kentric
Footballguy
You forgot to include the J. Some women get rather randy after a few tokes. Her interest in coming over for video and a joint shouldn't be poo-poo'd.
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Keerock
Footballguy
kentric
Footballguy
DocHolliday
Footballguy
Tonight is when you make your move Em. You have to come across as confident and not desperate. Keep your messages short and to the point. Ask her to meet you at a restaurant that she likes. Since she cannot legally drink, you are at a little disadvantage. Drunk chicks are more likely to make poor decisions which can work in our favor. Figure out a way to get her intoxicated after dinner.
DocHolliday
Footballguy
Em was not real clear on his blunt remarks. Was that the girl's idea or did Em ask her to come over and smoke? Em has to make sure this girl is not sober so she lets her guard down and makes some poor decisions.
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Good to see we've moved into the rapey suggestions.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Keerock
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Sorry, I'm just sensitive to Olive Garden. I'm a staunch defender of its ability to make the panties drop.
DocHolliday
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
You suggested he provide alcohol to an underage girl in order to make her more likely to make poor decisions regarding the young stockbroker. At least own your criminal tendencies.
And Zow, if you want to be this guy's attorney, it's all you.
sdp1226
Footballguy
If you're looking to get laid, avoid taking the girl out to dinner. Your wallet and penis will thank you in the end. The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is the perfect formula for making a woman feel fat and bloated. Dinner is for couples, drinks at a bar are for singles looking to hook up.
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kentric
Footballguy
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Ilov80s
Footballguy
I know I have been busting his balls, but at his age, Olive Garden is a fine restaurant to take a girl. I don't know about playing video games, but there are plenty of girls into gaming. As for smoking her down, if she smokes, she would love it. It's different then buying a girl that drinks some beer or wine. He's just a young college kid with a low paying job, he isn't Don Draper.
DocHolliday
Footballguy
Call me a criminal then. I remember lots of underage drinking in college. That has been a long time ago though. Guess things have changed.
New plan Em. Ask the young lady to go to church with you on Sunday. When she is ready, let her make the first move. And, the second move.
Zow
Footballguy
Which then in turn doesn't dent the wallet too much. How is this a bad thing?
Zow
Footballguy
I just don't have time to do depositions.
And if Em is this "smooth" with the ladies, I doubt he's ever going to get himself into a predicate where my crime sex defense skills would provide useful.
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Listen, I'm not the guy to tell anyone an effective date strategy. Assuming Eminence is even real (I prefer to think he's a good fisherman who'd be a great fisherman with a little more restraint), I'm not the guy to tell him the best way to woo a 19 year-old or something.
But the Olive Garden is a lousy restaurant. Not just compared to a good Italian restaurant in any decent-sized city in the US, but compared to what any halfway-attentive person could produce at home with just a little effort. Taking a date to a lousy restaurant in your early 20s probably isn't fatal to a date, because it's highly likely that your date has already made up her mind before you take her. I just sincerely doubt that any of the fine nights you've had after dinner at the Olive Garden are because you sensibly avoided the Sizzler. At best, your restaurant choice was irrelevant.
Apple Jack
Footballguy
It's bad enough to ask a young girl out to dinner the first time you hang out. The only way to compound that mistake is to take her to Olive Garden. Surely there are pizza joints around. Or a diner. A good hole in the wall Mexican joint? Anything but Olive Garden. You'd have a better chance meeting on a playground with a couple smushed baloney sandwiches in a hip satchel.
Zow
Footballguy
When I was a 3L in law school there was a cute blonde 22 year old 1L I met in the church. Turned on the "I'm a 3L, I have a job lined up" magic and an hour later had a date planned for that night. Made reservations at possibly the best Italian joint in St. Paul. I pick her up and on our way we pass an Olive Garden. She exclaims, "Olive Garden! I love Olive Garden. We should go there instead." I complied with her wishes and later she complied with mine.*
*Of course, this all went to #### later when it came out at the next "bar review" session that she had actually been dating another 1L guy that I didn't know about and it became public and she tried to save face so it all fell apart. That night then I met another blonde 1L in her 30s who explained to me, upon learning about OG girl, that she had better taste in things. She wasn't kidding. Ahhh, law school.
Zow
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
If only there were a middle ground between this option and premeditated date rape.
Penguin
Footballguy
Wyld Stallyns
Footballguy
I don't know... It might actually help his chances with her.
Insein
Footballguy
PlasmaDogPlasma
Footballguy
msudaisy26
Footballguy
With statements like this it is obvious you like her. Here are a couple of quick tips. Be yourself, if she doesn't like you for you then it isn't worth it. Texting is lame at the beginning. Once you two are comfortable with each other then texting is fine, it is obvious you aren't at that point yet. Last and most importantly we hate when guys are searching what to say, and insecure.
Edit: Olive Garden is fine, I don't know how old you are but I am guessing you are about the same age my husband and I were when we met. Our second date was Olive Garden.
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phrozen
Footballguy
and improve his credit score too
Insein
Footballguy
Dr Oadi
Footballguy
So you are in the bang the girl you met at the bar and it is rape camp.
Dr Oadi
Footballguy
This sucks. Get help. And yes there are people who will help you.
Ilov80s
Footballguy
You are right, I completely misread a kidnap/rape joke and mistook it for a suicide joke. The poster said to trap a woman in a high rise with locked windows. I just saw the high rise windows apart and thought he meant to jump from it.
skol asylum
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
No, I'm in the "intentionally get an underage young woman drunk to get her to do things she wouldn't consent to when she's sober and use that to have sex with her and it is rape" camp.
T Bell
Footballguy
Apple Jack
Footballguy
LOL at kids getting drunk and screwing constituting "rape." The world needs all the false rape accusations it can get.
rockaction
Footballguy
I think he's a terrible fisherman. When I see his threads, I run unless something really interests me. As for him, I don't think he's real.
If he is, whoo...boy.
rockaction
Footballguy
No, AJ, they called it "rapey." It's a Jezebel/culture of rape thing you wouldn't understand.
Ew, that's like, rapey.
rockaction
Footballguy
Guilt trips like telling us he's going to kill himself aren't cool, either. Actually, they should be dealt with by proper authorities and publicly announcing #### like that should get you a nice stay in a mental hospital like it does for so many people that don't dwell on message boards, but depend on other people. If he said this in front of a social worker, his ### would be in an ambulance right quick. That's how cool that is.
This guy is a ####### ####.
eta* If you -- Eminence -- are real, and this is serious, you need help. Pronto.
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