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[msudaisy26]

This is a serious question, even if Em comes back and says he finally hooked up with this girl or any girl, is anyone going to believe him?

 

[jon_mx]

This is a serious question, even if Em comes back and says he finally hooked up with this girl or any girl, is anyone going to believe him?

I am probably in the minority, but Em seems fairly honest about things.

 

[fantasycurse42]

This is a serious question, even if Em comes back and says he finally hooked up with this girl or any girl, is anyone going to believe him?

I am probably in the minority, but Em seems fairly honest about things.

His threads are much more enjoyable to me when I don't question authenticity, accuracy, & honesty... I take it all at face value and don't ask questions.

Rooting for you Em

 

[rockaction]

I think I referred to him as Em once and now I regret it.

One of the GOATs in rap music to this schlemiel.

Ahhh...good luck, Eminence. I hope it was the hand job.

 

[TxBuckeye]

This is a serious question, even if Em comes back and says he finally hooked up with this girl or any girl, is anyone going to believe him?

Why start now? I simply find it impossible to believe any human could be so socially inept and would come in here and admit to it.

 

[Eminence]

Last night went well. I didn't bang her, get a handjob... or anything fun like that. But overall, it was a great night and I punched my ticket for the next round.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Last night went well. I didn't bang her, get a handjob... or anything fun like that. But overall, it was a great night and I punched my ticket for the next round.

Gonna need a little more detail here... I mean, we're 12 pages deep, you need to provide a little more color.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Last night went well. I didn't bang her, get a handjob... or anything fun like that. But overall, it was a great night and I punched my ticket for the next round.

Gonna need a little more detail here... I mean, we're 12 pages deep, you need to provide a little more color.

He was up at opening, but crashed hard at the closing bell.

 

[xulf]

Last night went well. I didn't bang her, get a handjob... or anything fun like that. But overall, it was a great night and I punched my ticket for the next round.

Give your attention to Cassandra. The other girl will come running.

 

[bushdocda]

Last night went well. I didn't bang her, get a handjob... or anything fun like that. But overall, it was a great night and I punched my ticket for the next round.

Give your attention to Cassandra. The other girl will come running.

Yes.

 

[northern exposure]

Last night went well. I didn't bang her, get a handjob... or anything fun like that. But overall, it was a great night and I punched my ticket for the next round.

Gonna need a little more detail here... I mean, we're 12 pages deep, you need to provide a little more color.

Eminence is a young guy, so he'll make some mistakes as a fisherman. Like thinking now is the time to try to get the fish to bite harder on the hook by begging him for more details.

 

[Eminence]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

 

[Apple Jack]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

 

[Andrew74]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

You still struck out despite dope AND booze!?

 

[Rayderr]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

You still struck out despite dope AND booze!?

Don't forget Crash Bandicoot. I think we've all gotten laid a few times thanks to that game.

 

[Premier]

Bandicoot shtick kills me

 

[phrozen]

Bandicoot shtick kills me

S, was Mario 2 not available?

 

[Insein]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

What system you play that on?

 

[Eminence]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

What system you play that on?

PS1.

 

[phrozen]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

What system you play that on?

PS1.

you should have played FF7. She could be your Aries (minus the dying part).

 

[Insein]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

What system you play that on?

PS1.

you should have played FF7. She could be your Aries (minus the dying part).

#### man. Spoilers.

 

[jon_mx]

I wonder if Cassandra and this chick were discussing if John and Em were gay on the way home?

 

[sports_fan]

I wonder if Cassandra and this chick were discussing if John and Em were gay on the way home?

I doubt it. No way John is gay.

 

[phrozen]

I wonder if Cassandra and this chick were discussing if John and Em were gay on the way home?

I doubt it. No way John is gay.

Eminence left at 1:30 and right after the MFF began.

 

[TxBuckeye]

You still struck out despite dope AND booze!?

Yea, she #### blocked him and John from hooking up.

 

[TheMagus]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

So what ticket is it that you think got punched?

 

[Raider Nation]

Let's go no hard delete for now.

-RN

 

[skol asylum]

It's starting to make sense now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYtDZ401ooA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Eminence]

I refuse to continue unless I am allowed to be a contributor to FBG. Otherwise, I will pack my bags and create my own fantasy advice + blog. I can hear the page views rolling in.

Call my bluff?

Everyone follow me on Twitter! Sure fire way to get your fix.

 

[skol asylum]

Come back Shame.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Crash (and burn) Bandicoot

 

[jon_mx]

I refuse to continue unless I am allowed to be a contributor to FBG. Otherwise, I will pack my bags and create my own fantasy advice + blog. I can hear the page views rolling in.

Call my bluff?

Everyone follow me on Twitter! Sure fire way to get your fix.

What exactly are you going to contribute? How to not score with drunk horny women? How to make $3 day trading instead of tripling your money if you just held on, all the while forgetting to do your final on time and almost flunking out? Or perhaps, how to beat your grandma in fantasy football? While these are all compelling topics to humor people for a bit, it is not the hand you should be bluffing with.

