guy. It's Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm on the bus. Nothing. How are you? What are you doing? Nothing much. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

 
Was on a 9 hour flight from Honolulu to Washington Dulles and there was no meal service or snack. I guess you could purchase some kind of snack but I was never offered one. Thanks United.
Not a fan of United, but I like the snack boxes they sell. Would much rather pay for those than get the slop they used to sling for free.

 
I know it's super convenient for people. It really is. And my opinion is an unpopular one. But ######, I want to shoot the person who invented the wheels that go on the bottom of a suitcase/carry on.

20 years ago, a person could no fill a suitcase to the point where they can't lift it up, because, well, they wouldn't be able to carry it around. Now, we have 98 pound nincompoops who luck around 150 pounds worth of crap because they just roll it wherever they want. Until, of course, it comes time to try and put in in the overhead bin. Then they look like an idiot alligator wrestling. And for the love of Christ, if you can't pick it up, why are you carrying it on your plane?

IF YOU CAN'T PICK LUGGAGE UP OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ROLL IT ALL THROUGH CREATION. GOOD CHRIST.

 
I know it's super convenient for people. It really is. And my opinion is an unpopular one. But ######, I want to shoot the person who invented the wheels that go on the bottom of a suitcase/carry on.

20 years ago, a person could no fill a suitcase to the point where they can't lift it up, because, well, they wouldn't be able to carry it around. Now, we have 98 pound nincompoops who luck around 150 pounds worth of crap because they just roll it wherever they want. Until, of course, it comes time to try and put in in the overhead bin. Then they look like an idiot alligator wrestling. And for the love of Christ, if you can't pick it up, why are you carrying it on your plane?

IF YOU CAN'T PICK LUGGAGE UP OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ROLL IT ALL THROUGH CREATION. GOOD CHRIST.
lol. Good call.
 
I didn't read through the entire thread and I'm sure this is already covered, but I ####### hate the folks who take a damn near full sized piece of luggage as their carry on so the overhead bins are full.

I wish the airlines would start enforcing the size limitations so these jackasses couldn't simply turn them sideways.

 
Not a pet peeve but I had a good laugh today. So I am at the airport having a quick meal before the flight and I see this Asian woman eating and I see something around her neck. Once she finishes lunch, she proceeds to put on one of those germ maks and leaves the restaurant. She probably had bottled water with ice too.
Reminds me of a lady I saw. About a 60yr old white woman. Had the mask on. Had sanitary gloves on. They were shooting a United commercial at the gate and even though she was nowhere near the camera she went up to the crew and told them sternly "you cannot film me or use my likeness in any way, put your camera down when I pass by". Then on the plane I noticed she was watching Rachel Maddow the whole flight , so she's got the political thing going on too I'm sure.

Real peach right there.
You should have started shooting her with your phone and watch her have a meltdown

Would probably go viral
All these mask wearers are too damn dumb to realize that cheap little paper mask does nothing to protect you from getting sick. In fact, it's the opposite. Next time you see one of these people, thank them for not spreading their nasty *** germs all round the joint.
I always assume when I see people wearing masks that they are sick and are in fact wearing them so as not to spread it. Am I wrong?

 
Not a pet peeve but I had a good laugh today. So I am at the airport having a quick meal before the flight and I see this Asian woman eating and I see something around her neck. Once she finishes lunch, she proceeds to put on one of those germ maks and leaves the restaurant. She probably had bottled water with ice too.
Reminds me of a lady I saw. About a 60yr old white woman. Had the mask on. Had sanitary gloves on. They were shooting a United commercial at the gate and even though she was nowhere near the camera she went up to the crew and told them sternly "you cannot film me or use my likeness in any way, put your camera down when I pass by". Then on the plane I noticed she was watching Rachel Maddow the whole flight , so she's got the political thing going on too I'm sure.

Real peach right there.
You should have started shooting her with your phone and watch her have a meltdownWould probably go viral
All these mask wearers are too damn dumb to realize that cheap little paper mask does nothing to protect you from getting sick. In fact, it's the opposite. Next time you see one of these people, thank them for not spreading their nasty *** germs all round the joint.
I always assume when I see people wearing masks that they are sick and are in fact wearing them so as not to spread it. Am I wrong?
That is normally the case. Very common in Japan to wear masks when they are sick to be courteous to others.

