Beginner's Guide : 10 Rules of Badminton (2 Viewers)

[sbonomo]

JIC

 

[Spike]

For the record, she wasn't joking around when she said you two are always flirting. The second she mentioned it on the phone, you should have realized this is what she really thinks.

Seriously, you need to read this. Then re-read it. Because it's true. It's what she thinks.

If you want to know what a woman thinks, don't ask her - listen to what she says to her best friend.

 

[[icon]]

You did your part, now back away. Way away....

Yep

For the record, she wasn't joking around when she said you two are always flirting. The second she mentioned it on the phone, you should have realized this is what she really thinks.

Yep

 

[cstu]

Going to be a slow couple of days in terms of updates as her parents are coming over for dinner tonight and tomorrow I'm taking off for a golf tournament during the day and then an overnight bachelor party at the casino. My guess is Sunday I will be sleeping most of the day and then I'm at golf events both Monday and Tuesday. We really won't have much time together although I'm guessing even if we did the topic is yesterday's news. I doubt the friend is going to text me again since I didn't respond back to her last one so I just need to avoid doing something stupid like texting the friend Saturday night when I'm all wasted.

remove her from your contacts

Nah, he secretly wants to bang the friend.

 

[cstu]

I like your example of a 6 more than your example of a 7 so tough for me to put evaluate off of those but from your scale descriptions I would say a solid 7, at times a 7.5

 

[Slapdash]

I miss Carver

 

[tommyboy]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

 

[TenTimes]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

 

[offdee]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

Seems like an opportunity for a devoted thread and anonymous pole.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

 

[TenTimes]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

nice. good to know they aren't ALWAYS relationship enders

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

nice. good to know they aren't ALWAYS relationship enders

At least in my experience letting the women arrange the play date works best.

 

[uconnalum]

Watch her show up as the entertainment at the Bachelor Party.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Summary? This thing worth reading?

 

[AAABatteries]

I get it - the wife and the friend making a baloney sandwich out of his penis - amirite?

 

[joffer]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Pretty sure I could

 

[bentley]

If my GF's friend sent me a text like that, it would make me feel very uncomfortable. I'd tell my GF right away.

I think it's kind of funny that so many people are more worried about trying to not lose the option of a threeway than making sure their relationship is happy. I'm sure half of it is shtick, but I'm positive most of it is serious. Did I say funny? I meant sad.

How would saying nothing keep their relationship from being happy? I think that any dude who isn't an ogre has gotten texts from girls that their wife might not be happy about. As long as you never act on anything, it seems like letting things go and not creating more potential drama is always the best way to go.

 

[chauncey]

As for the gents worried about the wife stumbling across these texts accidentally a few months down the road, couldn't baloney just delete them?

Do any of you married guys have situations where flirting through texts is allowed? I have a client who began sending me flirty/innuendo type texts last month and I wasn't sure if her husband knew and didn't care or if this was behind his back. I have drank beers with him on several occasions and we are cool. Also, he had ball cancer 5 years ago and I was thinking maybe they have some sort of open marriage thing going on now. I wasn't sure how to proceed without stepping on any toes so I just let things fizzle, but if there was a missed opportunity I'd be more than happy to reach out to her. (Assuming he is cool with it if course)

:endhijack:

 

[Sand]

Do any of you married guys have situations where flirting through texts is allowed?

Wife would flip a lid. Not that there's much opportunity (engineering is ridiculously male dominated).

 

[GregR]

...Anyone have the name of the 10? I need to see more of her...

http://thechive.com/2011/01/05/the-most-requested-chick-so-far-in-2011-is-ashley-valence-22-photos/

Bless you, my child.

Goes by Ashley Valence as a WWE ring announcer, but also has photos under her real name, Ashley Ann Vickers.