 

[jamny]

I refuse to continue unless I am allowed to be a contributor to FBG. Otherwise, I will pack my bags and create my own fantasy advice + blog. I can hear the page views rolling in.

Call my bluff?

Everyone follow me on Twitter! Sure fire way to get your fix.

What exactly are you going to contribute? How to not score with drunk horny women? How to make $3 day trading instead of tripling your money if you just held on, all the while forgetting to do your final on time and almost flunking out? Or perhaps, how to beat your grandma in fantasy football? While these are all compelling topics to humor people for a bit, it is not the hand you should be bluffing with.

His follower might not agree with you.

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

I refuse to continue unless I am allowed to be a contributor to FBG. Otherwise, I will pack my bags and create my own fantasy advice + blog. I can hear the page views rolling in.

Call my bluff?

Everyone follow me on Twitter! Sure fire way to get your fix.

/thread

 

[Premier]

I refuse to continue unless I am allowed to be a contributor to FBG. Otherwise, I will pack my bags and create my own fantasy advice + blog. I can hear the page views rolling in.

Call my bluff?

Everyone follow me on Twitter! Sure fire way to get your fix.

 

[bushdocda]

Better post that twitter here bc sigs don't show on mobile.

#bandicoot

 

[The Hank]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

What system you play that on?

PS1.

you should have played FF7. She could be your Aries (minus the dying part).

LOL

 

[LinusMarr]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

You kids date very differently then I do. Im more the dinner and a few drinks, head back to their place or mine and have a sleepover. If my date wanted to play a video game I think I would laugh at her...

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

You kids date very differently then I do. Im more the dinner and a few drinks, head back to their place or mine and have a sleepover. If my date wanted to play a video game I think I would laugh at her...

If she had a few drinks, gave you the come-hither eyes, and said, "Why don't we go back to my place and have a few more drinks and play some video games", you'd go.

 

[phrozen]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

You kids date very differently then I do. Im more the dinner and a few drinks, head back to their place or mine and have a sleepover. If my date wanted to play a video game I think I would laugh at her...

Your date would probably laugh when she realized she had to go outside to go to the bathroom

 

[LinusMarr]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

You kids date very differently then I do. Im more the dinner and a few drinks, head back to their place or mine and have a sleepover. If my date wanted to play a video game I think I would laugh at her...

If she had a few drinks, gave you the come-hither eyes, and said, "Why don't we go back to my place and have a few more drinks and play some video games", you'd go.

Well sure, id assume that is code for something else and not to play video games!!

 

[LinusMarr]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

You kids date very differently then I do. Im more the dinner and a few drinks, head back to their place or mine and have a sleepover. If my date wanted to play a video game I think I would laugh at her...

Your date would probably laugh when she realized she had to go outside to go to the bathroom

haha that's good shtick...

 

[Henry Ford]

Last night went well. I didn't bang her, get a handjob... or anything fun like that. But overall, it was a great night and I punched my ticket for the next round.

Give your attention to Cassandra. The other girl will come running.

This has been lost in the shuffle, but my advice a few pages ago was to call this chick... to ask for Cassandra's number.

I believe that's the right play, here.

 

[Henry Ford]

I refuse to continue unless I am allowed to be a contributor to FBG. Otherwise, I will pack my bags and create my own fantasy advice + blog. I can hear the page views rolling in.

Call my bluff?

Everyone follow me on Twitter! Sure fire way to get your fix.

What exactly are you going to contribute? How to not score with drunk horny women? How to make $3 day trading instead of tripling your money if you just held on, all the while forgetting to do your final on time and almost flunking out? Or perhaps, how to beat your grandma in fantasy football? While these are all compelling topics to humor people for a bit, it is not the hand you should be bluffing with.

Wait, did I miss this?

Nevermind... I remember. And then getting angry that he didn't get full credit for his grade, despite being late.

 

[Tom Servo]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

You still struck out despite dope AND booze!?

 

[northern exposure]

Based on Em's reaction in his stock thread, this thread may see a Hard Delete in its near future.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Based on Em's reaction in his stock thread, this thread may see a Hard Delete in its near future.

At first I feared that following him on Twitter would not satisfy my appetite for his date stories, because of the character limit. Then I realized that "John brought the girls over. Played Crash. They left." was well within the limit.

 

[northern exposure]

Based on Em's reaction in his stock thread, this thread may see a Hard Delete in its near future.

At first I feared that following him on Twitter would not satisfy my appetite for his date stories, because of the character limit. Then I realized that "John brought the girls over. Played Crash. They left." was well within the limit.

Also opens up the possibility of #blueballs.

 

[BlueDredSo]

I can't find FB_ELITE on Twitter

Hey Crash, you know that you can't tweet from a pager, right?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

We just hung out, smoked some dope, and played Crash Bandicoot.

Liquor was involved, they left @ 1:30AM.

Sure beats Super Mario Bros.