Beginner's Guide : 10 Rules of Badminton (2 Viewers)

[DocHolliday]

Some people take life too seriously.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Countdown to the Monday am update..........

 

[Arizona Ron]

I think more people should use the "Key Updates in OP" style of foruming. I wouldn't take it as a "trying to be like Ron", it just makes it easier to follow threads with updates days later.

Oh and here's my advice on the issue at hand: Think with your penis.

 

[Jayrok]

Some people take life too seriously.

People live life with varying moral codes.

 

[James Daulton]

I think more people should use the "Key Updates in OP" style of foruming. I wouldn't take it as a "trying to be like Ron", it just makes it easier to follow threads with updates days later.

Oh and here's my advice on the issue at hand: Think with your penis.

lol, not like that's every gotten anybody in trouble before...

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

GB, your situation is more of an exception to the general rule IMO. I recall your story of your childhood around the dancers and I can see where that environment would be more conducive to spicy sexual encounters with multiple partners and so forth.

The average Joe can only dream of such a charmed life. I live in a home where the wife hates the idea of women exploitation.. p0rn is repulsive to her, let alone the idea of a 3-some. And I can tell you how she'd react if this type of texting was going on in my neck of the woods. She (as well as many other women, not all) would consider it disrespectful to flirt back and forth with a married woman/man without the wife/husband knowing.

Sexual joking around can lead to other things and can be very dangerous in a marriage. I know this from experience. But like I said earlier in the thread, different people respond differently in these situations.

Well those days are long behind us. The fruit of a misspent youth. My wife was never really very prude. She even has her favorite porn stars. Of course they were all big in the 80's/early 90's, she doesn't know any of the new girls any more than I do. She is a bit of a flirt and it never bothered her if I flirted. But that comes from a place of being secure in the knowledge that I love her and that I am not going anywhere. We have known each other for 36 years and we have been messing around, dating or married for about 32 of those years. 25 wedding anniversary is next month.

 

[Jayrok]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

GB, your situation is more of an exception to the general rule IMO. I recall your story of your childhood around the dancers and I can see where that environment would be more conducive to spicy sexual encounters with multiple partners and so forth.

The average Joe can only dream of such a charmed life. I live in a home where the wife hates the idea of women exploitation.. p0rn is repulsive to her, let alone the idea of a 3-some. And I can tell you how she'd react if this type of texting was going on in my neck of the woods. She (as well as many other women, not all) would consider it disrespectful to flirt back and forth with a married woman/man without the wife/husband knowing.

Sexual joking around can lead to other things and can be very dangerous in a marriage. I know this from experience. But like I said earlier in the thread, different people respond differently in these situations.

Well those days are long behind us. The fruit of a misspent youth. My wife was never really very prude. She even has her favorite porn stars. Of course they were all big in the 80's/early 90's, she doesn't know any of the new girls any more than I do. She is a bit of a flirt and it never bothered her if I flirted. But that comes from a place of being secure in the knowledge that I love her and that I am not going anywhere. We have known each other for 36 years and we have been messing around, dating or married for about 32 of those years. 25 wedding anniversary is next month.

congrats on a long and successful marriage and happy anniversary. I hit 30 years a few weeks ago. I wouldn't call my wife a prude, I don't think. Her mom left her dad for another man when she was a small child and it resulted in her father becoming an alcoholic... in addition, her new step dad was somewhat abusive to her mom. She had to live in that most of her childhood and it really shaped her views on marriage fidelity and all that. She's also very religious and of course that shapes her views as well.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

GB, your situation is more of an exception to the general rule IMO. I recall your story of your childhood around the dancers and I can see where that environment would be more conducive to spicy sexual encounters with multiple partners and so forth.

The average Joe can only dream of such a charmed life. I live in a home where the wife hates the idea of women exploitation.. p0rn is repulsive to her, let alone the idea of a 3-some. And I can tell you how she'd react if this type of texting was going on in my neck of the woods. She (as well as many other women, not all) would consider it disrespectful to flirt back and forth with a married woman/man without the wife/husband knowing.

Sexual joking around can lead to other things and can be very dangerous in a marriage. I know this from experience. But like I said earlier in the thread, different people respond differently in these situations.

