Saw this tweet the other day that nailed it as well:
x.com
"I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.
I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore."
my debit card got hacked yesterday. got a fraud alert email and text. called the 800 number on my debit card to connect with my credit union and spoke with the most human-like AI i've encountered so far.
almost felt like a real conversation, only with small pauses between each word and heavy use of the phrase "robotic payments" instead of "automated payments" or "recurring payments" when asking if i had any recurring/automated payments that could have newly charged by debit card, causing the fraud alert.
took 10 minutes to get through the AI checklist of questions before i got to a real live, local, human being at my credit union branch.. who walked me through the same questions in about 90 seconds.
corporate loves not having to pay Dolores $12/hr to answer calls. i wonder what their metrics say about how many customers are turned off, or turned away, by not being able to chat with Dolores and work through their issue in 1/10th the amount of time?