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Breaking News - Terrell Owens Rushed to local hospital (1 Viewer)

oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
 
I think the media is kicking themselves for not being there to film TO saying "yes" to the question as to whether he was trying to injure himself. Then they would be right, no matter what really happened.........wag the dog.

 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Sorry David,He's gone to gangsta tool heaven.J
 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Shick!...id tread lightly here...i just saw oswizzle spray painting a line through your name in the main lobby...i think we all know what that means...just a heads up... :ph34r:
 
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oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Sorry David,He's gone to gangsta tool heaven.J
Yep. You got to it just before me. I need to take a break. I'll be back later this afternoon when I have some free time. Hopefully this will resolve itself somewhat and we can go back to discussing the validity of David Carr's topshelf passer rating.
 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
I bet he has tear drop tattoos
 
[Jerry] We here at the Dalleesh Cowbowehs are happy to announce that T.O. izh jusht fahn and will be leading the Dallees Cowbowehs to the Dallees Cowbowehs umpteenth Super Bow' at the end of the season and many many more to come. Ah just spoke weeth Dallees Cowbowehs Head Coach Bill "Parcels", a very close friend of both mahself and T.O. and one of the greatest coaches in the long storied history of both the Dallees Cowbowehs and the Nasheenal Foo'ball League, and he predicts a full recovery for future Hall of Famer Dallees Cowboweh Terrell Oweens."[/Jerry]

 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Sorry David,He's gone to gangsta tool heaven.J
quality sig material here... :thumbup:
 
You know what I love most about the U.S.? Freedom of speech! Nothing like a bunch of wannabe policeman, trying to keep someone down for posting there opinion.
I guess what you fail to grasp is that no one cares about your opinion.
Making friends in every thread you go I see.
Posted any fake news stories about TO whimpering in the hospital?
No, just a weekly RB analysis thread that gets about 3,000 hits and lots of good bantering with people that want to talk football...what have you done lately?
Seriously, are you kidding me with this crap?
 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Sorry David,He's gone to gangsta tool heaven.J
:lmao:
 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Sorry David,He's gone to gangsta tool heaven.J
that's whack! :lmao:
 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Sorry David,He's gone to gangsta tool heaven.J
Funniest response today. :lmao:
 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Sorry David,He's gone to gangsta tool heaven.J
RIP/pours 40oz
 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
hangman plz
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Where'd you get that figure? I've talked to a dozen Cowboy fans (I'm one) and everyone of them thinks he tried to kill himself (or at the very least do something drastic to get attention).
 
No, just a weekly RB analysis thread that gets about 3,000 hits and lots of good bantering with people that want to talk football...what have you done lately?
Seriously, are you kidding me with this crap?
Regardless of what you think of MOP, he makes a good point. His RB thread is good material for the discussion it creates. You don't have to agree with his analysis to see that.We host the board hoping for material exactly like that, not so you can create handfuls of alias accounts and mess with people. If you think otherwise you're beyond delusional.EDIT: I should have mentioned that Keys adds plenty of solid content to our boards. My apologies for not acknowledging that. I was grouping his cadre of buddies from the :e: board together and blaming him for their actions.
 
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I'm not sure if anybody has posted the "updated" presser schedule, but here goes:

130PM - Bill Parcells as usual

200PM - Drew Bledsoe will address the team privately

215PM - Drew Bledsoe will meet with Bob & Dan on 1310 The Ticket

230PM - Terrell Owens will address the media from the usual Bill Parcells presser location

