TheAristocrat
Footballguy
See you in 2016.
Okay, next date I go on I'll be sure to do live updates in this thread, and I'll follow suggestions/shtick during the date.
See you in 2016.
Okay, next date I go on I'll be sure to do live updates in this thread, and I'll follow suggestions/shtick during the date.
Whoa now, don't rush him.See you in 2016.
Okay, next date I go on I'll be sure to do live updates in this thread, and I'll follow suggestions/shtick during the date.
Didn't come together with that chick from work. I didn't pursue it and neither did she. Some other chick from work (same department) has dragged me out to a few events. She's putting in some strong effort to get me to ask her out.Update?
Chihuahua?What kind of dog?
Agreed. Have a lot going on right now and don't really care to make the time to get creative and write an entertaining story. I'm not blessed with a knack for interesting writing. If you'd like to be my ghost writer, I'm on board. Otherwise I figured I'd let the thread die off.Perhaps the most boring sex story I ever read.
lol, wtf? Are you 13 or something? So you screwed and finished with this chick like five times On The Walk Home?Didn't come together with that chick from work. I didn't pursue it and neither did she. Some other chick from work (same department) has dragged me out to a few events. She's putting in some strong effort to get me to ask her out.Update?
Going to a last minute wedding later this month (the Vegas buddy). Bringing no date. After that I'm going to be heading to Vegas for another last minute trip with a different group of friends to spend NYE. No date lined up for that one, either.
Went out with friends a few nights ago. Tried chatting with a few ladies but nothing stuck. Hopped back on bart to head home and some cute chick sat next to me. She gave her food to some panhandler and started chatting after I asked what she gave up. She started mentioning being single, dating profile, and so on and so forth so I made sure she gave me her number before I hopped off.
Went on a small bar run the following night. Went to some whiskey bar and some chick told me to try her drink. I gave it a whirl and bailed on the group to chat with her. She had her dog with her at the bar. Some tiny thing she kept under a blanket on the bar next to her. Some blonde hippy type who is a dog trainer. No dreadlocks yet, but can see it's in her future. Snaggletooth was really cute on her. Told me she broke up with her boyfriend, and just kept talking about that, no matter where I tried steering the conversation. Started saying nobody loved her, so on and so forth. I know a younger me would have exploited that then and there, but I didn't care enough to roll with that. I told her 'Good luck with that. You'll be in a better place soon enough.'
Wandered back to my group for a bit, but she came over after a few songs on her way to the bathroom and asked where I went. When she was coming back from the bathroom she smiled, gave me a hug, and started chatting with me. I wandered back to where she was sitting, and she started telling me she's not easy. I just shrugged and said okay. Gave her a kiss. She said she was going to bail after she finished her drink. I sat there in silence drinking mine. One of my buddies came over and asked if we wanted to join them at the next bar. She told us she had about $3,000 cash in her purse for rent, bills, and other expenses and needed to be able to trust us if we went anywhere. My buddy just said 'Uh...' as he slowly backed away. She started talking about her ex again and I didn't know how else to shut her up so I went in for a kiss. We started making out a bit with her dog still sitting under a blanket in the seat next to her. She said she needed to sober up and grabbed water from the bartender. I just sat there finishing my drink. When she was leaving the bar I asked if she'd mind my company. She again gave the whole not being easy line but said okay.
We hopped on the bus and kept a real casual conversation. She lived about 30-40 minutes from the bar. The booze was starting to wear off. We got back to her place and she made sure to put her dog in its bed, and tuck it in. Then we banged. Left that night and made my way home after we made general, vague plans of doing something sometime.
The night Sons of Anarchy had its series finale my friend had a big get together so we could turn that trainwreck into a fun drinking game after dinner together. My friend has warned me her former co-worker is a bit crazy, and having constant issues with her boyfriend to the point they're broken up but living together. This chick's guy is a complete bro and appears to be a racist meathead. She's a hot blonde. Very fit. Great body (b cup, nice backside, about 5'6"). Blue/green eyes. As the drinking went on, she started clearly hitting on me so no one else would notice. At one point most of the crowd went outside to smoke, and when they came back in, her boyfriend said he was bailing because he had work early in the morning. Another couple bailed as well, leaving this chick, myself, my friend, and her guy. We resumed watching the show and this chick ignored any subtlety, running her hands on me, and making sexually suggestive comments. I kindly offered to walk her home. We made it a block or three before making out. Another block or two before it got further, and she begged me to screw her right then and there in some parking lot. That was a pretty big turn on for the both of us, and we both climaxed several times. Bars were closing and we had some folks walking somewhat close by. After finishing up, we resumed the walk home but stopped again for some public sex. Much shorter go 'round this time. I was out of condoms and really shouldn't have continued, but I too drunk and horny. Tried avoiding any wall soakage. We finally made it to her place, where I screwed her yet again up against a fence next to her apartment. She invited me ice skating. Will definitely spend more time with this one.