 

[Henry Ford]

So I get home last night and it is the usual chaotic scene of my 3 and 5 year old running around the place going all nuts and my wife having that look of you can taking f'ng care of them now. She had ordered a pizza which was coming shortly and showed me a to do list of about 20 things she wanted done either tonight or Friday. I ran upstairs to change into some shorts and started to work on putting together a kid's outdoor picnic table. Pizza arrives, we eat and it is time to give the kids their bath and put them to bed. Wife mentions she needs to go to Trader Joe's and Target so I tell her to go and I will finish putting the kids down.

Kids are down so I crack a beer and watch this week's Suits episode On Demand (underrated show in my opinion) and have two more beers and start watching Pulp Fiction on some cable channel when she finally gets home. I help her with all the bags in her car and sit back on the couch. She gets done putting everything away and joins me on the couch, we chit chat for a few minutes about whatever and then when there is an opening I go, "Hey, totally forgot to tell you about the text I received from your friend this morning"

I tell her about the picture and what she wrote, she asks me what I wrote back and says nice in a snide way when I tell her. Then I say, well you should see what she wrote then and I show her the phone.

Wife: "Wow, she is straight out flirting with you. I think she is horny and wants to bang you"

Me: "Yeah, I thought that was a little strange...perhaps she wants to couple swap"

Wife: "No way that is happening, Friend's husband is gross. I can't say I blame Friend for wanting to get some after being with him for so long"

Okay now, before anyone starts breaking out the fishing poles realize my wife is saying all of this in a light hearted joking manner. She goes on the say she is surprised friend wrote the last message and seemed more surprised than angry as they are really good friends. She goes on to make some comments that me and friend are always flirting with each other but more in a playful busting my balls manner than accusing me of anything (I think). I'm playing around and keeping it in the light hearted manner that my wife seems to be taking it but still a bit careful not to fall into any trap. Her phone rings and it is her best friend so she goes off into the kitchen to chat and I go back to watching Pulp Fiction (almost unwatchable when they edit for TV).

I hear her mention friends name that sent me the text while she is on the phone but can't make out everything she is saying. I do hear her say "They are always flirting with each other but I'm surprised she sent him that" but then the subject changes. She is on the phone for another 10 minutes or so and gets off and we decide to go to bed because it is late. Both of us are pretty tired and so no sexy time but as we are both lying down she brings it up again and says I think she might really want to bang you. I joke that who could blame her and my wife says she is serious to which I respond that I think she was just trying to be funny and interpreting too much into a text is silly. My wife says something about the fact that she knows friend is the one I would want to bang out of all her friends and says it will be interesting when she comes over in a few weeks (we both have boys the same age that are friends). My wife says she was going to see if her and her boy wanted to sleep over because she thought the kids would love it but now says she doesn't know. I laugh again but don't want to fall into a trap so I kiss her and go to bed.

So... wife is trying to get you to bang the friend? That fits.

 

[Archer]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Papa Georgio]

Do any of you married guys have situations where flirting through texts is allowed?

Wife would flip a lid. Not that there's much opportunity (engineering is ridiculously male dominated).

Buddy of mine has a wife that is addicted to getting her thrills through texts or social media. He says he would be fine with it if it didn't lead to more later and in most cases it does.

I could see relationships where one of them wanted/needed attention and they were able to keep it at a certain level and the other wouldn't be too upset by it.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Going to be a slow couple of days in terms of updates as her parents are coming over for dinner tonight and tomorrow I'm taking off for a golf tournament during the day and then an overnight bachelor party at the casino. My guess is Sunday I will be sleeping most of the day and then I'm at golf events both Monday and Tuesday. We really won't have much time together although I'm guessing even if we did the topic is yesterday's news. I doubt the friend is going to text me again since I didn't respond back to her last one so I just need to avoid doing something stupid like texting the friend Saturday night when I'm all wasted.

Be careful about telegraphing key developments in next week's episode.

Spoiler alert!!

