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Bros Icing Bros (1 Viewer)

Schlzm said:
moderated said:
meeting up with some bros on friday and plan to ice a couple.any good ideas on how to ice a bro while boating?
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Push him overboard then toss him an ice instead of a lifejacket.Schlzm
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i like this one, do the bottles float? was also thinking of putting one under one of the seats and ask for someone to grab me a lifejacket and have an ice under there, then BOOM, iced bro.i think i'm gonna bring 2 and try a double icing but don't want to risk getting re-iced so might just bring one for my first icing.
 
moderated said:
Schlzm said:
moderated said:
meeting up with some bros on friday and plan to ice a couple.any good ideas on how to ice a bro while boating?
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Push him overboard then toss him an ice instead of a lifejacket.Schlzm
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i like this one, do the bottles float? was also thinking of putting one under one of the seats and ask for someone to grab me a lifejacket and have an ice under there, then BOOM, iced bro.i think i'm gonna bring 2 and try a double icing but don't want to risk getting re-iced so might just bring one for my first icing.
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The bottles will float just fine, be careful about braining your bro with the bottle, unless you don't really like them that much I guess.Schlzm
 
Schlzm said:
moderated said:
Schlzm said:
moderated said:
meeting up with some bros on friday and plan to ice a couple.any good ideas on how to ice a bro while boating?
Click to expand...
Push him overboard then toss him an ice instead of a lifejacket.Schlzm
Click to expand...
i like this one, do the bottles float? was also thinking of putting one under one of the seats and ask for someone to grab me a lifejacket and have an ice under there, then BOOM, iced bro.i think i'm gonna bring 2 and try a double icing but don't want to risk getting re-iced so might just bring one for my first icing.
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The bottles will float just fine, be careful about braining your bro with the bottle, unless you don't really like them that much I guess.Schlzm
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i think this is a winner.my other option was to do the icing by having a fishing pole on the dock with an ice connected to it and tell my bro to reel it in.
 
Otis said:
This thing took Brooklyn by storm last night. Got iced hard (32oz) by my future bro in law.  We were all out at a big birthday dinner and after Otis was shooting off his mouth about how fantastic this new icing craze is, he slipped out the front door to a deli, slipped back in, and treated me to a handful of goodness.  Took a knee, took my punishment. Others realized he had 3 more bad boys on deck in his bag, swiped them while he was out smokin a Johnny, and we nailed the bro with TWO OF HIS OWN ICES!  Epic. Otis talked a lot of trash and was reveling in this massive revenge-icing (a dish best served lukewarm, #####es!) only to discover that WHAM - the bro actually had one more in his bag we missed. I got blocked, and just like that, double iced, in a bad way, after i was talking uber trash.  Major, major ownage. Another bro we're there with buys into the craze, and slips out to get a six pack. He comes up to us with two of em in his pockets holster-style like John Wayne and proceeds to start icing bros EVERYWHERE. Carnage.  One bro we were with is short on cash these days and actually WANTED to be iced, which was pretty crazy.  I feel like hell after all that icing. We'll be seeing the same crew tonight at a barbecue. I am stocking up a trunkload of ice in the Omobile, if only for defensive purposes. We need some sort of peace treaty here. This is pretty much the best thing I can remember happening to the world since I found the FFA.   
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Otis is getting married?I've been away far too long.But this icing thing is disturbing the balance of the universe somehow I'm sure.
 
Village Idiot said:
Otis is getting married?

I've been away far too long.

But this icing thing is disturbing the balance of the universe somehow I'm sure.
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You are in the WRONG F'IN THREAD.There's serious werewolf business going on around here, and the current crop of players needs a VI IV badly.

Bro. :mellow:

 
Had a golf outing an family picnic with a bunch of college buddies yesterday. Tried to ice half a dozen bros before I finally found someone who fell for it. I chugged one just for the experience. It was kind of refreshing in 94 degree heat.

We all decided it was pretty lame.

 
TenTimes said:
boom king said:
TenTimes said:
Tips for icing a bro at a wedding?
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Put it in his jacket pocket on the back of his chair
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:like: I've been asked to help set up for the wedding so my question is this. Do I have to actually hand it to my bro, or can I just leave a nice warm smirnoff on his seat with a note that he's been iced and I'm watching to make sure he takes a knee :)
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pretty sure you dont have to hand it to him.
 
shuke said:
Had a golf outing an family picnic with a bunch of college buddies yesterday. Tried to ice half a dozen bros before I finally found someone who fell for it. I chugged one just for the experience. It was kind of refreshing in 94 degree heat. We all decided it was pretty lame.
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How did you ice them? Anything creative? Coming up with a more creative icing than your bro is what this is about for me.
 
shuke said:
Had a golf outing an family picnic with a bunch of college buddies yesterday. Tried to ice half a dozen bros before I finally found someone who fell for it. I chugged one just for the experience. It was kind of refreshing in 94 degree heat. We all decided it was pretty lame.
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
shuke said:
Had a golf outing an family picnic with a bunch of college buddies yesterday. Tried to ice half a dozen bros before I finally found someone who fell for it. I chugged one just for the experience. It was kind of refreshing in 94 degree heat.

We all decided it was pretty lame.
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You couldn't have figured that out beforehand? Stevie Wonder could've seen that coming. :lmao:
 
shuke said:
Had a golf outing an family picnic with a bunch of college buddies yesterday. Tried to ice half a dozen bros before I finally found someone who fell for it. I chugged one just for the experience. It was kind of refreshing in 94 degree heat. We all decided it was pretty lame.
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Is this what is documented in pics on your Facebook? :lmao:
 
Otis said:
shuke said:
Had a golf outing an family picnic with a bunch of college buddies yesterday. Tried to ice half a dozen bros before I finally found someone who fell for it. I chugged one just for the experience. It was kind of refreshing in 94 degree heat. We all decided it was pretty lame.
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Is this what is documented in pics on your Facebook? :shrug:
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Yes, the one pic I posted was the only guy who fell for it. What other pics are you referring to, superstalker?
 
Post-wedding party this weekend...my gf picked up a sixer of Ices since she just heard of the phenomenon. There were a few bros at the party ripe for an ice. Iced my bro (hid it in a tall glass after he asked me to get him a beer), then iced my brother (wrapped in a tortilla, told him I had a leftover burrito). I left the 6-pack lying around knowing I would be iced, figured I would let them have that. But getting iced a second time by my own Ices was stupid... There are the rules, and then there are the unwritten rules.

 
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