Well those days are long behind us. The fruit of a misspent youth. My wife was never really very prude. She even has her favorite porn stars. Of course they were all big in the 80's/early 90's, she doesn't know any of the new girls any more than I do. She is a bit of a flirt and it never bothered her if I flirted. But that comes from a place of being secure in the knowledge that I love her and that I am not going anywhere. We have known each other for 36 years and we have been messing around, dating or married for about 32 of those years. 25 wedding anniversary is next month.

congrats on a long and successful marriage and happy anniversary. I hit 30 years a few weeks ago. I wouldn't call my wife a prude, I don't think. Her mom left her dad for another man when she was a small child and it resulted in her father becoming an alcoholic... in addition, her new step dad was somewhat abusive to her mom. She had to live in that most of her childhood and it really shaped her views on marriage fidelity and all that. She's also very religious and of course that shapes her views as well.

No insult intended only word that came to me.

 

[Zow]

Is it bad that I'm more interested in hearing about the golf outings?

 

[glock]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

 

[glock]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

GB, your situation is more of an exception to the general rule IMO. I recall your story of your childhood around the dancers and I can see where that environment would be more conducive to spicy sexual encounters with multiple partners and so forth.

The average Joe can only dream of such a charmed life. I live in a home where the wife hates the idea of women exploitation.. p0rn is repulsive to her, let alone the idea of a 3-some. And I can tell you how she'd react if this type of texting was going on in my neck of the woods. She (as well as many other women, not all) would consider it disrespectful to flirt back and forth with a married woman/man without the wife/husband knowing.

Sexual joking around can lead to other things and can be very dangerous in a marriage. I know this from experience. But like I said earlier in the thread, different people respond differently in these situations.

Well those days are long behind us. The fruit of a misspent youth. My wife was never really very prude. She even has her favorite porn stars. Of course they were all big in the 80's/early 90's, she doesn't know any of the new girls any more than I do. She is a bit of a flirt and it never bothered her if I flirted. But that comes from a place of being secure in the knowledge that I love her and that I am not going anywhere. We have known each other for 36 years and we have been messing around, dating or married for about 32 of those years. 25 wedding anniversary is next month.

Good on you, NC.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

GB, your situation is more of an exception to the general rule IMO. I recall your story of your childhood around the dancers and I can see where that environment would be more conducive to spicy sexual encounters with multiple partners and so forth.

The average Joe can only dream of such a charmed life. I live in a home where the wife hates the idea of women exploitation.. p0rn is repulsive to her, let alone the idea of a 3-some. And I can tell you how she'd react if this type of texting was going on in my neck of the woods. She (as well as many other women, not all) would consider it disrespectful to flirt back and forth with a married woman/man without the wife/husband knowing.

Sexual joking around can lead to other things and can be very dangerous in a marriage. I know this from experience. But like I said earlier in the thread, different people respond differently in these situations.

Well those days are long behind us. The fruit of a misspent youth. My wife was never really very prude. She even has her favorite porn stars. Of course they were all big in the 80's/early 90's, she doesn't know any of the new girls any more than I do. She is a bit of a flirt and it never bothered her if I flirted. But that comes from a place of being secure in the knowledge that I love her and that I am not going anywhere. We have known each other for 36 years and we have been messing around, dating or married for about 32 of those years. 25 wedding anniversary is next month.

Good on you, NC.

Thanks.

 

[Johnny Rock]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

GB, your situation is more of an exception to the general rule IMO. I recall your story of your childhood around the dancers and I can see where that environment would be more conducive to spicy sexual encounters with multiple partners and so forth.

The average Joe can only dream of such a charmed life. I live in a home where the wife hates the idea of women exploitation.. p0rn is repulsive to her, let alone the idea of a 3-some. And I can tell you how she'd react if this type of texting was going on in my neck of the woods. She (as well as many other women, not all) would consider it disrespectful to flirt back and forth with a married woman/man without the wife/husband knowing.

Sexual joking around can lead to other things and can be very dangerous in a marriage. I know this from experience. But like I said earlier in the thread, different people respond differently in these situations.