My phone was stolen the next day, and it seems not all my numbers were saved in my google contacts. Mostly going to be starting from scratch instead of being able to cycle through the recent numbers. Still no dates, though.
Cross posted in the Penthouse Forum.lol, wtf? Are you 13 or something? So you screwed and finished with this chick like five times On The Walk Home?Didn't come together with that chick from work. I didn't pursue it and neither did she. Some other chick from work (same department) has dragged me out to a few events. She's putting in some strong effort to get me to ask her out.Update?
Going to a last minute wedding later this month (the Vegas buddy). Bringing no date. After that I'm going to be heading to Vegas for another last minute trip with a different group of friends to spend NYE. No date lined up for that one, either.
Went out with friends a few nights ago. Tried chatting with a few ladies but nothing stuck. Hopped back on bart to head home and some cute chick sat next to me. She gave her food to some panhandler and started chatting after I asked what she gave up. She started mentioning being single, dating profile, and so on and so forth so I made sure she gave me her number before I hopped off.
Went on a small bar run the following night. Went to some whiskey bar and some chick told me to try her drink. I gave it a whirl and bailed on the group to chat with her. She had her dog with her at the bar. Some tiny thing she kept under a blanket on the bar next to her. Some blonde hippy type who is a dog trainer. No dreadlocks yet, but can see it's in her future. Snaggletooth was really cute on her. Told me she broke up with her boyfriend, and just kept talking about that, no matter where I tried steering the conversation. Started saying nobody loved her, so on and so forth. I know a younger me would have exploited that then and there, but I didn't care enough to roll with that. I told her 'Good luck with that. You'll be in a better place soon enough.'
Wandered back to my group for a bit, but she came over after a few songs on her way to the bathroom and asked where I went. When she was coming back from the bathroom she smiled, gave me a hug, and started chatting with me. I wandered back to where she was sitting, and she started telling me she's not easy. I just shrugged and said okay. Gave her a kiss. She said she was going to bail after she finished her drink. I sat there in silence drinking mine. One of my buddies came over and asked if we wanted to join them at the next bar. She told us she had about $3,000 cash in her purse for rent, bills, and other expenses and needed to be able to trust us if we went anywhere. My buddy just said 'Uh...' as he slowly backed away. She started talking about her ex again and I didn't know how else to shut her up so I went in for a kiss. We started making out a bit with her dog still sitting under a blanket in the seat next to her. She said she needed to sober up and grabbed water from the bartender. I just sat there finishing my drink. When she was leaving the bar I asked if she'd mind my company. She again gave the whole not being easy line but said okay.
We hopped on the bus and kept a real casual conversation. She lived about 30-40 minutes from the bar. The booze was starting to wear off. We got back to her place and she made sure to put her dog in its bed, and tuck it in. Then we banged. Left that night and made my way home after we made general, vague plans of doing something sometime.
The night Sons of Anarchy had its series finale my friend had a big get together so we could turn that trainwreck into a fun drinking game after dinner together. My friend has warned me her former co-worker is a bit crazy, and having constant issues with her boyfriend to the point they're broken up but living together. This chick's guy is a complete bro and appears to be a racist meathead. She's a hot blonde. Very fit. Great body (b cup, nice backside, about 5'6"). Blue/green eyes. As the drinking went on, she started clearly hitting on me so no one else would notice. At one point most of the crowd went outside to smoke, and when they came back in, her boyfriend said he was bailing because he had work early in the morning. Another couple bailed as well, leaving this chick, myself, my friend, and her guy. We resumed watching the show and this chick ignored any subtlety, running her hands on me, and making sexually suggestive comments. I kindly offered to walk her home. We made it a block or three before making out. Another block or two before it got further, and she begged me to screw her right then and there in some parking lot. That was a pretty big turn on for the both of us, and we both climaxed several times. Bars were closing and we had some folks walking somewhat close by. After finishing up, we resumed the walk home but stopped again for some public sex. Much shorter go 'round this time. I was out of condoms and really shouldn't have continued, but I too drunk and horny. Tried avoiding any wall soakage. We finally made it to her place, where I screwed her yet again up against a fence next to her apartment. She invited me ice skating. Will definitely spend more time with this one.
