Best Team Names of 2012 so far.. (1 Viewer)

[Steelers4Life]

My brother in law (married to my sister) is threatening to name his 2012 team the "Sister Fisters".

I actually took the time to read just about every post, and this is one's easily the best so far.Awesome. I'm laughing while I'm typing this response.

 

[Ahmad Rashad]

"Purple ##### Eaters" for Viking fans.

 

[gibfunk]

Schaub on my knob like corn on da Kolb

 

[12punch]

this the lamest thing about fantasy football, btw. All the puns...

really? the fact that most of us are grown men playing pretend that we are overlords of a football universe, acting like we own teams and have any reasonable control over the events that play out isn't slightly more ridiculous?I've done work for a Fortune 500 company that nicknames their projects all the time. Two years ago, after the slumping PR hit Tiger Woods had going on, one was named "Tiger, Tiger, burning bright...into the red!"

My IT guys here at work have servers named "The Dark Knight" and "The Advengers".

is it an ad server?

 

[ace_spaid]

Luck at my Fleener

Cam on your TDs

Sprolin with the homies

Gronky Punch

Rice Rice Baby

Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles

 

[cobalt_27]

Luck at my FleenerCam on your TDsSprolin with the homiesGronky PunchRice Rice BabyTeenage Newton Ninja Turtles

Those are awesome names. If you're 12.

 

[Peeps Inc.]

Arian Brotherhood

Dirty Mike & The Boyz

Wet Bandits

 

[SeanTaylor21]

InstaGraham

Suck My Vick

Jacquizz Khalifa

Breesus Christ

Porta Roddy

Cushing for the Pushing

The Achilles Helu

 

[Cyclones]

My favorite team name ever was the guy in the fantasy hockey league from Chicago who used "Don't Toews me bro."

 

[Freedonia]

read every post chucked twice.

 

[Shane Falco]

Luck at my FleenerCam on your TDsSprolin with the homiesGronky PunchRice Rice BabyTeenage Newton Ninja Turtles

Those are awesome names. If you're 12.

pretty much this whole thread

 

[Kenny Powers]

Wet Bandits

 

[doeseatplace]

Suh Girls One Cup

I'm stealing this one

 

[Soulfly3]

no love for the 10 Inch Ditkas?

 

[Shawn]

Suh Girls 1 Cup my new favorite

 

[scarletknight19]

Taste Dwayne Bowe

 

[ldizzle]

Always thought it was Suh girls Succop

 

[GoBears84]

Free ##### Riot

Dang... blocked... you can follow the link...

Think cats....

 

[Hersh]

Harassin' Assassins

 

[Rick James]

My team name: "Off In Front Of My Sister Everyday"

So if I lose and the team that beat is asked by anyone, "Who did you beat this week"?...

...They would have to say, "I beat "Off In Front Of My Sister Everyday""

 

[JVenske]

I got LeSean McCoy as my first pick of one league, so I named my team Fifty Shadys of Grey.

 

[Shane Falco]

RG III and out

 

[SYMPHONY X]

I got LeSean McCoy as my first pick of one league, so I named my team Fifty Shadys of Grey.

I like this one..very clever! One league I am in has a team named "Hide your Beagle, Vick's an Eagle." That had me laughing for quite awhile.

 

[CJParkes]

Fear Boners

 

[Bobcat10]

whoa some crazy stuff goin on in here

 

[Statorama]

 

[Marvin]

Oof

 

[Sir Chadwick]

Grahams in my Blount

 

[Crazy Tony]

My redraft name is F---ing Beanpole Jackoffs an 8th grade reference to a name I was called during a YMCA basketball game from an opponent.

My friend Adam scattergood once had the name misspelled on the back of his uni in baseball.... "Now batting. "Adam Scattergoo"

The Flying Camels

Donkey Punchers.

Mushroom Stampers.

Balloon Knots,

Cosby Sweaters.

...are all creative names.

I laughed out loud at Queefer Sutherlands.

Sister Fisters is a good one.

If you want to read a lot of funny names read the last few years of teams entered in the Hood To Coast competition.

Half Fast is a good one.

 

[bulger2holt]

WhatWouldTebowDO

 

[Kenny Powers]

My redraft name is F---ing Beanpole Jackoffs an 8th grade reference to a name I was called during a YMCA basketball game from an opponent. My friend Adam scattergood once had the name misspelled on the back of his uni in baseball.... "Now batting. "Adam Scattergoo" The Flying CamelsDonkey Punchers.Mushroom Stampers. Balloon Knots, Cosby Sweaters. ...are all creative names. I laughed out loud at Queefer Sutherlands. Sister Fisters is a good one. If you want to read a lot of funny names read the last few years of teams entered in the Hood To Coast competition. Half Fast is a good one.

Best post of the thread. Reading this thread, I didnt realize most people try to create a play on words with an NFL players for ALL of their teams. In all of my money/friends leagues, our team names are much closer to things like you listed above. Not typically inside jokes per se, but just funny team names that relate to something.I could never name my team 98% of what Ive seen in this thread. If I did, I think even I would root for it to lose.

 

[wiscstlatlmia]

James Starks of Winterfell

Team Hugs and Kisses:

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=881546&teamId=3&seasonId=2012

 

[Mentos]

Nebraska Knife Grabbers

Psychoactive Toads

Florida Snow Crabs

New Mexico Antelopes

Overflowed Toilets

Flying Sharters

Mexico Muff Divers

Idaho Whale Watchers

Buffalo Dentists

San Diego Shrubs

Utah Orifices

San Francisco Guys

NYC Street Vendas

Texas Teabaggers

60 Minutes Patel

Blue Ribbon Buds

Montana Joes

Cleveland Cleavage

Alabama Tree Killers

 

[DoubleG]

Cleveland Cleavage

How about just "Cleavelage" - it has a certain ring to it, no?

 

[notdarkyet]

Fear Boners

 

[gethugefast1]

My team name: "Off In Front Of My Sister Everyday"

So if I lose, and the team that beat me is asked by anyone, "Who did you beat this week"?...

...They would have to say, "I beat... Off In Front Of My Sister Everyday"

 

[jdelsas]

No Punt Intended

No Suh For You