Well those days are long behind us. The fruit of a misspent youth. My wife was never really very prude. She even has her favorite porn stars. Of course they were all big in the 80's/early 90's, she doesn't know any of the new girls any more than I do. She is a bit of a flirt and it never bothered her if I flirted. But that comes from a place of being secure in the knowledge that I love her and that I am not going anywhere. We have known each other for 36 years and we have been messing around, dating or married for about 32 of those years. 25 wedding anniversary is next month.

Good on you, NC.

Thanks.

25th Anniversary Celebration "Retro-Threesome-Style" with a new thread in the works? For old times sake.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

GB, your situation is more of an exception to the general rule IMO. I recall your story of your childhood around the dancers and I can see where that environment would be more conducive to spicy sexual encounters with multiple partners and so forth.

The average Joe can only dream of such a charmed life. I live in a home where the wife hates the idea of women exploitation.. p0rn is repulsive to her, let alone the idea of a 3-some. And I can tell you how she'd react if this type of texting was going on in my neck of the woods. She (as well as many other women, not all) would consider it disrespectful to flirt back and forth with a married woman/man without the wife/husband knowing.

Sexual joking around can lead to other things and can be very dangerous in a marriage. I know this from experience. But like I said earlier in the thread, different people respond differently in these situations.

Well those days are long behind us. The fruit of a misspent youth. My wife was never really very prude. She even has her favorite porn stars. Of course they were all big in the 80's/early 90's, she doesn't know any of the new girls any more than I do. She is a bit of a flirt and it never bothered her if I flirted. But that comes from a place of being secure in the knowledge that I love her and that I am not going anywhere. We have known each other for 36 years and we have been messing around, dating or married for about 32 of those years. 25 wedding anniversary is next month.

Good on you, NC.

Thanks.

25th Anniversary Celebration "Retro-Threesome-Style" with a new thread in the works? For old times sake.

If it happens I promise to share. But it won't be totally retro if it does, I am into bare floors not carpet.

 

[Stinkin Ref]

BS....still not answered...and would add a little more to the story.....

1. is friend hotter than your wife...?

also

2. BS.... are you "hotter" than friend's husband.....

fwiw....I would have played it off as joke and not said anything.....if it came up later, which I doubt it would....you just go with it as no big deal....wife already thinks you guys flirt a little and was okay with it or else she would have said something sooner to you about it.....would have been easy to pass this off as "nothing"......now everybody is going to be a little uncomfortable for really no reason....

depending on the answer to the above questions....if both are yes....personally I think friend wanted to get a little on the side, and since you have flirted with her in the past, she finds you attractive and more importantly, a "safe" cheating option since you both have something to lose....she would rather cheat with you than some random guy at work or whatever.....this won't have her winning the friend of the year or wife of the year award, but I think her testing the waters like this happens more than people think......I would have kept it on the down low and just enjoyed the flattery.....you not responding any further to the text was a good move and showed your dedication to your wife enough that you didn't need to bring it up....it probably made "friend" want you even more....

but now things could get ugly....

 

[Spike]

Arizona Ron would have ####ed her by now

By post #2 in this thread.

 

[Arizona Ron]

People are hung up on "who's hotter" in this thread (I admit I haven't read every post though).

I have been VERY attracted to women not "hotter" than the women I'm banging at the time. I'm even numbered them different before and after sex mostly because you take on the mental baggage of a women after sex.

And a lot of times, it's because I just want some different #####. Married to an Asian woman? All of a sudden, the Spanish chicks look hotter. Banging a White chick? Hmmm, what about a little Hally Berry?

I don't care how attractive the OP thinks he is or isn't, or where his wife or wife's friend ranks on the OffDee scale.

What matters is this: Do you want to rail this woman or not? If so, let's discuss to steps to nailing said ######.

The emotional BS is going to be there either way, boss the #### up and deal with that.

Conquest - that's what we live for!

 

[johnnycakes]

Arizona Ron rockin the casbah!

 

[tommyboy]

how long before we get an Arizona Ron's Penis alias.

 

[Slapdash]

how long before we get an Arizona Ron's Penis alias.

Pretty sure we already had a Ron Mexico user.

 

[Arid Filch]

BS....still not answered...and would add a little more to the story.....