 
Clayton was on for 5-10 minutes and said nothing
I thought he tried unsuccessfully to quash the suicide idea. They just laughed at him and said :bye:
To be honest, I find this story (or none-story) far more interesting than Trey Wingo revealing his fantasy football tips of the week:
My personal recomendations for starts this week are, LaDanian Tomlinson, Peyton Manning and Antonio Gates. I would also recommend fantasy owners taking a flyer on Tatum Bell. If he is available in your league, you might want to put a waiver claim in on him because it appears he might be the starting running back in Denver.
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Where'd you get that figure? I've talked to a dozen Cowboy fans (I'm one) and everyone of them thinks he tried to kill himself (or at the very least do something drastic to get attention).
The Cowboys forum I visit.Count me in as DID NOT attempt suicide.JOe/David....permission to start a poll here?
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
 
oswizzle said:
this thread is lame...taking 35 norcos through 3 days aint shiznit...I've taken way more then that it my phaze dayz and I'm not as big as T.O...#### i know str8 scronny dudes that have popped way more pillz...Hydrocodene aint a good way to pull the plug on urself unless u plan on taking the whole bottle at once
Hi oswizzle,Welcome to our board. You sound like a gangster. Are you real gang banger? It was the slick use of the letter z that gave it away. Have you killed people and stuff? Do you do drugs and stuff. Anyway, welcome aboard.
Sorry David,He's gone to gangsta tool heaven.J
:thumbup: x 2
 
This is going to make one helluva BANG cartoon.

Almost wish the Postons were involved.

 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
Gosh, you are funny.Here is your :goodposting: that you are looking for. Or maybe it was a :lmao: . Anything constructive or intelligent to say?
 
You know what I love most about the U.S.? Freedom of speech! Nothing like a bunch of wannabe policeman, trying to keep someone down for posting there opinion.
I guess what you fail to grasp is that no one cares about your opinion.
Making friends in every thread you go I see.
Posted any fake news stories about TO whimpering in the hospital?
No, just a weekly RB analysis thread that gets about 3,000 hits and lots of good bantering with people that want to talk football...what have you done lately?
Right on, man. This gem got 1811 views
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
Gosh, you are funny.Here is your :goodposting: that you are looking for. Or maybe it was a :lmao: . Anything constructive or intelligent to say?
I think he's just pointing out that the opinion of Cowboy fans with less knowledge than we have is probably as useful as the data he posted. :shrug:
 
First off, I originally posted this news - and was bashed.
Darn. You missed out on having your name in lights. I can live with that. Posting that kind of story with no confirmation means your thread gets deleted. Again, I can live with that. I delete a lot of crap threads. Yes, this one had wheels, but it doesn't change the fact that it was an uncorroborated story. Further, there were leads (apparently erroneous ones) that indicated it wasn't true.
Second, Shick your earlier response to texasheat of "quit pissing in our pool" was uncalled for and really made me lose some respect for you.
If having a high standard means that a story was delayed for two minutes (I think it was two minutes) before there was some confirmation I guess I can live without your respect.
How about changing the title to NOT CONFIRMED. No need to delete it.
:goodposting: this is just how bad this forum has become. years ago, this breaking news is what we loved this board for. quick information and for the most part, you did not have to sift through countless bs posts to get something usefull. the board is so damn watered down that breaking news is thought of as a hoax. the guys at football guys were so sure it was a hoax, they deleted the thread and then bashed a shark for doing what we all used to love this board for. #######s!! what a joke!!
 
First off, I originally posted this news - and was bashed.
Darn. You missed out on having your name in lights. I can live with that. Posting that kind of story with no confirmation means your thread gets deleted. Again, I can live with that. I delete a lot of crap threads. Yes, this one had wheels, but it doesn't change the fact that it was an uncorroborated story. Further, there were leads (apparently erroneous ones) that indicated it wasn't true.
Second, Shick your earlier response to texasheat of "quit pissing in our pool" was uncalled for and really made me lose some respect for you.
If having a high standard means that a story was delayed for two minutes (I think it was two minutes) before there was some confirmation I guess I can live without your respect.
How about changing the title to NOT CONFIRMED. No need to delete it.
:goodposting: this is just how bad this forum has become. years ago, this breaking news is what we loved this board for. quick information and for the most part, you did not have to sift through countless bs posts to get something usefull. the board is so damn watered down that breaking news is thought of as a hoax. the guys at football guys were so sure it was a hoax, they deleted the thread and then bashed a shark for doing what we all used to love this board for. #######s!! what a joke!!
There's elsewhere out there. I'd suggest finding it if you don't like current state of things
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
Gosh, you are funny.Here is your :goodposting: that you are looking for. Or maybe it was a :lmao: . Anything constructive or intelligent to say?
I think he's just pointing out that the opinion of Cowboy fans with less knowledge than we have is probably as useful as the data he posted. :shrug:
Why would a Cowboy fan have less info than us?I totally disagree.
 
