Another Animal Battle: FBG vs Canada Goose (1 Viewer)

[MikeIke]

When we were teens my brother and I were playing golf at a local Muni. This place has a lot of Canada geese crapping all over the fairways, year round.

Anyhow he hits a low screamer about two feet off the ground with a driver off the tee. "Blammo", just crushes one of those ####ers right in the grille. Down he goes, looks like a sniper hit him with a head shot with a 50 Cal.

So I say I'm gonna go to the pro shop and tell them there's a dead goose on aisle 9. I'm gone about 5 mins, when I come back I pick up my bro and we go down the fairway to hit our 2nd shots. He's about 5 ft from this heap of dead animal and all of a sudden Frankengoose gets up, shakes his head and moseys off like no big deal.

You should have wrung its neck. F all these birds, they're a blight on our country. 

Damn immigrants... 

 

[Niles Standish]

You would fight an ostrich?

I think they would be easier to take than a Casowarry.  A little bigger but no razor sharp claws.