 
4) Similarly, people that have to use the seat backs as handholds as they walk down the aisle (even when there isn't a lick of turbulence).
I don't have a choice here. I have no depth perception, so holding the seatbacks prevents me from falling onto people.

 
4) Similarly, people that have to use the seat backs as handholds as they walk down the aisle (even when there isn't a lick of turbulence).
I don't have a choice here. I have no depth perception, so holding the seatbacks prevents me from falling onto people.
If it's a medical issue, that's understandable of course. Unfortunately, it's often difficult to distinguish the lazy and inconsiderate from the legitimately infirm in this instance, so my ire would be unfairly misplaced on occasion. Do you have to use a wheelchair or hold someone's arm to get around the terminal? Or is it more difficult on the plane because of its motion?

 
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If it takes 12 hours or less to drive I won't fly. And I will stretch that time a bit when necessary. Right now I would fly to the west coast but if it is on this side of the Mississippi I'll drive.
:yes: Add to that, we have 4 kids and 2 adults - cost of airfare plus the hassle just isn't worth it. I'm sure others will appreciate us not flying with our 3 year old.

 
If it takes 12 hours or less to drive I won't fly. And I will stretch that time a bit when necessary. Right now I would fly to the west coast but if it is on this side of the Mississippi I'll drive.
:yes: Add to that, we have 4 kids and 2 adults - cost of airfare plus the hassle just isn't worth it. I'm sure others will appreciate us not flying with our 3 year old.
You are wise to think so.

 
If it takes 12 hours or less to drive I won't fly. And I will stretch that time a bit when necessary. Right now I would fly to the west coast but if it is on this side of the Mississippi I'll drive.
:yes: Add to that, we have 4 kids and 2 adults - cost of airfare plus the hassle just isn't worth it. I'm sure others will appreciate us not flying with our 3 year old.
You are wise to think so.
lol

 
Nothing about reclining #######s? Person in front of me needs to recline into my space they are getting a knee shot sporadically throughout the flight.
You must not fly much. Most people recline. The seats are designed with that in mind. You are absolutely the ###hole in this scenario.
I don't fly much, I hate it and am in a bad mood from security to landing. So F off.
It might help you relax if you recline your seat.
lol.

IIRC, there was a pretty lengthy thread about this topic, and guess what.... people who don't like reclining didn't change their minds. Also, people who like reclining didn't change their minds.
lol, I remember that thread. I had a very lengthy discussion with Rayderr about it, and of course no one changed their minds.

Airlines wouldn't put in seats that reclined if they didn't want you to recline. My neck kills me sitting straight up. I wouldn't be able to fly if I couldn't recline. But you have to be a gentleman about it and not keep moving it back and forth. Put it in one position and keep it there.

 
Love that delta isn't making us turn off devices anymore. About freaking time.
And I'm equally loving that calls are still not allowed.
This will break me. I cannot wait to sit next to some windbag on a cross country flight yelling into his phone about how important he is.
THIS would so be happening to the first douchenozzle or chatty cathy that started yammering on next to me. #### that noise.

 
I know it's super convenient for people. It really is. And my opinion is an unpopular one. But ######, I want to shoot the person who invented the wheels that go on the bottom of a suitcase/carry on.

20 years ago, a person could no fill a suitcase to the point where they can't lift it up, because, well, they wouldn't be able to carry it around. Now, we have 98 pound nincompoops who luck around 150 pounds worth of crap because they just roll it wherever they want. Until, of course, it comes time to try and put in in the overhead bin. Then they look like an idiot alligator wrestling. And for the love of Christ, if you can't pick it up, why are you carrying it on your plane?

IF YOU CAN'T PICK LUGGAGE UP OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ROLL IT ALL THROUGH CREATION. GOOD CHRIST.
I've also found that 34.9% of the time these ######s are on their phones too. The whole holding phone with shoulder while still talking, and then corntorting down to somehow attempt to lift this bag, which is 1.5x body weight, into the overhead bin... KNOWING they're just putting on a show for someone to help them. If it's a normal woman I'll jump to assist, but if they're on the phone, I'm just watching them suffer.

