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Can somebody call my gf and tell her I've been in (2 Viewers)

So my gf played a prank on me a while back...you know what they say paybacks are. Could someone please seriously call her and tell her I've been in a terrible accident and that you were given a note to call her number and tell her. PM me for details if you can place this 15 second call. You have to say no more than that....don't say it's a prank.
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You have been in a serious accident if you think this is funny...not payback funny either, this idea sucks some serious wang...
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:goodposting:
 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
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That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
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Cory the Bartender is also a cowboy?
 
and key log her machine.
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How do I do this?
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Explain EXACTLY what transpired this morning.
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Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).

 
I'd really like to hear the full details of her "prank".

Right now, I'm envisioning him walking in on her making out with some dude, and she sees him, jumps up and says, "I sooo got you!"

 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
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That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
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Are the links to her online profile Safe for FBG?If not, please PM me the link

TIA

 
and key log her machine.
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How do I do this?
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Explain EXACTLY what transpired this morning.
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Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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Awesome job, you stalking freak... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I seriously hopes this blows up in your face and you become a man out the lesson you learn...

 
As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?
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That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.
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Are the links to her online profile Safe for FBG?If not, please PM me the link

TIA
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I dont know that she actually has aprofile...and if she does I havent been able to find it yet.
 
and key log her machine.
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How do I do this?
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Explain EXACTLY what transpired this morning.
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Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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If this isn't a fishing trip.... :tfp:

seriously

 
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Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.

So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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Wow, where to being.First, if you mistrust your girlfriend enough to be looking through her internet and messenger history.... you probably shouldn't be with her. I mean, its all about trust, and by doing this you are throwing up a big red flag with the words "I don't trust her" written across it.

Second, no way I buy her explaination. If she wasn't cheating on you, she was fishing for opportunities or maybe looking to trade up.

In summation, your prank should be dumping her today.

 
and key log her machine.
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How do I do this?
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Explain EXACTLY what transpired this morning.
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Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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:loco: WTF? How is this a prank? Is she claiming her sister was using her computer to talk to these guys?

 
This is easy. Go to a friends house and try and get a conversation going with her on Yahoo IM. From there see what you can do to set up a time to meet.

Report back after that.

 
and key log her machine.
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How do I do this?
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Explain EXACTLY what transpired this morning.
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Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but your girl is whoring around.
 
Czarcasm, what's your deal? I can see not agreeing with the idea, but why do you seem so legitimately offended?

 
Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.

So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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Basically she's cheating on you so you want to do something to hurt her in return. Quit the games and just bang some other chick. At least you get something out of it. This fake accident is lame. :thumbdown:
 
Czarcasm, what's your deal? I can see not agreeing with the idea, but why do you seem so legitimately offended?
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I'm offended that this guy is stealing oxygen from those that put it to good use...he's either trying to fish the FFA or he's an absolute moron...
 
So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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You know, I've just thought of a much better prank. You should post naked pictures of her on the internet. Are you familiar with "The Cage"?

 
In summation, your prank should be dumping her today.
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Seriously thinking about doing this. Problem is we live together. I wish i could just grab all my things and leave within the next hour. Obviously there is along history here of unhappiness you guys aren't aware of.
 
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:popcorn:
 
Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.

So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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Basically she's cheating on you so you want to do something to hurt her in return. Quit the games and just bang some other chick. At least you get something out of it. This fake accident is lame. :thumbdown:
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Yeah. That's even better. :mellow: Just call it off.

 
In summation, your prank should be dumping her today.
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Or sleeping with her sister.
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Given more backstory, I'm liking more and more the idea of just faking his own death.When she shows up for calling hours, yell "surprise" as she walks in the door.

Sure he'll look like a tool, but at her reaction would be priceless.

 
Try to start a conversation with her on the internet using an alias. Then try to meet up or something to see if she is cheating on you. If she is, do the prank but instead get the guy to tell her that you have commited suicide. Then she'll feel awful.

 
This is easy. Go to a friends house and try and get a conversation going with her on Yahoo IM. From there see what you can do to set up a time to meet.

Report back after that.
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I dont even know here yahoo IM screen name. She changed her e-mail accounts throughout the years.
 