My phone was stolen the next day, and it seems not all my numbers were saved in my google contacts. Mostly going to be starting from scratch instead of being able to cycle through the recent numbers. Still no dates, though.
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.lol, wtf? Are you 13 or something? So you screwed and finished with this chick like five times On The Walk Home?Didn't come together with that chick from work. I didn't pursue it and neither did she. Some other chick from work (same department) has dragged me out to a few events. She's putting in some strong effort to get me to ask her out.Update?
Going to a last minute wedding later this month (the Vegas buddy). Bringing no date. After that I'm going to be heading to Vegas for another last minute trip with a different group of friends to spend NYE. No date lined up for that one, either.
Went out with friends a few nights ago. Tried chatting with a few ladies but nothing stuck. Hopped back on bart to head home and some cute chick sat next to me. She gave her food to some panhandler and started chatting after I asked what she gave up. She started mentioning being single, dating profile, and so on and so forth so I made sure she gave me her number before I hopped off.
Went on a small bar run the following night. Went to some whiskey bar and some chick told me to try her drink. I gave it a whirl and bailed on the group to chat with her. She had her dog with her at the bar. Some tiny thing she kept under a blanket on the bar next to her. Some blonde hippy type who is a dog trainer. No dreadlocks yet, but can see it's in her future. Snaggletooth was really cute on her. Told me she broke up with her boyfriend, and just kept talking about that, no matter where I tried steering the conversation. Started saying nobody loved her, so on and so forth. I know a younger me would have exploited that then and there, but I didn't care enough to roll with that. I told her 'Good luck with that. You'll be in a better place soon enough.'
Wandered back to my group for a bit, but she came over after a few songs on her way to the bathroom and asked where I went. When she was coming back from the bathroom she smiled, gave me a hug, and started chatting with me. I wandered back to where she was sitting, and she started telling me she's not easy. I just shrugged and said okay. Gave her a kiss. She said she was going to bail after she finished her drink. I sat there in silence drinking mine. One of my buddies came over and asked if we wanted to join them at the next bar. She told us she had about $3,000 cash in her purse for rent, bills, and other expenses and needed to be able to trust us if we went anywhere. My buddy just said 'Uh...' as he slowly backed away. She started talking about her ex again and I didn't know how else to shut her up so I went in for a kiss. We started making out a bit with her dog still sitting under a blanket in the seat next to her. She said she needed to sober up and grabbed water from the bartender. I just sat there finishing my drink. When she was leaving the bar I asked if she'd mind my company. She again gave the whole not being easy line but said okay.
We hopped on the bus and kept a real casual conversation. She lived about 30-40 minutes from the bar. The booze was starting to wear off. We got back to her place and she made sure to put her dog in its bed, and tuck it in. Then we banged. Left that night and made my way home after we made general, vague plans of doing something sometime.
The night Sons of Anarchy had its series finale my friend had a big get together so we could turn that trainwreck into a fun drinking game after dinner together. My friend has warned me her former co-worker is a bit crazy, and having constant issues with her boyfriend to the point they're broken up but living together. This chick's guy is a complete bro and appears to be a racist meathead. She's a hot blonde. Very fit. Great body (b cup, nice backside, about 5'6"). Blue/green eyes. As the drinking went on, she started clearly hitting on me so no one else would notice. At one point most of the crowd went outside to smoke, and when they came back in, her boyfriend said he was bailing because he had work early in the morning. Another couple bailed as well, leaving this chick, myself, my friend, and her guy. We resumed watching the show and this chick ignored any subtlety, running her hands on me, and making sexually suggestive comments. I kindly offered to walk her home. We made it a block or three before making out. Another block or two before it got further, and she begged me to screw her right then and there in some parking lot. That was a pretty big turn on for the both of us, and we both climaxed several times. Bars were closing and we had some folks walking somewhat close by. After finishing up, we resumed the walk home but stopped again for some public sex. Much shorter go 'round this time. I was out of condoms and really shouldn't have continued, but I too drunk and horny. Tried avoiding any wall soakage. We finally made it to her place, where I screwed her yet again up against a fence next to her apartment. She invited me ice skating. Will definitely spend more time with this one.
