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Best name for Toilet Bowl winner (2 Viewers)

I Am Rick James

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Our league has the pleasure of renaming the Toilet Bowl winner (worst team) from last year. This guy is a real tool so he is gonna get it bad. Looking for your best, so don't hold back unless you may be censored.

Some candidates:

The biggest sack ever

Slobber inc.

Lameass HOF

Shook as a baby

 
Our league has the pleasure of renaming the Toilet Bowl winner (worst team) from last year. This guy is a real tool so he is gonna get it bad. Looking for your best, so don't hold back unless you may be censored.Some candidates:The biggest sack everSlobber inc.Lameass HOFShook as a baby
Keeping with the toilet theme:"Wipes-Front-To-Back"
 
The name of our league is Tools in the Shed.

So the winner of the toilet bowl is called the Microscopic Tool

FWIW

The champ is the Most Massive Tool

 
We get to rename the worst team in the league each year. This past year was "Two in the pink, one in the stink"...it was a woman who placed last and her husband (who is also in the league), voted Yes on the name change.

 
Not quite a name for the winner, but every year our league comes up with a different name for the Toilet Bowl........

This year it's the Midol Cup

 
Pickle Smoochers

Butt Pirates

Colon Cowboys

Terd Burglers

Salad Tossers

The Catchers

Richard Simmon's B*tch

 
Very nice work guys, but you don't have to relate it all to poop. Remember, it's not every year the Toilet Bowl loser also happens to be the most hated owner (by far).

Some others I dug up:

Ham Riders

3 angry inches

Team Short Bus

Keep em coming

 
Our league in Houston does the same thing. This guy is from Louisiana and is always thanking us for Reggie Bush. Here's some names we've come up with:

WATERBOY, sux'n heads, DISINFECT MY BUSH, ETOU-GAY, WWND = WHAT WOULD NAGIN DO?, LEVEE MY BUSH ALONE, LEVEE? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LEVEE!, DE' REFUGEE'S, DE'EVACUEE'S

 

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