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Heading to the casino now with a gram of Molly, only good can happen from here on out

 

[Steve Tasker]

Heading to the casino now with a gram of Molly, only good can happen from here on out

 

[meatwad1]

Heading to the casino now with a gram of Molly, only good can happen from here on out

Hopefully your dealer cut it down to 25% purity using baking soda, some kind of powerful amphetamine, and maybe a little angel dust. That would take this story to another level.

http://www.mompreneurmogul.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/preview_600_3994.jpeg

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Heading to the casino now with a gram of Molly, only good can happen from here on out

This needs an unexpected plot twist, like bumping into Wife's Friend unexpectedly at the casino.

 

[Tchula]

Post the wife's friend's number. We will have this all sorted out by tomorrow.

 

[Mario Kart]

The wife's friend is not named Cory by any chance?

 

[BustedKnuckles]

and social media strikes again...secretly destroying one relationship after another

 

[Fariq]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

Would you have ficked the husband?

Seems you were down with that but your wife didn't want him.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

The wife's friend is not named Cory by any chance?

No

 

[El Floppo]

So I get home last night and it is the usual chaotic scene of my 3 and 5 year old running around the place going all nuts and my wife having that look of you can taking f'ng care of them now. She had ordered a pizza which was coming shortly and showed me a to do list of about 20 things she wanted done either tonight or Friday. I ran upstairs to change into some shorts and started to work on putting together a kid's outdoor picnic table. Pizza arrives, we eat and it is time to give the kids their bath and put them to bed. Wife mentions she needs to go to Trader Joe's and Target so I tell her to go and I will finish putting the kids down.

Kids are down so I crack a beer and watch this week's Suits episode On Demand (underrated show in my opinion) and have two more beers and start watching Pulp Fiction on some cable channel when she finally gets home. I help her with all the bags in her car and sit back on the couch. She gets done putting everything away and joins me on the couch, we chit chat for a few minutes about whatever and then when there is an opening I go, "Hey, totally forgot to tell you about the text I received from your friend this morning"

I tell her about the picture and what she wrote, she asks me what I wrote back and says nice in a snide way when I tell her. Then I say, well you should see what she wrote then and I show her the phone.

Wife: "Wow, she is straight out flirting with you. I think she is horny and wants to bang you"

Me: "Yeah, I thought that was a little strange...perhaps she wants to couple swap"

Wife: "No way that is happening, Friend's husband is gross. I can't say I blame Friend for wanting to get some after being with him for so long"

Okay now, before anyone starts breaking out the fishing poles realize my wife is saying all of this in a light hearted joking manner. She goes on the say she is surprised friend wrote the last message and seemed more surprised than angry as they are really good friends. She goes on to make some comments that me and friend are always flirting with each other but more in a playful busting my balls manner than accusing me of anything (I think). I'm playing around and keeping it in the light hearted manner that my wife seems to be taking it but still a bit careful not to fall into any trap. Her phone rings and it is her best friend so she goes off into the kitchen to chat and I go back to watching Pulp Fiction (almost unwatchable when they edit for TV).

I hear her mention friends name that sent me the text while she is on the phone but can't make out everything she is saying. I do hear her say "They are always flirting with each other but I'm surprised she sent him that" but then the subject changes. She is on the phone for another 10 minutes or so and gets off and we decide to go to bed because it is late. Both of us are pretty tired and so no sexy time but as we are both lying down she brings it up again and says I think she might really want to bang you. I joke that who could blame her and my wife says she is serious to which I respond that I think she was just trying to be funny and interpreting too much into a text is silly. My wife says something about the fact that she knows friend is the one I would want to bang out of all her friends and says it will be interesting when she comes over in a few weeks (we both have boys the same age that are friends). My wife says she was going to see if her and her boy wanted to sleep over because she thought the kids would love it but now says she doesn't know. I laugh again but don't want to fall into a trap so I kiss her and go to bed.

So... wife is trying to get you to bang the friend? That fits.

He doesn't want to fall into the trap of easing wife's mind by telling the her that there's no way in hell he'll bang the friend, ?... That plan should work.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Arizona Ron would have ####ed her by now

 

[tommyboy]

I know when im bout to do illegal stuff, first thing i do is post it on a message board

 

[Soulfly3]

Your wife slept w her husband and she found out.

