Boss trying to set me up on a date... (2 Viewers)

[T Bell]

Give her the job tip, you know, just to see if she likes it.

 

[T Bell]

Three dates in two years and attempting to sidestep what seemingly could be a sure thing. I'm not buying and don't know what is going on here.

And Mexican chicks know how to "dance" too.

Dude, if your friend is all that good of a friend, he'll totally understand you opting for the snatcherita.

 

[Wrigley]

This has to be Eminence.

My first thought

 

[T Bell]

This has to be Eminence.

My first thought

Well you have to start somewhere. Here's to many more thoughts.

 

[Tom Servo]

I met another chick last night. One of my buddies does concert photography. He got me a pass to go see GWAR last night and help him out a bit.

They're still on tour?

The lead singer dies a few months ago. Can't believe they replaced him already.

Don't they wear masks? It's not like anyone would know the difference...

 

[sbonomo]

what the hell

 

[Zow]

So on page one we have a 15 year old shooting down cheerleader tail and this guy passing up the easiest of lays despite not getting any for luck a year.

Wtf is going on.

Whoa, chief. I said I haven't been on more than a couple dates the past two years. Probably had sex with 3-4 girls. That's quite the dry spell, but it's not nothing.

Pardon me, Lethario.

 

[chauncey]

It sounds like you want to start banging more often and you are making attempts at game with these girls you are meeting out. Problem is your confidence is low and there is some anxiety, which these girls you are meeting can smell. Solution is to go to dinner tonight, have some drinks, flirt with this girl who already likes you, touch her, get her tingling, then get her back to your place. I don't care if she isn't your dream girl or you can't see her as the mother of your children. Act as if you are Arizona Ron, from the minute you start getting ready for the night and all the way through dinner visualize soaking this girls walls and giving her the night of her life. Your boss thinks you are a stud, which is why she set this up. You owe it to her, the other girl, yourself, and the FFA to get it done.

 

[Zow]

In the limited dating I did before I met my wife I did find that when I was with someone that I wasn't really interested in that much I actually did better in terms of how I acted (looking back to what I remember) and rounding the bases, so to speak. There is something liberating to your psyche going into it with the full knowledge that you really just don't care what happens.

 

[Zow]

So on page one we have a 15 year old shooting

down cheerleader tail and this guy passing up the easiest of lays despite not getting any for luck a year.

Wtf is going on.

You started all of this.

Say what now?

We had to read your stories of futility living life in the bachelor lane.

Post-2008 they were anything but.

 

[chauncey]

Although this thread will have much more comedy and sustainability if you chump out, so we are rooting for you no matter how it goes.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I think he is putting the ##### on a pedestal.

 

[Peyton Marino]

This is something I'd likely go GTD on after I've had a few at the happy hour.

 

[Jobber]

What time zone is the OP in?

 

[ScoobySnack]

What time zone is the OP in?

West Coast(He is in the Bay Area)

 

[Henry Ford]

So on page one we have a 15 year old shooting down cheerleader tail and this guy passing up the easiest of lays despite not getting any for luck a year.

Wtf is going on.

Whoa, chief. I said I haven't been on more than a couple dates the past two years. Probably had sex with 3-4 girls. That's quite the dry spell, but it's not nothing.

Pardon me, Lethario.

Lothario.

 

[spodog]

this entire thing reminds me of a story

 

[Guest]

He really should live update us from the date. We can offer advice on what his next move should be. Voted on of course.

 

[nirad3]

This is what happens when you mix Highlights magazine with the Penthouse forum....

 

[Bucky86]

I bet he comes back tomorrow morning and claims he banged this chick

 

[jon_mx]

What time zone is the OP in?

West Coast(He is in the Bay Area)

Oh. So he is gay.

 

[Hilts]

This is something I'd likely go GTD on after I've had a few at the happy hour.

This is how I'll approach things. I'll keep the drinks coming.

 

[Onions]

I met another chick last night. One of my buddies does concert photography. He got me a pass to go see GWAR last night and help him out a bit.

They're still on tour?

GWAR - November 5, 2014

San Francisco, California, USA

Setlist:

Fly Now

Madness at the Core of Time

The Years Without Light

Hail, Genocide!

