And people in my office wonder why they're fat (1 Viewer)

[mr roboto]

Instead of redistributing the cake, your job is to make the cake bigger.

 

[pats3in4]

EG72 to the obese: "You can't have your cake and eat it, too!"

Not on his watch, at least.

 

[Zow]

Where was this second shift sympathy when you opted to throw the cake away??!!

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Where was this second shift sympathy when you opted to throw the cake away??!!

Scenarios in order of preference:

1. Second shift gets the cake

2. No one gets the cake

3. Jumbo gets the cake.

She effectively took scenario 1 out of the mix, I wasn't keen on allowing scenario 3 to be realized.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Also, I was hoping to get some video for you guys. Some of you folks can suck the fun out of anything.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

EG72 to the obese: "You can't have your cake and eat it, too!"

Not on his watch, at least.

This guy gets it....

 

[Otis]

Thought this was solid shtick.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Thought this was solid shtick.

Not the communist shtick. That was funny.

 

[Dickies]

I'm dying here reading back through this thread.

 

[Henry Ford]

Have HR send around a memo about having cake in your office. "This is how you get ants."

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Have HR send around a memo about having cake in your office. "This is how you get ants."

Unfortunately, Mrs. XXL is the HR department IIRC.

 

[Ghost Rider]

No Monday mid-day snacks this week?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

You know who are fat.......Emergency Service Dispatch personnel.

 

[Al Czervik]

Have you heard her say anything about her missing "piece" of cake today?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Have you heard her say anything about her missing "piece" of cake today?

No. I actually heard her on the phone earlier talking to someone about doing some kind of detox/cleanse over the weekend and losing 7 pounds. Now, I'm really baffled.

 

[Joe Summer]

Have you heard her say anything about her missing "piece" of cake today?

No. I actually heard her on the phone earlier talking to someone about doing some kind of detox/cleanse over the weekend and losing 7 pounds. Now, I'm really baffled.

 

[Ghost Rider]

7 lbs? Is going from 429 to 422 really that notable?

 

[Keerock]

Have you heard her say anything about her missing "piece" of cake today?

No. I actually heard her on the phone earlier talking to someone about doing some kind of detox/cleanse over the weekend and losing 7 pounds. Now, I'm really baffled.

Go ask her if she lost some weight. When she says "Why yes, thank you", tell her "turn around, I think I found it"

 

[Henry Ford]

Have you heard her say anything about her missing "piece" of cake today?

No. I actually heard her on the phone earlier talking to someone about doing some kind of detox/cleanse over the weekend and losing 7 pounds. Now, I'm really baffled.

See what you've done? That was supposed to be her only food for the weekend.

 

[Quez]

Maybe she realized someone took her cake away because she is too fat. She might be in the beginning stages of making a total transformation. Pretty soon you could be making threads about the hot chick in HR.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Okay, it's Friday, and it's lunchtime. How much cake is left today?

 

[Annyong]

I'm gonna have a Nutter Butter here in a bit.

 

[Ned]

I'm gonna have a Nutter Butter here in a bit.

'the hell's the matter with you?

 

[Annyong]

I'm gonna have a Nutter Butter here in a bit.

'the hell's the matter with you?

a...package of them. 4 total. probably about 6 too few.