Look buddy/lady... nothing on that phone call is THAT important. Throw your phone in the seat and put your #### away.

 
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I didn't read through the entire thread and I'm sure this is already covered, but I ####### hate the folks who take a damn near full sized piece of luggage as their carry on so the overhead bins are full.

I wish the airlines would start enforcing the size limitations so these jackasses couldn't simply turn them sideways.
And the number limitation.

 
I know it's super convenient for people. It really is. And my opinion is an unpopular one. But ######, I want to shoot the person who invented the wheels that go on the bottom of a suitcase/carry on.

20 years ago, a person could no fill a suitcase to the point where they can't lift it up, because, well, they wouldn't be able to carry it around. Now, we have 98 pound nincompoops who luck around 150 pounds worth of crap because they just roll it wherever they want. Until, of course, it comes time to try and put in in the overhead bin. Then they look like an idiot alligator wrestling. And for the love of Christ, if you can't pick it up, why are you carrying it on your plane?

IF YOU CAN'T PICK LUGGAGE UP OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ROLL IT ALL THROUGH CREATION. GOOD CHRIST.
lug around

 
Love that delta isn't making us turn off devices anymore. About freaking time.
And I'm equally loving that calls are still not allowed.
This will break me. I cannot wait to sit next to some windbag on a cross country flight yelling into his phone about how important he is.
THIS would so be happening to the first douchenozzle or chatty cathy that started yammering on next to me. #### that noise.
:lmao:

 
Love that delta isn't making us turn off devices anymore. About freaking time.
And I'm equally loving that calls are still not allowed.
Southwest has in-flight Wifi now. Was on a flight last week, and while I'm not 100% positive, I believe a guy on the aisle several rows up from me was doing a video chat on his laptop.
Delta has had this for ages. I love my FFA sessions from 30k feet. At one point I think I was doing online poker up there as well

- :moneybag:

 
Love that delta isn't making us turn off devices anymore. About freaking time.
And I'm equally loving that calls are still not allowed.
Southwest has in-flight Wifi now. Was on a flight last week, and while I'm not 100% positive, I believe a guy on the aisle several rows up from me was doing a video chat on his laptop.
Delta has had this for ages. I love my FFA sessions from 30k feet. At one point I think I was doing online poker up there as well

- :moneybag:
Yeah, it's awesome until people start using it for what are essentially phone calls, which I think is inevitable.

 
Love that delta isn't making us turn off devices anymore. About freaking time.
And I'm equally loving that calls are still not allowed.
Southwest has in-flight Wifi now. Was on a flight last week, and while I'm not 100% positive, I believe a guy on the aisle several rows up from me was doing a video chat on his laptop.
Now if only they would have outlets available for the masses instead of only in first class.

 
I have some new ones after flying Frontier to/from Vegas. They make you size every bag at the check-in AND at the gate for every leg of your flight!

They also upcharge for Exit row seats (which is fine), but after the damn door is closed, we should be free to move to those seats. Instead, they leave this row completely empty. My questions is, who opens these doors in the event of an emergency? I know someone will or attempt to try to, but I find it disingenuous for the airline to rely on someone who hasn't been instructed to read the procedures.

 
Interesting to see this list 11 years later. I’ve definitely become more zen in the years since and try not to let most of these issues bother me anymore. Just trying to be a more patient person who isn’t always in a rush helps with a couple of them. With others, I just try to not be bothered by people not following the rules or social conventions if it doesn’t impact me directly (what do I care if some guy is still on the phone after being told to put his device in airplane mode? But I have to admit, some of them still break through from time to time and make me want to punch someone.
 
Just got back to the east coast from California. Wasn’t too bad. The chatty guy next to me was kind of annoying. I even put my DJ Jazzy Jeff headphones on to end it but that didn’t work. I finally had to pretend like I was sleeping. Whatever not a huge deal. The only thing that I found beyond stupid is two separate flights they announced the plane was full and both times the person in the aisle seat was all nestled in when the two seats next to them were empty. Tray down, laptop out, buckled in, stuff in their lap. All irritated when you ask them to gtf up so you can sit in your seat.
 