Now she's gonna get her revenge the only way a woman would... By ####### you and getting pregnant

 

[eoMMan]

Heading to the casino now with a gram of Molly, only good can happen from here on out

Molly? Are you a rapper? Rick Ross?

 

[Bronx Bomber]

When his handle changes to Salami Sandwich we'll know what the outcome if this was.

 

[cstu]

Arizona Ron's wife would have ####ed her by now

Fixed.

 

[Arid Filch]

Can you PM me a pic of Wife's Friend? There still seems to be confusion over whether she is a 6 or 7.

 

[Johnny Rock]

I don't think he answered whether his wife is hotter either.

 

[Pots]

I don't think he answered whether his wife is hotter either.

That should tell you everything you need to know.

 

[Sabertooth]

One time my buddy's wife ask me to go get stoned with her in the garage at a party. Just came off as a weird request because she isn't a pot smoker and nobody was out there. I declined. She's since cheated on him with no fewer than 4 guys. Still no idea what her plan was there but glad I declined.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

Would you have ficked the husband?

Seems you were down with that but your wife didn't want him.

No I would have gotten the wife so it would have been a swapping thing. My wife didn't like her end of the swap and was looking more for a threesome with the wife. As was I. No one was real interested in the husband.

 

[jon_mx]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

Would you have ficked the husband?

Seems you were down with that but your wife didn't want him.

No I would have gotten the wife so it would have been a swapping thing. My wife didn't like her end of the swap and was looking more for a threesome with the wife. As was I. No one was real interested in the husband.

So if he was better looking, you might have been interested.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

Would you have ficked the husband?

Seems you were down with that but your wife didn't want him.

No I would have gotten the wife so it would have been a swapping thing. My wife didn't like her end of the swap and was looking more for a threesome with the wife. As was I. No one was real interested in the husband.

So if he was better looking, you might have been interested.

No I would have gotten the wife. Maybe my wife would have been more willing if he were better looking.

 

[RUSF18]

You could show me Kate Upton, Jessica Alba, the Blurred Lines girl, and Ariana Grande all naked on a bed giving me the green light as payment for letting another dude #### my wife and I'd still say no.

 

[Jayrok]

I'm guessing 90% of the FFA has never been in a 3-some so they have this mythical idea of what its like and only want to live vicariously through Baloney.

You couldn't pay me enough money to get involved in a 3 way under the circumstances he's in.

Well I have been. More than once. In each case the young ladies arranged it, I was just happily surprised. It seems to work well when you let it unfold that way.

wife/gf + another girl? or 2 randoms?

A dancer I was semi-dating and her dancer friend who were kind of into each other so by my being there no one felt too gay I guess. Got with them a couple of times, good times. My wife, while she was still my girlfriend, arranged two encounters with a long time female friend of ours who had a crush on my wife and had been with me before. Also good times. I have certain mental images of those nights I plan to replay well into my senility. You guys will know why I am smiling. Missed a 5th chance when the wife was down with bedding the MILF and the MILF was down with us but her husband wasn't all that and my wife didn't want to include him. That brought that to a screeching halt.

I have lived a charmed life.

GB, your situation is more of an exception to the general rule IMO. I recall your story of your childhood around the dancers and I can see where that environment would be more conducive to spicy sexual encounters with multiple partners and so forth.

The average Joe can only dream of such a charmed life. I live in a home where the wife hates the idea of women exploitation.. p0rn is repulsive to her, let alone the idea of a 3-some. And I can tell you how she'd react if this type of texting was going on in my neck of the woods. She (as well as many other women, not all) would consider it disrespectful to flirt back and forth with a married woman/man without the wife/husband knowing.

Sexual joking around can lead to other things and can be very dangerous in a marriage. I know this from experience. But like I said earlier in the thread, different people respond differently in these situations.