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Here's what supposed to be going on at Valley Ranch this afternoon ...

1:30 p.m.: Bill Parcells news conference.

2 p.m.: Drew Bledsoe will address the team.

2:15 p.m.: Terrell Owens makes a statement.

 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
Gosh, you are funny.Here is your :goodposting: that you are looking for. Or maybe it was a :lmao: . Anything constructive or intelligent to say?
First tell me how Cowboy fans feel about the Madden cover curse?How about the Warner benched/not benched issue?You tell me, do Cowboy fans have better access to info on this subject then anyone else in the world?In other words, who gives a flying flip what Cowboy fans think.
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
Gosh, you are funny.Here is your :goodposting: that you are looking for. Or maybe it was a :lmao: . Anything constructive or intelligent to say?
I think he's just pointing out that the opinion of Cowboy fans with less knowledge than we have is probably as useful as the data he posted. :shrug:
Why would a Cowboy fan have less info than us?I totally disagree.
All I know is that I trust the average Cowboy fan's impressions of this situation only slightly more than I trust TO's (live-in) publicist's. I don't count you in that Bankerguy, but I'm certainly not impressed by a general poll of Cowboys fans.
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
Gosh, you are funny.Here is your :goodposting: that you are looking for. Or maybe it was a :lmao: . Anything constructive or intelligent to say?
I think he's just pointing out that the opinion of Cowboy fans with less knowledge than we have is probably as useful as the data he posted. :shrug:
Why would a Cowboy fan have less info than us?I totally disagree.
Asking people on the street or on a radio call in show? About their own #1 guy? As opposed to the lot of us following the story siince its inception. Do these people know T.O.?
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
Gosh, you are funny.Here is your :goodposting: that you are looking for. Or maybe it was a :lmao: . Anything constructive or intelligent to say?
I think he's just pointing out that the opinion of Cowboy fans with less knowledge than we have is probably as useful as the data he posted. :shrug:
Why would a Cowboy fan have less info than us?I totally disagree.
All I know is that I trust the average Cowboy fan's impressions of this situation only slightly more than I trust TO's (live-in) publicist's. I don't count you in that Bankerguy, but I'm certainly not impressed by a general poll of Cowboys fans.
:goodposting:
 
If anyone cares......91% of all Cowboy fans believe it was a reaction to meds and not a suicide attempt.
Also, 87% of all Cowboy fans believe Joe Montana is overrated82% of all Cowboy fans believe Steve Young is actually an alien76% of all Cowboy fans believe Bill Parcells is "cute"97% of all Cowboy fans believe Drew Pearson pushed off, but that it's OK because he is Drew Pearson.
Gosh, you are funny.Here is your :goodposting: that you are looking for. Or maybe it was a :lmao: . Anything constructive or intelligent to say?
First tell me how Cowboy fans feel about the Madden cover curse?How about the Warner benched/not benched issue?You tell me, do Cowboy fans have better access to info on this subject then anyone else in the world?In other words, who gives a flying flip what Cowboy fans think.
Because I read everything Cowboys. I recap many Parcells PC's and other major stories.Everytime Owens farts there is a story. I guess homer's feel like we have more insight. He was sick earlier this week from pain mediation.They switched his MedsHe has reaction and goes to hospitalWhy is that impossible to believe.What camp are you in?
 
Catch me up on the last 5 pages -- now the conventional wisdom is that it absolutely, positively wasn't a suicide attempt? Was the police report faked, or was something else going on? :confused:

TIA

 

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