Best FF Team Names (1 Viewer)

[Davej626]

Champs and ChumpsFirst year in another league we were the Rookies. Need to come up with one for our second year(something to do with 2)...Double Covered/Play..Repeat..XX..any ideas?

 

[DocNiner52]

With the motor vehicle problems that Edge James and Ricky Williams both had in southern Florida last year I named a few of my teams,South Florida Dreadlocks Driving AssociationI work in a hospital operating room at night and we see our fair share of trauma cases, so most of my fantasy teams are called:Trauma Tacklers

 

[nerangers]

I am sticking with "The Amish Hitmen" ... renamed my team when we moved to PA last year. You can see my team logo to your left...

 

[supa mann]

Here are a few from leagues I'm in, present and past:Hootersville Implants (commish is from Caly)Ripon Dairy AirMuffdiversMad Dog 20/20Leon Lett's DanceCarpet Munching Co-edsChinNuts followed by ChinOmlettes the next yearPete's Pearl Necklace :rotflmao: My team name was recently changed to the Austin Fumbling Reeds (in honor of, well you guessed it, Ed Reed, whose debocal last year against Cincy cost me $200). BTW, I now know how to spell debacle, just putting that in there for a leaguemate.

 

[Ghost Rider]

I once used the team name The Smegheads, which everyone thought was awesome. It is a Red Dwarf reference. My team logo was a guy with a block of cheese on his head. For those unfamiliar, look up the word smegma in the dictionary and you will get the idea.

 

[Warpig]

Purgatory PimpsSpoo FightersSlick Willie's Wizards (in reference to Clinton)Kansas City Misery

 

[footballman_696969]

Vandelay IndustiresUltimate WarriorzSix Feet UnderThe SopranosEat, Sleep, Football

 

[Forgiven]

Unladen Swallows(Monty Python reference)

 

[RMJ]

The Mighty Meat FlapsThe Greasy Gerbils

 

[OutlawsGM]

One that I use,Morning WoodA new one for this year,CGNU Dumples

 

[cracKer]

Nutty Flounder

 

[bengalswillbegood]

Cuban D.A.R.E. Members

 

[Pigskin P]

Two of my teams from last seasonQwanBOSWL (pronounced Boswell: Stands for Bags Of S**t With Legs)

 

[Moodyboy]

A little off the intended subject, but in my main league we often place "rename" challenges.The winning team renames the loser for the next week.My team, the Galveston Pirates. I've been threatened with the name Butt Pirates, but no one has been able to give me the name yet. We also have a Major and a Captian in the Army that play in the league, they have been made to wear the name:Major Pains and Captian's Kangaroos.

 

[redskinzzz]

Sub-Mariners,this way you lose you don't look like an idiot, you win it is all a bonus.

 

[air-fryar]

Sub-Mariners,this way you lose you don't look like an idiot, you win it is all a bonus.

Hey Hey HeyIt's redskinzzzzzz! Any new Spurrier/Redskins predictions this year?

 

[redskinzzz]

Well , after last year...yes its superbowl all the way boys...you heard it hear first...12-4 regular season games

 

[NFLJUNKEY]

A couple of names from my league that crack me up are "The Flaccid Cobras" & "Arabian Goggles". The 2nd one needs a little help to explain it. Imagine an oral pleasure scene where the gentlemen is actually facing south, leaving the "baggage" hanging over & resting on the young ladies eyes (hence the "Arabian Goggles" are revealed!). Sorry...no pics!

 

[tez18]

I know it's baseball season. but a few good team names include:Short-Bus Driver, Old Legs - Hard Wood, Cut me Mick!

 

[Heatman]

I liked these:The Fighting AmishThe Juice is Loose!! (With O.J. on the helmet)Frick and Frackand The Bambeeseld Oosboodlers. (Measn nothing just sounds good )

 

[rzrback77]

I'm a big Razorback fan, can you tell from the Avitar? I'm looking for a big year from my beloved Hogs, both football and basketball.I'm going with Hogallujah!I di like the previous post Frick and Frack, my wife uses that a lot! B)

 

[zmanzzzz]

burning sphinctor

 

[remote controller]

Remote Controller

 

[BlueDredSo]

One of the names I frequently use and consider one of the best Fantasy names ever:

Victorious Secret :rotflmao:

 

[WisWolvrns]

A number of names:Attica FelonsNiagara RapidsBaghad ButchersVegas Gamblers

 

[Big B]

Well...just beat a buddy of mine in racquetball for the rights to name the other persons FF team this year.

I give you the.......Folsom Prison Bone-Smokers

 

[Tatanka]

The Viagra Falls Erectors

 

[SuperJohn96]

I'm kind of partial to CamelToes.

How about Camel-Toed Ballerinas???