My phone was stolen the next day, and it seems not all my numbers were saved in my google contacts. Mostly going to be starting from scratch instead of being able to cycle through the recent numbers. Still no dates, though.
It would not take a lot to make the story more interesting. Just some details, like what they looked like. A 7? Blond? Tight ###? High heels, short red skirt. Just anything would have made it more interesting. You paint a picture of these girls in the worst light possible. Endless ramblings about bf, crying, etc. You almost sound repulsed by women. You pretty much yada, yada, yada over the what should have been the good parts of the story. I would have missed you even had sex with the second girl if it wasn't bolded by someone above.Chihuahua?What kind of dog?
Agreed. Have a lot going on right now and don't really care to make the time to get creative and write an entertaining story. I'm not blessed with a knack for interesting writing. If you'd like to be my ghost writer, I'm on board. Otherwise I figured I'd let the thread die off.Perhaps the most boring sex story I ever read.
Sounds like this girl is from the Niagara Falls area.You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
Older guys like me can appreciate it - pretty good story imo.Perhaps the most boring sex story I ever read.
I think AZ Ron spoiled many of you.Older guys like me can appreciate it - pretty good story imo.Perhaps the most boring sex story I ever read.
I had 4 with me.Do you also carry like a half box of condoms on you at all times?
I see part of my problem. I should have been more clear talking about the different women. The 'not easy' chick we banged at her place. She's the cute hippy with early onset dreadlocks. Cute, and looks a LOT like Kirsten Dunst. Seriously, just imagine Dunst became a dog groomer hippie and you have a perfect visual."I'm not easy... but let's bang in the parking lot".
Wimmen
Nope. You were clear and I edited my response.I had 4 with me.Do you also carry like a half box of condoms on you at all times?
I see part of my problem. I should have been more clear talking about the different women. The 'not easy' chick we banged at her place. She's the cute hippy with early onset dreadlocks. Cute, and looks a LOT like Kirsten Dunst. Seriously, just imagine Dunst became a dog groomer hippie and you have a perfect visual."I'm not easy... but let's bang in the parking lot".
Wimmen
The parking lot gal made zero pretense about not being easy. She was coming onto me very strongly throughout the night. I'd say she's about a 7 or maybe an 8 - fantastic body. Very thin, fit, a great backside, perfect B cup perky breasts. Blonde hair (dirty blonde, really) a bit past her shoulders. Cute face but thin lips. I prefer fuller lips and a lesser body, but that's just my personal preference. Dressed in a very short, tight white dress that showed off her great body, and was sporting a pair of heels. She runs a boutique fashion shop and dresses very nicely. Struggling to think of who she looks like, but no one springs to mind. I'll readily admit I'm not the average fbg - usually more of a one go 'round, maybe two then it's nap time kind of guy. This gal was just a huge turn on.
Ooof. The length of that update would have made Tim proud. Surely you could have spiced it up a bit after you got back to her place. It's Friday, after all.Chihuahua?What kind of dog?
Agreed. Have a lot going on right now and don't really care to make the time to get creative and write an entertaining story. I'm not blessed with a knack for interesting writing. If you'd like to be my ghost writer, I'm on board. Otherwise I figured I'd let the thread die off.Perhaps the most boring sex story I ever read.
They have a half-life of 250,000 years.They're still on tour?I met another chick last night. One of my buddies does concert photography. He got me a pass to go see GWAR last night and help him out a bit.
By no means am I trying to get him to stop posting stories....just surprised to find out that a guy is wandering around randomly carrying 4 condoms. Sounds like it all worked out.UniAlias said:Tough crowd.
I liked the story. 9/10 - Would read again.
I needed some visuals and some insight into the sex. His first cut made it sound like these girls were just a burden. Come to find out they were kind of hot.UniAlias said:Tough crowd.
I liked the story. 9/10 - Would read again.
Ever wake up again a while later for round 2?I fall asleep after I climax.
I used to. Not so much now.Ever wake up again a while later for round 2?I fall asleep after I climax.
Egyptian mummies lack their staying power.fatness said:They have a half-life of 250,000 years.They're still on tour?I met another chick last night. One of my buddies does concert photography. He got me a pass to go see GWAR last night and help him out a bit.