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Alex, I'll take "Something that's never been in my kitchen for $500" (1 Viewer)

I'll say a $500 Jeopardy! clue since my current house was built in 2007 and $500 clues were eliminated in 2001.

 
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I read one article (briefly before it asked me to pay) where the owner said that when the gator got drunk and stopped moving, she went to her room...closed the door...and played some video games.

I’ve never heard of a gator breaking in to a house like this.

 
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I need to save this to show my wife when she freaks out over the few ants that show up in our kitchen each spring.

 
Well, Sharknadoes seems to be a successful franchise. Anyone want to invest in my Hurrigators epic? Bound to make millions at the box office.

 
Ive never been that close to one that big, but I ran over about a 6 footer about a month ago around 3am on CR 471 in the Green Swamp...it bolted from a ditch to cross the road and I never saw it til I was right on top of it. I was going 65MPH and it felt like I hit a speed bump.

It was the 3rd gator Ive ran over in the past 8 years, 2 of them were on 471 which is nothing swamp on both sides for about 20 miles. Its a two lane road so if you try to swerve you could end up in a ditch or worse with no cell phone signal and complete pitch blackness. The other one I hit was pretty small, maybe 3 or 4 feet, and it was in a residential area near a small lake.

Its pretty common to see them this time of year. When mating season ramps up they get way more active and brave. Not sure Ive ever heard of one breaking and entering before though.

 
I grew up in a small town, central Texas. One time one of the local rednecks went to Louisiana or something and procured himself a bunch of little baby alligators. He caught wind of how much alligator handbags were selling for on the internet, so he decided to start an alligator farm. A lucrative, lucrative alligator farm. It didn't take long for him to realize he'd gotten himself in over his head, so he let all the baby alligators loose into the creek behind his house. When the alligators made their way down to the river and turned up in a local park within the city it made the papers and everything. People were freaking out about an impending alligator invasion for about a week.

 
An 11' alligator inside the house is crazy. I have no desire to live in Florida. Gators everywhere, snakes everywhere, giant bugs everywhere, hurricanes, just...no.

 
GroveDiesel said:
An 11' alligator inside the house is crazy. I have no desire to live in Florida. Gators everywhere, snakes everywhere, giant bugs everywhere, hurricanes, just...no.
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It ain't for everyone. Moving to Florida was the best decision I ever made, I'll never leave.

 
ChainsawU said:
I grew up in a small town, central Texas. One time one of the local rednecks went to Louisiana or something and procured himself a bunch of little baby alligators. He caught wind of how much alligator handbags were selling for on the internet, so he decided to start an alligator farm. A lucrative, lucrative alligator farm. It didn't take long for him to realize he'd gotten himself in over his head, so he let all the baby alligators loose into the creek behind his house. When the alligators made their way down to the river and turned up in a local park within the city it made the papers and everything. People were freaking out about an impending alligator invasion for about a week.
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Chain! Where you been? No longer gracing us with your good humor? 

 
Recently just watched the not in my kitchen episode.   

Fun maybe fact.  I think woody harrelson is the only actor to have a scene in the jeopardy audience in 2 different movies/shows

 
gump said:
I read one article (briefly before it asked me to pay) where the owner said that when the gator got drunk and stopped moving, she went to her room...closed the door...and played some video games.

I’ve never heard of a gator breaking in to a house like this.
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I've seen articles of smaller ones coming in through doggy doors. 

 
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