Anyone in here good at Photoshop? - Update: HE GOT HOPS IPA (1 Viewer)

[Punxsutawney Phil]

so racist. 

Why's it have to be a man of color on the label? White guys from Europe can't dunk?

oh boy, .... and it looks like he's dunking a cannabis bud. 

Might as well just call it "He Got Hops Gin and Juice".

... and you're late to the party. There's already "Got Mad Hops IPA" and "Baby Got Hops". Not very original.

You really should have consulted with us prior to finalizing. FBG army would have come up with a witty and original idea ... that isn't so racist.

I have no problem with the label but it reminds me of a recent story about a brewmaster who had to apologize for naming a beer "Black Lagers Matter".

 

[RUSF18]

I heard they recently added more hoppppppsssssstt to it.

 

[Jaysus]

so, uhh... most homebrew contest don't even allow labels to prevent judging bias.  Are you actually going to apply them to the bottles you submit?

 

[dickey moe]

so racist. 

Why's it have to be a man of color on the label? White guys from Europe can't dunk?

oh boy, .... and it looks like he's dunking a cannabis bud. 

Might as well just call it "He Got Hops Gin and Juice".

... and you're late to the party. There's already "Got Mad Hops IPA" and "Baby Got Hops". Not very original.

You really should have consulted with us prior to finalizing. FBG army would have come up with a witty and original idea ... that isn't so racist.

Triple Buzzkill Artisanal

 

[dickey moe]

so, uhh... most homebrew contest don't even allow labels to prevent judging bias.  Are you actually going to apply them to the bottles you submit?

Yeah, I'm going to ask about that. If I can't actually place it on the contest submittal bottles I'll just put them on bottles I'm sharing with family and friends.

 

[dickey moe]

Per the rules:

• All entries must be free of previous labeling. Bottle caps should be plain, with no labeling on the submittal that would result in entrant identification.

Doesn't seem to disallow placing a label on the bottle unless my name is also on the label, right? I'll probably end up sending two bottles - one with label and one without, and package them creatively so that I wouldn't be automatically disqualified.

 

[rail]

I interpret the rules to mean no labelling at all. Don't dq your super session triple artisanal seasonal brewer's-choice ipa for the sake of your label. There's big $$$$$$$ on the line.

 

[Arizona Ron]

glvsav37 really came through with the label for HE GOT HOPS SESSION IPA.

Now we have to decide between the vertical or horizontal label.

Are you seriously putting this into production?  Sports teams are pretty serious about protecting their brands.  Expect a cease and desist letter if you're tying to make money on this.

 

[dickey moe]

Are you seriously putting this into production?  Sports teams are pretty serious about protecting their brands.  Expect a cease and desist letter if you're tying to make money on this.

For the love of God for the umpteenth time I'm not selling any of this - it's for fun only.

 

[dickey moe]

I interpret the rules to mean no labelling at all. Don't dq your super session triple artisanal seasonal brewer's-choice ipa for the sake of your label. There's big $$$$$$$ on the line.

Got it.

 

[Brony]

For the love of God for the umpteenth time I'm not selling any of this - it's for fun only.

Then there should be nudes

 

[rail]

So how much are you selling these for?

 

[NotSmart]

Then there should be nudes

Google nude beer.

It was a real brand back in the 80's, complete with scratch off labels.

 

[skol asylum]

so racist. 

Why's it have to be a man of color on the label? White guys from Europe can't dunk?

oh boy, .... and it looks like he's dunking a cannabis bud. 

Might as well just call it "He Got Hops Gin and Juice".

... and you're late to the party. There's already "Got Mad Hops IPA" and "Baby Got Hops". Not very original.

You really should have consulted with us prior to finalizing. FBG army would have come up with a witty and original idea ... that isn't so racist.

You're looking for the Jeff Sessions IPA brewed by White Hat. Strong beer that will get you three sheets to the wind in no time.

 

[JaxBill]

the phrase "session ipa" needs to go away... I ran across a "double session ipa" online the other day and kicked myself in the nards for even reading it.

Double session IPA should be laced with Cialas.

 

[glvsav37]

Postman dropped off a little package today.

https://ibb.co/PcDYLKL

Thanks @dickey moe   Will be cracking these guys open this weekend!   Hope all goes well with the competition.