 

[dapap]

Devil Dogs

 

[Drunken Sailors]

...one of course is Drunken Sailors...

my other team is Urinal Cakes

 

[vikingdave]

Mine this year is gonna be the Homosexual Tendencies. Im not gay but I think it sounds cool. Maybe its just me

 

[Grim Reaper]

Neither one is my own, but a couple from a league I play in are:The Wet Spot Rollovers and The Outwardbound Bungholes

 

[BlueDredSo]

Mine this year is gonna be the Homosexual Tendencies. Im not gay but I think it sounds cool. Maybe its just me

Yeah, I think it is just you. If I knew anyone that named their team Homesexual Tendencies I wouldn't know what else to think other than they probably have some of those tendencies themselves.

 

[Engellwood]

Wood

 

[The Lake City Gar]

Some of my previous names (Some are dirty but I spelled them this way in my own league too....Kind of pretended our "League Officials" would let dirty names pass if they're spelled incorrectly).I've changed most every year since 1989....The Martinsville Billys (I'm a big Yankee fan).The Eaton Snatch (Eaton is a small town outside of my hometown where our league is based)The Phuken Etemees (speaks for itself)The Lake City Gar (I now live on a lake. Anyone know what a Gar is?)The ***My real last name***ville Champions (After I had won the league)The Immortal Legend (This was after I had one the league 2 years in a row)The New ***My real last name*** Dynasty (After I had won the league 3 years in a row)The Oklahoma City Baby Bombers (BAAAAAAAAAAAAD!)The Impeachable Kumstains (I'm a Political Junkie as well as a FF Junkie)The AssKrak SchmegmaAnd a few others I can't remember right now...

 

[NYCelt]

Oh man, I might have to steal The Naked Bootleggers. The naked bootleg is a running gag with me and my buddies. It stems from watching some Todd Christiansen commentated game, where TC kept going on and on about how this team should run a naked bootleg, and how its the best play in football. The guy has a raging HO for the naked bootleg. So now whenever we watch games inevitably one of us will say now is the time for the naked bootleg -- the greatest play in football. And god forbid someone actually runs a naked bootleg and scores, we go mental. A team name I was thinking of was the Cobra Kai Dojo. Everyone already loves to hate me, might as well give them more incentive.

My friend in college was thinking of writing his thesis on the naked bootleg when a team is near the GL. The theory being that the naked bootleg never fails on 2nd down inside the 3.Since then we all call that play "The Thesis."

 

[The Lake City Gar]

I liked these:The Fighting AmishThe Juice is Loose!! (With O.J. on the helmet)Frick and Frackand The Bambeeseld Oosboodlers. (Measn nothing just sounds good )

Oh.....On of the other names I've used is.....The Stinking Amish (A play of words on "The Fighting Irish", of course...If you're spent any time around the Amish, you'll know why that's funny).

 

[Duke1948]

i've seen a link to a page full of team names. any one have it?

 

[Harry Beanbag]

Names I have used in the past:Anna Pornicova (Given to me since I tend to forward out pictorials of women in various states of undress)Vagi Stabbers (At the time of the draft I was "dating" three girls at one time and one guys said I was just a Vagi Stabber)######l Vericose Vein (Just to be gross)Harry Beanbag (from the movie "There's Something About Mary")

 

[LC-Hawks]

Wooly Boogers

 

[LC-Hawks]

i've seen a link to a page full of team names. any one have it?

I believe that used to be at antsports...but i can't find it any longer

 

[RoarinSonoran]

Any idea on the over/under for the number of teams named "Shock and Awe" this year?

 

[On top]

What's with all the Amish names?How about: Slow White Men Kingdom Come

 

[Wade]

Yersinia Pestis

 

[Yah_Shoor_Yoobetchya]

Amish HitmenIdaho SpudsSweat-Hogs

In all seriousness, the high school that I went to was nicknamed the "Spuds". Our mascot was awesome.

Good ol' "Spudie".Ya gotta luv him!CLICK HERE, then scroll down to "Moorhead"

 

[tipsy mcstagger]

We have an "Eye-socket lovemakers", but we usually call them ESLM's.

That name is certainly better than the Turbodogs.....lame.

 

[dj_stouty]

I got a few Redskins-oriented teams out there:The Spurrier F'BombsSnyder's Wallet

 

[Conman]

ORGASMIC FLUID

 

[Lefty27]

The Lake City Gar (I now live on a lake. Anyone know what a Gar is?)

Isn't that a stogie that is about half smoked? Or some ugly-### fish.A guy in our league for the last two years hadChurmura's Prom Date and Nate Newton's StashWonder what he is gonna pick this year; SO many choices he has

 

[Seahawks#45]

Not a name for any of my teams but one that drew a laugh from me when I saw it:Mount Kournikova