The Private Pain of Sawborg Destructo Tormentor

I, Bonesnapper

Black and Huge

Hate Love Songs

Saddam a Go-Go

Bloodbath

Horror of Yig

Metal Metal Land

Let Us Slay

Mr. Perfect

Encore:

The Road Behind

West End Girls (Pet Shop Boys cover)

 

[fantasycurse42]

If I was single, I'd be nailing everything with two legs and a choach.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I bet he comes back tomorrow morning and claims he banged this chick

As he ####### should!

 

[jamny]

If I was single, I'd be nailing everything with two legs and a choach.

Hi sailor

 

[fantasycurse42]

If I was single, I'd be nailing everything with two legs and a choach.

Hi sailor

 

[Dan Lambskin]

It's almost 8:00 pm EST...You plow this cooze yet?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

It's almost 8:00 pm EST...You plow this cooze yet?

He is on the left coast, probably not at the bar yet. He should definitely be sending out live updates tonight though from his phone when he takes bathroom breaks.

The money move is to pick up some ecstasy, drop it in your bosses and this woman's drink after you each have downed a couple. Head to 1015 Folsom to get your dance on and then proceed to one of their places for the threesome.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[Henry Ford]

It's almost 8:00 pm EST...You plow this cooze yet?

He is on the left coast, probably not at the bar yet. He should definitely be sending out live updates tonight though from his phone when he takes bathroom breaks.The money move is to pick up some ecstasy, drop it in your bosses and this woman's drink after you each have downed a couple. Head to 1015 Folsom to get your dance on and then proceed to one of their places for the threesome.

Darren Sharper is on this board?

 

[Tackling Dummies]

FRIDAY THREAD. Not certified yet.

 

[Das Boot]

So on page one we have a 15 year old shooting down cheerleader tail and this guy passing up the easiest of lays despite not getting any for luck a year.

Wtf is going on.

Whoa, chief. I said I haven't been on more than a couple dates the past two years. Probably had sex with 3-4 girls. That's quite the dry spell, but it's not nothing.

Pardon me, Lethario.

Lothario.

Lethario was his eunuch brother that was always tired.

 

[jon_mx]

Where's the sechs?

 

[sdp1226]

I predict that there was some sexy time that ended in a TDTF (too drunk to ####) situation.

 

[jon_mx]

I predict that there was some sexy time that ended in a TDTF (too drunk to ####) situation.

With the dude or one of the chicks?

 

[El Floppo]

my prediction... pain.

 

[sdp1226]

I predict that there was some sexy time that ended in a TDTF (too drunk to ####) situation.

With the dude or one of the chicks?

Probably with himself. That counts as sexy time, right?

 

[Yankee23Fan]

.... it's Friday....

Don't blow this OP - this is your moment to shine. You've had the prep time, you've had the research of previous attempts at your fingertips and you've released very good "we want more" previews to the audience. With that.... let's begin.

 

[doowain]

 

[Tom Servo]

my prediction... pain.

S&M?

 

[Guest]

.... it's Friday....

Don't blow this OP - this is your moment to shine. You've had the prep time, you've had the research of previous attempts at your fingertips and you've released very good "we want more" previews to the audience. With that.... let's begin.

If he skipped out on the date last night, he's going on my ignore list.

 

[Tom Servo]

.... it's Friday....

Don't blow this OP - this is your moment to shine. You've had the prep time, you've had the research of previous attempts at your fingertips and you've released very good "we want more" previews to the audience. With that.... let's begin.

If he skipped out on the date last night, he's going on my ignore list.

 

[sbonomo]

It is 8:00 on the west coast....where is our Friday update......

 

[Tom Servo]

It is 8:00 on the west coast....where is our Friday update......

Probably starts at 9:00. Patience, grasshopper.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI

 

[(HULK)]

In the limited dating I did before I met my wife I did find that when I was with someone that I wasn't really interested in that much I actually did better in terms of how I acted (looking back to what I remember) and rounding the bases, so to speak. There is something liberating to your psyche going into it with the full knowledge that you really just don't care what happens.

I can last a lot longer in bed if she's barely attractive imo

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[Hawks64]

 

[fantasycurse42]

I can help add some color here...