I know it's super convenient for people. It really is. And my opinion is an unpopular one. But ######, I want to shoot the person who invented the wheels that go on the bottom of a suitcase/carry on.

20 years ago, a person could no fill a suitcase to the point where they can't lift it up, because, well, they wouldn't be able to carry it around. Now, we have 98 pound nincompoops who luck around 150 pounds worth of crap because they just roll it wherever they want. Until, of course, it comes time to try and put in in the overhead bin. Then they look like an idiot alligator wrestling. And for the love of Christ, if you can't pick it up, why are you carrying it on your plane?

IF YOU CAN'T PICK LUGGAGE UP OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ROLL IT ALL THROUGH CREATION. GOOD CHRIST.
lug around

I’m traveling internationally a lot more and they actually weigh your carry on and it’s pretty darn limiting (I try my level best to not check luggage on business travel). For example, Lufthansa’s limit is 8kg (17.6 pounds). I wonder if and when U.S. airlines start to do this.
 
Just got back to the east coast from California. Wasn’t too bad. The chatty guy next to me was kind of annoying. I even put my DJ Jazzy Jeff headphones on to end it but that didn’t work. I finally had to pretend like I was sleeping. Whatever not a huge deal. The only thing that I found beyond stupid is two separate flights they announced the plane was full and both times the person in the aisle seat was all nestled in when the two seats next to them were empty. Tray down, laptop out, buckled in, stuff in their lap. All irritated when you ask them to gtf up so you can sit in your seat.

Wait, how did he continue to chat with you once you put your over the ear headphones on? Was he poking you to get your attention?
 
Just got back to the east coast from California. Wasn’t too bad. The chatty guy next to me was kind of annoying. I even put my DJ Jazzy Jeff headphones on to end it but that didn’t work. I finally had to pretend like I was sleeping. Whatever not a huge deal. The only thing that I found beyond stupid is two separate flights they announced the plane was full and both times the person in the aisle seat was all nestled in when the two seats next to them were empty. Tray down, laptop out, buckled in, stuff in their lap. All irritated when you ask them to gtf up so you can sit in your seat.

Wait, how did he continue to chat with you once you put your over the ear headphones on? Was he poking you to get your attention?
Exactly that. I made the mistake of conversing first so that’s on me. Small regional flight so two seats on each side of the aisle. I was right behind him and we happened to be sitting in the same row. I said…….geez it’s almost like we came together. We were best friends from then on.
 
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I’m traveling internationally a lot more and they actually weigh your carry on and it’s pretty darn limiting (I try my level best to not check luggage on business travel). For example, Lufthansa’s limit is 8kg (17.6 pounds). I wonder if and when U.S. airlines start to do this.
I was flying to Canada a bit the last few years and I learned the hard way their are International planes and US planes and the overhead bins were not like one another. Having my fat, disgusting American carry on and trying to stuff it in the slim, demure international overhead was always a fun experience. Why are we like this? Can't we all just get along?
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This is about 95% of the root cause of all my problems in the world today.
 
The feeling of being treated like a piece of cattle by corporations determined to squeeze every cent out of you at the same giving you less and less for it. Obviously I fly coach.
I feel like I'm livin' the life when I upgrade from basic economy to the seats closer to the front of the plane. Man, back in the day I could upgrade to first for like $75 on flights from Austin to SoCal, and I was all over that.
 
The feeling of being treated like a piece of cattle by corporations determined to squeeze every cent out of you at the same giving you less and less for it

This constant ensh*tification of everything is really annoying. Every business and service treats customers the same... just to do anything you have to be constantly feeding money into someone else's pocket. And give less and less in return.

Plus, of course, everywhere you go, they raise prices "to keep the riffraff out" or whatever... but I know plenty of rich people who are a-holes. Rich doesn't equal class.

This is what's killing the nightlife scene... they jack up the door charge, the price of drinks, make the music so loud you can't talk, all you can do is order drink after drink and keep paying out dollars... then they wonder why no one wants to go out anymore. Those that do? Entitled jerkwads who treat everyone else like crap. Death of the third place, etc, screw 'em all.
 
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