In summation, your prank should be dumping her today.
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Seriously thinking about doing this. Problem is we live together. I wish i could just grab all my things and leave within the next hour. Obviously there is along history here of unhappiness you guys aren't aware of.
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We're listening.
 
Try to start a conversation with her on the internet using an alias. Then try to meet up or something to see if she is cheating on you. If she is, do the prank but instead get the guy to tell her that you have commited suicide. Then she'll feel awful.
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That idea was already mentioned. :thumbup:
 
This is easy. Go to a friends house and try and get a conversation going with her on Yahoo IM. From there see what you can do to set up a time to meet.

Report back after that.
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I dont even know here yahoo IM screen name. She changed her e-mail accounts throughout the years.
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Then you need to get busy and get that IM screen name.

 
Went through her internet options files.  Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger.  I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys.  Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site.  Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys.  I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.

So I confront her.  She denies at first and then plays dumb.  Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to.  I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly. 

So we have a big argument.  I called her during lunch and she lied to me.  She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses). 

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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Wow, where to being.First, if you mistrust your girlfriend enough to be looking through her internet and messenger history.... you probably shouldn't be with her. I mean, its all about trust, and by doing this you are throwing up a big red flag with the words "I don't trust her" written across it.

Second, no way I buy her explaination. If she wasn't cheating on you, she was fishing for opportunities or maybe looking to trade up.

In summation, your prank should be dumping her today.
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I've got it! One of us calls her with "Ms. Soandso... I don't know how to tell you this, {dramatic pause} but Confucious has been in a car accident. I'm not going to lie.. but it's pretty bad."

Then another of FBG's co-workers says loud enough so your gf can hear "Doctor we're going to need you right away in the OR" to which the original conspirator tells your GF, "I'm sorry, I really must go. I'll call you again after surgery."

Then wait about 15 mins to really get her panicking (especially since no hospital name was given - it would help if there are a few in your area to add to the confusion). That's when you call your GF and tell her "Honey, I just wanted to let you know I'm OK....... oh and your #### will be waiting for you on the curb when you get home. We're through {click}" (Don't say "click", hang up the phone, brainiac)

This will give you all sorts of hand, and if she really wasn't planning on cheating on you, she'll do anything to convince you. If she really was looking for a new guy, you make the pre-emptive strike and come out on top. Win/Win scenario.

 
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Try to start a conversation with her on the internet using an alias. Then try to meet up or something to see if she is cheating on you. If she is, do the prank but instead get the guy to tell her that you have commited suicide. Then she'll feel awful.
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That idea was already mentioned. :thumbup:
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Oh well that idea ####### rocks.
 
In summation, your prank should be dumping her today.
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Or sleeping with her sister.
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Given more backstory, I'm liking more and more the idea of just faking his own death.When she shows up for calling hours, yell "surprise" as she walks in the door.

Sure he'll look like a tool, but at her reaction would be priceless.
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Exactly. She'll probably hate my guts, but I don't feel the relationship can be salvaged anyways. At first I wanted this to look like a prank to you guys, but I really just want to sting her....she's stung me plenty of times.
 
So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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Are you familiar with "The Cage"?
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No. What is it?
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PM the nude pictures to me and I will post them at the Cage. The Cage is just like the FFA, except with nudity, profanity and reprehensible ibehavior. Once you send me the pics, I will send you the supersecret Cage location. :thumbup:
 
and key log her machine.
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How do I do this?
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Explain EXACTLY what transpired this morning.
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Went through her internet options files. Saw that she's been talking to a lot of males on her yahoo messenger. I do have their screen name, most of them are local guys. Saw that's she's visited an internet personals site. Her sister is recently divorced and is dating like crazy...internet guys. I'm not sure if her sister is rubbing off on her at this point.So I confront her. She denies at first and then plays dumb. Then when I confront her with actual names and where they're from she tells me it was all abig prank and these are guys her sister is talking to. I even pull up pictures of one dude who is a ranchhand and she stands over my shoulder saying...look how ugly he is...he looks like her ex-husband, all ugly.

So we have a big argument. I called her during lunch and she lied to me. She went out to lunch with her friends and was leading me to believe she was at the college doing some work (she's taking summer courses).

So I thought I would pay her back in an eveil way....after all it's just a prank (sarcastic).
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whoooooooooooooagood luck with this one.

 
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