1. is friend hotter than your wife...?

also

2. BS.... are you "hotter" than friend's husband.....

The friend is much hotter than people are giving her credit for. Easily a 7.5, maybe a 8 in the picture I saw. Nice perky melons, good smile. Has that raw appeal of a woman in her 30s who is still fit. I dunno about BS's wife, but friend is definitely bangable.

BS said that her husband is feo, so I'm guessing BS is better looking. Friend probably wanted to play around with him on the side, but he made the best decision for his marriage.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Bump in anticipation of Friday.....

 

[johnnycakes]

Married to an Asian woman? All of a sudden, the Spanish chicks look hotter.

Bite your tongue!

 

[jon_mx]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

 

[MC Gas Money]

Push your wife away emotionally til she has an affair. Then install an insurance tracker in the car so you have evidence of it.

Then you can bang her friend.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd.

Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.

 

[fantasycurse42]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd.

Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.

Has she ever taken a naked pic of you before? You need to get a look at her phone!

 

[The Dude]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd.

Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.

#tiny

 

[mr roboto]

Oh come on, how obvious.

 

[johnnycakes]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd.

Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.

Of course, she send the pic to that friend, right?

 

[Jobber]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd. Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.

Has she ever taken a naked pic of you before? You need to get a look at her phone!

100% chance your wife showed it to her friend. Also 100% chance she wants to have a threesome with you and her friend or full on swing.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Oh come on, how obvious.

Do you really think if I wanted to fish I would choose Saturday morning to cast a line?

 

[fantasycurse42]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd. Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.

Has she ever taken a naked pic of you before? You need to get a look at her phone!

100% chance your wife showed it to her friend. Also 100% chance she wants to have a threesome with you and her friend or full on swing.

I agree, but I would still need the confirmation...

 

[fantasycurse42]

Oh come on, how obvious.

I don't know who you are without the robot avatar

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Oh come on, how obvious.

agreed...way overplayed the hand

 

[Bonzai]

Everyone I meet, is gettin' texts and tweets of my dooong.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Oh come on, how obvious.

Well, this thread is done. Thanks for the memories.

 

[D-Day]

She sent the text to her friend. Any chance of a three way are gone because the friend sees that there wouldn't be very much in it for her.

Your wife may now be upset with you because you killed her chance to be with her friend.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

She sent the text to her friend. Any chance of a three way are gone because the friend sees that there wouldn't be very much in it for her.

Your wife may now be upset with you because you killed her chance to be with her friend.

My wife has known for quite some time how little I'm packing down there. However , I must say that the shave job makes me look much larger. Not sure why I went with the chia pet look for so long.

 

[Fennis]

everyone knows how much chicks like **** pics

 

[Fennis]

Oh come on, how obvious.

I don't know who you are without the robot avatar

this is spinning out of control

 

[cstu]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd.

Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.

It was good run...

 

[Das Boot]

Oh come on, how obvious.

Do you really think if I wanted to fish I would choose Saturday morning to cast a line?

There's never FFA fishin' on a Saturday.

 

[Peyton Marino]

A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....

Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd.Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.

Has she ever taken a naked pic of you before? You need to get a look at her phone!

100% chance your wife showed it to her friend. Also 100% chance she wants to have a threesome with you and her friend or full on swing.

"100% chance". could you be more dramatic?

 

[jon_mx]

Oh come on, how obvious.

agreed...way overplayed the hand

Oh come on. Perhaps he is setting up some obvious foreshadowing and is going to throw us a big sweeping curve.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Baloney, forget the haters. I think you're doing great.

 

[Ned]

She sent the text to her friend. Any chance of a three way are gone because the friend sees that there wouldn't be very much in it for her.

Your wife may now be upset with you because you killed her chance to be with her friend.

My wife has known for quite some time how little I'm packing down there. However , I must say that the shave job makes me look much larger. Not sure why I went with the chia pet look for so long.

Prove it's not fishing by sending the #### pic to Woz.

 

[TenTimes]

imo this gives you a pass to snap and share a pic of her post shave

 

[Henry Ford]

imo this gives you a pass to snap and share a pic of her post shave

It does seem like an implied contract.

 

[gianmarco]

imo this gives you a pass to snap and share a pic of her post shave

And text them to us. We promise to blow up your phone with return texts as needed.