Capella
Footballguy
We are selling our house and my realtor isn’t available Saturday. So I asked if I could hold my own open house and after a few seconds of uncomfortable silence she said “yea...I don’t see why not”.
So I need to know what to do. I already plan to have soft, non-threatening music playing over the tv and my wife will bake cookies before she takes off. I think I will have a pencil in my ear and a giant clipboard to make it look like we have a lot going on. Also thinking of constantly being on the phone too saying things like “yea it’s real busy here” and “wow this is going to go fast”. Maybe texting a lot and saying things like “I can’t get back to all these people” under my breath but loud enough that people can hear.
Any other ideas/shtick?
So I need to know what to do. I already plan to have soft, non-threatening music playing over the tv and my wife will bake cookies before she takes off. I think I will have a pencil in my ear and a giant clipboard to make it look like we have a lot going on. Also thinking of constantly being on the phone too saying things like “yea it’s real busy here” and “wow this is going to go fast”. Maybe texting a lot and saying things like “I can’t get back to all these people” under my breath but loud enough that people can hear.
Any other ideas/shtick?
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